#non-bot post

[giigil]

YAAAAALLL TOKYO DEBUNKER AS A GAME IS SHIT, BUT I LIKE THE STORY--IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR ANY KAITO, LUCAS, OR SHO BOTS LMK OKAY? OKAY

i already made a kaito bot

edit: I FUCKING LOVE ALAN MIDO TOOOOO. HIS HEADPATS I LIVE FOR AHSHSHSH

[honkai-news-network]

Honkai Impact v7.3 - Senadina Voicelines, and Emotes

https://www.miyoushe.com/bh3/article/48473611

Emotes: https://imgur.com/a/HSmKd9o

#HonkaiImpact3rd #HonkaiImpact3rdPart2 #DreamseekingVoyage

[hi3-updates]

For Honkai impact 3rd CN news and other content via Marisa Honkai, follow @honkai-news-network

What is this?

Hi! I am just a simple little bot that reposts official HI3 Tweets. 🤖 I run on Node.js and I check for updates every 10 seconds. My code mom is @slurpinpuffs !

Due to Elon Musk’s unfortunate Twitter takeover, the Twitter API is nearly unusable unless you pay $100 a month, and most Twitter scrapers are now not working as intended anymore as well. So, I get Tweets using a clever workaround! However, this workaround has some drawbacks.

Current Limitations

Tweets with multiple images will be posted with just the first one

Tweets with links in them will have them mysteriously disappear

I can’t automatically post videos

I can’t catch Tweets if multiple are made at the same time

I’m not great with replies yet!

My code mom is currently working on all of these issues to try and get me running to the best of my abilities! 🤖

In the meantime, she will be adding any missing pictures, links, and videos to the posts when she has time!

[songder-bot]

alrighty there are now 700+ posts in the queue, i have MANUALLY re-added all the song lyrics back in, and also thrown in some quotes from various other sources as well, and there's a tagging system now that should be semi-consistent, aaaaand i declare this bot!!!! officially!!! OPEN!!!!!

[tomaturtles]

Happy Campus Apocalypse volume 1 16th anniversary here's something to celebrate

[staffs-secret-blog]

Surrounded on all sides here. If I don't make it out, know that I barely tolerated most of you

[pancharts]

[just-someone-online]

Nightbird in Earthspark

I just wanna see the funny ninja again. Minor spoilers for season two of Earthspark.

Thirty years ago, the Decepticons stole an experimental ninja robot in the hopes of using it against the Autobots and their allies. Much like the original G1 version, she gets damaged in battle (We'll say Optimus was the one to shoot her instead of Starscream, feeling that he had no other way of stopping her) and abandoned by the Decepticons. G.H.O.S.T claimed that if she was repaired, then the Decepticons might try and take her again, so they shut her up in storage. And there she stays for the rest of the war.

Cut to a few months after the final battle against Mandroid. The Autobots have begun the slow process of clearing out G.H.O.S.T's HQ and turning it into their own. They come across Nightbird and decide to give her back to Dr. Fujiyama, so she's loaded into Prime's trailer for him to deliver her. But on the way, he gets called by the other Autobots and the Terrans. An Embershard has been found, and they're pinned down by the Decepticons. So Prime takes a detour to help out, with Nightbird still in his trailer.

Skipping over the battle a bit, Prime's trailer is eventually opened so he can use its cannon, but that also exposes Nightbird. During the chaos, the shard is flung into the trailer, its casing shatters, and it gets lodged in Nightbird's plating. At some point in the fight, it began raining, and when it comes into contact with the shard and Nightbird, it brings the ninja to life as a Terran protoform.

Nightbird awakens, and she sees the Autobots, Decepticons, and Terrans staring at her, confused. She suddenly remembers the battle thirty years ago. Optimus shooting her, Megatron abandoning her, G.H.O.S.T locking her up. Thankfully, she wasn't disarmed when she was put in storage, and she throws a smoke bomb and escapes in the commotion. With Nightbird and the shard gone, the bots all take their leave.

Nightbird remains hidden for several weeks after that. The Maltobots can't feel her through their bond, and the Autobots can't find any trace of her on their scanners. It isn't until Nightshade and Twitch are out getting cave water that they find the ninja, half dazed as she runs out of energy. Of course, they get her some cave water, speedrun through an explanation of the last thirty years, and try to convince her to come home with them. Nightbird is hesitant, as she doesn't want to associate with anyone allied with the Autobots, but she does tentatively follow them back home.

She lets Nightshade run diagnostics on her to see if it's safe to remove her Embershard, and once it's out, she mostly just hangs around the bunker. After all, it's not like she has anywhere else to go. The Malto's help her adjust to being alive and sentient, and sometimes suggest alt mode ideas to her (She's largely ambivalent to getting one but there has been a motorcycle or two that's caught her eye.)

Things are tense between her and the Autobots. She tolerates Bumblebee since the Malto's consider him family, but when the others come knocking, she'll usually retreat into the woods for a few hours. If Optimus or Megatron in particular try approaching her, then she vanishes for a few days. She may not have actually been alive during the war, but it's still hard to forget the way she was cast aside and left to gather dust.

I'm not completely sure how she interacts with each Malto individually, nor do I know what she does in season two proper. So that'll just have to wait for another day.

[peridots-pixiwolf]

sketches from @mipexch 's whiteboard a couple days ago!!

also feat. a very small reference to @onlineviolence :]

[fishsfailureson]

Porn bots are so annoying the only tits and cocks I am interested in are BIRDS GODDAMNIT!!!

[giigil]

gege i just wanna say i fucking despise your stinking guts

can we just

end it already bro

[honkai-news-network]

Another Senadina connection hint to the Cocoon - Honkai Impact 3 v7.3

Src: https://www.miyoushe.com/bh3/article/48473611

Translated pic: https://twitter.com/marisahonkai/status/1751914097669783987

#HonkaiImpact3rd #HonkaiImpact3rdPart2 #DreamseekingVoyage #Honkai73

[manlymothman]

the spine is so autistic. im not even saying this to be silly goofy i am being completely 100% /gen /srs no laughs no jokes no hahas hehes or hohos no jest just. complete seriousness. the spine is autistic.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpicySteamyMosquitoPMSTwin-Dclmm6BUKX9SyW0b

he cant keep getting away with it

wtf post bot clarity already got a sequel

[chillykitty]

I've gotten SO many bots following me in the past few days so jsyk if you follow me without a convincing 'i am a human running a blog' blog it's on sight

[grassbreads]

Genuinely what the fuck is up with that demure meme thing