#nerdynerd rants

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MONSTROSITY IS THE WORST SHOW EVER. THE ANIMATION IS HORRIBLE AND IT GOES BY TOO QUICKLY. I LOVE IT. I WILL BE REWATCHING IT AND BURNING EVERY SINGLE FRAME INTO MY BRAIN AND WRITING FANFICTION.

Now that I think about it. It might be better after having watching crystallized and DR...

OH WELL.

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Hmm. I thought it was normal for my mom to have a hole in her leg. I remember in second grade the person asked me why I was late, and I told them something like "my mom had to change the bandaid on the hole in her leg" and got confused when they thought I was lying? I also thought it was normal to have a depressed mom who has no motivation, doesn't take you outside very much (except school), has chronic pain, I also thought it was normal for my mom to get into arguments with my dad a lot and cry a lot, I also thought it was normal for your mom to tell you lots of personal stuff, and look to you for comfort or to vent. I also thought it was normal to want the toys your sibling of the opposite gender got, and to want to be opposite gender (and have a whole phase claiming to be opposite gender and liking the gender you were assigned at birth.) Turns out I'm gay. I also thought it was normal for your dad to be mean, to comment on your body and make you feel insecure. I used to walk around shirtless when I was little but then he commented on my stretch marks so I stopped. I've also been self conscious about my weight since third grade. I also thought it was normal for my dad to make us pray, and never be home and for him to talk shit about my mom or siblings to me, and for him to tell me being gay is wrong and I will burn in hell. And other stuff. Idk, I can't remember some. Oh, I thought it was normal to have "do it yourself nights" because mom is in tok kuch pain to cook. (My mom has lots of stuffs and chronic pain)

Oooh, also, my weird ass cousins fricking DONT PUT LEFTOVERS IN THE REFRIGERATOR??? LIKE, THEY JUST LEAVE THEM ON THE COUNTER??? OVERNIGHT????

Hey what's the most buckwild thing you've seen someone assume is totally normal? Like they have no idea that the thing is a profoundly bizarre thing to do, or they might even start arguing you about how everybody does it in private, but it's just something that nobody admits to doing/you're not supposed to do where people see you?

And I don't mean "beating your kids" or "digging your nose", those are extremely common things for people to assume "everyone does", I mean the "what the fuck do you mean you just assumed that everyone does that?" stuff.

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Me and my mom were watching supernatural and she said something about how an angel fell in love with Sam before one fell in love with dean.. (we were watching mystery spot, aka second trickster/gabriel episode).

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"In supernatural it's demons screaming, and Cas being gay, and Dean being a bottom but this is too loud" -My mom when I asked her to turn the movie their watching down.

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My mom said that Castiel loved Dean more than Dean loved castiel. I do not know how to respond. Dean loved castiel as much as he could, right??

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I HAVE A SIMILAR THING IN MY MONSTROSITY FIC IM WRITING!! IM NOT GONNA GIVE TOO MUCH BACKSTORY SINCE I WANT TO MAKE ONE SHOT OF IT ONE DAY BUT,

So, basically, one day after first grade Nya gives kai a bracelet she made for him in class. They have matching bracelets and kai never takes it off.

I Headcannon that all the ninja have friendship bracelets (it’s the same bracelet) that they got from Wu someday. Which got me to thinking about monstrosity kai starring at it for hours a before falling asleep- or even worse, losing it during battle agaisnt a monster and he fucking loses it.

Also special mention to @poopinmybabyfood cuz they also contributed with THIS

AAUAHDJDEIIE 😭😭😭

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I AM GOING TO GO INSANE ABOUT NINJAGO MONSTROSITY, THIS IS A WARNING, I AM GOING TO BE WRITING AND WATCHING AND MY BLOG IS GONNA BE FULL OF NINJAGO THIS IS A WARNING

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I am NOT waiting anymore. I am writing a bug Kai fic, even though I'm still on season 14.

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HELP! MY FAVORITE COUSIN JUST SAW ME REBLOG A POST ABOUT SUPERNATURAL MPREG!!!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?

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It is 1:35 am for me. I have to wake up earlier tomorrow. Why would i do this to myself, you may ask. Do not blame it on me, kings queens and other identifying majestys. Blame it on the destiel fanfic rabbit hole that I fell down.

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Help my mom and her boyfriend were just talking about destiel gay sex and which ones are tops and bottoms.

My mom's boyfriend asked, "Well, would Dean be a switch?"

And i was about to say no. But my mom beat me there by saying "no, he's a bottom."

And I nodded my head in agreement and then my mom said "that's why their so awkward, because they are both bottoms."

And it took everything in me not to go on a rant about how Cas would top Dean and probably dominate him. So instead I yelled "[name of my twin] Help! Their talking about gay sex!"

And he came walking in.

And then my twin questioned how Dean would be a bottom

And we had a whole on discussion and it ended with me saying that I disagreed that they were both bottoms, but I wouldn't tell them how.

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I TOLD MY BROTHER THAT CASTIEL HAS HAD A FEMALR VESSEL BEFORE AND THEN I HEARD THE MOST NEFARIOUS, DEVIOUS, MALLICIOUS LAUGH from him. (It was a mwuheheheheehehhehe)

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Is it just me or will anyone else just be chilling in the room with family and then suddenly fanfiction inspiration will hit you and you have to awkwardly (and abruptly so you don't lose your motivation) walk out of the room like you aren't about to write a character suffering and then bring comforted and then possibly be gay?

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I'm trying to draw the adhd creature for my profile picture but I forgot I'm not good at drawing... if anyone had any suggestions for my profile picture, please let me know...

(The bad drawings are below)

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Bro, my hyperfixation is so bad that im making bracelets about it.

I've already made supernatural ones, now im making ninjago kandi and then im gonna make some using round glass beads (I love these beads sooo much) and then I might make some using flat clay beads.

Im making some based off of fic ideas and fics im writing and then some based off of head canons...

(My brain is chaos, I apologize for how chaotic this post is.)

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Everyday Destiel consumes a bit more of my soul, not unlike the magic that Jack used after he lost his powers. Soon my soul will be just Destiel, no trace of the original left. And I'm okay with that.

an unmoveable object (dean “daddy’s little blunt instrument” winchester) meets an unstoppable force (castiel “you’re not a machine, dean. you’re human” angel of the lord) more on that at 5