#not hornyposting im just thinking

[unofficial-trader-joes]

do you think hannibal can smell when will is ovulating

[greasydumbfuck]

favorite frank is. frank with kids. this guy was meant to be a dad

[cillyscribbles]

Just want to let you know that I appreciate your public crisis due to your attraction to the rum tum tugger

THANK YOU very much it was actually my public crisis due to my attraction to his cringefail wet meow meow looking older brother but i stand in support of anyone who's ever had these feelings toward tugger as well. we should form like a support group

[jaker-shit]

Orc girl tusks gliding against either side of the shaft

Goblin girl clinging onto you as you carry her, tightening around you with each step

Elf girl trying to be nonchalant and aloof, but her fluttering ears always betray how much she wants you close

Cow girl who insists you don’t waste any money on milk at the store when you can have it fresh from the source every morning

Cat girl getting impatient and sticking her face right into your neck, kneading at your lap to hurry up and relieve her

Monster girls <3

[goodpvppy]

Hi! Reading through your blog make me want to tell you that your owner will certainly be proud of you for being such à good puppy to him !(you talk about him a lot!)

And you should ask him if he loves this scenario : having your face between his thighs, rubbing his bulge on your lips and cheeks, desesperatly grinding on his property, printing his musk on your muzzle, not even waiting for you to properly wake up ... And as soon as you open your eyes in confusion to the warmth on your face and the sounds he make, he says " I'm sorry my Angel... I couldn't wait for you to get up... You looked so cute and sleepy... Hngh!... I was craving for this ...marking my property even more....... Can.. Can you open your mouth for me? "

I'm sure he will love seing you even more obsessed with him 🖤

Have a good day being a puppy for him !

oh my god… oh my god i started grinding against my pillow right as i woke up reading this… you got this scenario down so perfectly with both of our turn ons holy shit

i want to ask him if he’d like this in person because i know he wouldn’t be able to refrain from pressing me against his bulge and recreating this in the morning after throughly fucking me like his perfect toy… just watching him lose himself because i know he loves my lips and scenting me deeply… fuck anon, i need to cum to this so badly ૮꒰⸝⸝> ﻌ <⸝⸝꒱ა

[spearxwind]

Ok i will make one more boyfriend post. A lil while ago we went to a lil cove to do some snorkelling, and i was looking under one of the big rocks to look at some crabs but they keep hiding. And at one point i hear him go "Hey alex look" so I turn around thinking he's going to point out another creature to me like we've been doing for the whole day and as soon as he sees im looking he just squats down. And deadlifts. The entire rock. Completely overturns it and makes the crabs under it scatter. A stray sea urchin is now racing back to the shady part after being exposed to the sun like bro wtf you moved my house. This man came here and altered the ocean floor topography that had probably been unmoved for dozens if not hundreds of years just for Crab

[pawbeanies]

aita for feeding my isopods bok choy? they dont want to hang out with me :(

[playtimepalace]

hiiiii (said with the world's most normal voice)

[gayve-strider-man-rider]

it's literally just I clock into work and my brain spins a lil wheel to decide if it's gonna be haunted by A. The Horrors, B. fictional characters or C. hornyposting and then starts generating 20 thoughts a second about it for the next three hours. for every post I make on here there's at least 10 stuck in my brain that refuse to leave. shaking the bars of my cage Let Me OUT!!

[enbycreature]

Thinking about how my girlfriend's hands fit so nicely around my throat and how drooly i got when she put her thumb in my mouth.

Funny because at the time I couldn't think about anything but her cock in my boypussy and her thumb in my mouth

[nikomedes]

the problem with me dying/reloading so much in my evil tactician run is that the loading screens give me too much time to think about reversed drow gender roles and assumptions about topping with a strap and my oathbreaker paladin getting her shit utterly rocked when she puts the harness on and minthara

and m

and she

post cancelled i can feel an aneurysm coming on

[wehaveagathering]

bricked up for this guy on instagram thats all

[klausie]

masochism monday is almost over i didnt even get to celebrate. im gonna gave a sad moodlet now if someone doesnt come beat the shit out of me

[enbycreature]

Oh to be lifted and held against a wall because I wouldn't stop teasing.

Or being made to make good on my word.

Then getting teased in return and turning bright red.

"So you can dish it out but can't take it?"