✿ Dream and MafiaFell :)
BAHA I LOVE HOW IT'S INSTANTLY DREAM AND MALIC
AND ABOUT SEX
Okay okay
Headcanon? I have multiple
I fully believe Malic is the constantly horny one
Dream is deffo the bottom, I am all for Switch or Top Dream but with MALIC?? I Yeah no he's the bottom
This is kinda a canon fact but Dream's neck probably isn't the best spot to target when in the mood, that's more of a ticklish area for him so if Malic tried that area Dream probably burst out laughing no matter what he did
Dream's pelvis probably cracked the first time they did it, for reasons some will instantly know and others won't
I bet Malic acts like some sort of pimp when they do it, like bro stfu you ain't no pimp, get off yo high horse 💀
Imagine- Imagine Dream having his snake body during it 👀
Dream probably likes curling up on Malic after it, if he has his snake body then the tail probably wraps around his waist.. the best it can
Rough. There is no way, it ain't rough as shit, not with Malic.
I can imagine Malic wanting to do kinky names and dirty talk and Dream is just like "😳 how.. how I do that?"
MALIC SO LICKS DREAM'S SOUL OR CHEST THERE IS NO WAY HE DOESN'T
Facilier does not approve, at all. That shadow thing probably tries to tune them out.
Dream: "What position do you want to do?" Malic: "Yes."
Malic can probably get really mean during it, I mean like, he's mean all the time but just saying, probably even in bed
Dream was bodied the first time they did it, there is no way that man could walk for at least a day
Dream: *sweet and affectionate* Malic: "Ew. It turns me on more."
Now I'm not saying it's cannnooonnnn, not gonna confirm if this headcanon list is caannooonnn or not, just sayin'
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I love the concept of Gwen being trans because it implies the following conversation
Gwen: I’m a girl
Her dad: of course, I love and accept you, what do I need to do to help you with this
Gwen: I’m also spider woman
Her dad: absolutely NOT
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Oh dear… (cw: needle and syringe)
(Fan Art!)
I think Eddie is afraid of needles and dreads doing his T-shot each week. It’s not that he doesn’t want the T, but he’d prefer it didn’t come from a nasty poke every Monday. Thank the stars Frank always remembers. Now that I’m thinking about it, Eddie would genuinely forget sometimes if he’d done it. Poor sap.
If it’s not obvious, this is based purely on my experience with T-shots 😅 it might be silly, but it’s a comforting thought to me that Eddie might share my struggle haha. I’m very blessed to have people in my life willing to help me 🩷
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dungeon meshi is soooo fucking great especially when it hits its stride and all characters have come into play bc it's just like
laios: I want to eat all the fucking monsters i want the monsters carnally
marcille: EATING MOSNTERS???? UNHOLY. UNCOUTH. DISGUSTING. anyway here's all the dark magic and necromancy i've got on the backburner to bring back my dragon-digested gf and also i plan to find a way for everyone to live forever at the cost of my very soul if need be
kabru, normally, in a normal tone he's rehearsed 42000 times in front of a mirror: I'M NORMAL. I'M SOOOO FUCKING NORMAL. I'M THE MOST NORMAL GUY AROUND AND I'M NOT CONSTANTLY PLOTTING ASSASSINATIONS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
senshi: I have all this trauma abt being the sole survivor of the fantasy equivalent of the franklin expedition but that's not important what really matters here is eat yer goddamn veggies or so help me
and the best part is that none of them are straight
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Me: *holding out a clown wig and makeup*
Homophobic 911 fans: What's that?
Me: Evan Buckley just kissed a man on live television. Put it on. It's your turn now.
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