#not a transformers post

[seraphim-seeker]

I don’t care how short her Screen time was, I will Marry this Big Raptor Lady!!

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[lesbianambulon]

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

[soapbbox]

A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

[chaotixcx]

Thrilling sequel to this post

[milliebellae]

take back your creativity from capitalist deception hell today!

[toxicityriot]

Ain't no way. Bro is so unserious

[zorangezest]

(switcherooau) idk I missed drawing these morons

I’ve had a couple people ask what megatron’s reaction to swapped soundwave would be and the answer is: he gets his own hypeman. he’s delighted.

now with music

[starscream-is-my-wife]

I post one non shitpost art and I come back with this

[eggbem]

Post Villain-of-the-Week-Scuffle Nap.

Good morning everyone! (Welcome to my seminar!) Here's some Portal Duo snuggling to start off your day! What's the point of having the ability to draw turtles if you don't indulge in the softest of fluff once in a while?

Just ignore the fact that, with Leo's canon bed setup, there's really no room for Raph to be standing on the other side. How's he doing that? Magic ig.

(I feel like this goes without saying, but you never know: T-cest, do NOT interact; I will punt you to the moon.)

[aakiwa]

[seraphim-seeker]

With my BASIC ASS Understanding of certain TSAMS Characters. These is the Pokémon types I think they’d have:

Sun: Fairy or Grass

Moon: Dark or Fighting, maybe Ghost or Steel

Eclipse: Poison, Ghost, Steel, and Dragon

Lunar: Fairy, Water, Electricity, Ice, and Fighting

Earth: Fairy, Grass, Rock, Flying and Water

Solar: Fighting, Dragon, Steel, and Fairy

Ruin: Fire, Dark, Ghost, Psychic, and Poison

Killcode: Ghost, Dark, Water, Psychic and Ice

Bloodmoon/Bloodtwins:

Twin 1: Ghost, Physic, Poison, and Bug

Twin 2: Ghost, Dark, Poison, and Fighting

StitchWraith: Psychic, Steel, Ice, and Ghost

Foxy: Ground, Normal, Steel, and Fighting

Monty: Dragon, Rock, Ground, Steel, and Fighting

Jack: Fighting, Fire, Electric, Dark, Fairy

Frank: Psychic, Grass, Flying, and Ghost

[zeropro]

Hi! I adore all of the attention you give to the elite trine (there’s basically nothing of them that’s canon 🥲) and I love all things you make related to them!! Art, fanfic, just- answering us anons, all of it! Especially the most recent comics and fics you’ve been making of them, it’s so interesting to see their earliest and latest interactions, the emotional turmoil is SO GOOD. 😤👌 So, please don’t take this as me complaining when I ask but do you have any headcanons on when the elite trine are nice with each other? Like, fluff :)

Headcanon: Starscream does that thing dads do where they dont sit down to watch a movie with you and instead watches the whole movie standing behind you like an ominous cryptid.

[spectra-bear]

[himulrai]

previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??

part 3 is now up!