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gaiaexploreslife · 4 months
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I saw these people cleaning the outside windows in this super tall building (I live in a city so it was TALL AF) but anyways I was like “that couldn’t be me omg”
BUT DUDE IM A LITERAL AVENGER IN MY DR WHAT AM I SAYING 💀 I’ll have to deal with heights and shit if I’m gonna be a whole superhero 💀
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newvision · 8 months
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this gin tastes like I should call him and demand a real explanation
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enavant · 1 year
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goodmorning ( say it back 💖 )
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aqricus · 2 years
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i just finished watching the black phone and i’m ngl i was SO certain that robin was gonna rock the grabber
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shotaroosakis · 2 years
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me taking a finance gym guy into my bisexual nctzen reveluv rainbow antique cat oil painting apartment was the power move of the day
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hues3ra · 3 months
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please can my friends stop dying
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if the extended family is gonna get involved, I’m either going to become a problem or a ghost
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limewatt · 1 year
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HEDONISM. TOMORROW DOESNT EXIST
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deadghosy · 2 months
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Mommy long legs reader or slender man reader x Hazbin hotel 🌚🌝
AHHHH I LOVE YOU MY GHOST ANONNNN! SLENDERMAN?? YOU FINNA BRING OUT MY CREEPYPASTA PHASEE🦆✨💗‼️‼️‼️
HAZBIN HOTEL X SLENDERMAN! READER
prompt: a faceless creature of the height of 10’5 (or 7’9 idk I got two different heights from safari lol) came to hell to serve one final purpose…get a damn job.
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Two words, scary tall…
So say your height was 10’5…
SHIT GON GET WICKEEDDDD!!!
Okay so I can see Charlie being scared staring at you as you just sit like a nice gentleman as your body doesn’t fit the whole seat… (y’know what, let’s go with 7’9…) you told Charlie you use to be a leader before you somehow came to this wrenched place
Charlie felt bad and gave you a job here so yon can stay. But she was confused when you said “somehow”’ as if you didn’t die as a Human…WAIT A MINUTE..DID YOU JUST TALK WITHOUT A MOU-
Lucifer looked up at you and was like….“What in the fucking nine circles…” and you two became friends because of how Lucifer put accessories on you like a Christmas tree
Y’know how people make slenderman wear reading glasses sometimes? That’s you. 😭 with your blind ass LMAOO (I also wear glasses dw…) But I can see you wear the glasses and residents be so confused because…you don’t have eyes for Christ out loud-
“Fuck you wearin' glasses for?” Husk said to you once as he caught you even reading a book…now he was more confused. “I’m reading…” “…..okay..” husk was so done with this buffoonery as you had no mouth and eyes. But yet you could still read, see, and fuckin talk? Yeah he must be drunk as hell itself…
You treat niffty just like how fanon slenderman treats Sally. That’s how I headcannon it.
I headcannon you to be the fanon version of slenderman rather the cannon version. Cause you being the fanon version is just sweet considering the chaos that can happen in the hotel and how you treat niffty.
I can see people thinking you are a new overlord as you had a stern aura around yourself as you had a proper straight walk as you held a high chin not showing any weaknesses.
“Woah….did you see that sinner get lit in flames…” “yeah I did.” It got so quiet so quick as angel gave you a confused face as you just stood there. 😭 Angel couldn’t tell if you were being fr or being a smartass
You were just sleeping on the couch, dead ass like a passed out beer dad after watching football. And fat nuggets sat in your lap sleeping. Then angel came and slept by you, then husk, then niffty, AND THEN EVERYONE JOINED 😭 big ass family cuddle💗💗🦆
You deadass could be the bodyguard of the hotel as you could escort a sinner who is trying to be an ass to the staff and you’re just like, “YEET!” And boom they are thrown away
You and Alastor definitely bond the most as you two got black tentacles. It’s just for Alastor it’s based on his powers when he uses his magic. But for you, it’s just your appearance as you use them to pierce your enemies. But mostly you use them when you are too bored to pick up objects with your hands
BIGGG headcannon that when slenderman do that static thingy, for you it clouds their vision and hearing as you make them pass out. Either to death or just to knock them out.
Lol I can imagine the whole creepypasta mansion going crazy while you drink tea like “this is fine” as you are in some other universe- 😭 crossover type shit
Like Drowned Ben is spam texting your phone like, “slender. slender. Help. Slendy. Octopus. Father. Help help.. help JeFF STABBED ME!”
And your tall ass is just sleeping as everything is going soooo peaceful in the hotel.
While we are at that, EJ definitely was using a book to try and to summon you with sally behind him hugging her teddy to see you again. Meanwhile Jeff was chasing Ben as he goes through a tv to hide from Jeff.
I imagine people in the hotel would hug you except for Alastor as he hates touch. But the people would dead ass hug you as one of your tentacles hold them.
You picked up angel, niffty , Charlie and Vaggie with your four tentacles as you read a book. It was a funny but cute sight as Charlie was like “:p” while the others had a cartoony ass expression or a blank one which is definitely Vaggie and husk
Adam and Lute definitely glanced at each other confused at what the fuck you were as you didn’t have a demonic or angelic aura. But you had some type of power in you. It was weird asf as you just stood there like “🧍🏾am I ugly?” They just kept staring at you
I can see you having the same expression as the picture above when you met pentious as you and Alastor was having tea just chilling with the hellish weather.
“Do you know that guy?” “I have no idea who that pest is my dear friend.” Alastor says with his usual smile as he hands you a cookie.
Just straight up tea times with Alastor is so peaceful as Alastor was kinda suspicious when you didn’t say anything if he ate a cannibalism meal. But I mean…slenderman! Reader is use to people being a cannibal.
The vees are definitely intrigued with who the hell you are and how powerful are you as you were the talk of pentagram city when you first came.
I headcannon a sinner tried to cut off your tentacles only to be grabbed by one of them and slammed to the ground. You just stood there and let static ring loudly in their head to the point it exploded.
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beiasluv · 5 months
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gala shenanigans | o. piastri (81)
a/n: bork bork bork bork HAVE YOU SEEN LILY??? WOW. MOTHER.
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yourinsta who was that girl last night? 😭😔
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oscarpiastri idk but I’d like to take her home again
yourinsta OMG?? 🫠
username so THIS is oscar. 🫢
mclaren we still love you ynn 🧡🧡
yourinsta send my apologies 😭😭😭😔
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oscar’s my pookie and he deservedddd
interacting anyway would be greatly appreciated cuz I love y'all 🫢
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!
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dearestdaffodils · 2 years
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nxrrislando · 13 days
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BLUE ೯⠀⁺ ⠀ 𖥻 l.norris
𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐱 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 — ᝰ.ᐟ SMAU
PLOT ━━・❪ When she reminds him of the colour blue, and he becomes more and more obsessed with the colour, eventually the two becoming entirely to obvious much to the dismay and shock of her brother ❫
WARNINGS ━━・❪ everything written is fake and for the purpose of entertainment, mature language, kinda cringe tbh, not proofread ❫
a/n: ❝ you remind me of the colour blue, girl i’m so in love with you ❞ - this fic is inspired by these mac miller lyrics cause I can’t get them out of my head.
key info - anything with ‘ ❀ ’ means speech is in spanish as it makes more sense for two people who both speak spanish to communicate in their native language rather than in the second language of english, however I speak no spanish and would be unable to translate mass amounts of text, will be translating smaller parts tho with an app so translations may be wrong!!
my fics! comment or message me privately if you want to be on my taglist !
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username you and the colour blue>>
carlossainz55 the correct answer is red
yourusername BLUE FOREVER AND EVER alexalbon she’s a Williams girl fr yourusername @ alexalbon actually suddenly feeling more papaya carlosainz @ yourusername 🤔
username who got you those flowers yn?
yourusername cant a girl get herself some flowers username @ yourusername judging by the fact you posted a deleted Instagram story of you crying about being bought flowers I’m gonna go with someone else got them😭
username someone check on lando
username why? username @ username lando has been trying to convert her to papaya for years especially when carlos was his teammate username @ username are they dating? username @ username dk fans want them to be tho, landos been obsessed with her since he joined McLaren (he ignores these claims)
username I thought she was in england with carlos for the british grand prix ?
yourusername I am I flew in this morning, these photos were from the other day🫶🏻
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landonorris you should come visit my garage blue, maybe give me a good luck kiss
| yourusername I think my brother would kill us both, but maybe you’ll receive a well done kiss later…it’s only free practice tho so maybe maybe not
| landonorris who cares, don’t torture me please. stop by mclaren hospitality later
| yourusername visiting you where everyone can see is scandalous (I’m going to anyway)
username dye his whole garage blue
| yourusername I think I might 🤭
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username HES SO HOT OH MY LIFE
username home race? podium impending?
yourusername tell him I love all the blue on his wrist… and his hair, face, and arms🤭
| lnfour it’s all your fault, you’re infecting me (lando)
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username LANDO LANDO LANDO
username p1 next🙏🏽
carlossainz55 I’m on to you norris
| landonorris what
| carlossainz55 you’re not slick my sister and you
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yourusername so proud of you lan🧡
| landonorris couldn’t have done it without your good luck kiss
| yourusername you’re so cute just wanna smother you
| landonorris I’m scared of you blue
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landoluvrrr lando recently during the summer break
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username 🤔
username bros been wearing a lot of blue recently
username real is the gf effect this strong
username I wonder what carlos thinks about them
username I can’t imagine he’d be happy🤣
username *plays mac miller*
username hes so hot I love him
username is he on holiday?
