#no hate to oli tho he makes good music

[smileymoth]

as per my last both i think oli sykes and tswift should also collab. not because they'd kill each other but because oli is the perfect guy for it. i mean he collabed with ed sheran and yngblud. i think the girlboss and boyboss would do great

[applejuicefruit]

Okay can I request an x reader with Giroud.

Context - you both hate each other but there's sexual tension between both. You do something that pisses him off and he gets jealous

Possible smut if you're comfortable?

This is more olivier giroud x reader and kylian mbappé x reader/best friend

Thank you so much for requesting this!❤️

I’m so bad at writing smuts so it’s not 100% smuts but there are just a couple of hints please don’t hate me 🥲🥲

I really hope you like this ❤️

Jealousy jealousy

It wasn’t a secret that you were attracted to Olivier Giroud. He was handsome, tall, kind and sweet. And it wasn’t a secret either he was attracted to you. Everyone knew. Also your best friend Kylian knew, in fact he liked to tease you a lot for this. Your relationship with Olivier was weird. You weren’t great friends but you were more than acquaintances. Sometimes you were nice to each other, sometimes you would talk shit about each other.

You got invited to a birthday party, and for your luck Olivier got invited too. A lot of people where there and that made you kinda uncomfortable. You weren’t the kind of person who liked clubs and loud music, you preferred staying at home watching movies or reading books. But it was your best friend Kylian’s birthday party so you couldn’t say no. In fact you were pretty sure he had a crush on you but never said anything because he knew you didn’t like him back. He knew about all the tension between you and Oli and sometimes he couldn’t help but feel a little bit jealous. But he was grateful about the friendship you both had.

You were wearing a black turtle neck jumper and a long silver skirt with a pair of sneakers. Yup, that’s all you had that screamed “club”.

In fact you didn’t look at all like all the girls who Kylian invited to the party and you couldn’t help but feeling a little bit insecure.

You definitely weren’t a model. Or famous. No one knew about your existence expect for your friends but you were okay with that, you didn’t like attention.

You were sat on a leather couch while sipping a glass of wine when a few men tried to approach you but you kindly told them to go away. They didn’t like it. In fact they called you a bitch and they said they didn’t want you anyway and that made you feel so bad that you were about to leave the party when a hand grabbed your arm.

“Where are you going?” Kylian asked turning you around “the party has just started”

“Sorry…I really am but I’m not comfortable…”

“What you mean? Did something happen?”

You wanted to say yes. You wanted to tell him that some weird men tried to approach you in a not kind way but instead you lied because you didn’t want to ruin his birthday.

“No…nothing happened, I’m just not feeling good”

“I think you should eat something, come with me I’ll get you a peace of cake…and a very strong drink”

You couldn’t even reply back because Kylian already took your hand and let you sit back in the couch while he went to get you a piece of cake.

He came back with two plates and two glasses.

“One for me, one for you” he said handing you the glass and the plate.

You loved the cake, it was a strawberry cheesecake and you know who much Kylian loves strawberries so it was the perfect mix.

“Okay now the drink” he said picking up both of your drinks

“What it’s in there? It smells so bad” you said laughing

“Don’t ask questions! Just drink!” he said smiling so you did what he said. You both drank your drinks and stayed sit on the couch for a bit. You talked for almost 20 minutes before more people started coming into the club so Kylian had to go to greet them.

Alcohol already going into your mind. You started feeling a bit hazy, not fully drunk tho. You just had a glass of wine and whatever drink Kylian got you so you were still capable of making decisions. But the alcohol was making you more talkative so you started making more friends.

“I need more alcohol so people won’t think I’m the weirdo of the group” you thought to yourself. So you went straight to the bar and order a shot of tequila and a glass of red wine. You drank the tequila first and then you sipped your wine. After 5 minutes you asked for another shot of tequila and the bar man was more than happy to obey.

After 4 shots of tequila and two glasses of red wine you were completely wasted but one thing of you is that people couldn’t get that you were drunk because you acted normal on the outside even if your brain was frying.

Kylian came to look for you after an hour and saw you talking to other people.

“So your making friends” he said happily getting behind you

“Yes!” you shouted a bit drinking your fourth glass of wine of the night

“Are you drunk?” he asked laughing

“Absolutely! No!”

He started laughing and you laughed too!

“Why don’t you dance with me y/n?” he asked you and you agreed. If you weren’t this drunk you probably would have never agreed.

He took you to the dance floor and he wrapped his hands around your waist. You were too drunk to even know what was going on that moment but you didn’t mind. You liked having his hands on your body. It made you feel safe and protected. You only wish they were Olivier’s hands.

Kylian started kissing your neck in a very seductive way friends don’t do but in that moment you didn’t even know what was going on so you let him. He knew you were drunk and he didn’t want to take advantage of you in that way, but he just wanted to have a small taste of your body. He wanted to show you what you could have. He kept kissing your neck a bit and you moaned his name.

“Kyky…we should not be doing this…”

“I know I’m sorry but…your body it’s like a magnet to me”

“Kylian, are you drunk?” you asked laughing

No he wasn’t. He was just tipsy. But he was fine.

“Yes” he said knowing this would made things less awkward between the two of you.

You kept laughing.

“Kylian I’m going to sit a bit. My head’s hurting” you said removing his hands from your body and went back to sit on the couch.

What you didn’t know was that Olivier has been watching you all night and saying he was pissed at you was an understatement. You weren’t a couple so he had no right to be mad at you but he felt somehow jealous so when he say you sitting there all alone he decided to join you.

“Are you having fun?” he asked sitting next to you

“I’m drunk Oli…” you said holding your head in your hands

“Kylian made you drink?” he asked, he knew he shouldn’t be mad at Kylian, they were teammates after all and great friends but he couldn’t help being jealous

“No…well yes a bit”

“To try to get into your pants?”

“What?”

“I saw him…and you, dancing together” he said sipping from his glass “you looked like a nice couple”

“But?”

“But you weren’t interested, I could tell it from miles away”

“There’s only man I like Oli” you said, probably the alcohol speaking

“Who’s the lucky man?” he asked already knowing the answer while you laughed

“It’s a guy named Olivier, he’s nice and tall, and very good looking, he’s kind and sweet. But I’m pretty sure he hates me, or he doesn’t like me” you said not even recognising you were actually talking to Olivier.

He smiled a bit but he sensed you were too drunk to even talk to him.

“I’ll get you home doll, let’s go” he said helping you standing up.

You didn’t recognised him but you trusted him.

He got you into his car and helped you out once you arrived at his place.

He helped you removing your make up and shoes and then let you a pair of clothes in the guest bedroom so you could change.

That night you slept at his place.

