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mabelsguidetolife · 2 years

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I…….. kinda wanna take too many edibles for fun because my tolerance is crazy high

#haleylyfe #it’s a bad idea #never even had edibles #they’re expensive and making cannibutter is hard

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overkonsumption · 11 hours

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why the hell does waiting for a package activate Waiting Mode. idk when the mail is coming but oh my god does some part of my brain think that if it doesn’t come right fucking now i’m gonna blow up

#i just want my baja blast flavored edibles man #is that so much to ask #i’ve never even had a baja blast

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nomairuins · 29 days

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grahh this sucks . my entire famiyl is like Being a little weird bc of my whole little moment yesterday and i dont like it . but wtvr

#i feel so stupid abt it even tho i know it isnt my fault like. it ws just my Normal delusion + exposure to heat + edible. but i feel silly #but it was really scary i really did think that i had. Ugh it feels dumb now #basically i convinced myself my ribs had stabbed me and it hurt so bad and i could feel the blood like. i could feel internal bleeding #and whenever i moved i could feel allt he blood pour over in that direction and it was awful #nd i like . barely managed to get myself into the living room where of course everyone was having a movie night so everyone saw me fucking #shaking on the ground uncontrollably . wtvr. im so embarassed and my moms never gonna giveme an edible again probably #nd my parents thought i was having a fuckign seizure thats how bad it was but the paramedics and the nurses and stuff at the hospital were #like Nope just a bad high. my mom aays she thinks the sun played into it more #but idt. i get the Ny ribs r stabbing jnto me thing a lot. usually just when im high but sometimes not even. so i think the main 2 fcators #were my crazy and the edible. but the Laying in the sun for nearly n hour nad getting sunburnt did prolly play into it. idk. i just feel #so dumb and like. UGH. theyre all just being so nice and like. on eggshells #and i wish i had just stayed in my room and dealt with it myself idk .

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hella1975 · 1 year

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some people really still treat drugs like it's a fun little thing and im trying SO hard not to get mad about it

#like okay so the set-up is this my flatmate (F) is chronically ill and is on immunosuppressants as well as a fuckton of other stuff #and she started smoking weed bc it's the only thing she's ever found that even touches her pain #ive NEVER had a problem with that ive never had a problem with WEED even IVE done it a couple times #but me and her have VERY different attitudes towards drugs #i came from a hometown where we were between two notoriously drug-high towns/cities and we get caught in a lot of the trading #between those towns so naturally my town just generated a fuck ton of dealers starting when they were like. thirteen years old #i saw it through my entire year i was exposed to class A drugs when i was like. fifteen at parties and shit #it's HUGE in my town i seriously can't express how much it's crippled the youth of my town #like my childhood best mate's brother literally got glassed bc he got into debt with dealers it's just everywhere #so that alone makes me very wary of drugs and like. the novelty of them is just NOT THERE for me at all i actively dislike them #AND THEN there's all the kids in my year that have died bc of substances. there's the phone call when i was AT A PARTY #that my seventeen year old cousin had OD'd. like that just summed it up for me it's so prevelant that i was at a party with drugs #while he was dying. so yeah wholeheartedly i couldn't give a shit about drugs i wont touch anything stronger than weed and even that #im not keen on. my flatmate however? she DOES drugs like she smokes regularly and she likes edibles #but she doesn't come from a druggy place so it's a weird combo of me (doesn't do drugs) knowing more than her (does do drugs)#and bc she's the one who actually does them she pure WONT LISTEN TO ME #and do u know what happened last night? this girl on IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS got completely fucked #like drank 2/3 of a big bottle of vodka within an hour. and then she fucking went and did ket #and i literally was like 'that would be an awful idea anyway but ket you're REALLY supposed to not mix with alcohol'#like obvs mixing any high class drugs is bad news but ket is renowned for going bad with alcohol #i think it's bc it shuts off the opposite side of the brain that alcohol does? so taking both increases risk of shutting the whole thing of #or smthn. like people forget than an overdose isn't always fatal and i think bc they associate overdosing = dying #they assume the risk is EXTREMELY low especially when ur young and feel untouchable #AND THEN she smoked some weed as well. like i literally sat sober with her and her mate the entire time and again in the kitchen #bc i thought id distracted her from the weed and sitting with her she thought i was just hanging out #like NO BITCH IM MAKING SURE YOU DONT KHOLE BC YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO LISTEN TO ME #and i hardly slept last night bc i convinced myself when i woke up she'd be dead in her room #and we had such a nice day planned today like it's super sunny and me F and another mate are spending the whole day at the park #but she's just cancelled bc she feels too shit and im just. TRYING not to be angry about it #WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO DUMB

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littleoblivions · 1 year

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#stupid stoner rant ahead #it’s soooo annoying edibles don’t have the same effect on me as smoking does #i’ve had an awful cough for weeks now so i need to stop smoking for a bit so i’m trying some edibles and they’ve just never really Hit me #and i also get so nervous before edibles anyway bc of lack of control / stomach issues that have happened before #so they are truly not even worth it for me lmao #like of course it’s better than nothing but i just wish i had the same fucked up effect that most people get with edibles!

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cherrygarden · 5 months

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#I'm pretty pretty sure my brother is high and didn't invite me to join #okkk 🤨 rude #the only acceptable option is that it was an edible and it wasn't vegan #bc like we've never talked abt weed and don't spend much time together but COME ON #our parents are out and we have the house to ourselves!! it's common courtesy #to at least ASK #and I did place myself in the reverse situation bc my friends were supposed to come over and party but they cancelled #which makes me feel and look like a loser even though they would've cancelled no matter who was hosting #(I like to think so at least)#but I had told my family they were coming over and having to tell them they're not anymore makes me feel like I'm 8 years old #with no friends #ANYWAY I was stressing over it bc like we smoke sometimes and I didn't want to be rude bc again COMMON COURTESY #but he didn't so I'm never ever offering anything I have (illegal substance or not). ever #this is like when he ate my chicken nuggets all over again

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randomnameless · 10 months

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"Yes, I put Lil' Timmy through the horrors of war, and got his parents killed through the forced conscription I allowed Thales to throw onto MY citizens, and made it to where he had no food to eat since I'm redirecting my country's food to my army, BUT!!! If he manages to survive all that he MIGHT be able to thrive in this neat school I built! You know, if he can work around the PTSD, the emaciation, and all of the noble kids who are almost certainly attending the same school as him, all while assuming he'll need no help with anything (because if he needs help then he's inherently less meritable than those that don't need help in a meritocratic society, meaning he physically could not get far in life). But I did Lil' Timmy a FAVOR by starting this war!!! He should be THANKFUL that I did this to for him!!"

Like how do they not realize that's how they sound like lmao

This sounds like FE5's Julius plan to raise new "citizens" :

Ishtar: “My father is hesitating because many important nobles are voicing their concern with the child hunting. My brother is also strongly against this act. Bishop Manfroy, please stop the child hunting. It is unbearable to separate young children from their parents. And sacrificing them to Lopto is not something that a humane person would do!” Yurius: “Ishtar, I think there’s a misunderstanding. I am not telling them to kill the children. I just want to educate them to be fitting citizens for my empire. Those who withstand the training will earn high posts and rule over the other inferior citizens. In other words, they will become new nobles, Ishtar. I’m giving them a chance to grasp their happiness.” Ishtar: “They only become nobles after surviving through harsh hatred between each other… That is not happiness.” Yurius: “…You’ll understand soon enough. Oh, Ishtar, did you know there was a beautiful flower garden in the yard? Let’s go take a look.”

Swap the "flower garden" by a teatime session, and this could be some sort of convo Supreme Leader could have with Billy in Tru Piss lol

#juloptyrdidnothingwrongevenifheispossessedbyalizard

#anon #replies #rip to lil'Timmy #if he managed to dodge the 'become a war asset' program #unlike his best friends Waldo and Baldi #after surviving harsh taxes and starvation he can enroll in school!#and if he manages to be the first of his class even against nobles who never had to stop doing their homework to look for something edible #anywhere outside since all food went to the soldiers being comforted by the opera company #Lil'Timmy can become a respectable Adrestian citizen!#watch out for traces of pointy ears though #if lil'timmy's ears are not perfectly round he will never be able to live with humans and will be terminated on spot #bcs muhrit or no muhrit pointy ears cannot have power over humans #a good pointy ear is a relic #FE16

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screamingay · 10 months

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edible + cocteau twins has me Thinking

#i still think often of how the last time i took a 6 hour road trip it was to see my friend at college. and we bought some edibles #but they were soooo much stronger than we expected and by the time we got back from our walk we were pretty much too out of it #to even hang out so she just sort of left me in her dorm to sleep and went to her gfs room. and they probably had a lovely sexy night #while i was slowly coerced into intoxicated sex with her alcoholic roommate. some would call it rape i suppose #maybe i should. idk. it's just wild to think abt that night from literally anyone else's perspective #the roommate who was just looking for someone to use. my friend who spent the night high with her beloved partner. my friend's friend who #had been walking around with us who left as soon as we got back #i guess im thinking abt it bc now i honestly dont even consider getting high with anyone other than my gf so i understand why she left #to spend the night there #i would have too bc i honestly would never expect my roommate to do that to someone even if i know theyre a shitty person #sorry i shouldvt tagged tuis huh.. opps #just felt like sharing bc u all know so mu ch abt me already

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nomaishuttle · 1 year

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smoking scares me sm bc i cant tell if jt even does anything 4 me. and everytime i do it im like What if im doing it wrong... bc the smoke doesnt taste like how weed smells it kinda just tastes like if i took a leaf and set it on fire and inhaled it. which is what it is.

#not set kn fire bc that implys the blunt is like. Has a flame while yr using it LOL. which isnt what its sposed ro be right #its like the embers. and you inhale. and they glow. that seems right 2 me #and yet everytime im like aaa scared! even tho this is like. im not New to smoking #well kindve. i e only smoked with a blunt lke 2 times before #and i prolly only used the pipe like. 10-15 times. so i suppose i am new #edibles ive only had likee thrice?. no. idk what once twice thrice but for four is this is a thought ive had so many times throughout my #life. thats weird. and ive never actually looked up what it actually is or etc i dont wanna finish the sentence.#does that ever happen tonyou btw where yr thinking a thought and its like yr the avatar looking back at yr reincarnations or whatever and #its judt all the times youve thought that exact thought b4.#i cant actually remember the times in which i said it most likely when i was trying to say something happened four times. and then being m #Like gotta fix this. yk how it is... etc #amyways ive made one up and its quartce. and if youre curious then its quince. and if you need 2 say somrthing happened 6 times? idk.#hence is already a word so idk what you want from me.

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sillypilled-friendcel · 1 year

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"what do you know about drinking" "what do you know about smoking" "what do you know about weed" "what do you know about drugs" you do not know me or my life!!!!!!