#non lore ask

[dunmeshistash]

is there a canon explanation for why chimera falin doesn't really talk very much? i thought i saw that somewhere, something about her windpipe being constrained? but i can't remember it and it might have been a headcanon

Yes

Seems like Falin even before didn't talk much tho, I only noticed after I saw people mentioning but she doesn't speak in this extra

[ask-the-pioneer]

do you remember your father?? i mean, if you remember having one as a pup

"My other parent...?"

"I don't remember them... him... at all. I'm sorry." She says as if apologizing to herself. "Mom would never talk about him, and I was too young to even understand you need a mate to have pups, or that slugcats form colonies."

Marbles is lost in her thoughts again. You keep asking questions, and it unearths some of her long forgotten memories.

"There was this one time... me, my sibling, and mom, we got to observe a big noodlefly nest. I saw their delicious eggs hanging from the ceiling for the first time. When I asked mom about it, she explained that when two noots pair up, they lay their eggs in safe places so they could hatch. Little baby noodles attach to the parent's tail for safety. «Like slugcats!», she said. So, of course my tiny child mind pressed on. «Do slugpups hatch from eggs? Can I lay an egg? Can I eat egg? Was I a good egg?». Mom put up with my nonsense, I think she found it funny... until my brilliant child brain connected the dots, and asked «if I'm an egg, then who did she make me with». She hesitated, and the brief silence mixed with the look on her face is what seared that moment into my mind. «...With your father, of course. But, he's gone. Let's go get something to eat now. You want a blue fruit? I think we can get some of them down the pipe over there...», Mom blurted out as she took my hand in hers. I followed with «Why?», but she pretended not to hear it. In the end, my mind was quickly distracted from asking any more awkward questions by the promise of a tasty meal. I can't remember any other time my second parent was brought up again..."

[agdreamtale]

[ LORE VIDEO ] warning: flashing + eyestrain

Dust voiced by @blanksceneva

captions by @neotxnic

this was a crazy one

[charliemwrites]

Can we get some horny headcanons for Saint?👀

You said they're big as fuck and I wanna know how he'd react to a smaller omega (fem) in the pack during his rut🤭

Hiya! I’m gonna use they/them and be vague about genitalia to preserve some of the lovely ambiguity of Saint’s vibe.

But Saint’s a virile Alpha through and through, with a pack of high-energy Omegas so they are horny. These aren’t just headcanons, these are canon canon :)

- kissing their jaw/chin instantly gets them going, esp if it’s messy. They make a noise that’s not quite a purr, not quite a growl. Not all Alphas make that noise, but Saint does. They get all narrow-eyed and relaxed, rolling their hips.

- omegas on top are their favorite position, they love watching their pack take what they need while they coo and praise them

- free use kink, esp for omegas in heat and pre-heat. They secretly love doing something else while their omega gets off, listening to them chirp and purr for attention while they have a conversation or fill out forms. Until their omega gets that’s sweet needy, demanding edge and saint gives them all the attention they could possibly handle.

- it’s a crass term that saint would never use, but “bitching” another alpha is a secret fantasy. They’re a bit ashamed of it, so they only ever really use it as fantasy material during pre-rut and rut, when their inhibitions are lower.

- their scent glands aren’t actually as sensitive as one might expect (due to applying neutralizer so often) so biting down on it, even without drawing blood, will have them moaning and getting close. Being a little rough with them in general is hot, they love scratches and bites and bruises, it’s what they’re built for

- soft dom. Loves to praise. Loves to gently correct. Coos and churrs and purrs while you’re falling apart, holding you close while you cling and murmuring sweet filth in your ear, subharmonics in every word. “I know, I know. It’s a lot but you’re taking it all so well. I knew you would, sweet omega. You can cry if you need to, I know you’re overwhelmed.”

