#nimona shitpost

[walrus150915]

"Ballister..."

"Whose goddamn white baby is that"

[sleep-deprived-fr3ak]

I feel like this goober would just, nom on Ballister's prosthetic arm.

There's no particular reason as to why they'd do that, just nom.

[troythecatfish]

[cora0rr3m]

(Credits to ORIGINAL owner, cannot find the actual owner of the template)

THIS IS CANON BECAUSE I’M BALLISTER’S STRAND OF HAIR ON HIS BEARD AND I WITNESSED IT HAPPENING

[art-seven]

WAZAAAAA!!!11!1!1

[feral-queercore-punk]

highly recommend saying im nimona in your bathroom mirror every morning, my self esteem has never been better. i will eat a man

[beepbeep-eddy-27]

[epicfirestormer]

Go watch Nimona, it's really good

[juicesnatcher]

DO NOT LET HER COOK!!!

Those breakfast tacos were a miracle, not the standard

[doodles-with-noodles]

I can’t believe that trans teenager and her gay dad are beating Disney. This is glorious

[walrus150915]

...should I, like, apologize for this drawing I made for shits and giggles?????

I'M SORRY THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME THAT THE WHOLE KINGDOM DOESN'T TRUST BALLISTER AND THINKS HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BECOME A KNIGHT, MEANWHILE THE SQUIRE IS LIKE:

THIS IS SO FUNNY I STILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THIS SCENE😭😭😭

The damn fandom wiki describes him as being "worshipful" towards Bal I cannot- HE REPRESENTS THE FANDOM FR🙏🙏 MY GOAT

Anyway yeah I think Diego having a big fat celebrity crush on Ballister is a hilarious concept. Also I made this drawing partly because I needed the justification for drawing Bal all serious and epic and broody and hot

How would Ambrosius react to this?.

I think Diego liking Ballister is the same as a middle schooler liking a high schooler they find pretty or something. Nothing will come out of it, it's just very funny to observe

Plus I think Ambrosius would be happy to know that there were people who appreciated Ballister and his abilities, even if it's a random squire who films cringy tiktoks with the armour of his celebrity crush

Diego: It's just- he's so handsome while he's riding a horse so confidently, and when he's using his sword like a total pro! He's so talented and cool!!!

Ambrosius: Yeah, I like it when he's riding... a horse... too

I am so sorry for this joke I just couldn't resist

Anyway, Diego the squire is a cool character and we should talk about him more often!! Guy's been in the movie for 4 minutes and was memorable af🖐😭

[gay-otlc]

No more asking gay couples "who's the man and who's the woman?" We now have to ask "who's allergic to olives and who hates freestyle jazz?"

[troythecatfish]

[themicahverse]

nimona memes i made bc im bored

[the-cat-demon]

do yuo see my vision

[jeena-says-hi]

HAHA PLEASE IM LOOSING IT AT THIS PIC