#not really new buuut new to yall

[dutchie-dd]

Woah an actual WIP? Well wouldn’t ya know.

[alaskasmonsters]

𝖕𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖕𝖎𝖌𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 (michael kaiser)

pairing: michael kaiser x gn!reader

contents: playful insults, teasing, mistaking attraction for hatred, foreign language (french), enemies to lovers (hinted)

w/c: 1.842

summary: when you accompany your friend noel to blue lock you did not consider that kaiser, aka the bastard’s most infamous asshole, would be there, too. luckily your favourite pastime activity was throwing french insults into his face that no one but noel could understand.

a/n: this is based on a request i got :) this isn’t really love-hate and more another ‘attraction mistaken for hatred’ buuut if you’re all nice i’ll make a second part about when they move into the love-hate stage :) also can i just note how eVIL it is to ask a german person to write about the fRENCH. we are natural enemies yall 😔😔 we meet behind a denny’s to fistfight (and kiss) whaat who said that?!?! anyways i did love this prompt despite not being able to speak french. i was able to ask my friend to give me some phrases, their credentials are *checks papers* mediocre school french 👍🏻👍🏻 so let’s just hope my friend can be trusted, if not hope kaiser being hot makes up for it! (also french people <3 if you wanna correct my french pls do 🙏🙏)

You grumbled to yourself, regarding Kaiser with a glare. Not one he could notice since he was currently standing with his back turned towards you, conversing with Ness.

“Blaireau,” you muttered under your breath, eyes narrowing at the boy.

Noel, who was sitting next to you, let out a sigh but didn’t even raise his gaze from his clipboard to regard you with one of his typical deadpan looks.

You guessed it wasn’t necessary, he knew you well enough to know you were sitting there with a frown edged into your features and your arms crossed in front of your chest.

“So you’ve started doing it even when he’s not close enough to hear you,” he asked you.

“Pardon me?”

“Muttering insults in french. I thought you were doing it to infuriate him but I am sure you know he cannot hear you from this distance.” To emphasise his statement he lifted his hand to point towards Kaiser, who was standing several feet away fem the two of you, before returning the pen he was holding to the paper, scribbling down another number.

You wondered how Noel made sense of it all. Keeping track of the stats of all the new team additions and transferring these numbers into percentages. What those percentages exactly meant you were unsure about. All you knew was that your friend spent a lot of time on them.

You sighed, trying your best not to glare at Kaiser again as you turned to look towards him. You failed.

“Infuriating him is only an added benefit. I do enjoy just insulting him for the sake of it.”

“I see.” Although Noel sounded unimpressed you could tell he would lose his patience with this little thing you and Kaiser had going on, sooner or later.

Especially if it would end up distracting the boy from soccer, not that you thought that was ever possible. Kaiser would rather ignore you for the rest of his life than endanger his soccer career.

You turned towards Noel again and let out a dramatic sigh. Time to make this predicament you were in known to him once more.

“Noel, i need you to look me in the eyes and tell me Kaiser isn’t one of the most annoying assholes you’ve ever met.” You challenged him, lowering your voice as to not catch the attention of any of the boys standing nearby.

The corner of Noel’s lips twitched up at your frustrated tone. Almost like he didn’t take you seriously. You frowned. Rude. This matter was dead serious.

“He doesn’t know how to behave. I trust you to be the mature one. Unless you want me to get you thrown out of this building. You’re only here because i consider you a dear friend, don’t forget that.”

You gasped, offended at the insinuation he’d be willing to throw you out, his best friend, in favour of keeping Kaiser’s ego intact. It was true that you were only allowed to accompany him to ‘Blue Lock’ because he had requested your presence, seeing as you were his best friend. You needed to emphasise that because ‘dear friend’? Yeah right. He wouldn’t know what to do without you. He’d certainly lose his mind.

“You wouldn't. You need me. My presence is precious to you,” you insisted, digging your finger into his arm, not unkindly. “But okay, I promise to behave since Kaiser is clearly not able to.”