When you woke up you were feeling like shit. But you also sensed that you weren’t in your own bedroom so you got out of the room and once you got in the living room you found Olivier preparing breakfast.

“Bonjour” he said to you and you couldn’t help but feel confused at why you were at his place.

“Why am I here?” you asked him

“You were too drunk to even be able to walk”

“What?” you couldn’t believe what he said. You. Drunk.

“Kylian made you drink a little bit and then you did the rest by yourself” he said with a little bit of disappointment in his voice

“Did I say something stupid?” you asked worried

“No nothing” he replied even if he wanted to say yes, he wanted to let you know you confessed but you were probably so drunk he didn’t even know if what you said was real

“Okay good” you said remembering exactly what you said to him hoping he wouldn’t remember.

He looked straight into your eyes and you melted.

“You looked pretty comfortable around Kylian”

“What-what you mean?” you asked confused

“The way you danced together…” he said maintaining his eyes on you “they way he kissed your neck…”

“What?” you didn’t remember that part

“A lot of people assumed you were a couple”

You couldn’t believe what he was saying so you sat down on the couch with teary eyes. If you had a chance with Olivier, no you don’t.

“I like you” you confessed to Oli “a lot…I know it’s messed up right now but I do really like you…”

He knelt down looking straight into your eyes, looking for any trace of lie. But he saw none and so he kissed you.

He grabbed your face with both of his hands and kissed you.

You smiled into the kiss.

The kiss was getting more heated so you slightly moaned into his mouth.

“Mon chère…you better stop me now before I do something you wouldn’t want me to do” he said

“What if I don’t want you to stop?”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes…” you breathed out.

He then helped you laying on the couch and he started undressing. He was sculpted like a greek god. He was so perfect. He started undressing you and you couldn’t help but feeling self conscious so you tried to cover yourself a bit. He noticed it and began pressing kisses all over your body, pleasure taking the control over you.

“You liked this?” he asked and you couldn’t help but moan a little.

You completely lost it when he began touching and sucking your nipples.

“You’re so soft” he moaned a little. You’re brain was to fucked up in that moment that you couldn’t even focus on what he was saying.

He stayed there for a couple of minutes before looking straight back at you.

“You sure you want this? We could stop if you want to”

“I’m sure Oli…just go slow” you said after seeing how big he was

He smiled a little “I’ll be gentle” he said while kissing you.

And so he was.

He was so slow and gentle but passionate at the same time. You’ve lost counts how many times he made you come.

Nothing to say, it was the best sex of your life.

[nickeverdeen]

Sure, but I’m sorry that this ain’t that good as you expected

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Oliver Wood hcs

Smirking at the fact that he can call you his whenever someone asks if you two are a couple

Suprised, but also amazed at your street-dancing skills

Shows off with his Quidditch skills to you

I’m sorry, but he finds it extremely cool and hot whenever you speak Spanish

He is willing to learn from you

Eyebrows raising whenever you suprise or impress him with something

Oliver is very new to music so he’d get suprised at what you’re listening to

(No hate to you, love)

Compliments your figure and personality (many times the figure tho)

Oliver also likes summer just like you

He doesn’t really know what anxiety is so, baby you’d have to explain it to him

Asks of you wanna train Quidditch with him

Tries to impress you with whatever he can

Bad day? Here’s your favourite flower or chocolate

Makes sure no-one in the school makes fun of you in a bad way

Oli, is protective of you, but of course not overprotective

Oliver is indeed a responsible boyfriend, but… ⬇️

This boy can get sometimes cocky so be prepared

[spectacularlyignorantt]

From the dining table

March 2017

Louis sat in the kitchen looking around, dust covering every possible surface. Princess Park, their first home, the place they bought together without telling anyone and then never sold after the breakup. Maybe because they couldn't see each other and not end up in bed, regretting it in the morning. Maybe because they both knew this time apart meant nothing. They were destined to be together, a love no one could understand, right?

The last time he saw Harry was after the presentation of his single Just Hold On on the X-Factor, but they had not been a proper couple for around a year. If you didn’t count the sex, of course. Louis didn’t. Sex didn’t mean much, not when he knew what it felt like to be in a relationship with Harry Styles for 5 years. They would have stopped seeing each other when the band started the hiatus if it wasn’t for his mom's health getting worse. Harry stood next to him all those months, giving him comfort, keeping her company when Louis was too tired to stay awake. Harry was part of his family, after all. And Louis knew Anne, Gems and Robin felt the same way about him. 

The reason for their break up was a mystery for everyone, a question never answered. They belonged together, no one could say the opposite after expending time with the couple for 10 minutes. Either you were blind or disgusted by their love, in a cute way. 

Louis knew, of course. It was a decision, more than anything. They felt like the only thing holding them together was the band and decided to take a break to figure out if there was more than that. So they never sold their first home because there was no chance they weren't going back together. 

Lately, Louis wasn’t so sure about that. To be honest, he wasn't sure about anything. The sky was pouring like it should be, for mood purposes. The lump in his throat made breathing hard, the weight in his chest holding him down in the chair. He closed his eyes, he wasn’t going to cry. The promise he made to his mother was still clear in his mind and it was killing him. Because lately, it felt like Harry had forgotten about them. With his solo music, the movie, all that pr girlfriends Louis knew he hated. All that glamour, all those lights. Why would he be thinking about Louis? Maybe they were right, maybe it wasn’t destiny but circumstance. 

Things got worse recently, after Niall went to his flat a couple of days before, wearing that big old tee and Louis told him he smelled like Harry. He wasn’t jealous, not really. It was Niall, for god’s sake. But Niall was around his baby a lot, they had a close friendship not many knew about. Something about the unusual sadness in Niall's eyes told him much more than the calls Haz never answered. Harry didn’t want him anymore. They were done. 

The pressure in his head felt compressive like the one in his heart. All those shots, pints and pot weren’t a good combination. Neither was that boy with curls but the wrong shade of green when he woke up that morning in a hotel room, unable to remember much about the night before. But what else could he do? How could he go to Harry right now and tell him he was sorry for his insecurities? For ruining everything without a good reason? How could he tell him he was sorry? Liam and Oli said he needed to give it time, but everyday felt a little bit more far away from home. So he came back. 

There was a notepad where they used to write the grocery list sitting on the counter, next to the fridge. He took it and the pen on the table, the dim light coming from the closed window. He didn't know what to do, how to get out of this pain, this love. How to be himself again. 

So Louis did the only thing he felt like he could do right: he wrote a song. It was more of a letter, really. But it was shaped like a song, that was his strong suit after all.  And Harry loved to see him write, once upon a time. Used to dance with him in that kitchen, used to make him pancakes in the morning. They used to talk and fuck and chat for hours between those walls. 