[meirimerens]

don't remember when where or how I read an interrogation about how blood could still be given to the earth and that human sacrifices would be needed to keep the herbs growing (likely paraphrasing because as mentioned above i don't rember💀) but I've always thought [regardless of if the narrative is based enough to mean it] that

menstrual blood. evident to me at least.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

assuming that's Tate in the doodle for your latest ask, I gotta know, is Fiddleford's family living in Gravity Falls with him now? Is his wife still going to leave him? Is he still going to make the Shame-Bot and destroy all those cities and start a cult? Would be funny if he still started a cult anyway, like it was fate or something

It's Tate! They are childhood besties! (Bill and Fiddleford haaaaaate that. Ford and Emma-May think it's adorable)

(^ terribly rough sketch, alas. late teen/early adultish)

I haaaaaven't worked out the full timeline yet, but yeah, I think Fidds was always destined for cults and death-bots lol

[cubbihue]

To Peri and Jordan, it might he better at looking into making Dev a Fairy. I mean, he's a neglected kid so desperate for fatherly love that he TEAMED UP with Anti Faries, and nearly mamaged to take over Fairy World completely just for a chance that his father would love him.

There's no telling that a Anti Fairy might try going after him again, and use him again, and have the events repeat. Least as a Fairy Dev could be monitored more. He's arguably a unique case like Timmy is; if not one that can warrant more danger if not careful. (Plus I don't think the memory spell worked on him considering he always wears sunglasses)

Despite your pleas, your ask has gone unanswered.

We can't be spoiling the future to our dear itty bitties! That'd be just so rude!!! No, no we can't have that! Not when the future is already set in stone!! Not when it's unavoidable! Not when the consequences must come to pass and pass they shall!!

Soon, Dev will attempt to take over Fairyworld. He will have his memories wiped. The human world will forget about Fairies. And someone will have to bear responsibility for it.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[scabplucker]

i hope that the light will hit you

[uas-art]

On my hands and knees begging for some Dr Sozonius

Pleeeeeaaaaaaaaseee

I present thee, fair anon, some aged, and not so aged, Dr. Sozonuises. Please enjoy your meal.

Also, don't ask about where his second arms went as a follower. I don't have a good lore answer other than *shrug*

[kabr0ztrousers]

Fem reader x masc angel? He sent to protect and attend to her every need. After a long day she asks him to do a massage and he is very thorough and very hands on. Would also appreciate lots of praise and body worship.

Kabr0z Writes episode 106: Guardian Angel

Find the rest of the Kabr0z Writes anthology here!

There's an AO3!

CWs: receiving cunnilingus; enthusiastic consent; gentle cosmic horror

A/N: finishing a little later tonight! Also wound up making some more angels/demons lore.

Have fun!

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When an actual angel came down to live with you, you were confused at first. The novelty of having a roommate with a fourteen-foot wingspan never really wore off, and as roomies went he was ideal. Never playing music too loudly, never throwing parties, the guy never even preached at you, which you had really worried he would when he came down from literal capital-H Heaven to meet you. Who'd have guessed they have Craigslist up there?

Samuel, for all of his great qualities, was bloody awful at keeping a secret. At least, not ones that are about himself. Within a week of him moving in, you knew exactly why he was on Earth, exactly what his job was in Heaven, the works. You weren't even trying to pry, you gave him a glass of cheap wine to celebrate him finishing unpacking and he blurted it all out before he'd got halfway through it. From what you understood, he was the Angel equivalent of an HR rep in search of a low ranking archival clerk who's gone missing. You'd helped him scour the net for references to the wayward angel's name, Oriniel, but found nothing. He couldn't return home without a positive result that he either was or wasn't on Earth, so you helped set up Google alerts, set up a website and even a social media group or two asking for leads. If this Oriniel person was anywhere, you'd get a ping sooner or later.

Until then, he was happy to stay at your home. Turns out angels have a support network for ground operations on Earth, so he was able to help with rent and utilities, and your internet has never been better since he blessed the router. The printer hated him though, and always smoked concerningly when he entered the same room as it. Plus you were damn sure he fancied you.

