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you won't see me harrassing people over ships. i just ignore or downright block that person/tag if i want to.
i don't like a ship/headcanon = you get ignored/blocked.
really is worst than give them the time of day.
the worst i would do is complain in the tags, but never harrassed.
is that easy.
This just in
#trolls fandom#there is a lot of ships i can't stand in the fandom#any branch and poppy ship that isn't broppy is an IMMEDIATE NO NO for me#also some headcanons that i just...can't subscribe to.#nothing wrong with them#just not my vibe not something i personally agree or thing it suits that character like A ALL.#example: i dont subscribe to trans branch headcanons#it just DOES NOT FIT HIM AND I DONT SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM#just NOPE#y'know who the trans headcanons actually apply and too?#bruce#it fits bruce a lot#the whole name change the physical change into something that makes him happy and is him living his truest happy self in an island#with his trans wife and so on#i do like my trans/genderfluid bruce headcanons#but NOT BRANCH#never branch#not saying he's not lgbt cuz C'MON MAN most of these cast is gay af#branch is just a cis biromantic demisexual man#that's it#it suits him and it makes sense#sorry#i love my trans folks SO MUCH#trans branch is simply not a headcanon i personally agree with that's all#but yeah#bruce and his wife are trans x trans couple and i love that for them#maybe bruce as only genderfluid too#not sure#anyways those are my opinions can't picture branch as anything more than a bi disaster sorry
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Jack on a three way call: How are things in Gotham!? Is everything going well with opening the new Fenton Work branch?
Jazz: Everything is going great, Dad. We think we should be open for business in a week or two.
Maddie: That's so exciting, sweetie! Thank you again for doing this for us.
Jazz: Hey, it's the family business. Of course, I'll help out, plus it gives Danny and I a place to stay while we're studying.
Maddie: How is Danny doing? I fell bad we made him move after only one year in Casper High.
Jazz: Danny is adjusting. He's got straight A's in class and the full ride to Gotham U, that the Martha Wayne Foundation offered him is a nice bonus. He's just a little upset that the only way to get it is to attend three years of high school within Gotham. He is really missing Sam and Tucker
Maddie: Has he made no friends in Gotham Academy?
Jazz: Well....there is that one kid, but he's more interested in being boyfriends instead of best friends.
Jack: How can you be so sure? I've known plenty of people who thought I was flirting with them but in reality I was just being friendly.
Jazz: He is outside our house serenading Danny. He hired a mariachi band and has a sign that reads, "Will you be my boyfriend Danny Fenton" in spanish
Maddie: Oh. How is Danny reacting?
Jazz: *Looks over at Danny*
Danny:

Jazz: He looks confused. I don't think he can read the sign.
Jack: *laughing* That's my boy! What's the poor unfortunate kid who's heart was stolen by Danny?
Jazz: Jason Todd.
Maddie: That name sounds familiar. Wasn't he the kid Phantom saved from the Joker in Ethiopia a year ago?
Jazz: Yeah, it was.
Jack: *Laughs harder*
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Hispanic Jason Todd#Dead on Main#Danny saved Jason#Jason fell in love#Bruce definitely funded the second Fenton Works Branch#Yes Jazz is only 17 but her 18th birthday is five months#He parents feel better knowing Danny is with her#Danny is unaware Jason knows hes Phantom so he sees some rich guy being weird#The Fentons all know who Phantom is#Jazz is fluent in 6 languages for no reason other then she can
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Me and @the-obnoxious-sibling have been having a lot of fun with the new vivre cards this whole week.
Bonus actual home life drawing:
#shuggy#one piece#shanks#buggy#Alvida#red haired shanks#buggy the clown#The kind of manager that will never set foot on the production floor#their branch only stays open because Galdino cooks the books
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I need more "trolls are the size of smurfs" content
#I will never draw these characters the same way twice lol#branch trolls#queen poppy#john dory#trolls#trolls fanart#trolls band together#fanart#art
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nobody asked, but all the bros have nicknames for Branch :3
#branch trolls#poppy trolls#bruce trolls#clay trolls#john dory trolls#floyd trolls#brozone#broppy#broppy fanart#trolls#trolls fanart#trolls swap au#trolls band together#clay used to call branch “prince B’’ but that’s not super relevant here#tbh i wanted to have the bros call branch all of the nicknames in the introduction post#i just never got to it
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...then again, there are alternative revenues of power in rome
octavian and crassus, because I'm back on my spolia opima bullshit
Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson
the eyebrow scar runs in the family lmao. so does the attitude
#crassus and his wife making friendly with all of octavian's favorites but in ways that octavian can't really retaliate against: :) :)) :)))#anyway jail for (my) crassus for ten thousand years. i said i would never write an early empire comic out and i fucking. did#because this specific family branch has just enough space in the historical records for me to start thinking thoughts. TERRIBLE#augh. thousand years in the dungeon.#roman empire tag#komiks tag
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#trolls#trolls band together#trolls 3#dreamworks trolls#dreamworks#broppy#branch#poppy#trolls poppy#trolls branch#cels doodles#thank you trolls 3 for revealing branch has abandonment issues#I shall exploit that for my sinister purposes ehehehe#you know what branch was downright mean to her growing up and she never once held that against him so you know what!!#she deserves to be happy and drowned in affection!!#she never gave up on him 😤
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Dragon Age: Felassan
#felassan#dragon age felassan#datv#da4#dragon age art#da fanart#dragon age fanart#da felassan#doodle#doodles#artists on tumblr#remind me to never ever draw vallaslin again X_X#at least not mythals god girl stop it with the branches
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guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#falsesymmetry#was gonna include in the post but it made it way too long that the other option is he misreads the ''x'' as xisuma signing his name#and thinks. well god now xisuma is obsessed with me too?#like wrong person buddy iskall is apparently the obsessed one now#genuinely the funniest thing is that joel is away on holiday so he will have no idea these messages all came at once.#he might think someone just like really missed him over the course of several days dskjhf#and also this is ignoring the fact that any REAL MAIL people send him will despawn and be lost forever which will possibly#result in more chaos like whyd you never reply to my mail joel :c#this is not even scratching the surface of the possible prank war also this is one tiny branch of everything. not even getting into#the hermit statues and who's been building them etc etc#sorry this situation is just so. it's sooo.
