#never forget this banger

[awkwardtickleetoo]

I just realized, no one has ever written about this position. Let's use snf as an example (for Sap's thunder thighs)

Sapnap chilling on the couch until George decides to be annoying and sits between his legs on the floor, constantly jostling his comfortable position, talking through the whole movie, tugging his leg hair. Sapnap eventually just leans forward and snatches George’s tiny wrists, pulls them out so he's T posing in a way and sets his legs over his biceps. When he releases George’s wrists, the weight of his legs pressing his keeps his arms pinned out, he can't even reach past his thighs with his bent elbows. Sapnap just takes out his annoyance slowly and methodically, working all of George’s tickle spots in just the way he knows how, to drive George crazy, even worse for him is he's so close to grabbing him but he can only brush his fingers against his wrists

oughhhh georgie my helpless little instigator georgie my baby boy :((

god this has. so many little details that i just love so so so much oh my GOD.

like. firstly the sap pinning george’s arms with his legs UGH. secondly the trope of a lee ALMOST being able to reach the ler’s hands but being juuuuust short of actually reaching???? trying their hardest to grab and just barely brushing???? genuinely such a good trope oh my god it’s so perfect. holy shit.

i can literally see this happening too like. firstly, on a strictly precious note, that position seems so snf to me :(( like george just sitting on the floor between saps knees and resting his head on his knee, sap running his fingers through george’s hair to help him relax, even dropping his hands down to massage his shoulders every so often and just letting him chill, that’s. ugh. that’s so them they’re so sweet with each other.

but. the casual touches and gentle affection… it does something to george. especially the massaging, the sneaky swipes against the sides of his neck, the way sapnap looks down at him with a smug grin as he tries to make his flinching as subtle and unnoticed as he can (it doesn’t work) and soon enough. he’s in a lee mood. more so than he already was (that’s usually the reason he sits by sap like that anyway). and he needs sapnap to do something that isn’t just occasionally fluttering his fingers in areas that make him squirm.

so he instigates.

of course sapnap knows exactly what’s happening. so he lets him.

soon george is grabbing at saps ankles, pushing and pulling his legs, even leaning over and pretending to bite his legs, doing anything he can to vaguely irritate sapnap and push him to retaliate. sapnap isn’t irritated at all, he actually thinks it’s really endearing when george gets like this bc he gets all giggly and shy and won’t say what he wants but they both KNOW what he wants, but eventually he puts george out of his misery and “retaliates” against him

and he does exactly what you said, he grabs george’s wrists and yanks his arms out to the sides, making george squeal and yell out in shock, and he throws his legs over his biceps and shifts on the couch to keep his calves straight and flat against the cushion under him, making sure he wouldn’t move and that george couldn’t move him.

and george knows what’s coming, so he whines and breaks out into giggles before anything happens, squirming the rest of his body that’s still free and trying to let out the pent up nerves coursing through his veins. his hips shift and he kicks his legs, sliding his socked feet against the carpet before curling his knees up, shaking his head and trying to free his arms with a weak “sahapnap, dohon’t :(“ before sapnap leans over and digs into his ribs

his weak pleas then pretty sincere after that

sap keeps messing with him, scratching under his arms and down his sides and squeezing his ribs and hips, reaching forward to spider over his knees as well and making him squeal and kick out, and he makes sure to lean in so he can tease and growl into george’s ear as well, a trick he knows always makes george extra squirmy

george isn’t really trying too hard to escape, but he’s definitely squirming, and he’s definitely straining his shoulders trying to pull his arms free, to bend them past saps thighs, to grab at his wrists or arms or head to get him anywhere else that’s not attached to his body, but it’s purely instinct. he knows it won’t work and he doesn’t want it to.

eventually, sap stops, and he cards his fingers through george’s hair again to help calm him, guiding his head to lay against his thigh as he lets him slip his arms out from under his legs. george is still giggly, but it’s leftover, and soon he gets too sleepy for the floor to be comfortable anymore, so sap has him join him on the couch and lets him lay on his shoulder as they relax and watch a show together <3

[chinzhilla-main]

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞-𝕺𝖓𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗

Bind all men to our will, as we have bound ourselves for now and ever to yours.

Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster

[ezralva]

Love how in this scene, as they still stood on opposing sides, the animators still made them represent each other's CE color

[carlyraejepsans]

thoughts on Cicada Days by Will Wood being a sans song?

oooohohoh that section about giving up near the end fits to a t, and the "she said" motif works really well as a stand in for toriel and their conversations through the RUINs door

but also the themes of death, decomposition, loss of personhood and just loss in general... i can't stop thinking about this as a flowey song.

[faunandfloraas]

I'd make a songs I don't like poll but the issue is I really don't remember what songs I don't like lmaoooo

[plasticbattleaxe]

One day I will finish this and do this album justice but until then here’s the concept animatic for the song I played my therapist

[feminetomboy]

"Oh no the people Cellbit chose for his ttrpg are too silly and unserious, they're going to ruin the gritty setting of Ordem Paranormal :((" must have been said by someone who's never watched a single OP session in their life. Or does not understand nuance.

