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[weirdrtvscomments]

Community notice:

Baaulp week delayed indefinity since i dont have time.

Asks CLOSED for some some while i dig through all these dream submissions.

PROBABLLY taking the rest od the month and june off posting, EXCEPT a dream spam what will.haooen when i sort them.

Thanks and have fun!

[fextralifecomments]

funniest thing ever was when people used to get mad at other players for “r1 spamming” before dark souls 3 made weapon skills a thing. like how dare you use one of your two attacks and not the other one

[verygoodcomments]

^ guy who likes looking at the blogs of people who reblog his post

[juste621comments]

New Mod

Since I know this blog’s diehard fans have been waiting with bated breath for three years, I am happy to announce that I, Mod Gryphon, am happy to join the team and try to assist in collecting comments caught in the wild. Thank you for having me.

[seldomsee]

I can't stop thinking about this post

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[froody]

[titleofpersonage-p01]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[weirdrtvscomments]

Re: the RTVS newcomers legitimately disliking Wayne, would you be able to post or link to some examples because that sounds deeply fascinating in a morbid sort of way lol

Thankfully for you i got some messeges about it:

There was this common statement in hlvrai fanbase that ppl didint care for wayne and thought his acting was overdone, or that the rest of the cast are the actual stars/creators(!) of the series.

Everytime when a wayne stream pops off you will see at least one or two pepole writing angry messeges how he abuses his friends. Its always easy to yell that they just dont have thr context about thr group and misconstruct jokes.

[fextralifecomments]

the axe of godfrey fucks in team battles

[verygoodcomments]

oh yes on the topic of submissions...

i had one from someone in my inbox from YONKS ago that tumblr is not letting me post for some reason. that person also sent me an ask about whether i could provide links to the videos/places i found the comments on (i would just answer their ask but it explicitly references their submission which, again, tumblr won't let me post... and also it was from ages ago) so let me answer that here

unless i think that mentioning the source amplifies the comment, or provides some humorous context, i usually don't do that as a general rule. if someone asks for the comment source and i still remember what it was, i'll tell them, but i don't tend to mention it explicitly on the post itself

i don't tend to redact pfps or usernames (to give some form of credit to the authors of the comments, sometimes they make the comment better, they're already public on the internet & usually posted on videos by youtubers exponentially more popular than my blog & usually post obscure comments i had to scroll for quite a while to find anyway, it's fun when someone recognizes their own username, etc etc), so this is an alternate method of security against people trying to be weirdos to the featured commenters. most of my posts come from youtube, which doesn't even have a direct messaging system anymore, which is simultaneously why i feel fairly comfortable leaving pfps/usernames unredacted on these comments and why i feel it's better if i try not to provide TOO many context hints at least in the actual text of the post. just on the off chance some bitter weirdo wants to try being a bitter weirdo, you know? and if someone goes all the way out of their way to try and track these comments down explicitly to bully these people, then at this point, it kinda seems like redacting that stuff wouldn't have helped anyway. while i definitely do not condone harassing anyone from here, i also... don't think it'd exactly be My fault there, and entirely the fault of this hypothetical extremely brainrotted rando. this has, to my knowledge, never once happened, but just putting that out there

i do give little hints or context notes in the tags on occasion, under the general assumption that anyone following this blog knows that this is a place of comment appreciation, an art gallery of Internet Humans. usually it only extends to mentioning the youtuber or what type of video it was, but as a general statement. this is the other part of my philosophy here: i enjoy hunting for comments as a sort of peoplewatching-esque hobby and i think other people should try it out (so long as they have the self-restraint to NOT reply to people even if they make you mad. it's never worth it man.). i also think it'd be a fun treat for someone to only get a hint, figure out what video it was, and then go on their own hunt and see the comments in the wild. i often skip over Loads that don't quite make the cut so you'll probably find something else fun in there

does that make sense? it does to me. anyway if anyone ever wants to know where i found a comment just ask and i'll tell you, so long as i remember. fair warning, the older the post the comment is on, the more likely i am to have forgotten what specific video it was. i usually at least have a vague idea of the original poster and/or the content/topic of the video but sometimes i don't

[girldraki]

this is insane

[pirateprincessjess]

Men are being very normal about the new Godzilla design