#no grog because he doesnt have hair

[justafandomgvrl]

What about a head cannon where the members of Vox Machina are sitting around when reader suddenly start to play with their hair?

Vox Machina x Reader

Reader plays with VM's Hair

Percy isn't quite sure how to respond when your fingers brush through his short hair, pushing it back out of his face. He tenses up for a moment, not used to something so tender. But when your fingertips drag across his scalp he relaxes, leaning back into your touch.

Vax is very happy the first time you touch his hair, twisting it around your fingers in an attempt to make it curl. The first time you braid it catches him off guard but he loves it, not taking his hair out of the braid until you want to brush it again (it's a curly mess).

Vex is a bit more hesitant at first. She likes to have her hair exactly where she puts it, so your gentle touch is almost unwelcome at first but she relents, because it's you. You gently brush her hair, humming a song your mother used to sing to you, and nobody dares disturb you. For once, Vex almost seems at peace.

Pike loved when you started to play with her hair. She loves the way your fingers drag across her scalp, almost as though you're trying to massage the tension away. She will always, always, make time for it after a mission.

Scanlan is surprisingly iffy about other people touching his hair. So when you do it for the first time, it takes a lot for him not to flinch away from you. After a while of you gently running your fingers through his hair on a morning, he settles into the new routine.

Keyleth is so happy when you start to play with her hair. She leans into your hand immediately, silently giving permission for you to do what you pleased. You twist it round your fingers, braid parts of it, brush it through, twist sections up into buns. It's a fun way for you to relax together.

[sir-phillip-crane]

do you have any headcanons about Cassandra's relationship with each member of vox machina?

oh MAN do I

scanlan - she LOVES scanlan. honestly, absolutely adores him. it was just like, right away, he knew what to do and how to help her. she had a little crush on him if she’s being honest, but wont say shit about it. why? because when VM visits, he’ll sing to her, he’ll sit with her after she has nightmares, and he will, with her permission, lay in bed with her. he treats her just like he would anyone else - inappropriate, flirty jokes - and it makes her feel not as messed up

vax - one of the other members she crushed on. they're both rogues and spent time teaching each other their preferred fighting methods, so she bonded with him quick. she enjoys his company and *spoiler* misses him after his deal with the raven queen results in his death

vex - she really loves vex. vex ends up extremely protective of her, especially *spoiler* after she loses vax. she teaches her how to do her hair when it finally starts getting long.

percy - surprisingly... i think she has a lot of bad feelings towards him. because when she looks at it, he left her. he could have, should have come to check if she was alive. or even try to save her. but he just left her, bleeding out in the snow. it was severly traumatic and i think it makes her hate him a bit. further, she resents that he is constantly off galavanting with friends while shes stuck trying to revive whitestone.

keyleth - she has Many feelings about keyleth. mostly, at first, confusion and sort of fear. she wasnt comfortable waking up to see a stranger with antlers who, when she screamed in fear, immediately reacting by screaming back then hugging her. after thr dust settles, though, she is incredibly fond of her and harbors a crush for a while. I do wanna emphasize that Cassandra develops crushes very easily after years of unhealthy "affection" from the briarwoods and probably not as much affection as she needed with the de Rolos (she was one of, like, 7 kids and her parents obviously still had to run the city). once she sees keyleth give vex an excited hug and is like wow if keyleth did that to me I'd probably fall in love with her. rhen keyleth does and Cassandra's like by the Dawnfather this cannot be happening.

grog - besties, basically. they're training partners so Cassandra can practice combatting bigger targets and grog can practice combatting small/quick moving targets. also, after seeing a post about it, I hc Cassandra with dyslexia, so they bond quick over the struggle to read/write. Cassandra still has more trouble with it as running whitestone involves lots of paperwork, but being with him reminds her that shes not an idiot.

pike - probably spends the least amount of time with her tbh, sorry pike. she does like pike, she just doesnt exactly have any common ground with her to bond over. percy also probably tries to make cass tell someone (*cough* pike *cough*) about her trauma and she doesnt like doing anything like that.

trinket - best boy. best best best boy. she loves him so so so much. every now and then when vm is in whitestone (or post canon) she can be found snuggling with him and her cat as she talks through whatever problem she cant figure out.