You thought offering this was extremely kind of you since it was Kaiser who needed to learn some manners, not you. You were extremely well behaved.

“Aww you’re quite obsessed with me, aren’t you, darling?”

Your blood turned cold. When you turned your head back forward you were met with the sight of none other than Michael Kaiser standing only three feet in front of you, a shit eating grin on his face.

“Casse-toi, Kaiser.” You cursed before you were able to stop yourself.

Kaiser’s grin grew. Noel let out a sigh next to you.

“You promised,” He reminded you and looked up from the clipboard to regard you with a pointed look. “Please, Y/n.”

“It’s not my fault. He’s started it!” You gasped, pointing at Kaiser childishly.

He laughed, waving his hand.

“I just came to say hello after hearing my name come out of your mouth so often. I was afraid you’d wither away without my attention.” His voice was dripping with sarcasm, his innocent smile fooling no one.

Your jaw ticked and before you knew it you had risen to your feet and stomped forward to close the remaining distance between you two to start cursing him out in french.

To your growing anger Kaiser took it in stride, cocking his head at you and listening with interest as you threw insult after insult at his head before Noel apparently had enough of you. He grabbed your wrist and yanked you back telling you to sit back down and ignore Kaiser. He sounded exhausted.

Easier said than done. Kaiser’s whole nature demanded attention. It was impossible to ignore him. But you had promised Noa you’d behave, so you guessed you should at least try.

“T’es chiant!” you snapped at Kaiser, seeing this as the end of your fight, before you let Noel pull you down into the seat.

Noel gave you another pointed look before his gaze shifted back to Kaiser who was watching your interaction with amusement though there was a dark edge to his gaze that wasn’t there before.

“You’re not done with your training, yet, are you?” Noel asked Kaiser

The boy grinned and gave a halfhearted shrug.

“I’m taking a break.”

“Take it somewhere else,” you bit out, feeling Noel’s disapproving glare burn into the side of your face.

You were trying!

“I prefer your lovely company over the one of the common folk,” Kaiser replied easily, waving his hand in the general direction of where you saw the boys of the ‘Blue Lock’ project talk.

Kaiser didn’t like them much, especially Isagi, who has already declared war on him in a very dramatic way that had you questioned the boy’s mental health. Like really, was the boy okay? Talking about devouring people and ruining their life and all.

At least Isagi managed to infuriate Kaiser in a way that no one else was able to. Of course, this meant that you did like Isagi if only because he actually managed to get under the boy’s skin. Unlike you. Kaiser never seemed impressed when you threw french insults into his face, no, it was the complete opposite. He seemed to love it. He seemed to bash in your attention. This only made you angrier.

Entitled jerk.

Maybe you’d just have to take your ‘lovely company’ to Isagi and his friends the next time you saw Kaiser coming your way. That would keep him away.

“They’re not common folk and you’re not an emperor, Kaiser, at best you’re the roi des cons,” you fired back, regarding him with an unamused look.

Nowl let out another sigh, though you thought it was quite a clever word of play. He just didn’t know how to appreciate it or you for the matter.

Kaiser hummed, taking a few steps forward and lowering his head. His gaze was intense as he fixed yours behind the curtains of his hair that fell into his face. Your heart beat wildly in your chest at the sudden air of seriousness surrounding him.

“Is that a new petname, my love? How precious.” His voice was low and smooth and it took you a second to process his words.

When you did you felt your cheeks explode in heat and you had half a mind to jump up and wrestle Kaiser to the ground if it wasn’t for Noel’s hand grabbing the back of your jacket and pulling you down again.

“Stop provoking them and go back to your training, Kaiser.”

Kaiser just snickered, eyes twinkling with mirth as he took in your red face and the snarl on your lips.

“Don’t miss me too much, i’ll be back in a bit,” he mocked with a grin that reached his eyes but still didn’t look genuine.

He turned around to walk away.

