#no mcyt's named in this post

[condorclaw]

I have not watched any of Secret Life yet

[give-grian-rights]

jimmy solidarity. if you even care

[maigetheplatypus57]

I WAS JOKING???

[boygirlctommy]

OKAY! OKAY THERE WAS A LOT MORE INTEREST THAN I THOUGHT THERED BE!! so here is the DREAM SMP IN SEA MAJOR MAP!!!! 

This is a Multi Animator Project to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the Dream SMP! 

Not an animator? That’s great! I think it’d be fun to have a mix of animation, drawings, cosplay, scenes reenacted using little figurines, whatever you’ve got! What better way to celebrate than showcasing all different kinds of art together :D Don’t worry about your skill level, just apply! 

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[floweroflaurelin]

I was really sick for a while but I’m catching up on minecraft SOS and as a warmup I painted Sausage’s Monolith build! Feels good to just sit down and bang something out in an hour again 💪

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Uh may I request pixel art of Gem and Pearl? okay bye!

Murder camel murder camel murder camel-

[ghostly-groves]

Hear me out

It would be funny I promise (og post)

[z0mbiew00d]

Life series text post memes but this time it’s BigB edition

[uzumaki-is-empty-head]

Goldenlaurals enjoyers....... I come bearing gifts

[savviathan]

I saw a post this morning about guessing the hermits names, and decided to give my friend who knows NO mcyt* a Guess That Hermit! quiz.

[aviangrian]

boat boys on different teams that means one of them is going to win battle box and the other will complain about it for five minutes straight. can’t wait!

[maigetheplatypus57]

Hey guys is this anything

[sillyfairygarden]

put her on the front cover, they’ll sing for a crowd

[locusfandomtime]

my favourite headcanon when dealing with whatever the hell mcyt’s names are is that everyone just has a fucking universe assigned string of characters (the username) which everyone knows and is what the universe calls you by, but serves no actual functional purpose by itself

in society, the username is used as the legal name because its convenient - at any given point a username is unique to one person and you can easily identify someone by username

but obviously, the username is random and as a casual name it may not work - “Grian” is a fine name but “BdoubleO100” is a nightmare to say, so people develop nicknames based off these. some people go as far to have nicknames completely divorced from their username - e.g. “Jimmy” for “SolidarityGaming”

usernames probably bring up a lot of questions. they seem random, not affected by environmental or genetic factors in any discernible way. they’re more likely to contain words - or things that are kind of like words - than a truly random string of letters. I imagine there being a lot of meaning ascribed to them - like certain numbers symbolising certain things or certain words detailing something for your future. example: people with “7” in their name are more serious (supposedly. it’s kind of equivalent to our zodiac signs. belief varies)

I like to think about all the implications of this naming system. xB off-handedly said that Joel’s username is “SmallishBeans” so he’ll only be calling him “Beans” and not “Joel”, does this imply that some people believe your nickname must be derived by your username and consider nicknames that aren’t illegitimate? what about people that want to change their username? there’d be less name changes than our world (since names aren’t family or gender related) but it’s certainly possible (as you change the username of your minecraft account), but is there a stigma against it? rejecting the very name the universe gave you? are “rare” names (such as with small character count or palindrome etc) considered lucky or unusual?

(using the term “nickname” for ease of understanding because that’s our closest equivalent but in-universe this isn’t really what they are. better term “casual name”? “nickname” implies it isn’t your real name or is a cute shortening, whilst this would definitely be considered your name, just one of two types)

i just have… thoughts.

[milo-media]

Boy gone ROGUE!! His boobs are OUT!!!

[jeena-says-hi]

Scar and Grian: