sapphirebluephoenix · 1 year ago
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I Should Have Known
Warning for choking :
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Nether Cult AU mixed with Therum's terrible boyfriend, a perfectly horrible mix.
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therummonster · 2 years ago
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here's another thing of Champagne and Benny just kinda vibin. ft an au i caused, and one i actually created.
{harpy benny au}fun fact: champagne can absolutely fuck up anyone in his work place, which he often feels tempted to do so. mostly cause they experiment on and traumatize his patients.
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thepiratefish · 2 years ago
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Please give them a break
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trickycreator · 21 days ago
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Drew these a bit ago, but I thought I’d share them on here anyway :]
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Random fact! I fully colored and shaded Fred’s face even knowing that I was going to cover it up.
Yippee! Yeah, Xara is not the only admin left in this au just thought I would mention that because it seems important.
About the cult thing! So, basically I’m going off of the head canon (at least- I don’t remember if it was ever confirmed in game or not-) that each admin was in charge of one of the three realms of Minecraft (Romeo the Nether, Fred the Overworld, Xara the End) and in this au while it is true that they created each realm, there was something none of them had control over which was the Void!
To summarize it very briefly, one day after messing with the End dimension, Xara hears some funky whispers coming from the Void of the End dimension. She follows them deep into the dark recesses of the Void and has a somewhat coherent conversation with the ancient entity (force of nature?) and it tells her the supposed truth about their world, existence, as well as the other admins, not to mention some secrets of its own. She listens to its every word and this somehow leads to her making a deal with the Void. The original deal was worded something along the lines of “I shall grant you the secrets of your very universe, beyond your limits of understanding. In exchange you are to spread the word of what lies beneath the world. Make them one with it.” She accepted this deal, however she didn’t expect to quite literally become one with a portion of the Void. She learned what she wanted to, yes. But at the cost of her mind. And possibly everything she ever held dear.
Anyway! I might make a funny lore post dedicated to the Void and Xara at some point, but this is all I feel like writing for now. Have a good day/night. :]
Rise the Void!
(A few doodles under the cut)
Fun fact: the doodles I did of Fred and Romeo is what I used to figure out their color palettes in my style :”]
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zorishy · 7 months ago
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Symphony of Gods and Dreamers (DSMP AU)
🟢 DSMP (sorry for bad grammar, this was mostly just me vomiting my ideas onto the post)
My DSMP au makes the world so much bigger and full of life than canon.
The arctic empire from SMP earth exists, hypixel is a whole kingdom, the bear SMP exists and that’s where Niki is from, the wreckage of tales from the SMP locations can be found in the woods, places from fanfics such as the blue valley are very important to the story. The story takes place over a much longer period of time, the L’Manberg revolution alone lasts several years! Dream is like 50! He was an adult before Wilbur was even born. Tommy and Tubbo had families before being adopted by Philza, but they were killed by Dream’s armies in their quest to conquer the world. Dream stole the revival book from Kristin decades ago.
Dream is a tyrant and a cult leader with armies and followers dedicated to his mission to control as much of the world as possible. The DreamSMP is a continent that Dream has discovered and, at the beginning of the events of the server, it has small townships spread around the woods that are full of people gathering resources for colonies. The original L’Manberg members were followers of Dream who had begun to question his power.
Las Nevadas is not just one street with some restaurants and a casino! It’s a massive fucking city with hundreds of thousands of citizens, they have communities and schools and farmer’s markets, It’s the first city in the SMP with paved roads! Snowchester is a cosy little college town up north surrounded by mountains. Students from schools in Snowchester and Las Nevadas go on field trips to L’Manberg and Eret’s castle. The center of the SMP is this huge historic town kept in top condition by volunteers dedicated to preserving the history of the land.
Kinoko Kingdom was built by natives of the SMP and can be found deep within the forest. The people of the kingdom have myths and legends of a time when dragons and demons and gods roamed the earth. When Sapnap showed up, being half demon, they worshipped him and made him their ruler.
There is an entire cult that worships DreamXD! every few hundred years XD selects a member of his cult to give godhood to (Techno, Foolish, and Callahan are amongst those selected). DreamXD is older than the universe itself and has witnessed the rise and fall of countless worlds. Several SMP members were gods in their past lives and knew XD personally (some relationships were more positive than others). That’s why XD is so infatuated with George and so hateful of Bbh.
Characters like Puffy, Antfrost, and Sam are just single individuals who are members of entire original species. Ranboo was born a prince in the end but his people were driven out. The nether was accidentally discovered by cultists and legend says that’s where the demons came from.
My vision of the SMP has grown far beyond a Minecraft roleplay. I wish I could tell you everything but that would take way too long to write. For now I’m just focusing on Wilbur and the other bursonas. I can’t possibly talk about every single character and that makes me mad. Maybe in the future I will go into more detail on sbi and DreamXD.
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nixalegos · 22 days ago
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How does the wife feel about the possibility of a succubus servant? (Or incubus, maybe that’s your preference! Better yet maybe that’s hers~)
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"I am grateful she understands the importance of someone of my skillset and means among the roster of heroes and champions of Azeroth." "However...when it comes to the attentions of my various bound sayaads...I believe she tend to tolerate the seething jealously of Vilynn to modest minimum of once per day, and then after it's met with violence. As the one most...keen on joining us on more then adventures. I once had the displeasure of seeing Miraith and her interrogate a Cult of the Damned holdout for an hour. It was unsettling seeing how well they co-operated. Elerevere despite their bluntness and forceful personality functions fine with them. As I recall, Elerevere and Tyleinth have a running tab over who can make Rokmostu fumble at the card table the most times." "And given that idiotic meatheaded himbo is more focused on trying to peep on us in the shower as he is running the day to day operations of the Au-bound, Ty has laid him back into the Nether about as many times as I have." "Poor choice of words. Laid out as in with her hands." "Fuck. Pain. Damnit. The Light. Killed him to death with the Light." "You know what, dumb question. This audience is over."
@tyleinth for mention.
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benjamintheraccoon · 2 months ago
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I decided to turn my take on The Lamb into a character in an AU!
He isn't as eager engaging in violence unlike most AU Lambs or his Goat counterpart, and has some Lamb equivalent of humanity in him.
The name he has in this AU is something I just pulled out of my nether region, since I didn't want to just do Lambert. (So I slapped two letters on the end, lmao.)
Given the opportunity, he would pet his pettable members as a stress relief method to cope with traumatic experiences.
The only real times you'd see him smiling are when he's relaxing in his cult, mingling with his followers, or on crusades.
DARKER LORE TIDBITS ARE DOWN BELOW!
He remembers when he was sacrificed, he often finds it hard to stay asleep because of the nightmares it gives him, witnessing his headless body from the ground before he shoots awake into a panic. (Don't worry, Webber consoles him during the night when the nightmares happen.) The namesake of the AU comes from his cult's name. It's rumored by his followers that he named the cult Screaming Dreams not because of The Goat, but because of his nightmares, since some followers wake up from the screams, choosing to check in on him.
Unfortunately, the murder of Radley has only made his nightmares worsen, as he has night terrors of that moment more often than not.
Is absolutely scared shitless of The One Who Waits due to not wanting to mess up the promise he made to them, therefore afraid of not keeping promises. (God, he's afraid of a lot of things.)
When on crusades, he finds his stress from promises and having to kill the four Bishops flying away as he lets loose a more sadistic side that isn't afraid to hold back anything to see the blood of his enemies.
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If you meet him like this, you're just another non-believer to him, and will be punished accordingly.
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thedragonholder · 1 year ago
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COLLEGE AND POWER'S AU TIME.
Hanzo hisashi: (dead and hell fire)he's obviously the mysterious quiet man and doesn't open up to anyone except for hatsune.