“Va te faire enculer!” You called after him but he just laughed and waved his hand at you without turning back.

You huffed and sunk back in your seat, arms crossed in front of your chest as you pouted. You fucking hated that guy.

Noa watched you quietly for a moment before he shook his head and moved to stand up, pushing his clipboard into your hands for you to hold.

“Your taste in men is horrible,” he told you as nonchalantly as one would discuss the weather before shrugging out of his tracksuit jacket and throwing it on the chair he’s been sitting in.

You shot up, shrieking. “Excuse me?”

A few boys close-by turned to stare at you and you ducked your head in embarrassment at your out-lash but you couldn’t believe the words that had just left your friend’s mouth.

“Kaiser is bad news. You can do better than him.”

You gasped at him, cheeks burning from embarrassment. Where did that just come from? Was he seriously insinuating that you? And Kaiser?

“I’m not- You’re- I-” You stuttered, your heart racing in your chest.

This was- You couldn’t believe this!

Noel rolled his eyes and gently pried the clipboard out of your eyes, levelling you with a calm look.

“If you want to deny it, go ahead. But either way stop pulling Kaiser’s metaphorical pigtails already, it’s exhausting.”

He gave you a gentle clap on the shoulder and a small smile, before walking off towards the direction of the ‘Blue Lock’ boys. You stared after him, your face hot and your mouth agape.

You weren’t-

You and Kaiser? That was ridiculous. Absolutely impossible. You would never, not in a billion years, be attracted to him. He was such an asshole. A complete jerk. Completely infuriating. Why would Noel even think that?

You huffed again, shoulders bunching up as you tried to take a deep breath to calm yourself.

Noel had no idea what he was talking about. What did he even know about romance? Nothing. That’s right!

You lifted your gaze and- You froze when your eyes locked with Kaiser’s. He was standing on the other end of the field, football secured under his arm. He was watching you intensely. From this far away it was hard to make out the look in his eyes but you felt a shiver rake down your spine and the itch on your tongue.

You gave him the middle finger, biting your tongue to not throw another insult his way as you would have had to shout it over the whole field. When the boy did nothing but laugh and blow you a kiss, you quickly turned away. The heat in your cheeks never fading.

Noel was wrong. You did not have a crush on Kaiser. You did not.

Not even a little.

translations:

Blaireau — Asshole

Casse-toi — Fuck off

T’es chiant — You’re annoying

Roi des cons — Complete idiot/King of idiots

Va te faire enculer — Go fuck yourself

[helluvapurf]

HB Reimagined AU Thoughts: Moxxie's Mom

Was thinking back a bit earlier to some potential HB AU rewrite ideas, and one thing that crossed to mind was the fate of Moxxie's mother (who at this point in time still doesn't have an official name, as far as I know? 🤔)

From her debut in the series, she mainly just existed to explain why Crimson was so cruel to Moxxie (giving her son so much doting attention compared to her husband, refused to let Crimson make their son kill a man, leading to a big fight before getting killed off-screen later). Which on paper isn't a bad idea in terms of backstories... buuut ngl, it does also raise a bit of eyebrow since Moxxie never really talked much about his mom, present day-wise? Even when Millie was questioning Moxx about his family/mafia history, it was moreso focused on him & his dad than anything relating to his mom... which, idk just feels odd to me if she played such an integral, tragic role in his backstory sequence?

So... that leaves me to this dilemma: what her exact role would be within my own personal AU. On one hand, I could keep her deceased but just more openly talked about/given more importance legacy-wise (kinda like ATLA's handling of Katara & her mother?)...

...Buuuut on the other hand, I wonder if perhaps it'd be more narratively interesting if she was in-fact, alive? :o That way it could not only possibly open up new story potential for Moxx (esp if she's still married to Crimson by the time they reunite), but also possibly help set him apart from Blitz's similar upbringing (deceased yet loving mother, toxic & controlling father, sheltered home life, etc.)?

Idk... what do yall think? .3.