username hes been spotted in Greece with yn sainz this morning
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username WHO IS THAT MAN
username YOURE IN GREECE WITH LANDO? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
❀ carlossainz55 answer my texts are you in Greece with lando? are you dating him? I will fucking fly to Greece if I have to yn
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landonorris I’m addicted to you, blue
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landonorris please don’t kill me carlos I love your sister
yourusername don’t be scared of him he’s a big softy, love you too🫶🏻🫶🏻
username the way the he calls her fucking blue, my guy is in love
charlesleclerc carlos just texted me that he’s gonna kill lando I now understand why
yourusername charles don’t freak him out, stoppp charlesleclerc does it make it worse if I say carlos sent me a photo of a ticket to greece?
yourusername converted you, is it or is it not your fav colour🫡
mclaren 🤨 yourusername @ mclaren whoops, the mcl60 has blue on it tho so it’s ok😇
carlossainz55 you’re dead.
username carlos didn’t know?!
carlossainz55 MY BABY SISTER
yourusername not a baby!
carlossainz55 I’m flying to greece rn, yn don’t move
landonorris please don’t kill me, I love your sister and I promise to treat her right and cherish her for as long as she’ll let me yourusername leave him carlos or I’ll call mami
carlossainz55 answer your phone we need to talk lando.
landonorris uhhh yourusername you will not threaten him, I’m gonna be there whilst you call him
username help carlos in the comments is so funny, I wonder how long he’s gonna flip out for😭
yourusername not long, took a look at landos face on call and went back to being obsessed with MY BOYFRIEND carlossainz55 @ yourusername he was mine first yourusername @ carlossainz 🤨
yourusername the papaya to my blue 🫶🏻
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thebestandrealestever · 9 months
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~ e!42 miles hcs bc i’m going crazy rn .~
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black reader, mostly gn expect for two fem directed one warnings: n word, cursing, implied sexual content but not suggestive
u can’t tell me he don’t blowing u up when you forget the inside outside rule. “why are u on the outside of me?” he said while grabbing your arm and practically throwing u to the other side of him. “it will never ever be that serious please miles.” “it ain’t gon be that serious when u get hit by a car huh?” “we’re in a neighborhood 😭?!?”
he acts like he hates it when you make him do tiktok’s with you but he b rly getting into it . “damn nigga! u doing the dance better than me wtf” “that’s js cause u suck at everything ever.”
scares you in his prowler suit and think it’s the funniest thing in the world. “Boo.” miles said with his voice distorter turned on standing above you, waking u out of your sleep with a yell. “WTF IS WRONG W U??” he cackled for deadass 10 minutes. “u mr fucking funny guy now huh?” “yep, start locking your window.”
if u guys ever broke up, trust this nigga won’t leave you alone. with a big sigh as you see miles come in through the window “miles. why are you still coming in room. i told u it’s over” “lol anyways how was school today?”
has your period tracker on his phone 🤞🏽
u both are insanely in sync, every time you’re sitting next to eachother and someone says sum to y’all you both look at the same time
once you had a pregnancy scare, this nigga started ordering cribs and diapers 😭
u NEVER have to pay for anything by yourself, he be lowk getting upset when u buy urself something
thinks he’s the rizzler because his “hey” he learned from uncle aaron worked on u but really you had liked him for a while already
the only time he post on his story is when he’s posting you, he don’t really be on social media like that.
said something HEINOUS to you in spanish thinking u didn’t know what he was talking about but you asked rio and he got grounded for a month 😭
when you first said you loved him, after he got home he was kicking his feet twirling his little braids fr.
short this is short but i’m going CRAZY
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ningvory · 3 months
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I KNOW YOURE GETTING A SHIT TON OF REQS NOW AND IM SO SORRY TO ADD THIS BUT...
noncon with g!p ning2 would be so cool fr
like so apologetic too like "im so sorry i just couldn't help myself" while just continuing what she was doing to reader kcilwajvnw
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pairings: perv!gp!ningning x f!reader
warnings: noncon, pussy eating, squirting, cum eating, blacking out, pussy whipped ning, somnophilia, not proofread😭
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thinking abt ningyi being the quiet girl in your class and was shocked when you decided to sit next to her because you’re just so stunning!? great personality, good grades, and drop dead gorgeous!! you think she’s cool so you become friends with her.
ningyi would definitely check you out countless of times. oogling at your tits and how your thighs looked in your thigh high socks, it always caused her to have a boner but she couldn’t help it :((
whenever you guys would have to walk up a flight of steps, ningyi would always walk behind you to see up your skirt. revealing your pretty pink panties to her.