Kuai Liang:(fire magic)the kind popular man who is a part of many social events and loves to help people.
Bi-han:(ice magic)the course president who always organises events and always dives himself into work and keeps his emotions off.
Tomas vrbada:(wind and smoke magic)tomas is a harcore popular theater kid who watches musicals, plays and also reads book's.
Hatsune: (nether and chaos magic) hatsune is the mysterious responsible woman who doesn't open up to anyone and is also a painter and secretly paints stuff she's also carries a staff around.
Sareena:(demon magic)the female jock woman who always causes trouble and makes people open up but still makes it to the top.
Harumi: (aura magic) the mom of the group making sure everyone is taking care of themselves she is also in the theater club.
Kakkō(@angelbroad ): (shape shifting magic)the one high school student who spends most of their time in college and is a huge trouble maker they are the best tech wizard.
Syzoth: (reptile shapreshift magic)the shy introvert emo kid who is actually a pretty nice guy he also enjoys to paint murals and stuff with hatsune.
Ashrah: (light magic) vice president of the college id usually at war with the president and is sareenas older sister.
Raiden: (lightning ant thunder magic) the kid that is a huge know it all and is actually a sweetheart.
Johnny: (aura magic) the popular bisexual kid who is pretty chill with everything plus he's in a fight for the title of drama king against the president.
Kenshi: (telekinesis and sword magic)the rich kid who is closed off because he doesn't trust many people he usually hangs out with raiden and syzoth.
Kung lao: (teleportatiob magic) the jock of the team who is pretty athletic most of the time and has a crush on the nerd.
Fujina: (wind magic) the nerd who is also a fighter and protects their older brother raiden she also kind of likes the jock.
Kitana: (wind magic)the rich kid who isn't that much of a bitch then everyone thinks but is actually really nice loves hanging out with the lin kuei noble kids (Tomas, bi-han, kuai and harumi)
Mileena: (aura magic)rebellious rich kid who loves hanging out more with the rebels (hatsune, hanzo, kakkō and sareena)
Tanya: (aura magic) the body guard kid who is hored to protect the rich rebel and accidentally falls in love with her without realising it.
Rain: (water magic) responsible noble kid who is the rival of the hatsune since they are both high mages in this au and best painters.
Reiko: (shield magic) the mean boy who is soft inside and is mean because of huge ego.
Havik: (dead magic) the cult kid out there and is also a mean boy.
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potatoeofwisdom · 2 months ago
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Minecraft rottmnt au?? Oh please tell more
-☆staranon☆
Ok now that I’m actually confronted with the task of putting my thoughts to print I’m drawing a bit of a blank, but I’ll try and ramble about some of it here! (thank you so much for the ask!!!)
The gist is, through mystic mishap (Mikey trying to save him from the prison dimension) Leo is sent hurtling through dimensions to Minecraft. It’s a silly little doodle au I made up after playing Minecraft a few days too many.
Leo, once thrown into the world, is left injured and alone without any means of escaping. So he’s forced to travel aimlessly, searching for any information as to how to get home. He finds strange structures that sometimes contain more information about the world and what had happened before. (Kraang invasion)
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This all takes place hundreds of years after the kraang had been evicted from the world so we’re following Leo as he discovers the after-effects of wide scale kraang takeover on a world that defeated them.
Creepers are actually the last surviving “kraang” left on Minecraft, save for a few exceptions we’re still ironing out. They are both self destructive and green due to a fungus based bioweapon the “old ones” (those who fought the Kraang before) used in the war.
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(Zombies are also an unintended side affect of this)
They kinda plague Leo specifically because I feel like it would be funny (traumatising). They’re pretty rare normally but he seems to attract them for some reason.
There’s a bunch of other stuff we created as well, like the kinda history of the villager and illagers (the villagers live in a kind of isolated cult society) and the political connections between the different old-one societies and why each of them individually fell to the Kraang or joined together.