To Harry: 

Woke up alone in this hotel room

Played with myself, where were you?

Fell back to sleep, I got drunk by noon

I've never felt less cool 

We haven't spoke since you went away

Comfortable silence is so overrated, Harry

Why won't you ever be the first one to break?

Even my phone misses your call, by the way

I saw Niall the other day

He said you feel just fine

I see you gave him my old t-shirt

More of what was once mine

I see it's written, it's all over his face

Comfortable silence is so overrated

Why won't you ever say what you want to say?

Even my phone misses your call,

And by the way

Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too

But you, you never do

Woke up this boy who looked just like you

I almost said your name

We haven't spoke since you went away

Comfortable silence is so overrated

Why won't you ever say what you want to say?

Even my phone misses your call

By the way…

 He stopped there, unable to continue. His hand was shaking, the tears were smushing the ink on the paper. What a fucking cliche, crying after promising himself he wasn’t going to do it. Nothing could hurt as much as losing his mum, nothing could compare. So why was he crying? Why couldn’t he just fucking stop?

Louis got up from the chair and walked away from the dining table, leaving the notepad there. He knew deep in his broken heart that the next time he came back it was going to be there. Left and forgotten, just like that house and those memories. Louis left it there next to his allowance to feel sorry for himself. He needed to grow up, get away from those parties and false people. He was going to get his shit together, write away his feelings and find his sound. 

And if Harry didn’t want him in his life, then there was nothing left to do, right?

May 2017

 The recording of Back to you was finally over and now they need it to work in the music video and he wanted to film it on Doncaster. It felt right to go back to his ‘home’, if he couldn't go back home, you know what I mean? It went well with the theme. 

Louis was driving back from the studio to his flat when a notification popped out in this phone: Harry’s album was out and apparently, people thought a couple of songs were about him. Louis wasn't going to be surprised if they were, both wrote about each other a lot along the way. And the fans loved to link things, made up theories about the Larry situation. Something he wished he could out and say ‘yes it was true but it's over now, please stop tagging me, it hurts’. It didn’t. not as much anymore. 

Or that’s what he thought until he heard track 4, Two Ghost. He knew those lyrics, Harry had written them years ago. That is what they used to call each other’s public images: ghosts. Images without a soul. What a young and dramatic pair they used to be, back in 2013. 

He didn't cry with that one, maybe because of its familiarity. And he wasn’t even mad about the songs about girls, he knew Harry better than that, even after all this time. 

Next was Sweet Creature, the one everyone was speculating about, and honestly Harry, ‘two hearts, one home’? The song felt different. Maybe because he thought that Harry didn’t really remember about their lost home, about being young and in love. Too young to know, most people used to say. What a fool he was for listening. Now he knew, and it was too late. 

Kiwi was funny in the most depressing way for him, Woman felt like an anthem, it felt like Harry’s jealousy, his deep and most dark possessive behavior. But then, when a chord from a guitar came in he went to his phone to check the name. He wasn’t quick enough, tho. The first verse stopped him right there. It was a good thing he parked in his apartment building a couple of songs ago. 

Because there, in the shape of the last song of H’s first album, it was Louis' letter. His feelings in a notepad, in the shape of an awkward song. Almost word by word, Harry’s voice filled the car with calmness and longing, a branch of olive. He was giving the first step. If those little easter eggs along the album weren’t enough, he took Louis letter from two fucking months ago and put it there. He probably had to push the label to do it, with such short notice. Harry went out of his way to let him know it wasn’t over. 

Harry went back to Princess Park, just like him. He went back home. 

 ----

His friend picked up the phone after two missed calls. 

‘Oi Lou, how ya doin?’ the thick Irish accent wasn’t enough of a distraction. 

‘Hey lad, I’m fine. Sorry to bother but I need to ask you something’ he could hear the urgency in his own voice. 

‘Never a bother mate, whatever you need’ Niall, always the optimistic. Louis loved him. 

‘Is Harry staying here? In London I mean’ 

‘What? What's going on?’ and then ‘Oh, the album is out, innit?’ 

‘Yeah…’

‘Okay, well, Harry was going to be with Nick today so yeah, he must be doing press shit’

‘Of course, makes sense, thank you mate. I will explain later ’

‘Sure, use protection’

Louis rolled his eyes but didn’t deny the implications. The car came to life once again and he started driving to Harry’s house. The one they used to spend time in when they had some time between recording and touring. He didn’t even feel annoyed by the traffic, listening to the album all over again. Letting his body welcome Harry once again.

Of course, he still had his keys, drowned deep in the glovebox. He wasn’t going to enter the actual house, but it wouldn’t have been smart to stay outside on the street, someone could recognise him. 

So once he parked in front of the building and noticed Harry wasn’t home, he closed his eyes and took a breath after what felt like hours. The next time he opened them there was a hand taping on his windows, he had fallen asleep.

It was a big hand adorned with rings and some nail polish. Louis knew what it felt to hold it more than he knew his own face. He took a deep breath and opened the door. Harry was waiting outside, a small smile making just one dimple appear. It was the first time they had seen each other in months but Louis felt like no time had passed. And if Louis was going to turn into an idiotic helpless cliche then it better be because of a boy as wonderful and beautiful as him. There was no one else. Harry was it. 

‘I thought it was going to take you longer ’

‘To listen to the album or to get my shit together? ’

Harry seemed to consider his answer for a second, the dramatic little shit that he was. Then he smiled and Louis forgave him immediately. 

‘Both’

Louis laughed and took a step closer to the love of his life. 

‘I’m sorry, baby, I'm really sorry ’

‘Me too’

‘If you let me kiss you right now I’m never letting you go again. It's your choice’

‘Never wanted you to go in the first place’

‘Right answer’

And then they kissed because there wasn't much left to say. At least not right now. The conversation could wait for the next morning, once they had sex, pancakes and maybe a little dance in the kitchen. For old times sake.

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Soooo, I wrote this because I couldn’t get the idea of Louis writing this song out of my head. And like, it sounds so much like Harry’s writing, this is not a theory at all. But I liked the idea so yeah. It’s probably gonna be my first and only fic about Larry, hope you like it. 

All the mistakes are mine and its noy my first language, sorry if the grammar is trashy. Thanks. 

[theelliottsmiths]

So anyway, Mein Herz Brennt Making of liveblog, one of my favourites

First of all, I do take any use of piano MHB as a slight towards my tiny hands. -1 point

I really would love to visit this place, it's beautiful

I love that Oli introduces it and then Till is straight in there talking about murder and stabbings. Trust that to be what intrigues him. I feel like 'smells like murder' isn't a direct translation but that's purely because I spent like ten minutes trying to work out what words he says. It rhymes, which is suspicious.

