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#no i cant sleep
mintaikk · 2 years
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That feeling when someone interrupts you in the middle of your daydreaming. Like, no. Idk where the remote is. Now let me go back to pacing around in a circle to the same song I've been listening to in repeat for 3 hours.
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eastgaysian · 1 year
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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
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edit: ^ the animal
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doctormori · 1 month
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the devil made me do it
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canonkiller · 1 year
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so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love
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ladywhistleballs · 4 months
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This is exactly how I picture them after colin and pen married 😂
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snsl7jr-and-d3er · 5 months
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I need to release myself from my meat shell once a month....like that just sounds relaxing and carefree yknow :3
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bu99erfly · 12 days
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MEGAN THEE STALLION Host, Performer and Winner at VMAs 2024
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wild-moss-art · 1 year
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I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don't even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like "heyyy there's our lawyer with no conscience!" and my character is like "well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?" and that's how we started the ace attorney plotline
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hinamie · 1 month
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9 / 266
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sunlit-mess · 3 months
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Hell's Greatest Dad(s)
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rapidhighway · 2 months
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more.
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eelo · 1 year
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groovyangelkisses · 27 days
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logan is the type of boyfriend to rub & softly scratch your back on nights where you can't sleep :(
even if he's falling asleep! you're laying on your tummy, tossing & turning and whining in frustration, and logan (snoring and also laying on his belly) puffs his lips and turns his head to face you sympathetically. his eyes are still closed when he reaches his big,warm arm up from under the blankets to rest on your back <3
"you gotta sleep babydoll. close your eyes, i gotcha... i gotcha, kid" cooing at you in an attempt to lull you to sleep & rubbing soft circles with the center of his huge, warm palm :((
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odysseys-blood · 7 months
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so officers can unload 3 full mags into a black woman's house over an alleged robbery sighting (it was her own home), shoot her 5 times (remember breonna taylor? we're not safe even at home) and the only consequence they face is administrative leave (they shot at her in her goddamn home over speculation.)
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lobstersoup · 4 months
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BAHHHHH
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gorps · 4 months
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Rememer when the Cuban Revolution happened and they destroyed all the hospitals and the life expectancy increased by 4 years while the revolution was happening and caught up to Denmark's life expectancy in the following 10 years. It was wild how everyone in Cuba died from no medicine but the life expectancy kept shooting up dramatically. The concept of "importing medicine" ceased to exist during the revolution which caused the hospital and medicine factory explosions to completely wipe out Cuba's access to any medication at all. because revolution is when you burn the entire country to the ground and suddenly the government is different.
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