In all honesty I’m bad at writing story elements, or character writing. likelyhood is I’m not gonna do much with this au aside from doodles maybe every now and then.
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If I was to outline a kind of story it’d be how he goes from structure to structure discovering more about the stories of those who all died during the war against the kraang whilst trying to track down more information about “the portal”.
Obviously there’s several portals in minecraft so he gets mislead into believing a portal to the nether could be a portal home, and that could lead to a certain amount of angst.
He would eventually find a way home, probably after defeating the ender dragon (it’s corrupted by the kraang)
Some facts about the dragon and the endermen:
The endermen have a kind of cryptid, assumed benevolent vibe to them in this. No one really knows their objectives aside from them trying to save(?) the dragon, which is a kind of god in this world.
The endermen are revered as a kind of holy figure due to their connections to the dragon.
The dragon works like a kind of phoenix but nobody knows this, unless the endermen do but no one knows what the endermen know or don’t know.
The dragons breath is literally the dragon dying kraang style™️ it’s great 👍
The dragon is stuck in a kind of half-death because of the kraang so it’s eternally suffering lol
Also the villagers mistakenly believe Leo to be some kind of enderman equivalent due to his portalling, and worship him accordingly, as seen in this post here
Some other facts:
A lot of the old ones religions were focused heavily on life and death and the cycle of decay (the purity or lack thereof depending on the culture) due to the fact skeletons have always just. Existed.
There is more lore about the specific beliefs of each about the life and death thing but I’ve forgotten them and will have to ask my sibling about it again
Skeletons were able to become passive but only due to religious practices of one of the old-one societies (the desert peoples)
All of them added the dragon somewhere in these religions but how exactly the dragon played a role in them was different depending on the religion and was subject to many debates (+ wars)
High-tech-kinda Machinery and magic exist. The ins and outs of both are unclear (Each society were more or less involved in the practices of either )
The underwater temples (and the underwater peoples) were extremely technologically advanced. Arguably the most advanced of all the old ones. They didn’t believe in the standard respect for the cycles of life and death and the practices surrounding the skeletons but they had their own beliefs and culture separate to the rest of the old ones.
The underwater ppl did body modding with copper and technology. Think underwater steampunk. You get me. Their zombies reflect this.
Mushroom islands are like nuclear wastelands but from mushroom bio weaponry
Mooshrooms are the only things that can survive on those islands anymore
They are like the zombies but better (somehow managed to reach complete symbiosis with the fungus. Unclear how exactly??)
Oh yea the dragon lives on the moon but the moon has an atmosphere so it’s fine
The kraang were all eviscerated by a machine created by the old ones. The only remaining kraang are those who were too far altered to be recognised as fully kraang anymore (creepers) and therefore managed to avoid whatever the old ones machine did, or were protected by plot (the dragon corruption).
The deep dark has lore and Leo is definitely gonna explore it in his search to find a way home.
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ourlastbastion · 1 year ago
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More Gortash Joins The Brainworm Gang Instead Of Durge ideas. But on the Bhaalspawn side of things.
Gortash is out of the picture but his role is not. That is Orin takes his form whenever they need him for something; to intimidate the Gondians to make more of the Steel Watchers, to order the Flaming Fists around, to keep the Banites under thumb. Except, Orin being Orin… it’s a good thing most of the key players have a tadpole in their head. Because of Orin he has gained a reputation in the city for being being a wild card, and that’s putting it nicely.
People are less being thrown into prison for any dissent as they are straight up murdered immediately via bhaalist assassins. Meaning Florrick is already dead by the time the gang reaches Baldurs Gate. Duke Ravengard is killed off shortly after “Gortash” is named Archduke. Orin delivers his head to the camp in the middle of the night while they’re asleep.
The Bhaalspawn duo also flood the Iron Throne immediately. No need to keep live hostages. So long as the Gondians think their loved ones are alive, they’ll keep working and obeying.