[crippledgoddess]

girl

i thought u DIED

I’m so sorry 😭 my ask box is insane, didn’t realise anyone would care 😭 😭

I was fine, I AM fine, the best I’ve ever been tbh. I got a new job and… literally moved countries every month💀 it’s like one of those work abroad organizations where you stay at a host's house for a few months and help with their housewcork, but mine was based around academia so I mainly taught english and graded papers. Worked in France, Mexico, Cuba, and Thailand and I am never getting over it, im a travel girly at heart. Also im a cheapskate and didn’t buy international cellular service so I didn’t really have internet access unless I used my host's computer. Not to sound like a granola hippie lesbian but dude… months without social media physically healed something inside my brain I gotta agree w the boomers on this one (but I’m back 😭 so idk) Unfortunately I have a degree to finish so im forced to chill and stay in one place for awhile buuut I’m probably gonna pick up that job again, traveling is genuinely my life purpose

That’s where I was (+ I remember being really irritated with this fandom space because yall are so damn hateful in my comment section of a silly band fic💀💀 haven’t looked at the comments on that fic since but please know you made me absolutely despise a certain ship, so 🙃 that’s where we’re at now)

[horriddler]

playlists for my redacted babes (repost)

i actually just got into the fandom a month ago and kinda just binged listened erik's vids buuut! this is how i depict guy, david, sam, caelum and milo in music because i can and wanted to (there will be more in the future)

pizza guy

i headcanon him as a band/theater kid shrugs so i may or may not have added some...musicals in the playlist

but i mean come on, look at me in the eye and tell me he really loves to sing the lyrics to "sexy" by mean girls. look at that little menace and then to me.

his favourite song is sincerely me btw

dabey wabey, our little fiance,

i know he loves crazy by gnarls barkley ONGG

probably listens to it in the car while waiting for angel to finish their shift.

he’s the type to tap on the beat on his steering wheel aswell because he’s mysterious like that

our little derek hale's twin here definitely DEFINITELY likes those jazz kinda stuff like this is the lost generation by the lost generation) to make him look more like a mysterious man.

(will add more songs like that soon!)

sam cowboy collins

unironically added some country music (the catchy songs)

and ALSO HE DEFINITELY LIKES RHCP. TELL ME IM WRONG | DARE YOU.

but i do think some songs doesn't really fit him, but at the same time i do think it does.

he's kinda like those 50-60's rock and roll type of guy too or he just turns on the radio and listen to whatever (similar to david)

milo (the drink)

okay in all honesty, i don't know if i'm right with the song choices here and i'm quite sad about it…

but i do think his music taste is a little similar to asher's, just a bit.

he sounds like the punk/2000's rap loving kinda guy but his whole vibe really gives off deftones.

oh yeah his favourite song is cupid's chokehold. it's fucking canon in my head.

caelum my sweetest babyboy

he's my kin so he gets all the mitski songs teehee, so imagine this playlist is him having the best time of my life!!!!

he definitely would love mitski and just anything that reminds him of the sweet times he and david had together, i don't make the rules.

the whole playlist is kinda depressing to be honest

but i'll try to add some more happy happy songs for when he feels excited when he notices he had untied some knots!

ivan (sadism’s hold)

oh no.

had an awfully little time to make this one. i really just tried to pick up the sadism's hold vibe, kinda creepy aura of music!

and some songs that make me want to scream (drunk walk home)

i'm actually kind of proud of this one tbh, i had the right (in my opinion) songs for ivan but yes! :)

everytime i talk about my playlist of him, i keep thinking of the song caravan because i feel like both the movie whiplash and sadism's hold are similar to me. the psychological stress and manipulation are so fascinating. the ending to whiplash and how ivan manipulates the listener comes out so natural and realistic, it can't be seen unless you really open your eyes and see the dark side on things. it makes you forget what had happened and the process throughout it that made andrew and the listener become like how ivan/fletcher wanted them to be. and the way it makes you give in and think it's completely okay and comforting and safe because it was what you have loved and/or what you have been needing. the whole thing with the psychology behind it makes it so eerie but interesting.