You couldn't be certain, of course. He wasn't exactly proclaiming it from the rooftops, but every so often you'd come home to a freshly made bed, a box of still-warm pastries, a beautiful poem written about "nobody in particular". The guy flirted like Mr. Darcy, if Mr. Darcy had never actually flirted with anyone before in his life.

One day you got home from work, rubbing aching shoulders and wishing paracetamol lasted longer, you threw your keys into the bowl by the door and collapsed, face first into the sofa. Samuel followed you into the room, moving silently as he always did "Tough day?"

You groaned into the cushions

"Here, let me help" He guided you into a seated position, taking his place behind you as he rubbed your shoulders through your shirt.

You grunted as his thumbs worked at your knotted muscles, rolling your neck to work the tense sinew. A devilish thought crossed your mind. You started to unbutton yourself, subtly working down your front until your shirt hung open, held in place by your hands "Why don't you get some of my moisturising cream? The one in the big bottle" Moisturising cream. That's what the bottle called it, but the thin, slick, oily cream had a dozen uses a reputable cosmetics brand wouldn't advertise. Samuel turned to fetch the bottle from under the coffee table, and you made your move. Your shirt came off first, already unfastened and ready, next you unclipped your bra and threw both garments across the room, landing in the laundry basket.

Samuel turned back to you and paused. Maybe he hadn't twigged when you asked him to get the cream, but he didn't seem to be expecting to see you topless in front of him. You giggled "Come on, it's not like you can see anything back there"

He cleared his throat, you felt him start to smear the cream onto your skin, pressing into your shoulders and back with his fingertips.

"You have such lovely skin, you know?"

You paused a second, was he actually about to admit it?

"And beautiful hair, and your eyes... Your eyes! I could lose myself in them" he wasn't stopping "When you sing while you're doing your chores, even when you lose your temper at the printer" he laughed "You light up the room. Do you realise?"

You hadn't realised "You're not so bad yourself, you know"

He sighed "It would never work. I can never have... Relations."

You raised an eyebrow "Why? Is it a lack of... Equipment?"

Another sigh "No, not that. Angels have genilalia just like humans, but if we ever use them, we fall. As a demon, I would simply take you. Use you as I pleased. I wouldn't want that"

Fuck. You think you might. Although, you don't want to completely betray Samuel's wishes "So you can't be with me because you can't use your dick without becoming a demon?"

"If an angel experiences orgasm, they fall. It's like a snake eating live food, they can never go back"

You pondered a while, in near silence, broken only occasionally by his fingers pressing into a knot and making you squirm

"Do you get... Urges?"

"No, our love is romantic rather than sexual, but you humans are more... Carnal"

A plan brewed in your mind. You couldn't be together because he's worried he wouldn't be able to satisfy you? You grinned. For a being literally as old as Creation he was remarkably naïve "There's more ways to satisfy me than that. What if I told you how to do it without even taking your pants off?"

He stopped. One hand rested on your waist "go on"

You took his hand, guiding it around you until it rested on your crotch "You can use your fingers," you turned your head, leaning back to face him "and your mouth"

Stretched backwards, one hand holding his to your crotch, the other reaching behind you to his head, you kissed him.

The kiss of an angel is like nothing else. Somewhere between the smell of roses on a summer's day, the reflection of the sunset across a still pond, and the static in the air before a lightning storm. The feeling of something ancient, powerful, yet kind and trusting. As if a puppy were crossed with a black hole. He was multitudes, and singularity. Mystery and understanding. He should not be, and yet here he was, as real as the house around you.

You pulled away before you fell deeper. There's time for that later. You stood, holding his hand, your tits on full display for him now. "Come to bed, I'm sure you'll be a natural"

You led him to your room, slipping off your jeans and underwear before removing his cassock. You left his undies on, a tight pair of white briefs leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. Not that there was much there, but if he wasn't going to ever use it, why would he need much of one?