Orin is responsible for the Banites, leading them while wearing Gortashs face, keeping a close eye on them because if Bane intervened and chooses a new Chosen, things can get messy. So she has a lot of little spies among the masses, and kills of any who start to question things. It’s taking a lot of willpower to keep the murders quiet, and she’s doing her best. Durge and “Gortash” mediate between their cults whenever Orins murders stir up too much fuss, just to make them happy. Often results in them killing one of their own acolytes in retribution. Which, being that they’re Bhaalists, is really just another win for them.
Orin and Durge are kind of on better terms in this AU. They will still try to hurt and kill each other because murder is who they are, but there’s more respect. Mostly because I’m weak for headcanons and AUs where the two could have/may have gotten along. That means that they aren’t going to talk the gang into killing the other for them, making it trickier to get the nether stones.
The Elderbrain is much more cooperative with them than it was with the Chosen 3 in game. Because let’s face it, it was only going along with them in the first place because it was Team Durge.
Also Gortash has to be disguised constantly in the city because of how recognizable he is. They got a ring of disguise self for him just to get around without drawing too much attention to themselves. At one point he confronts Orin glamoured to look like her while she’s shifted to look like him.
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haresvoid · 1 year ago
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Fuck it, list of Omes verses:
Main Canon: This can take place anywhere from the meeting in the underdark to the meeting in Baldurs Gate- specifics with this is Ome still has ring (whether it had extras or it was allowed to keep it depends) and the Iron Throne event did happen.
SPOILERS- Colony Post Canon (close ties to @empcrer ): Following the defeat of the Nether Brain, Ome discovered the colony The Emp.eror had made and cautiously joined due to how opportunistic it was for them. Potential other factors are Ome was enthralled during the Absolutes attack due to missing ring and the Absolute being an arcane elder brain, thus getting past Omes normal resistances. This did result in various kills at the Society by it, as well as actions that go against its normal morals.
Modern AU: Ome became an illithilich, gaining immortality. Year after year, decade after decade, century after century passed: it saw the fall of its own kind, extinction of them- Ome believes it is the only of its kind left. It disguises itself as a college professor, while making under the table cures and medicines for those that can't afford or receive them. This has resulted in some secret criminal action from Ome in the way of stealing funds and materials from big companies to aid this task.
"Companion" AU: Ome joined the camp after it spoke interest of studying the group and the cult, sensing the ties to its own kind. Ome offers alchemical materials and brews, as well as carefully trying to provide new means to help the campsite. (I think this one just pleasant and nice)
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cathumanthing2 · 1 year ago
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Roseblings Chatfic AU Chapter 10 Q&A
magic bitches
9:13 am
father: I'm only saying this for foreshadowing purposes, but I met the person who threw us all into this mess today. Apparently it wasn't really them, but some version of them created for the sole purpose of "fucking with us". Either way, they seemed nice, but were also scarily bent on "traumatizing my poor blorbos" so I do not know what is going on with them.
tech wizard: on THAT terrifying note, good morning bitchesss
glitter starboy: Pix are you some sort of eldrich being or something who is able to talk to the fucking CREATOR???
father: Shoot, that wasn't in the script, wait a second while I consult Cat.
buff buff farmer: It's too early for you to be joking about this stuff Pix
father: I promise you, I am not joking.
CatHumanThing joined the groupchat
CatHumanThing: henlo motherfuckers prepare for suffering >:3
tech wizard: WHAT THE FUCK
buff buff farmer: holy shit who tf are you
glitter starboy: How tf did this thing join-
actual wizard: I'm gonna go, I dont have the energy for this rn
father: Why hello, I would ask where you came from, had I not already known that your response would simply be a vague sentence and nothing more.