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a literal metaphor
(★ my Kofi) | (★ commission info)
#my art#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls floyd#trolls bruce#trolls#is floyd bad at expressing himself or am i using vagueness as a crutch? the world may never know#anyway how are we feeling about this color palette lads#i'm trying to branch off from the blues i usually use
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yippie my tester charm came!! 💙🩷
im considering making a small batch of these if anyone is interested 🎣
#dreamworks trolls#broppy#branch trolls#poppy trolls#ive never done anything lile this before so please be patient <3#acrylic charms#fanart#my art#trolls#fan merch
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Broppy hcs for 🌈pride✨
#dreamworks trolls#broppy#trolls poppy#trolls branch#pride fanart#panromantic#biromantic#these are uh... these are romantic orientations btw#cause I hc the whole species as asexual#my art#on procreate this time :)#I never thought I'd see the day#geoblocking is so ass but I finally figured that out#first procreate attempt
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THE SPARTAN GIRLIES!! >_<<
I've made many design choices here but one I particularly like is how I gave Helen a black sandal. Wanna know why? Swans have black feet (It is adorable)
#Not so bad for first time trying to do Minoan dress#Helen of Sparta#first#Helen of troy#Unfortunally#penelope of sparta#Penelope#Clytemnestra#Women...#Guys do you guys like black haired Helen?#My last design of Helen had red hair#I changed because I wanted it to match those gorgeous Minoan women#That olive branch that Penelope is holding is a present from Ody btw#Based on that one statue of the graces#Before trauma tm#They have different designs after the events of the Epic cycle#Sorry Menelaus. Your wife is our wife#(What Paris said before disaster)#Jk cuz he would never say sorry#Art
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Had a silly dream where JD and Floyd came back to the troll tree before the last trollstice but after singing killed their grandma and decided to doodle and expand upon it a bit
Clay never left the tree but was too scared to return to the families pod since he didn’t want things to go back to how they were before, he did try to find his brothers during the escape but got separated by the cave in.
John Dory was the one to find Clay and see him get caught by the cave in, when he came out of the tunnel without Clay and holding his wristband they all just assumed he was dead. Even so JD still searches for Clay with the hope that he might’ve escaped and is alive out there.
They know Bruce is alive but after JD got the post card he assumed Bruce didn’t want to be found
Some more doodles that kind of show their dynamic
Also-
JD always brings home souvenirs for the brothers both as an apology for being gone for so long and also because of this:
#my art#trolls#trolls 3#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls branch#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#trolls clay#trolls bruce#theyre mentioned but still#the dream brought the concepts to my brain#and i havent been able to stop thinking about it so i had to draw it#jd and floyd were going camping exposition dumping the lore#it was like i was watching a retellig of the first movie#clay is still alive btw#he doesnt know grandma is dead#JD and Floyd had run into him after coming back and tried to tell him#but they saw how well he was adjusting to his new life they didnt have the heart to do it#then they never got the chance since the second time they saw him it was during the great bergen escape#and they think he got buried alive or worse#floyd and branch were one of the first ones out of the tunnel#jd was one of the last#since after presumably watching his brother die he went on to help others escape#and now he insanely searches for clay and bruce while pretending everything is a okay#floyd has to be the voice of reason while also taking care of branch#and branch is branch completely isolating himself#good times :D#idk if ill do more for this but i wanted to share what i had
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more masquerade concept
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#masquerade#beta#art#ocs#original#concept#cryptids#npcs#playing around with different hair kinds. i feel like i want to branch out with hair.#i want to have pokemon level character design#bonus points to whoever recognizes where this outfit was recycled from#i always think about this outfit because i used it once for something else and never again#needed to simplify her outfit i realized i would need to draw that shit over and over#she is a frequent customer of the springs due to back problems#if youre REALLY LUCKY as a witch you can somtimes use back pain spells in exchange for services but this is so extremely rare#dont ask how the sash holds it or how youre supposed to walk normally like that#im throwing the fantasy excuse and just acknowleding that that shit would hurty but it looks cool
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