#newstead

[thesilicontribesman]

Silvered Horse Harness Pendants, Newstead, 1st Century CE, The National Museum of Scotland, Edinburgh

[photosofsuburbia]

Newstead, Nottinghamshire

[atlasandacamera]

Newstead & Annesley Country Park, Nottinghamshire, England

[skinbeneaththeskull]

he’s SUCH a fucking LOSER i need to suck his dick IMMEDIATELY. like i want him to make pretty moans and whines for me while he’s got his hands in my hair and is thrusting his hips up into my face like pleaseeee!!!!!!

OMG THIS... also HIIII P!!!

no cus just imagine 80s Jason and like giving him head???!?!?! he'd literally be so whiney and begging for you to do more but you'd just tease him the whole time..

while giving him head he'd be rubbing the shell of your ear to try to make you more comfortable and relax a little bit (you obviously are but he isn't and he's squirming so much under you) and he's trying so hard not to make any noise.

soon enough into the head sesh he takes your hair into his hand and makes it a makeshift ponytail to try and get your hair out of your face because your starting to get messy and you're constantly putting your hair behind your ear. he doesn't really know what to do but enjoy it, him constantly begging for more in a more quieter, hushed tone like, "fuck.... please just a little more? your mouth feels so good.." and him making little "nnh mm nnm" breathy closed moans every second.

he's close and begging for more of you, either for you to ride him or let him fuck you and he's merely just begging to put his tip in your pussy, but your just teasing him more and more when he's asking, "h-hey please? cmon i-im so close, pretty girl..." while he's stuttering and trying not to cum by looking at your face with his dick in your mouth. he just looks away because it's too much for him and he just throws his head back. "can you ride me, please? i promise to be slow.." and all you reply with is, "i dunno, can i?" and it throws him overboard.

he looks back at you with a plea on his face, just making his grip on your hair tighter before shoving you down, making you slightly gag for a second. he figured if you wouldn't do it, he'd just do it himself. he'd buck his hips up to start thrusting into your mouth, gradually picking up the pace, seeing your eyes roll back every time he'd do so.

this time he could burst at any second, him starting to slow down a little bit as he starts throwing swears from under his breath, thighs starting to shake ever so little. you put your hands on them to steady yourself, bobbing your head without any of Jason's help besides from his head just slowly guiding you. his whole body is so leaned back into the couch as his head is thrown back again, only taking small peeks at you. "baby... 'm gonna-" is all he gets out before you start going faster, which is a pace he could barely handle as he's covering his mouth as moans start to spill, him biting the insides of his cheeks to silence himself before he grabs your head with both hands to shove you all the way down and finally fill your mouth.

he's breathing heavily as your trying to swallow his load as he just pulls out to bring you into his lap and wipe your mouth with his thumb and stick it back in so you didn't waste anything. "oh 'm god baby, you did so well." he holds you closer to him and rubs your back while kissing your face and slightly nipping at your neck, mumbling into your skin. "i didn't go too hard, did i?" and "'m sorry if it was too much, love" just throwing out words, lifting his head up with a stupid smile plastered on his face.

him just kissing you all over and apologizing for being rough with you <<333 he would pass out so quickly with you in his arms like he's cuddling a stuffed animal.

[stevenssticks]

Okay, but like

Jason would be one of those guys that’s secretly submissive?

Like, y’all are doing whatchu gotta do and then he’s eating you out or something and you pull on his hair and/or say something like “So good, such a good boy”

AND THE PLEADING LOOK AND THE WHINE HE GIVES YOU PROVES THAT HE’S A LITTLE SUB AND YOU JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT

no bc this is the REALEST thing ever.

like he would be eating u out and his hair would get all in his eyes, and you would pull it back for him and rake your nails across his scalp and he would already be folding like a lawn chair.

and when you praise him???? he’s already in heaven. his eyes would roll back into his head and he would start to grind against the bed and whine into your folds oughhh:!:?:&

and like making him fuck you even when he’s all overstimulated?! him literally shedding tears bc it feels so good but it hurts too bc he’s so sensitive. and you would just lock your legs around his waist and slap his ass and tell him to keep fucking you in which he does with a little wail. oh my god.

[kirk-says-wah]

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐬

(These aren’t necessarily new fics, just ones that I’ve enjoyed this month)

Sorry I completely missed april’s oopsie but here you go - there may be some repeats!

Lay beside me, under wicked skies by sauroctone

- a cute little Klars fic that just makes me swoon

Jump In The Fire by @thenaughtynun

- 3 chapters of shy virgin James 😍 it’s so unbelievably hot

Prime Time by @aimbuddylist

- the Amazon delivery driver au I didn’t know I needed 🔥

Born To Endless Nights by backseatrhythm

- THE ENDING!!!! this fic honestly had me in a chokehold

Fuck You Like An Animal by @thenaughtynun

- ooh fuck this was so insanely hot! Outdoor primal Jameson sex that lives in my head rent free ���

To Live Deliberately by @aimbuddylist

- a sweet little summer fic with immaculate vibes

Waiting For You by cowgvrly

- I am patiently waiting to see how this turns out! It’s so mysterious and spooky

(Not Your) Pretty Woman by @ju1ian

- pretty woman au but with Dave and James! They’re so cute together, but this fic explores the theme so well it’s unbelievably good 😍

Turbo Lover by Mwgadeth

- groupie Jason!!!