You sat on the edge of your bed "kneel down"

He did, and you spread your legs. More of those electrical kisses sparked along your thighs, alternating left and right, getting closer to your pussy as his hands stroked the skin on the tops. A quick kiss on your mons and he started focusing in.

He moved like a master. Starting slowly, smelling the skin around your crotch, gently kissing the soft skin around your outer lips, murmuring about how good it looked, how wonderful you smell.

A finger brushed your lips. You felt it as it spread a thin layer of wetness over the exterior which Samuel lick up.

His tongue lingered on the outside before dipping into you, tasting your juices as they flowed freely. His tongue was just as electric as the rest of him. Tiny shocks fluttered up you as he licked between your labia, buzzing, sparking nibbles on each lip and great arcing thunderbolts of pleasure as he tongued your hole. By the time a finger came back to you with your opening so he could focus your clit, you were already a whining, leaking mess, your soaking cunt leaving a damp spot on the bed below you as it valiantly fought to absorb your juices as fast as you were making them. His fingertips were like licking a 9v battery. Your legs jerked as they eased inside. You body fell back, twitching and whimpering. By the time they were at the second joint, you couldn't make words, by the knuckle, you couldn't make sounds. He fingered you without technique, just gently easing then in and out as his divine tongue worked your clit. Rolling circles around it it drove you closer and closer.

"Please, please let me cum" the words somehow came out, wavy and half moaned

He obliged. A gently kiss on your clit. All the power and precision of an angel's kiss unleashed itself on your cunt. It felt like a dozen at once. Your whole body arched, legs shaking so hard you kicked the floor, back flexing and twisting, you held yourself in whitening grips. Samuel stood over you, watching over you as you blacked out. The last words you heard, filtering through the pounding of your heart and the groaning-moaning-screaming of what your body just went through

"Maybe we can make this work"

Damn. You think?

[moeblob]

Merry, who I made for an AU, in another AU for a buddy.

[saym0-0]

thinking about a wider-mcyt like. death network. like their are several reapers/gods that all watch over/take care of different aspects of death. kristin is in charge of permadeaths (hardcore/limited lives servers), zed(eath) is in charge of like. a few respawnable worlds- not all of them because i imagine with there being so many more of them and them each having so many more deaths its a big responsibility. pix works part time with just the one world (empires). i don't actually watch that many smps and it seems a common enough trope so if theres anyone else from another smp that would fit feel free to add on :D

they're all coworkers.

[spicyraeman]

taash just said something so cringe i legitimately had to alt tab and take a minute holy fuck

[charliemwrites]

Just something I was curious about. How does Saint act around pups? Or people he would consider a pup? Both alpha and omega pups that are maybe still a bit too young, a teen or just out of their teen years.

Would he ever fight with a pup if they did something wrong, or tried to go against him in any way? Maybe a pup is trying to flirt with him with those 'puppy love' crushes younger people sometimes have on older people and he would just find it cute?

How do you think he would react to pups and these type of scenarios?

(Your writing is amazing, btw)

Hi hi!

So there’s biological pups and then there are social pups. Biologically speaking, a pup’s dynamic is specified a little after puberty starts, like 1-2 years. Socially, a pup is a pup until the legal age of adulthood, just like minors are minors until adulthood regardless of puberty. Before their dynamic is specified (they present) they just kinda smell like Baby.

Saint loves pups. That fiercely protective alpha instinct shines through especially because it’s one of the few alpha instincts that counseling and specialty schools lean heavily into. Pups are to be Protected and that’s what an Alpha is for.

They probably have a tendency to be more lenient with Omega pups than alpha pups. That’s just the way they were raised and taught, and as an alpha, they might be uncomfortable correcting Omega behavior for little things like they would an Alpha.