[dark-elf-writes]

Sharing the sharingan:

Itachi being like “huh, what? You just told me to kill all the Uchiha’s Mr.Danzo. And this piece of paper clearly says that man is NOT an Uchiha. You’d think the shadow hokage would know how to fucking read.”

What to do when your teammate uses you to commit suicide (a self help guide for the lost, confused, and used)

the book is blank because hey it’s a first for me too kid.

An Uchiha who turns to love rather than hate.

Them taking care of Sakumo’s body and cleaning the blood off kakashi :’(

ACE/ARO REP BITCHESSSSS

Kakshi double fisting a weirdly accurate self help book and pure smut while white knuckling his mental health.

Two bros chilling in a one room apartment with a hoard of semi-adopted kids co-writing porn for their little brother’s mental health because they’re not gay

ADHD Hyuga 0-0

Naruto buying Kabuto and scaring him with his teeth cuz he won’t go to any other healer but the Uchiha

“Destroy eyes” pact now including one traumatized dog man

May the lord have mercy on your insignificant soul because I swear to god if I ever see your bitch ass again I will not.

Gordon Uchiha

As much as it hurts to see the light come for his pups he’s so fucking glad they get to live another day, get to break the cycle of the Hatakes (because they are all Hatakes no matter what clans two of them were born into) dying young.

*sniffle*^^^^^

Big Lap Dog problem where the pups grew bigger and Sakumo did not as he is dead, so where two scrawny teenagers and an actual toddler never knocked Sakumo over three ANBU who have long since grown out of the gangliness of youth and have spent years packing on muscle through training very much do.

But you are incredibly correct imagining them as different heights is somehow deeply upsetting and they have to be the exact same height for Reasons

The three friend killers. With phantom blood of enemies and once allies forever staining their hands. The three remaining sharingan users. All of them with a flee on sight status in most bingo books. All of them cuddling in the nearly empty lounge.

The Uchiha: oh yeah…sorry I called you a bitch. The Hyuga: it’s fine. I am a bitch.

So when she knows she can't escape (She was never going to beat them, they have always been better than her no matter how hard she tried) she decides to just.... let their jutsu hit her. To die by her brothers hands is probably the best end she could hope for.

She stands back from the fire at first when the boys finally meet them (too soon. Far too soon) but kakashi spots her in the dark just like he always had. And what chance did she have not to be buried under the weight of her brothers (what were they all eating that they had gotten so damn tall.

one soul in two bodies, the closest someone could be to another person without cracking their chest open to crawl inside (she wondered one day if one of them would. Would take that final step to rejoin their hearts until they were one whole being again.) they had taken different approaches to the hatred

Seeing two Byakugan split between two faces. Knowing that the eyes once called the true heart of a dojutsu user were swapped between the two in actuality.

Sasuke constantly stuck in a game of catch-up he never seems to win. Chasing after distant goals and figures he can barely see, let alone match.

The third teammate in sharing the Sharingan: “But she’s still the outsider, she doesn’t share their strange pack mentality…”. Me: it’s the neurodivergence babe.

!!!!!

[sollucets]

hi hi it's been so long since i've done one of these. feels good feels right

some from the sideblog under the cut !

[chibishortdeath]

Honestly my ideal Castlevania cartoon would be something akin to Samurai Jack

Maybe with a TV-14 rating at most

I’ve never seen Samurai Jack, but I’ve heard a lot of good things about it :0. The art’s really cool too. And yeah, Castlevania games have mostly been about T rating, maybe M on some (I’ll have to check what CoD and LoI are considered cause I forget), definitely E for a lot of them tho. TV-14 is a pretty good general rating for the series tbh.

Some games’ stories could be done well in more mature ratings, but only really for horror/violence reasons and maybe the inclusion of some of the less clothed enemies. I know a lot of people disagree with this, but I think a Simon based show could be really cool (TwT ). I’ve seen a lot of people say that Simon doesn’t have enough content, characters, whatever, and I get it, but I think he has enough. There’s the plot of the fated hero born into this duty who looks up to his ancestors and doubts his own abilities managing to survive the horrors and defeat the ultimate evil, only to end up cursed in the process and have a terrible downfall both physically and in the eyes of the public and possibly could have a bittersweet, ironic ending of only being seen as a hero after sacrificing himself; that’s a lot on its own and not even all of it for one sentence length’s sake. But there’s also blank spots in his story and vague parts that could be further explored and explained like that years long gap in between CV1 and Simon’s Quest or what actually is going on with the ending implications. Idk I just think it could be really cool, especially if they make it more horror focused and darker as it goes on, if that makes sense.

[violeteyedkiller]

On a better note before I disappear again, today is my wedding anniversary

[qbdream]

"i got trust issues can i put my trust in you" dream. u can put anything in me you'd like

[depoteka]

is everybody aware of my magnum opus

[cauterisen]

like it or hate it this was history and i will listen to this several times today thank u

[junk-culture]

HMMMM..... omd playing near me very soon.... and tickets are still available...........

[kalashtars]

found my old ipod... tell me why I forgot about the absolute BANGER that is Back To Earth (feat. Fall Out Boy)