Oh this was before he let his chest piercing reject all the way out in the grossest way

When schneider says Krankenhaus it sounds very Geordie and I'm convinced that kind of thing is why Auf Wiedersehen, Pet was created

Richards eyes light up when he's talking about the room he's in and it's one of those looks where it's just. I would love to listen to anything anyone has to say when their eyes have that sparkle.

"the scavengers had already been here" cue Paul talking about his criminal past thieving from there. See, another example everyone forgets of him being the biggest bastard of them all. The smile is a front.

One of my favourite ever Rammstein things is the combined joy and mockery from Paul when Richard is revealed to be wearing the bird mask and it wiggles as he nods. He looks like a little black cockatoo. Richard looks embarrassed to be wearing it but Paul is having the time of his LIFE.

The way is echoes in his mask makes him sound like he's clucking

Flakes glasses perching in his cone make him look like that sesame Street doctor or scientist

They all suit this make up so much and I wish they'd consider it as a stage look

Peck. Not intimidated.

Considering the nightmares Till has/had, ouch

Richard looks so much like a little vampire prince but like, a character from what we do in the shadows. He makes his own smokescreen entry/exist and everything.

Melanie!!!

Richard has many tendons in his neck huh.

The sounddd. I used to always be curious as to whether or not people in music videos were making the sounds it looks like they're making and now I know and I'm uncomfortable. This and also later when till does the heart

His laugh is never what I expect it to be

That uh. That doesn't look like he's in pain the way the injection sounds implied. At all. Not that I'm complaining but it gives mixed messages.

I'm so sure Richard is the only one I've ever heard use the word quasi. It makes sense for him if true but maybe I only notice because of the tone he uses? His is quite a punchy nasal tone it might just be more noticeable.

Till with kids is always the most adorable wonderful thing. He's really helping to keep them relaxed despite the creepiness of the stuff they're shooting.

"if you look at the cover then you'll recognise a morbidity to the whole thing" till, my darling, do you think people don't already ~see the morbidity~?

I googled and the lady doesn't pronounce renaissance with a g like Till does and that interests me. In fairness I have to assume it's like in Norwegian how words like restaurant are pronounced with a g sound because it's closer to the French sounds? It's not like we in English donut the French way either but the Google translate lady does. This is why I always suspect that when I'm learning a language I'm learning the language wrong and at some point I'll find out there's a Real, For Adults version if the language that's totally different. This is irrelevant. Accents are fun and I like being able to notice them.

It feels so strange seeing this knowing what Eugenio did

Paul taking pictures because he knows better than them

Something about a child saying "ah yes, I know Till and Flake very well" is hysterical.

You can feel the dismay and disapproval radiating off till as he tries to be diplomatic about the Spanish understanding of linear time. He struggles to find a positive and only comes up with the fire walls. "It should have gone out before we filmed anything because they were fucking around with the playback so long but it didn't" is his only compliment.

The German word for French is wild.

Do they know they could have hired an interpreter? Interpreters existed in 2012 I know this

This whole thing with Melanie is beautiful you can't deny that the arm Eugenio made with then was lovely.

Till in the dress with Melanie in his lap. I don't off the top of my head remember seeing it in either video so I simply must assume that it was just what he was wearing that day when he showed up. She's so tiny on his knee I'm glad they're still friends.

"you're left in a state of trauma when everyone stares at you all the time" did this need to get so heavy? It's interesting that he focused more on her voice than her appearance there, though in fairness it's pretty high

They all love her so much and it's totally understandable.

Mit rock n roll und cola trinken

I have to skip the screaming the secondhand embarrassment is too much.

Part 2

Again, this liveblog is so long

Sometimes Oli speaks like his body isn't used to talking.

I want, so badly, to know if Richard was having memories of his dreadlocked youth The tiny cup in his elegant hand is so pleading and then you look left and. It sure is something.

Are they freckles or acne scars across Tills shoulders?...cute. The first set of arm/chest wounds, not so much. I do spy his lil tummy scar

Richard does look like he almost swooped in for a kiss and then changed his mind because of the camera. Paul turns his head that way and then Richard tries to save with a step back and face rub (his own). Just saying.

The fact that a few of them have taken pictures on their personal phones warms my soul it's such a nice reminder that they're good friends outside of work and My Heart

Schneider and Paul ready at a moment's notice to be Dumbasses. J'adore.

What if Zoran was more of a background character tho actually

God, schneider is beautiful. An ethereal, pure beauty that exists no matter how he's being styled.

See okay how is flake almost taller than Oli right now he's not even doing his standard open legs and swan spine thing

It must be so hard to find Oli sized clothes. Flake is also tall and slim but he's a lot more leg, whereas Olis height seems largely to be torso. I have to assume a lot of his stuff is tailored or custom made now.

I always forget about the marks on tills back when he's in the nightmare dress

The child staring with great confusion at a bright red flake reading. I would love to know what his favourite books are.

The childs plural poking and prodding at a very patient Oli, who gracefully bends his spine in ways I've never seen a human do before. I wonder if he's ever dressed up as Lurch from the Addams family.

The actress playing the woman in this half is so beautiful and has a power her younger counterpart lacked when she was threatening him with her weapon.

I am a dummy and was like weird why is Paul speaking Norwegian. I know full well he wasn't saying unnskyld because I've heard Germans say their equivalent before and I assume Entschuldigen either sounds like that fast or shortens so what the fuck, rhi

Till guiding people through him murdering them is truly one of life's greatest pleasures. They trust him so completely. I would like to watch them dance the elegance would be astounding.

Paul lurking watching with what I choose to see as pride as till slaughters an old woman.

Paul being critical (again, as always, rightly so) of the hallway mouthing the lyrics decision.

"for this in prepared to make compromises" he says, hating every bitter word of it

I would like to know what he wanted to say about till and then see him get into trouble over it.

I would like to see till in a bouncy castle. He's adorable jumping into the comfy pit I want to see him in a bouncy castle. Child, utter child.

Paul takes every opportunity to say how hot he thinks they all are and I love that about him. Sometimes your friends are all hot and everybody needs to understand that fact.

Their approaches to pretending to play cello are all so uniquely them. Flake and Richard are taking the time to try and understand what they're being told, whereas Paul just fucking. Lays into it, attracting the weirdest looks from Oli. Richard looks beautiful with that cello and I think he should learn to play. For fun not for work. It's not just that he looks so handsome, but I think that's the easiest way to convince him. I think he'd be good at it, and not being the lead at something might be good for him.

I appreciate that Oli is skeptical because yeah they do all look like they've never held a cello before.

They do, however, all look lovely in their dresses. I'm trying but actually I can't not say that Schneiders little sternum dip makes it seem like he has breasts in that dress and it's a good look for him.