Saint is never going to fight/harm/submit a pup even if they’re misbehaving, breaking rules, or actively defying them. If they start to lose their temper, they’re leaving the situation. Younger Alphas don’t necessarily equate to pup though. So if a younger but mature alpha decided to challenge them or act up, they would be sure to put them in their place.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Hi, i just learned about the niblings Pyramid Steve AU and i love it but now i have so many questions. that i am going to dump here now lol. Is Bill jealous that Pyramid Steve can access both the mindscape and the physical world? I like to imagine that he was born like Athena from Greek Mythology since he was created in a dream. Or maybe does it not work that way, it's like Looney Tunes rules where anything can happen just as long as it's funny lol? Is Pyramid Steve existing in the physical world more of a motivator for Bill to demand that Ford finish the portal asap? If Ford learns about the original purpose of the portal, will he think that Bill made Pyramid Steve as a manipulation tactic? Would he be emotionally devastated, thinking poor Pyramid Steve was given life because he was merely a pawn in his sick father's mind games, and try to protect Pyramid Steve from Bill, not accepting Bill's insistence that he is just as confused as Ford? Or would he think that Pyramid Steve is "in on it" with Bill? If something goes down like what happens in canon, who is taking Pyramid Steve in the divorce? 😂

eeeee, a fan! I'm glad you like it! my au tag is the: non euclidean geometry au search it up on my tumblr for a bunch more silly little comics <3 the nibling comic is where I started actually really thinking and adding continuity, so some of this is wobbly/subject to change:

Is Bill jealous that Pyramid Steve can access both the mindscape and the physical world?

A little bit! Also very proud, because LOOK how ADVANCED his baby is!!! Obviously the BEST BABY! (Oh, your's can sit up on it's own? what cute little accomplishment there, you must be so proud)

I like to imagine that he was born like Athena from Greek Mythology since he was created in a dream. Or maybe does it not work that way, it's like Looney Tunes rules where anything can happen just as long as it's funny lol?

A bit of both! They aren't exactly sure how Pyramid Steve was made, since he popped up right after karaoke night and memories are... hazy lol

Is Pyramid Steve existing in the physical world more of a motivator for Bill to demand that Ford finish the portal asap?

Yes, absolutely! You can't separate family!

(also having a baby around is making Bill much more tired/slip up about what's really going on/change his plans for the benefit of his family, so the result of opening portal is bit less end-of-the-worldy. probably)

If Ford learns about the original purpose of the portal, will he think that Bill made Pyramid Steve as a manipulation tactic? Would he be emotionally devastated, thinking poor Pyramid Steve was given life because he was merely a pawn in his sick father's mind games, and try to protect Pyramid Steve from Bill, not accepting Bill's insistence that he is just as confused as Ford? Or would he think that Pyramid Steve is "in on it" with Bill?

lol, well you see, this Ford is slowly coming to realize that his Bill is not actually a Muse of Knowledge but is in fact just some guy. A smart but so, SO stupid guy with a lot of issues. It's more like the horror of finding out the guy you are seriously dating has been faking his entire resume, but has been real with you, emotionally. Just not about his job or his background or his initial intentions and oh god, he's dating a stan-type conman. And the conman fell for his mark.... Is his life some sick hallmark movie?? (They love each other and will work it out)

but IF this AU went the darker paranoia/betrayal route like in canon, Ford wouldn't think Pyramid Steve's in on it (because Ford is paranoid but he can recognize that PS is just an innocent baby). Ford would be utterly gutted at being 'baby-trapped' and pretty resistant to listening to Bill about the situation at all, because Ford is a pretty unforgiving guy prone to dramatic grudges, especially once he learns you lied to him.

If something goes down like what happens in canon, who is taking Pyramid Steve in the divorce? 😂

;-; oh, that be a tough one!

Bill is much more powerful, but Ford is scrappy and determined!

IF this AU went the paranoia/betrayal route like in canon, and Bill has Pyramid Steve, Ford will stop at nothing to get him back/kill Bill. If Ford has Pyramid Steve, Bill would be a thousand times more desperate to escape the Nightmare Realm and get them BOTH back/on Bill's side.

(ps, i welcome anyone else playing with these setups, just link me so i can enjoy them too <3)

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

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i am normal about killerswap henry .

so am i