#nomads tales and audios

[palilious]

Haven you can't call your bf gay that's not how you flirt

[jacks347]

Would the listeners survive a zombie apocalypse? (In my slightly sarcastic, completely subjective opinion)

Idk man, I'm bored and got time to kill in church so here we are

(Tagging this is going to be a nightmare-)

(Edit from the future: It was. It really was.)

Redacted:

For sake of my sanity this isn't all the listeners, just the ones I'm still actively keeping up with (I'll get to the others...eventually)

Angel - Solid maybe. Out of all the unempowereds, definitely has one of the highest chances. But it would take an extreme streak of luck.

Babe - No...I'm sorry but no. Would be like one of those extras that you see eaten in the first minute of a horror movie.

Sweetheart - Probably. Can a zombie detect someone invisible? Sweetheart is smart enough to survive, they'll be fine.

Darlin - Yes if they have Sam to hold them back from sacrificing themself for the "greater good". No if they're left completely to their own devices.

Lovely - Depends on the version. Pre Adam, no. Pre Inversion, maybe? Post Inversion, definitely. Hard to die to a zombie apocalypse when you're a) already dead and b) literally immortal.

Treasure - Okay, I know Treasure is the newest addition to the roster and we haven't had a lot of time to see their personality develop but as of now? Yeah...no.

Freelancer - They'll do it on -3 hours of sleep simply out of spite. Freelancer has been through enough, they're just tired. They'd survive but begrudgingly.

Honey - Honey would survive out of spite and spite alone. Would definitely have that baseball bat from The Walking Dead.

GBA:

Guardian - ...you're kidding, right?

Darling - Yeah...no. Soft bby would never.

Faithful - Possibly? That stubborn attitude and medical abilities would help but has absolutely no combat training so ehhhhh, it depends.

Paradise - If she can break a pirate crew out of space Fort Knox and wrangle Yargwynn, a zombie apocalypse is pocket change. Paradise would own an apocalypse.

Partner - I swear I'll stop bullying the new additions. Once they're worth not bullying. The man made the zombie apocalypse, I guess we're gonna find out if he survives won't we? I'm not hopeful though.

Escaped:

Asset - No one in ATW even knows how to do basic math, the only way any of them survive is through sheer force of which they might actually be successful. So maybe.

Raven - Yes but she would have a mental breakdown about it so she would not be the same on the other side.

Slash - ...seriously?

Guest - Hm, a trained vampire slayer in a zombie apocalypse, I wonder what would happen! Obviously she'd be fine.

Intern - Entirely dependent on who they're trying to keep alive. If it's just them, probably. If it's them and the rest of their merry band of misfits, no.

Future Wife - You're funny. RIP my girl, no one will know her husband broke the fuckin timeline for some pancakes.

Agent Schäfer - Once the shock and panic wore off, yeah she'd be fine. Hope she doesn't get eaten during that freeze.

("Where's Lass?" When Desmond returns for more than five minutes, come talk to me about listening to Blue Infinity)

Nomad:

Pack Mom - Definitely. We already know she's a deadly shot and wasn't afraid to shoot a living person, a dead one would be fine. She will be perfectly fine.

Lass - Yes. Not with as much overwhelming power as Pack Mom but she'd get through it. I mean...she has formal sword training, I think she'd do okay.

Little One - Probably not. Out of the original Frosthaven romances, they are the least likely to survive. They'd put up a good fight though.

Lamb - Yes and no. Physically, she'd be just fine. Mentally, I don't know if she could do it. Slipping back into that killer mindset might just drag her under.

Chester's mate - Probably not. Out of all the new Frosthaven romances, they're the most average. They'd try though.

Harlow's roommate - No. I love them but no. Not our slightly stupid boat captain.

Caltraxus' TA - Yes and they'd hate it every step of the way. Would survive completely hungover if that was an option.

The Doctor - Probably? If not by her own merit then definitely through someone else cause everyone needs a doctor in the apocalypse.

Beau's mate - Yes. Literally fought a bear once. She will be just fine.

(The lack of fandom names for Nomad's listeners saddens me greatly. And also makes my work so much harder)

This was so dumb but I had fun so :P

[darlin-collins]

hot take: the main reason why nomads tales and audios' channel doesn't get the attention it deserves, is that the videos are not organized into playlists

[teddybasmanov]

It's werewolf Wednesday, baby!

[smilinlemon]

I'm queer but if any of my silly voice men showed up, I'd kiss them in a MILLISECOND

[nerodivergentgrimreaper]

Hey there, are you a redacted fan who enjoys a more narrative audio experience and are looking to expand to other creators?

Well here are a few of my favorites! (Feel free to add ones I’ve missed)

- Nomads Tales and Audios (multiple narrative storylines that revolve around supernatural creatures and folklore)

- yurrivoice (both narrative and stand alone audios that revolve around both OC’s and multiple characters from different fandoms)

- CastleAudio (multiple narrative story lines that revolve around an original world with magic/ supernatural characters)

- DesmondASMR (multiple narrative story lines that revolve around an original world with original characters)

-ZsakuVA (both narrative and stand alone audios that revolve around original characters)

[beewithknee]

hey y’all, in case it wasn’t fucking clear:

DONT COME INTO CREATORS ASKS AND TELL THEM THEY SHOULD BE USING AI

i don’t care if it “does the same thing in half the time” bc it doesn’t. it could never. it will never.

so don’t be shocked when i, and other creators, get mad at the insinuation that our works of fiction could easily be replicated -and outdone- by a machine.

especially when they’ve done nothing to warrant or even open that line of discussion. if you wanna debate the ethical, moral, and economic implications of the continuous use of AI ‘writers’; my inbox is open.

if you’re gonna be a pretentious dickwad, kindly fuck off <3

thanks so much for your time,

- your local AI-hating bee :D

[crazycatlady1982]

please help get this to 10k

scythe audio has posted a new video called cyberpunk which is only at 5.9k right to get it out of the void we need to have 10k views by the end of the month. So please watch then share the video with yours friends

we only have a few hours please

all you have to do is watch a few minutes

[palilious]

Chester wanted to decorate the turning spot

[xdolls-crownx]

SAKU’S HERE TOO!?

FUCK-

[piffany666]

Should I get into Nomads Tails and Audios? I hear its good and it wouldn't be the first time I've listened to an entire series just because of @palilious artwork

It would be the 3rd....

But SHOULD I?

[samuraihighwayman]

Are you telling me that Nomad has 1 M4M series and its the FUCKER TRYING TO KILL ALL MY OTHER GOOD BOYS?!?

[teddybasmanov]

What's up with Nomad and all the assholes living in Boston?

[skunkox]

Started listening through Mitch's story through Nomads Tales and Audios. Him comforting the listener after the roommate situation is hella funny. His humming and shooshing is something I can't take seriously. Like, I'm here imagining Lamb actually burting out into snotty laughter just for him to shoosh them again.

Love this shit.

How's everyone's day?

[dormienschas]

I'm seeing a bunch of character hate recently.

Like bro...is that really fucking necessary??

We get that you don't like certain characters. You do you boo. However, when voicing out your opinions and shit on why you don't like that character towards other people who do like those characters is fucking rude. Not every character is gonna fit your standards because it's not your characters. Let me repeat. THEY'RE NOT YOUR CHARACTERS. They belong to the creator and the creator can do whatever tf they want with their characters. WE ARE HERE FOR THE RIDE not to write alongside the creator. JUST THE RIDE. You are not obligated to buy a ticket for this Rollercoaster, alright, you ding dongs?

So how about we all like what we wanna like and not put others AND the creator down for liking/creating certain characters that don't fit YOUR opinionated standards. Alright? Alright.

Now, fucking hydrate and eat some god damn food.