CatHumanThing: And the only semi-reasonable person here is RIGHT! All yall need to know is im here to ask yall questions 
fungi fungus gnome: ominous
CatHumanThing: OKAYYY first up, from ArchAngelAthena, for gem: STOP TRYING TO BE STRONG ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! Your only hurting urself, and ur brother! And if it continues then ur brother will cry, & if he cry’s then i cry & it’ll be a bad day for everyone! Stop thinking u have to do everything right now! U have —only god knows how long— time ahead of u, relax, take a chill pill, spend some time with friends and family, eventually u won’t have the time to do so… so take the chance while u still have it… ur parents we’re assholes, & did many illegal things, but don’t let what they did change how u live ur life… we —ur brother, ur friends, the ones who watch all this— love u, & we don’t want u hurting urself, ok? Take care of urself, see ya soon!
actual wizard: A. That wasnt a question B. how did you know about all of this, are you stalking me?? C. I'll try but I have wayy too many things to get done
tech wizard: Gem, it's summer.
actual wizard: So?
CatHumanThing: Gem.
actual wizard: I'll try.
CatHumanThing: Good enough. Next question, from Ravenpuff99, to everyone: What are your pronouns, gender, and sexuality, also favourite flower and animal :)
tech wizard: I use he/they pronouns, im transmasc, and pan, also i like wither roses and salmon 
actual wizard: She/they, demigirl, and bi with a preference for women, and wither roses and cats
scary fish lady: I use she/her and most neos, I'm a girl, and im bi with no preference, i like water lilies and axolotls
short pottery man: heyyy i use he/him, male, demisexual, and my favorite flowers are blossoming azaleas and my favorite animals are donkeys specifically named jeramy
scary fish lady: joel istg stop it with your weird cult-
short pottery man: ITS NOT A CULT ITS A RELIGION
glitter starboy: Ignoring that, i use he/him, transmasc, gay and poly, and i like poppies and snowy owls
jungle bitch: He/him, male, gay, and I like most jungle plants and nether plants, and my favorite animals are tigers
jungle bitch: And Xorny says xe uses they/he/it/xe/void pronouns and are nonbinary, and are gay. They like nether mushrooms and cats
fungi fungus gnome: she/they/shroom, demigirl, ace sapphic, mushrooms, and wolves!
plant flower faerie: She/they, girl, grayasexual demiromantic sapphic, ALL flowers are AMAZING and i love them all equally, and i really love cats or bees, they're both so cute!
father: I use he/they pronouns, identify as male and omnisexual with a preference towards men, and I don't have a particular animal I like most.
buff buff farmer: I use she/her, im a girl, im aroace, and i like sunflowers and ducks
blood sheep man: I use he/him, im a boy, im bi with a preference towards men, and i like wither roses and blood sheep
pathetic fish man: he/they, demiboy, asexual biromantic polyam, i like cornflowers and cod
CatHumanThing: OKAYYY that took forever!!! Anyways, next question is from Ravenpuff99 again, for everyone: When's the last time you did self care? This is your reminder that we love you, and to go eat/drink/sleep/take meds/shower if you need to or haven't recently. Self care is important!! We will all cry if you don't take care of yourself (this is a threat) <333
father: For the sake of time, I will tell you that the only ones here who regularly get a good nights' sleep are Jimmy, Pearl, and I.
CatHumanThing: Next one, from teslapenguini! Everyone other than shrub n katherine, how long have yall been watching those two completely fail to realise their feelings and how close are you to just directly spelling it out to them?
buff buff farmer: Istg, its taking forever. Ever sincem iddle school theyve been dancing around each other. I just. Im THIS close to telling them directly
father: They are frustratingly oblivious, and have been since around the 8th grade, to the best of my memory.
glitter starboy: It's a wonder i didnt add katherine to the simp chat earlier. The amount of "oh they're so cute i wonder why" i have to tolerate. And shrubs even worse.
plant flower faerie: shrub do you have any idea wtf they re all talking about
fungi fungus gnome: a little but i refuse to accept it
glitter starboy: its getting worse. Shes oblivious by choice now
jungle bitch: ok actually i'll say it right now: guys just kiss already
plant flower faerie: whos he talking to
fungi fungus gnome: i know but i wont tell you
scary fish lady: even jimmy isnt this oblivious i swear-
actual wizard: They are so obliviously agonizingly gay for each other and have been since around the 7-8th grade that at this point i try my best to ignore it
plant flower faerie: im starting to catch on but i refuse to believe it
fungi fungus gnome: same
glitter starboy: Katherine, shrub, besties, guys, just…. Its… its getting so agonizingly painful. Just. yeah. 
CatHumanThing: Okayy from Crystal, to everyone, do you guys have stuffed animals? If so, what are their names and what are they of?
scary fish lady: Two axolotls named sir strawberry and lady marcelline
pathetic fish man: One unnamed cod plush that norman absolutely loves
short pottery man: stuffed animals are for losers
scary fish lady: he has a donkey named jeramy that he based an entire religion off of in elementary to middle school
short pottery man: THESE ARE FALSE CLAIMs
actual wizard: a dragon plush named violet that gandalf loves!
fungi fungus gnome: A cat named star
jungle bitch: I never had any because my raptors tear them up all the time
tech wizard: YOU HAVE RAPTORS?????
jungle bitch: Yep! [Raptors.image.png] (it's of a raptor curled up asleep in Joey's lap)
fungi fungus gnome: that. is. adorable.
plant flower faerie: I have a bunch of bee plushes!
glitter starboy: I have a bunch of snowy owl plushes and they all have names, theres too many to fit here though
tech wizard: A salmon plush
father: I have a copper car I named David, does that count?
blood sheep man: I got Bubbles a dog plush to keep her company
buff buff farmer: i have many ducks
CatHumanThing: AnnulledGoat asked Shrub: What's your favorite mushroom, also do you like mooshrooms?
fungi fungus gnome: I really like the fly agaric, it's really pretty, PLUS it gets you high! Also YES THEY ARE SO CUTE-
glitter starboy: mushrooms that get you high >>>>>> normal mushrooms
tech wizard: fr
father: You guys are not allowed to get high.
tech wizard: you're no fun
CatHumanThing: I have a paraphrased thing that my bestie/beta-reader-i-cant-contact-rn Cedar said once, for Shrub: shrub is my fav since shes short 
fungi fungus gnome: aww thx! Yaknow, there really needs to be more positivity about beign short
plant flower faerie: Shrub doesnt have to be short to be anyones favorite, they're just like that :) 
fungi fungus gnome: thx bestie!
glitter starboy: yknow what im just gonna tell them
CatHumanThing: Oh, scott, you cant do that for plot reasons. I will physically restrain you and take away your plot-relevancy for 5 whole chapters :D /srs /threat
glitter starboy: ok, you're terrifying, duly noted
CatHumanThing: Next! From crimston7, to everyone, including me: what’s your favourite book? And if you don’t really read then what’s your favourite game? 
CatHumanThing: I used to be obsessed with warriors
fungi fungus gnome: I have a book about mushrooms that I have memorized if that counts
actual wizard: Its really hard to choose a favorite book, but i have a book about magic that i absolutely adore
tech wizard: annoying gem to the point of insanity
blood sheep man:  a book on blood magic and summoning demons! :D 
jungle bitch: the same book that Sausage likes because it got me Xorny
glitter starboy: ew. anyways, the book on the clash of the great stags because i like the story , and i feel connected to it for some reason
plant flower faerie: A book on gardening!
scary fish lady: It's hard to choose a single book, so ill just say the game: marco polo
short pottery man: a book i wrote on jeramyism
pathetic fish man: I had a bit of a warriors phase a bit ago, i liked the ones that had a focus on riverclan
buff buff farmer: Books are cool, but I dont really have a favorite
father: A book on prophecy.