Hygge by sodium_amytal

- this is a bit of an older fic but it’s such a good one. Cute Klars fic with surfing and online buddies

Return To Me by theLazarus

- two old men getting back together but it’s sweet and also fucking hot

fresh out of fucks by Tantrumstation

- LEZTALLICA!!!! Honestly the vibes are phenomenal in this I could read it forever

You can find March’s fic rec list HERE

[warhead]

[k111lemall]

Backstage 💋 Jason Newstead x Fem!Reader

word count: 662

warnings: smut, shower sex, unprotected pinv sex, creampie, fingering, Lars jumpscare for a sec

The show ended less than fifteen minutes ago and Jason still wasn’t backstage. I had found Kirk and Lars a few minutes before and when I asked them where he was they just shrugged. Finally, I bumped into James. “James! Do you know where Jase is?” I asked him “Oh yeah, he’s in the shower room. He didn’t want to be sweaty before he came over and saw you.” he said and pointed down the hallway to a door.

“I’m sure he’ll be out soon.” He reassured me, we both went our separate ways and I made my way over to the shower room door. I knocked and when I heard a familiar voice yell back “Who is it?” I opened the door and walked in. Jason was turning the shower off and had a white towel wrapped around his waist. “Oh hey! I meant to tell you I was gonna hop in here really quick, but I totally forgot.” he said and walked over to me “It’s okay Jase. How was the show?” I asked and made my way closer to him and wrapped my arms around his neck, he brought his hands down to my waist.

“It was good, the crowd was amazing - my bass sounded kinda weird towards the end though.” he replied “Aww, I’m sorry.” I said, and he laughed “It’s okay.” I placed my hand on his jaw and gave him a peck on the lips. His grip on my waist tightened and he lowered his voice “Ya know, the guys are signing stuff right now - won’t be in here for a little while.” he said and raised his eyebrow. “Is that so?” I replied and nodded.

-

The shower water was cold after the shower Jason had taken a few moments before, but that didn’t stop us from getting back in. Since they were playing in an arena, the shower room was just stalls - that didn’t have a door or anything to cover you with. We were in the last stall at the end of the row so we weren’t exactly in the line of vision if anyone came in, but they could see us.

Jason had me pressed against the wall, one of my legs on his hip his hand holding me up and his long fingers sliding in and out of me. I was trying to maintain the makeout that we had going on, but the pleasure from his fingers inside of me had my head falling into the crook of his neck and my fingers digging into his biceps. “Fuck…Jase!” I cried out, “You close baby?” he asked and I nodded “Fuck, don’t cum yet…wait…” he said and removed his fingers from inside me.

“Jase what are you-“I was cut off by the feeling of Jason’s long length sliding into me. He grabbed onto the back of my knee harder and somehow managed to pull me closer than he already had me. He pounded into me, and the echo of skin clapping together bounced off the shower room walls.

My ears were ringing, I was so close, I was about to “Jason holy shit are you almost done?” Lars’ loud voice said as he came in. He stopped in his tracks and looked at me and Jason. “Crazy fuckin’ kids,” Lars said and walked out. I looked at Jason and we both busted out laughing. We regained our composure and Jason started again at his fast, agonizing thrusts.

I screamed out, “Fuck! Jason, I’m cumming!” I yelled “Come on baby…” he grunted and bucked his hips up into mine as we both finished at the same time. Jason rested his forehead on mine and let go of my leg. “Think Lars is telling everyone?” he asked and chuckled, “Hope he is, then everyone can know how good you make me feel,” I replied and smiled, kissing him on his lips and splashing some of the cold water on his face.

[dy3rs3v3]

An iconic shoot of Metallica during their AJFA era, 1988

[catts-world]

btw yall will never understand my love for current!kirk. look at this sweet old guy. hes so smiley i would die for him

[windsweptinred]

I'll be revisiting Newstead Abbey in a couple of weeks, one of my favourite historic houses here in England. So I thought I'd enjoy the early evening sun and do a little homage doodle for it's one time master and one of my favorite historical disasters.

[photosofsuburbia]

Newstead, Nottinghamshire

[atlasandacamera]

Newstead & Annesley Country Park, Nottinghamshire, England

[unforeseen-idiot]

Screw it

I’m posting about 9 to 5 the musical again because that show was fun to run.

Specifically there was this one line where Judy says, after believing that Violet poisoned Hart, “We’ll pick up Josh and make a run for the border.”

First of all what border?

Second of all, how is there not a fic of the Judalet trio and Josh on the run from the authorities and going on fun adventures?

Like seriously that sounds awesome. Again though which border?