Till singing it in such a high voice, more like his speaking voice, is both interesting and lovely. Oli is trying... So little compared to the others. Laughably incorrect

Why yes, I am laughing at the sheer length of the spikes. They're just... They're so fucking long. So long.

Paul is actually probably the best one there, ironically. They're all comically out of time. They're professional musicians. I know they aren't used to bowed instruments I do understand and I don't want to be uncharitable but also they are struggling. I want to see cellists react to this.

Pretty dresses! And the nightmare but with the most awful and worst fingers! Like the Grinch but goth.

Both Schneider and Richard had the same neverending shoot idea and I am Intrigued.

Till waiting for Schneider with the umbrella :)

Wir brennen! Paul is always so happy to play with fire.

[rebelwith0utacause]

The problem with this thing @tigerteeff is that i didn’t know which playlist to shuffle, so I picked Saint Lu because that’s probably the most “me” playlist I’ve ever made (and it’s not even finished yet). So here you go:

1. Brompton Cocktail - Avenged Sevenfold - I have a thing for songs written by The Rev. He was such a musical genius and I love everything about this sonically, but the lyrics hit deep because he’s basically asking for a med concoction to end his suffering. Hits me right in the feels knowing how and why he passed away.

2. Berenstein - The Band CAMINO - This is a new one in my repertoire but I’ve had it on repeat ever since. The entire premise that there’s a separate universe where whatever wrongs on this plane are right on that one is so desperately hopeful for me. And I sometimes need that hope to get me through (khm emo khm).

3. Pretty Venom - All Time Low - Reminds me of people and it’s incredibly therapeutic.

4. Happy Days - Brooke Candy - “Doctor aren’t we just a smile away from happy days?” Incredibly depressing but also eye-opening in a way. 

5. Love, Hate, Love - Alice In Chains - I’m just gonna say it. Layne. Such a dark love (is it tho?) song. Depressing as fuck, too. But I love it. The way the obsession is painted with words is so good, and you know I <3 grunge.

6. ouch - Bring Me The Horizon - All I’m gonna say is... “I know I said I was under your spell, but this hex is on another level. And I know I said you could drag me through hell, still I hoped you wouldn’t fuck the devil.” Like the way this starts by Oli saying Tu as tué mon bébé, and the Japanese vibes and the references and just the major fucking slap @ Hanna. Don’t know if I should hate her or feel sorry for her. I’m still not sure on whose side I am post divorce, but this song was... For a lack of better words - ouch.

7. Scream - Chris Cornell - I mainly put this song because the whole vibe of it reminded me of Luke, but more than that, it reminds me of me, because I do believe in having an argument and proving a point without the theatrics. The drama just goes to show that it’s your fault, not mine. You’re masking your guilt with all of the screaming.

8. do re mi - blackbear - This was the first BB song I heard and I fell in love with the “do, re, mi, fa, so fucking done with you” because I love indifferent fuck yous. i also might think that this song is about Arz so that makes me cackle a bit but also pissed off that she got 2 great songs out of being a shitty person, yes i’m trying not to judge but i am only human

9. GATES OF PARADISE - While She Sleeps - Love EVERYTHING about this song, from Sean’s guitar, to the harmonies, to the “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and “ we've got everyone to follow but there's no one left to walk with.”

10. Canals - All Time Low - Love the drums on this one, and the guitar, and the whole vibe of the song in general.

I’m tagging @cravinsomethinsweeter, @krindy33 and @karajaynetoday but only if you wanna do it ^^

[thats-the-teen-spirit]

Bring Me The Horizon - amo album review

I’ve been a fan of BMTH since the late-There is a hell era and obviously they surprised me once again. I’m gonna go song by song on the album because each of the songs have something in them that differs from the one before.

i apologize if you feel something, the first track is already a lot more different than the previous BMTH albums. It begins as a typical intro with long silences between the melody. Then Oli starts to sing on a really high pitched poppy autotuned voice. You can hear no instruments whatsoever except the synth that plays the melody. Then it changes to this ambient style that somehow suits the band’s music but feels awkward without the guitar and drums. When I first heard this song I already realized it was nothing special, just a little intro that might hype up the crowd before they start performing.

MANTRA, the first single of the album is a little less heavy than the That’s The Spirit era songs. A lot less heavy if you think about how Oli’s vocal style changed since 2015. It finally has drums and heavily distorted low tuned guitar and even screams in the background but it still feels like an alternative rock song just because of the verses and the high pitched bridge. The guitar riff is banging, the chorus is catchy, not a bad song afterall but it will still disappoint the old fans of the band.

nihilist blues is definitely the weirdest song on the record. It’s basically a trance/europop song that divides the listeners to two types: the first one would say: what the fuck is this shit, i’m not listening to this album anymore, and the second one would be: wow they’re brave as hell for doing this, I’m looking forward for the rest. I’m not a big expert on europop or trance or whatever electronic music genres there are but it really reminded me of an Armin van Buuren beat and apparently they copied a little from a relatively new Evanescence song as well. Grimes is featured in the song and her vocal style fits it really well. It has a creepy feeling that makes the song feel like you’re in a club full of drug addicts and the only thing left for you to survive is becoming an addict (for the music). Personally I think probably something like this was on the band’s mind when they wrote this. You definitely won’t like this one unless you like electronic music. You can hear the drums and guitars in it (they’re playing the electronic distorted thing with a tremolo pedal probably) but it’s barely recognizable.

in the dark, the next song has a really strange feeling. It sounds like a pop song because of the samples it uses but it still has the guitar (both clean and distorted) that reminded me of Doomed from the previous album. Both the guitars and the vocals are catchy as hell and after the first few listens you can hear what was the point of writing this song, here that “gateway band” thing begins that Oli mentions in a lot of his recent interviews. They want to be a gateway band that shows people the grand spectrum of music from electronic to heavy metal (or metalcore if you’re a genre-nazi) and do the same thing that Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit did for popularizing the crossover of rap and hip-hop and screamy, heavy rock music. It has the same experiencing feeling that got me into Linkin Park and even tho the song and its lyrics are kinda forgettable, the intention is clear and I personally like it a lot.

wonderful life, the second single of the album is without a doubt one of the heaviest ones on it. The intro seems like a classic BMTH style guitar intro with a little less distortion and a really weird, progressive time signature (for my ear at least). The main riff is simple, heavy and you can definitely bang you head to it. The chorus is catchy, the lyrics are relatable for the emo kids, it has a squealing scream from Dani Filth, which makes it seem like the metalcore days are creeping on the band. The outro chorus reminded me of their song ‘Oh No” from the previous record just because it’s so monumental but maybe that’s just me.