CatHumanThing: Woo! Now, for Katherine, from blxegrxpe, what is your opinion on all your friends? Answer honestly
plant flower faerie: Scott is cool, he's my bestie, shrub is really cute and kind and funny and awesome and i love talking to her and i think about them a lot :D, lizzie kinda scares me but shes also really cool, gem is smart and clever but really needs to take care of herself, fWhip scares me a little, so does sausage, joey is cool but istg he simps for a literal DEMON/ELF/IDK, i dont know joel that well but he seems cool, jimmy is really kind, pix is 100% one of the only sane people here, which is concerning because he seems mildly insane/lh, and pearl is realljy strong and cool
fungi fungus gnome: wow, thanks :D 
plant flower faerie: it's true, you're awesome shrub!
buff buff farmer: okay they're TRYING to be frustrating at this point.
CatHumanThing: LAAAST QUESTION!!!: for fWhip, from blxegrxpe, why do you like inventing so much?
tech wizard: Its fun, i get to unleash monstrosities on the world, and i can make cool stuff
actual wizard: he also likes it because he can create chaos
tech wizard: yup :) 
CatHumanThing: I have now thoroughly questioned you, and i will leave with a single statement: beware of pixlriffs, yall are driving him insane with your lack of sleep
CatHumanThing: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!
CatHumanThing left the groupchat
tech wizard: what the fuck just happened
mushrooms and plants belong together :D
10:28 am
Shub :D: so katherine uh do you understand a bit about what they were yelling at us about in the chat
Kath <3: A bit, i dont wanna believe it though, i just found out something about myself a few days ago so..
Shub :D: Same, but uh
Shub :D: Since its making them kinda frustrated and it pains them to watch
Shub :D: why dont we amp up our obliviousness and put a bit more of an oblivious front just to mess with them
Kath <3: That doesnt seem very nice but it also seems like it would be funny…
Kath <3: Yes
Kath <3: But before we do that, i think i should tell you something
Kath <3: You're really pretty and nice and cool and cute and i think i have a crush on you
Shub :D: I like you too :) 
Kath <3: So i guess them being upset at us did what it was intended to do haha
Shub :D: It really did, but they dont know that yet and so we can mess with them
Kath <3: How much are you willing to bet they dont find out their yelling worked until like 6 months into the future?
Shub :D: at least $20
Kath <3: So does this mean we're dating?
Shub :D: I guess Kath <3: woo!
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therummonster · 2 years ago
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this is definitely not me telling people to go read the nether cult au for popcross studios on Ao3 by BlueJadeDragon
and even if you were to go search for it you wouldn't be able to find the right tag, cause its fandom category is Multiverse Tales - Christian Pearson.
i am absolutely telling you to read it. hopefully they won't know i'm sending y'all.
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thepiratefish · 1 year ago
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have you tried explaining the nether cult au to the benny sharp ai?
i haven't because that requires me to acknowledge the fact we've spread far enough to get a few functional popcross character ais-
Not yes, but that is a good idea >:]
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tibby-art · 3 years ago
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Hoglin man take me by the hand
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weeping-obsidian · 3 years ago
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Au where things got fucked and basically, Wither hybrid c!eret. Please nobody look at how messy my handwriting is-
Eret had been watching the wither cult for quite a while, just observing their antics, until the group got wise. In response, our dear sweet protagonist was lured into a trap and taken by the cult, and either in an attempt to appease this wither God of theirs or in retaliation a nether star was forcibly implanted in their chest during some mildly horrifying ritual. This new addition caused their physical form to change. 
At least by the time Eret came to, there was nobody left standing in the ritual room aside from a bloody and slightly mortified foolish. 
For the most part, they’re able to control the extent of the physical changes but it does occasionally get away from them and will become slightly more monstrous in appearance.
When they joined the dsmp, their memories were stolen away. Memories of their past, this cult, and Foolish...So, they simply have no idea why they’re like this. Dream preys on this insecurity, enforcing this idea that they’re a monster and that’s all anybody would ever see them as, well everyone except him because of course you can trust him! Nothing could go wrong! Anyways betray your friends cause it would be funny-
(Please reblog, helps the artist ;^;)
(Also click for quality tumblr ruins everything)
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