you two would have a project in your class so you decided to invite ning to your dorm so you guys to work on it. you decided to wear something comfortable so you wore a almost too little crop top with some random shorts that do nothing to cover you up.
when ning finally came and got situated, she couldn’t help but stare at your tits, you weren’t wearing a bra so your nipples were showing, causing her mouth to water because she was fantasizing about how she wanted to suck em and fuck em so bad :((
you guys would finish so late you just told her to stay the night, it was the weekend anyway. you would tell her that she can sleep in your room with you because you didn’t really mind! she would be so stiff beside you, trying her best to hide her raging boner, she felt herself leaking in her boxers :((
she would wait for you to sleep to finally help herself, tapped your shoulder just to make sure. she remembered that you were a little bit of a deep sleeper so if she needed anything she didn’t have to ask, she definitely used that to her advantage! ning would straddle your tummy, head in the crook of your neck taking in your scent because you smelled soo good! she lower herself down to your legs, taking off your shorts and panties. she began to kitten lick your cunt, letting lost in how good you taste. she immediately froze when she felt you stir, poor baby was scared of getting caught :((
when she felt that you stopped moving she decided to finally help herself, she took off her shorts and boxers, rock hard dick against her tummy. she aligned herself with you cunt and pushed in, when she started she really couldn’t stop! she felt like she was in heaven, you milking her dry. her head flew back and she was pounding into your cunt, her moans drowned out your quiet whimpers until she felt you stir.
“n-ning??” you spoke out groggily, letting out unintentional moans because your cunny was getting pounded into.
“i’m so sorry, y/n!! i really am! i couldn’t help it!!” apologizes and moans would spill outta her mouth, she really was sorry but your cunt was squeezing her so well :((
ning would have to pin you to the bed because you were crying for her to stop bullying your cunt but she couldn’t help it! mumbling apologies and apologies until she’s stuffed you up :((
she would eat her seed right out of you, diving into your overstimulated cunt. eyes rolling back and hips humping the bed because of the mixture of her cum and your cunt on her tongue! she would have to keep your legs open because you were trying to close them around her head, she would have you squirting all over her face until you blacked out on her! <33
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dumbseee · 11 months
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dream job.
f1 au: in which, y/n is a sport journalist. her job caused her to be very close to some drivers, which made fans speculate on which driver actually stole her heart.
carlos sainz jr x journalist!reader
fc: lissie mackintosh.
note: english isn’t my first language!
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y/n: mom i made it!
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danielricciardo: the best interviewer ever!
y/n: @.danielricciardo aww thanks danny <3
charles_leclerc: can’t believe you didn’t do my interview today :(
y/n: @.charles_leclerc next time ;)
lewishamilton: thanks for the interview today y/n!
y/n: @.lewishamilton thanks to YOU omg
fan1: y/n collecting all the drivers
fan2: she must be the wags’s worst nightmare
fan3: no but look at her, i’ll be scared too tbh
fan4: y/n and daniel 🥺
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y/n: thank you @.charles_leclerc and @.carlossainz55 for this amazing interview! i had such a great time with you guys xx
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charles_leclerc: anytime!
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fan1: the interview was so cute
fan2: i have a theory about why carlos never like/interact with y/n outside of interviews
fan3: @.fan2 i’m listening
fan2: @.fan3 they’re dating.
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y/n.jpg: took a lil vacay with the lovebirds xx
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lilymhe: my baby <3
alex_albon: creep when did you took the third pic?
fan1: OKAY WHO IS ON THE LAST SLIDE??
fan2: OKAY OKAY DON’T PANIC GUYS
fan3: maybe the guy isn’t even an f1 driver calm DOWN
fan4: it’s either lando or danny
fan5: @.fan4 it has to be lando, daniel is visiting his family
fan6: the double dates omg
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y/n: here’s the mystery man! now follow me back @.carlossainz55
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danielricciardo: i thought you loved ME! i’m truly heartbroken y/n
carlossainz55: @.danielricciardo i’ll fuck you up
fan1: I KNEW IT
fan2: WTFFFF Y/N AND CARLOS??
fan3: they gagged us fr
fan4: the real enemies to lovers
fan5: @.fan4 bffr the fans pushed that narrative that he hated her, but when you think about it he was always respectful to her
carlossainz55: @.fan5 actually, i knew that i wouldn’t be able to contain myself if i was too friendly with her
fan6: I LOVE THIS YES
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alanvents · 2 years
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Tw: Surgery, Scoliosis, binding
Can you wear a binder after spine surgery?
Like ofc not right after cause you need healing time but after that can you keep binding? Would I have to stop doing it all together?
Idk how binding works when there’s a metal pole in your back correcting your scoliosis
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