ouch is a cheap interlude in my opinion. It’s not even 2 minutes, the samples get boring in the end. It has a drum and bass kind of feeling to it. It reminded me of Cure For The Itch by Linkin Park, just because of the placement and the “drum” beats on it. The nanana thing that goes on in the chorus also gets boring really quickly. The lyrics are about Oli’s ex-wife Hannah Snowdon and it has a nice throwback to their 2015 song, Follow You with the “under your spell” lines, and it’s clear that he left that time behind with this song.

medicine, the song with the weird-ass video is the next one on the album. If you haven’t heard a single BMTH song in your life and you’re into the more pop-ish side of alternative you’ll probably say: holy shit this is a banger. The first couple of lines in the chorus are really far-fetched in my opinion, it’s the “we’re edgy and cool kids” vibe that is either cringy or makes you feel like the band got old and they still want to appeal to teenagers and young adults. The message of the song is the same as the previous one. The melody of the chorus and the vocals overall are not that bad, they’re catchy, but just like the intro of the album, it still misses the guitars, although this one has some really quiet clean guitars in the background. It’s clear that the vocals are in the focus and it’s stressed by shoving autotuned Oli’s voice down our throat.

sugar, honey, ice and tea is one of my favorites off the album without a doubt. The riff is heavy, the song still feels like an alternative rock song but this time the guitar tone for me seemed like an old HIM song that’s mixed with a That’s the spirit era beat, lyrics and melody. It has the same feeling when I heard Happy Song for the first time but this one has a Throne-like chorus with the samples going instead of Oli’s voice. In the outro Oli goes crazy and lets out Count Your Blessings-era styled screams which definitely help the song appeal to older fans. It’s gonna be played at concerts for sure.

why you gotta kick me when i’m down, oh boy where do i begin. Imagine Post Malone writing a song for a no name alternative rock band. Add overdistorted guitars and a mumble rap beat and lyrics. You’re done, you get this song. It shifts genres so fast that it seems like Oli went from ‘Lil Sykes’ and back to himself a couple times in just 4 minutes. It’s not a terrible song but if you don’t like the style of modern soundcloud rappers and the whole mumble rap mixed with guitars thing you’re gonna hate this one. 

fresh bruises, after the mumble rap song the boys in the band were probably like: hmmm what’s the next popular thing in 2019 that has nothing to do with rock. That’s right:”lo-fi hiphop for sleeping and studying” radios. The lyrics are only 2 lines, the beat gets faster but it’s still boring, even for an interlude. Definitely the most forgettable song in the album.

mother tongue, is the last single before the album came out. It’s the most honest love song from Oli that he’s probably ever gonna write. For personal reasons right now I can relate to it but if you can’t, you’re gonna forget this song even after a couple of listens. It has a powerful chorus, a radio friendly pop beat, cute ass lyrics and the most important thing: it has the potential to infect the radio stations and get the band even more recognition. The chord progression is really popular, (has the same chords as Africa by Toto), the vocals (with the help of autotune) are great. It has the Follow You vibes all over again but here you get an impression of a happy Oli Sykes that is in a fulfilling relationship and has a stable mental state. This progression is really respectable even if you don’t like the song itself.

heavy metal is my most favorite track from the record. It’s basically a huge “fuck you” to the oldest fans who only play Medusa and Pray for Plagues on repeat to this day, 13 years after their release. It’s got that middle finger in the lyrics that makes you think: damn this band really wanted a change and nothing can stop them. The song made me feel like Meteora days Linkin Park once again because of its beatbox styled bridge and the dropped, heavy guitars. This song shows the new direction of the band once and for all: they wanna make all types of music for both new AND old fans (listen to the last couple of seconds for the Pray for Plagues style vocals from Oli) but still says that nope we’re not gonna change, we grew up, we still like our old songs but you’re not gonna hear them from us because we’re different people now. Big props to the band to be this brave and say: this shit ain’t heavy metal.

i don’t know what to say, the last song on the record for me seemed really off topic from the album until I read what it’s written about. It’s about a friend of Oli who passed away from cancer. Oli didn’t write a song posthomously but the lyrics make it seem like he did. The song itself would sound like an 80′s power ballad from a classic rock band for me if I wouldn’t notice Oli’s vocals and the modern drum beat at some places. It even has a damned guitar solo, an acoustic guitar throughout, and orchestra. (which again reminded me Oh No, the closing track of That’s The Spirit) The song is forgettable for me, even though the message is really touching and meaningful. For a closing track it’s good but since it’s really different from the rest of the album it seems that they only put this song on just to honor that friend that it’s written about.

The album is one of the weirdest concepts I’ve heard from any rock band since A Thousand Suns by Linkin Park. The band put their heart and soul in it, you can tell by the level of production. On some songs it’s really well executed, others seem cheap and boring. My summary is that old BMTH is dead, they’re still gonna play rock music as they did with their previous records but they’re gonna expand and experiment to other directions, making it as progressive as possible just to keep the music entertaining.

[062467]

Rammstein Tag Game!

Rules: - Tag the person who tagged you, so they know. - Put your answers under the questions. - Tag as many awesome people as you want. - Feel free to do it if you weren’t tagged! Here we go!

I don’t remember who I was tagged by, this draft post is like 3 years old i’m sorry haha

1. If you get a chance to take a photo with your favorite member, would you like them to smile, make an interesting pose, be serious or something else?

I would honestly love them to smile, there’s nothing more precious than them, six men who do pyro, sing about eating humans and generally seem badass and scary, smiling.

2. If you could choose only one of the previous live performances to go to, which one would you choose?

opening of the Mutter tour, or the one when they played Lied von der unruhevollen Jugend or Pet Sematary. honestly, i’d just blind pick one of these.

3. How old were you when Sehnsucht came out? (1997)

-3:) kill me now

4. Which era (their appearance/look) do you think was the best?

MUTTER, THE RED FLÄMIN HOT CHEETO TIPS. or just the general full-on fed hair thing. but Reise, Reise was also flaming hot.

5. What’s your desired relationship with Frau Schneider? (wife, mother, etc.)

I feel like she’d be this one annoying aunt, who you love despite them being irritating as shit. love me some Frau.

6. Which hairstyle suits each member the best in your opinion?

Paul: the long hair, doesn’t matter if blonde or brown Till: his Herzeleid hair or the silver-ish Sehnsucht Richard: spiky black, like Ich-Will-video level spiky black. but I live for richard in long-ish hair... Flake: blonde Oliver: hehe. no but seriously a full beard suits him. Schneider: I feel like now is my favorite Schneider era. that or either the Sehnsucht one.

7. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the best and why?

either Paul, because I’m a goofy mess, but can pose as intimidating, or Richard, because I’d constantly express my admiration for him. and he’d love that. on a serious note tho, I feel like we have some problems in common, as well as the supernatural thingy would be an interesting topic to tackle. idk, I’d do my best to get along with all of them.

8. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the least and why?

probably Flake, Oliver or Till. I heard that Flake is cranky and seems shy, same with Oli, I’m shy too, so idk if any conversation would ever take place haha. and with Till I’d simply be too damn scared to say a thing. so there’s that. basically we wouldn’t *dislike* each other, there would be barely any contact lol

9. Who of the members would you like to see singing with Till?

hell, maybe Ollie or Doom, just because I never heard them sing with him, I think.

10. Which band’s song would you wish to see as a cover by Rammstein?

idk, they always kinda surprised me with their cover choices and execution, so I wouldn’t like to change that, they’re doing a good job.

11. Who of the members would make the best dad?

something tells me that Schneider is a really caring dad.

12. If you got the chance to interview Rammstein, what would you ask them?

how do you pick you setlist? what qualifies a track to be an opener?

do you come up with stage and outfits concept yourself, or is it suggested by someone else?

what flavor of ice cream would you be?

what is your most vivid memory from your childhood?

which era is your favorite?

do you have a vision of a music video for a song that never got one? or a different vision than the music video it got?

I’d rather not write all of it here. not because they’re inappropriate or something, it’s just, I don’t even wanna start writing some of them, because I’m gonna cry lmao.

13. Would you consider of doing a nude scene in Rammstein’s music video? (just you appearing nude, nothing too nsfw)

I mean, if course I’d consider it. it would depend on my shape at the time and just on that probably. doing acts and nude scenes is, supposedly, very liberating and makes you more comfortable with yourself, so why not. and hey - I’d be in a Rammstein video haha. (I’d probably not like the way I look and hate myself a bit for doing the scene)

14. If you could remake a movie(s) so that the main role is played by one of the members, which movie(s) would you like to remake?

my favorite movies are always pretty tragic or scary as fuck for the main character, so idk if I’d like to see any of the members in such state.

15. Who of the members would make the best husband?

I will go with Flake or Ollie

16. You can put eyeliner on one of the members, who do you pick?

well, Richard, obviously, since he doesn’t seem to do it anymore (which should be considered a crime, he looks so good in eyeliner jeez).

17. Who of the members would make the creepiest uncle?

Till. all the way lmao. like, imagine him on family gatherings doing all the hips and tongue movements aaaa.

18. What do you think about the “Pussy” music video?

I love it, it’s so funny to me. when I watch it, it’s always a mixture of being a tad uncomfortable, turned on and giggly.

19. If you could travel somewhere with Rammstein and pick a destination, where would you go?

I’d go to the place where they had the whole creative process (and recording, I believe) of LIFAD or Mutter. I’d just like to kinda re-live it with them.

20. Who of the members would be the best to get drunk with?

I’d love to get hammered with Paulchen.

21. Could you sing Engel with Till in front of thousands?

hell yeah, this is one of the few songs I feel comfortable singing. I’d love to do that even more if it was done like on 2019 stadium tour, on the b-stage, only with piano and rest of the group humming. ahh.

22. With which member would you agree to swap clothes with and with which one would you definitely not?

if we’re talking personal style, Paul has some poppin outfits, from what I’ve seen, Richard and his shirts, however... I would just let him rock them:)

now if we’re talking stage outfits, I’d LOVE to switch with Richard (especially the fluffy coat), there’s not really a person I wouldn’t switch with, as long as they’re not topless haha.

23. Which of the members do you think would win in a stripping competition?

Richard.

24. Which of the following would you rather be?

- Rammstein’s manager - Rammstein’s make up artist 🙋🏻‍♀️ - Rammstein’s bodyguard

25. Which of the members would make the best best friend?

Paul.

26. Which Rammstein song do you skip on your shuffle? (There must be that one song you just don’t need at the moment)

Stirb nicht vor mir. I’m sorry but I rarely can stomach it. it’s a nice song in theory, but there’s just something about it that I can’t stand, maybe it’s the other artist’s voice, I don’t know.

27. What would you do if Paul made a bad joke about you? (With good intentions but slightly rude)

I’d laugh and pretend to be offended for a quick second haha

28. Who would you give a stuffed animal and who a leather thong for their birthday? XD

I’d give the animal to Flake and the thong to Till.

29. Are you concerned about anything that has to do with Rammstein?

I’m always scared for them tbh. oftentimes I’m just petrified at the thought of stage/pyro malfunction, I mean what they’re doing is some really dangerous stuff.

besides, I’m scared when I think that they won’t be here forever, sometimes I’m scared that they won’t be there when I’ll be in my 30s, so I’m grateful for every moment I can cherish them and their craft, for every minute at the shows.

30. Would you like to get a tattoo that refers to Rammstein?

yeah, I’d like a couple.

31. Would you pet Oliver’s head?

who tf wouldn’t like to?

32. Which position in Rammstein do you find the hardest to be? (for example: the frontman, drummer, bassist etc.)

probably frontman, lots and lots of pressure, most eyes are probably on them, they have to use most dangerous props and move a lot, so it takes a physical toll as well.

33. If you could have one of the members with you in school/work to protect you from evil, who would you take?

oh damn, that’s an interesting one. Richard, Is love to have him around.

34. If you were in one of the boys position, would you feel awkward or strange when you see your face on a giant poster?

of course, I’d hate it, probably. after sometime tho, I’d get used to it.

35. Would you Flake dance with Flake on stage?

if only I could dance like him haha, but I’d love to try!

36. Do you think any of the songs are underrated or overrated and why?

obviously I think Du hast is a tad overrated, as for underrated - Nebel, Adios, Hilf mir, Dalai Lama, just off the top of my head.

37. Who of the members would make the best breakfast?

I’m gonna go with Ollie, he’s so stoic and always in great shape.

38. Would you like them to make a song in your native language? (If they haven’t already)

hm, Till made an intro to polish edition of Sehnsucht and it was very sweet to hear it, but I don’t think so, no. if it was like in Ausländer, one or two words, sure, but I never want to get over the excitement of Till speaking Polish haha.

39. Which Rammstein couple combinations do you ship?

I don’t I mean I love all the sweet moments they share, but I get a bit uncomfortable when people make it out to be a bigger thing than it is. of course I love to joke around about their bromances, but it’s as far as it gets tbh.

40. Would you join Richard in his spray tanning hour?

I mean, damn, I love being pale-ish, but we’d have to be barely clothed while in there, right...?

RIGHT...?

41. What Rammstein possession are you most fond of? (merchandise, album or other)

probably the Völkerball photo album, I love it. I particularly like to go to the index and search for pictures from Poland, it makes me very emotional.

42. Favorite song performed live?

Heirate mich or Was ich liebe.