[blorbologist]

Listening to episodes 113 and 114 of Campaign 1 while coding data. 

I knew the end was coming, had already spoiled myself for most of this, but still... damn, not even two hours into 114 and already stupidly emotional.

Vex and Keyleth not wanting to see Vax get strangled to death, him trusting Grog and Scanlan to watch over him.

“Goodnight, brother.“ “Goodnight brother.“ FUCK! ME! FUCK FUCK FUCK-

“I certainly remember you” “missed you too darling” !!!! Percy having grown so much as to banter back at Delilah, she doesn’t scare him nearly as much as she once did.

Vex getting the kill on the bitch while she’s reaching for Sylas!!! PEAK romance!! AND SEGGSY

Sylas’ single-minded focus on the dead Delilah, ignoring so much harm, then focusing on Vex and how quickly Percy cues in on that and unleashes on him!! THE DE ROLOS AND THE BRIARWOODS LADIES N GENTS

More relevant to C3, but! Delilah, used as a shambling corpse, with a TREE growing out of her from Fenthras. A tree, like the one she had Laudna hung from, like the Form of Dread Laudna now embodies. Poetic cinema! 

The fucking reveal. The three figures. Matt’s face when Vex rolls insanely good damage. Travis figuring it out first, then Laura’s shock.

Tal’s WINCE when Matt mentions the shock of white hair (TMW your wife kills your little sister, who ALSO got feathered with arrows once before, and you saw That, but this time she’s really dead and it’s Your Wife That Did It)

 Sam’s voice going up WHOLE OCTAVES, immediately telling pike firmly to revive his daughter.

@ Arkhan I am So Fucking Glad Cass is too dead to see you send *an undead version of the woman who murdered her parents, tormented her for years and now kidnapped her* to remove the helmet. jesus fuck. imagine if she’d been awake for that.

'IT WAS AN HONOR KNOWING YOU' 'IT WILL BE AN HONOR KNOWING YOU ALL STILL' GILMORE! NOT! KNOWING! WHAT VAX MEANT!!1 HE DOESNT GET IT! FUCK

AND, of course, heading into the final fight.

forever and ever and always, and i steal what i assume is my last kiss

I CANT FUCKING CODE DATA IF I CANT SEE BECAUSE OF THE TEARS IN MY EYES. I NEED TO SEE FOR THIS. I NEED TO BREATHE. CRYING IS NOT HELPFUL. FUCK! GOD! DAMN! IT

AND THEN VELORA IN VECNA’S CHEST, AND WHEN SHE FALLS VEX GOING TO HER. VEX HOLDING HER BABY SISTER. HER DEAD BABY SISTER. HER WHOLE MOVEMENT AND ACTION FOR HER SISTER. THE END OF THE WORLD, NOTHING COMPARED TO FAMILY, SHES LOSING HER BROTHER SHE CANT LOSE VELORA TOO.

IM NOT READY FOR THE CONTERSPELL, THE WISH THAT COULDN’T BE, EVERYTHING, FUCK! ME! FUCK

I!!! dont know if I want to use this terrible feeling to write angst for Two for joy, or just write some fluffy shit to heal myself of this. both would be good. both need to wait til I’ve coded more data.

fucking

christ.

D&D? more like PTSD ;;;;;;;

[jwhyme]

🇦🇺 Stray Kids As Types Of Australians 🇦🇺

Thanks to @420yeehaw420 for helping me think of some more ideas.

Chan - that guy you see at the bottle-o whos wearing a tank top with a Heineken logo, boardies and thongs. Buys 5 cartons of Corona at once. Gives you the worst stinkeye. Invites you to all his birthday parties, even though you haven’t spoken to him since year 1 when he was talking to you during class but the teacher thought you were talking so you got moved to warning one. Threw a Masters carton at you and your friends once and now you’re traumatised. A little bit crazy. A stereotypical Aussie bloke.

Woojin - that mum at Coles who’s always surrounded by like 50 kids cause she’s always left to look after her friends’ kids. The kids are always out of hand and ramming into eachother and other things with the little kid Coles trolleys. Always looks stressed and you can hear her yelling two aisles away at Bradley who wont stop hitting Sandra. Makes the best food for the end of year party. Shows up to every assembly that has his kid in it. Films every assembly item. Does the best hair for his kids on crazy hair day.

