splatoon players on youtube every season: is this the WORST UPDATE YET? will this patch RUIN COMPETITIVE PLAY FOREVER? here’s why ONE COMP PLAYER is ANGRY about this patch. GAL IS RUINED! is splatoon 3 DEAD IN THE WATER? should we just GIVE UP and STOP PLAYING?
the patch notes:
52 gal needs 2 more points for special
decreased tri-splash radius by 0.001%
we put a pole somewhere but forgot where
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Bracket H Round 1
Poll 3
NERF (@nen-kaii) vs. Bruce the Just (@bruce-stan)
453. NERF (@nen-kaii)
he/him or ne/ner/neir
He has a zipper that exposes his skull because he thought it was silly, he drinks led water, ne blows stuff up with neir rocket launcher for funsies, and ne makes cookies for neir friends. He's so silly it borders on stupid. Gonna squisch him. Squinch.
4'11" little guy, with a shaved head that's split open by a zipper to expose his skull. Sometimes wears a mint-colored helmet with googly eyes pasted on.
454. Bruce the Just (@bruce-stan)
He/Him
Bruce is a were-shark Barbarian from a pathfinder campaign im in. he is my precious baby boi and the sole reason I'm on tumblr is to shill for him in this bracket. He was abandoned as a child due to his family thinking him a monster and fending for himself till one day while trying to rob a family for food, he goes too far and kills the dad. Stricken with the weight of his actions he seeks to save as many people as possible to make up for his terrible deed.
He is the definition of a himbo. The kindest of beans and loves nature especially the water. He is allo-aro as he loves everyone as his ever growing number friends but just can't hold romance in his heart, but still is distracted by boobs; can your really blame him boobs bouncy. He is autistic coded and has PTSD from his past actions, hating loud sounds as they remind him of the child and mothers wails of grief at what he did. He is self sacrificing to a fault and will no hesitate to throw himself into any danger for any reason.
This is reflected in his weapon "Penance". which he spells (penents). A metal shark tooth macuahuitl with one half cold iron and the other half adamantine. It is enchanted to deal extra dmg at the cost of backlash upon himself, which has been the cause of his many scars across his body. Bruce doesn't care however as his weapon is just as much penance for himself as for his enemies.
He serves as both the heart and big guy for our groups five man band. While he is obviously the dumb muscle, he is the emotional core of our group that makes a cold-hearted assassin, a conniving theif, a vengeance possesed psychopath, a shadowfell raised Dryder, and an apathetic druid, all want to be better people because of his unrelenting love and kindness.
He hates killing and will even in battle go out of his way to avoid it and violence in general as much as possible. Their is but a single exception to this rule and that is to put any of his new found family in danger. That makes a woman by the name of Valentina a dead girl walking, as she callously murdered his dear friend Ms. S. An ex school teacher who would hand out gold stars to the party. He still has the stars on his macuahuitl as a reminder of his late friend and debt to settle.
His caring nature has gotten the party into many adventures as he is always willing to help anyone. From hauling wood, to hunting fish for a starving child, to collecting cat skeletons for a friendly necromancer, to even facing down a 40ft tall face stealing monstrosity, all one must do is ask.
Now a list of my favorite Bruce quotes:
" I got my info from a trustworthy source....... ya know a crab from that creek over there".
"NO STEALING! I will buy you the shiny".
"I would never kill him, just break a few ribs".
"I've fought plenty of trees and I only lost twice".
"You can be gay just don't do crimes........ok maybe a little crime since he's was mean".
"BRUCE IS INDOMITABLE" ( after holding back a bullete from his unconscious friends.)
"violence doesn't just break a man's nose, it breaks his spirit.............I've seen how terrible that truly is."
I could go on for days about my precious lad, so if anyone wants to hear more hmu. That being said though reckless, naive, and certainly buried in his own sins; his unyielding sense of kindness and do-goodery make no one more fitting of the name Bruce The Just.
Taylor Lautner from twilight as to add to the shark meme since he also played sharkboy.
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why didn't genji get a skin?
I'm a little sad genji didn't get a dragon skin, he doesn't have one! him and Hanzo are the dragon characters!!! I'm glad Hanzo got one, but imagine how cool it would have been if genji got one to match him?!
could have been the dragon brothers THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE/COOL :[
(got the picture from @/OWCavalry on twitter)
then actual game play wise they just buffed half of his counters to the point playing him is gonna suck EVEN MORE then it did before. This balance team has something against him i swear.
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Music Videos and Episode Appearance Info under the cut!
Michelle Branch is a singer-songwriter and guitarist. She appears in Season 6 Episode 8 "Tabula Rasa"
in the final moments of the episode, Branch performs "Goodbye to You" while Tara moves out, Giles returns to England, and Spike and Buffy kiss
Pop punk band Nerf Herder are the band responsible for writing and performing the show's theme song, but they also made an appearance on camera in Season 7 Episode 19 "Empty Places"
The band performs two songs, "Mr. Spock" and "Rock City News" while Faith and the potentials party at the Bronze
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please never stop being a cr hater ur so right for this <3
i actually love CR usually!!! and i love a lot about the bell's hells campaign too — i unconditionally love every single one of the pc's in this campaign! — but the way the predathos and apogee plot had been going had made me start to lose interest in it because it just felt like exu calamity: the remix but...... not as compelling to me personally, lmao. but after this episode i feel genuinely insulted. what was the point of watching the last two campaigns and getting invested in those characters and being brought along on the beautiful story they all told, only for matt to do all that with the players' characters in campaign 3. i'm especially insulted by how marisha and liam's characters were treated by the narrative matt wove — not only beau and caleb essentially being rendered useless based on rolls he wouldn't tell liam and marisha the details of, but also with keyleth, whose whole campaign 3 arc turned out to be "she's bait for her boyfriend <3" and with vax, who had a beautifully ended story get retconned so now he's a fucking orb in the god-eater summoning machine i guess?
and i think it sucks even more because i usually do love CR and the world that matt and the players have built, so this feels like a real rug-pull that matt's done here for "all bets are off" Shock Value. i know lots of people are thrilled by this but i'm not one of them.
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