43. Would you dare to touch Frau Schneider’s hair?

I’d beg her to allow me to.

44. Rammstein with beard? Yes/No

yes, except from Richard and Flake.

45. Which of the members would be the best for playing video games with?

Paulie or Ollie.

46. Red haired Rammstein or blonde Rammstein?

oh shit oh fuck, I’m gonna go with blonde just because red tips Rammstein>redhead Rammstein.

47. Favorite interview with one or all Rammstein members?

Viva Jam 1998, still have a copy on my computer, it’s my first and favorite interview.

48. Would you Till hammer with Till on stage?

what are these questions, of course I would.

49. Your favorite feature in each member?

Paul: smile creases Schneider: smile! Flake: I love his whole face, it’s so calming Till: eyes and lips, can’t choose Oliver: his chest and him being a friggin giant Richard: tummy and lisp (I hope it can be considered a feature)

50. If you could write a letter to Rammstein what would you write?

some cheesy shit I will not share here.

I tag @amura @gay-pengy @beauty-at-matrix @naraism @followthecreeper

[ayahne]

Rules: 1. Post the rules 2. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. And tag 11 people

I’ve been tagged by THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE (SERIOUSLY GUYS) @ravnicawatchwolf : @peanutable AND @adelmortescryche .

Yall mad.

Imma answer all that under a cut !

Adel’s : 

1. What’s the fandom you return to the most often, no matter what?

The Hobbit ! What can i say, it’s an addictive fandom ^^"

2. Most preferred genre in media?

Police. They’re usually stupid enough i can work at the same time, but there’s some really nice shows i really like, like Lie To Me. 

I’d said fantasy, but good fantasy shows (to me) are rare to meet my (too high) quality criterias. Since i search for stupid police shows, i can browse a much broader pool.  I love comedy but i’m incredibly picky about humor. B99 & Psych are my two faves.

3. What’s most likely to turn you off of a ship - canonically or in fandom.

Lack of logic/chemistry. If there’s no reason for it, i’m not gonna be in :/

4. Your favorite game? Of any kind. (athletics, board games, video games, etc.)

I CANT CHOOSE. Probably a tie between WoW (ARTHAS, SYLVANAS !!!!!), Skyrim (DRAGOOOOOON), & AC : Ezio era (DESMOND, LEOOOOOO)...

5. Pet peeve in any creative medium

World of warcraft crossovers. Give me a characters from any other media i’m currently involved in and imma draw em in this year Tier Armor.

6. If there was one thing you could change about your favorite series, what would it be?

I have no favorite series, but uh..... DESMOND ISNT REALLY DEAD. DONT KILL DESMOND. LET DESMOND LIVE.

7. What’s most likely to get you hooked to a fandom? (source material/ the fics/ the people in it/ etc)

The people in it, and the creators (hrmhrmYuuriOnIce&Adelfrhmrhrmgrm). I usually get exposed to fan content BEFORE the source material (except some obvious cases, like Hobbit, Harry Potter...)

8. Favorite genre of music - or band/singer!

I HAVE NO FAVES BUT I REALLY LIKE ED SHEERAN and BigFlo&Oli. Both have really good texts and music.

9. Are you into cosplaying? Or attending cons?

YEP (even if cons are a new thing)

I did Desmond Miles, my night elf in wow, Zun (@blesstale) and Goth (@nekophy), Chara, and right now i’m preparing Riza Hawkeye !

10. If you had a superpower, what would it be?

Being a human TARDIS plz.

11. Dream holiday destination. Could be a real place or something fictional.

I want to go to Silvermoon !!!!!!

Wolfie’s : 

1)barks?

bork 2)favorite au

undertale i guess ? Mine XD 

I have so much fun with it, seriously. I’m done with the scenario, already started the first comic page. Can’t wait to publish it !

But i really like TC’s Endertale ! And Diesel-1997 au is just too pretty for words.

3)favorite charater and why

Desmond Miles because he’s got such a fucking tragic life, is basically not understood by the people in his life, used and reused like an object, and die for people that doesn’t even like him. So much feels. 

(And in UT, Chara. They’re.... there’s so much to be said about them. i love em. and watching trivia videos about them ^^) 4)hobbys?

art, cosplay, music, vg.... when i have the time ^^" 5)sleeping hours?

what is sleep

(5AM-8AM) 6)how have been your day i hope you had a majestic day xD 

I’m in Science History and i have my period i’m dying so majestic IS NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE BUT TY 7) leeeeeeeeroy jeeeeeekins or do it like a rogue?? 

Rogue XD 8)if you had to pick a weapon and a fighting stance what it wound be and why??? Either a tanto or a Bo. I’ve been trained to use them and i’m quite good at it (the Bo more than the Tanto). And a defensive stance, cause i hate to fight. I’ve learned martial arts because i love the philosophy behind it (Aikido is a pacifist martial art. Karate not so much, but is taught me how to take a punch XD) 9)tell me a sercet ((10+point if you get a not at all obvious refence)) THE CAKE IS A LIE 10) favorite drink ((it can be water or beer or tea or anything ))

B L A C K  T E A 11)who you will tag???

No one XD I’m too shy to tag :/

Peanut’s : 

1- What’s your favorite mythical creature?

My patriotism wants to answer the Dahu, my mind wants to say the angels, but my heart is choosing a SHTRIGA.

2- What do you like to cook?

Indian food, atm, and cakes ! 

3- Is there something (like a show, game, book, toy, ect.) you used to like a lot when you were younger but now realize how bad or stupid it was?

a lot of fanfictions, more than books, but i had the entire Tara Duncan collection and... no, just save me.

I’m happy Toby Lolness, and Pierre Bottero’s and Walter Moers’s books stayed as good as i remember them = D

4- Your favorite ice-cream flavour?

Amarena ! 

5- Have you ever traveled in another country?

Switzerland, Spain, Germany only ^^" i can’t count Switzerland as another country, not really tho... imma go to italia soon, but that’s the same basically XD  

6- Any cool or nice dream you made?

Once, i dreamt that all my video game characters (Wow avatars, the Dovahkin, Ezio, Altair & Desmond, all those guys and some others) were waiting for me to play with them and they cried and reprimmended me cause i wasn’t playing with them enough, and i left them in this black emptiness in the meanwhile

7- Who is your favorite Disney princess?

Mulan.

8- If you could time travel, WHEN would you go?

Proooobably visiting Leonardo Da Vinci because the AC games killed me.

9- Is there something that makes you laugh every time?

Some vines, Psych, B99...

10- Do you like horror movies?

Depends. I’m not a fan of jumpscare and gore but i love psychological horror ! 

11- ANIME IS REAL RIGHT?????

OF COURSE MY DEAR