Minho - always initiates the penis game but backs out before he has to start yelling. Rides his skateboard in the supermarket and thinks it’s cool. Has a group of friends and they always go to Coles or Aldi after school only to buy one Monster and some boxes of Shapes. Forgets to leave his bag by the door of the shop and you always see him getting yelled at by that one really old register lady. Gets an extra week to finish his power point, but presents a word document instead with words cut off and he thinks its fine.

Changbin - that kid who wears his heelys indoors and is 40000 miles in front of his parents but wont slow down as they yell at him. Gives you the worst stink eye if he rams into you. Threatens to king hit you, but will never do it cause he’s too weak. A scooter boy. That one who always rides his scooter to school. Immune to razor scooters to the ankle cause he’s been hit too many times. Eats a spoonful of Vegemite to seem edgy, but can’t take it and throws it back up. Walks into class wearing one thong and one sneaker because his “foot hurts”. Holds “fair” in the nation anthem for waaaay too long. Catch him spraying water from the drink fountain at people as they walk past.

Hyunjin - kid who acts cool at the supermarket, but when you bump into him or he bumps into you at the supermarket, he immediately apologises. The cashier goes to talk to him, but he cant stop stuttering and then you see him drop his coins and silently pray for him. But when he’s with his friends, an actual beast; no remorse. Jealous of Jeongin always getting two Woolies collectables for being a good boy. Makes a Tumblr post with a ton of Aussie references, but all his American followers dont understand and he remembers not every one is Australian. Uses old Aussie slang like ‘grog’ or ‘swig’. Gets mad if you don’t call it Macca’s.

Jisung - that kid before school who you drive past and he’s going the opposite direction from school cause he’s going to buy a Dare and a box of Shapes or Smiths. Screams ‘penis’ as loud as he can during the 2nd round no matter who is looking. That one kid in class who has to correct the teacher when the teacher makes a mistake. Constantly muttering under his breath during class. Thinks he’s funny so yells comments during class but isn’t actually funny. Always losing Dojo points. Makes Vine references but no one understands until months later.

Felix - actually a good kid, but just wants to seem edgy. All teachers love him. Hands his assignments in early, but adds extra things to his power point so we all have to sit through his 50 minute presentation. A hardcore cricket and footy fan. Is an Eagles supporter, and despises Dockers supporters with his whole soul, no matter who it is. Takes any bottle to bottle flip it without asking. Has a basketball in his bag and bounces it as he’s walking from class to class. Doesn’t understand “don’t run under the veranda!”, “Slip, slop, slap” or “no hat no play”. Felix’s life motto: “no hat, no play, no school today”. Traumatised by that story you hear in year 3 where the teacher had a student that rocked on their chair and fell backwards and hit their head and bled to death.

Seungmin - hands his assignments in early, but still gets a B. Wears Target or Kmart brand shoes instead of Nike. “Theyre just shoes guys, stop being mean.”. When the maths teacher asks if he understands the work, says he does even though he doesn’t and has to ask his friends how to do it out of embarrassment, but gets caught talking by the teacher. Gets put next to his friends in a seating plan cause the teacher trusts him. Got sent to TAP in year 1 and cried for a week. Year 7 Seungmin and his friends playing soccer on the oval and year 11 Chan comes over with his friends like “oi mate, lemme have a kick, mate!”. Seungmin relectantly gives his the ball, only for Chan to kick the ball at some unsuspecting eighto. Gets genuinely stressed when his friends kick the ball out of school grounds and they go to pick it up without asking a duty teacher.

Jeongin - thirsty af for Dojo points. Only wants Dojos so he can sit at the teacher’s desk for a day or take his shoes off on Fridays. That one kid that doesnt enjoy stereotypical Aussie sports like cricket or footy, but enjoys other sports like badminton, soccer or tennis. Best mates with the sports teacher. Knows the school prayer, welcome to country and both verses of the nation anthem off by heart. The only one of Woojin’s kids that is actually behaved enough to get two Woolies collectables.