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but please do check out my spotify profile for some more playlists and maybe you can be updated when i add another character playlist

so that's it so far :)! i'm still new to the redactedverse so i'm sorry if i'm not feeling it like how yall are feeling it ykyk, i was newly obsessed so i was itching. ITCHING. to make a playlist so yeah!! hope you enjoy! but please do be aware that this is my kind of music taste and i pick songs that i really like so it's okay if it doesn't suit your taste

[sadgrlsclbb]

HERE’S THE TEA

Been sad abt working…I miiiiight be losing my job…MIND YOU, I just started at the end of July🤦🏾‍♀️ I’ve just been getting g 1 day a week for 4hrs😬 and the pay isn’t great. But I checked the schedule and I’m not in to work this whole week😬 and the next one I work is sept. 2nd and it’s still 4 hrs😭

And also school🤦🏾‍♀️ I STILL haven’t registered for my classes😬 school start in like 2weeks. I just haven’t had a way to get up there(the school) and I’ve sent 2 emails and I haven’t heard back. So I have no choice but to go up there. And I know I’m gonna have to come out of pocket for my classes even though I have financial aid. AND I HAVE NO MONEY.

It’s really been stressing me out and making me feel overwhelmed. Like to the point where everything else is bothering tf out of me. Like, if I have to repeat myself ot you has me “huh??” Or like it’s too hot, I literally feel the urge to say the meanest things to ppl😭 I DONT BTW. I’ve just been feeling overstimulated and that feeling is making every little thing irritate me😭

Now for the boy drama🤦🏾‍♀️ ngl, I’ve rambled abt this guy before if yall remember. He’s the guy that told me 20mins before he was supposed to pick me up, that he was going back w his ex…yeah…DONT HATE ME BUT I MISS HIM😭

I fucked up and went back to his hinge profile to see if he’s been active still…HE IS😭 AND HE CHANGED HIS PICS AND HE LOOK FINEEEEE ASF😭 so tempted to absolutely FOLD and hit him up🤦🏾‍♀️ but I know that he only wants to have sex w me and nothing else😭

I also told the white dude that I went out w last week that I politely decline his offer for ANYTHING. And the guy that messages weren’t going through…yeah I still haven’t heard from him😭 and I texted the guy that I slept otp w that I have hmu in a min bc I wasn’t doing good mentally. Which is half true😬 I went out w white dude and slept w the messages not going through guy. And also he wasn’t giving me NOTHING. Like he was taking too long to text back and now he’s “too tired “ to get otp, soooo🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m getting g a new roster. There’s a guy tryna hook up tn buuut, I’m not going. 1st bc I’m guessing he’s hoping I’ll come over to his place andddd, ion do that on the 1st meet. Car stuff only. Then if it was cool and we were vibing, THEN I’ll go to your place. I gotta trust you a lil 1st.

Then there’s another guy who surprisingly lives in my town. He wants to meet up this Friday. I hope he has a car to take me out or w.e bc I REFUSE to spend money to see ANY man🤷🏾‍♀️ I DONT EVEN HAVE MONEY TO SPEND😭

Some other guy asked me out on a date…idk cause I’m not really attracted to him😬

WHERE ARE THE WOMEN ATTTTT😭 IM SICK OF THE GUYS🤦🏾‍♀️ I WANT PUSSSSSYYYY😤

[tim0theepc]

I havent talked abt this but i lost my job a while ago(but ive been looking, hopefully i get this aquarium job) buuut its kinda making me like, stressed lately bc i really want to do something nice for vance and buy him new parts(first is a new motherboard)

But im obvi broke right now lol

Also ive been thinking about which part of vance makes him 'vance'

Like obvi to me its his soul, but like, what is yalls opinions on buying your significant object new parts/upgrades?

To me its no different than how living things will replace every one of their cells within a few years. I was a physically and cellularly a different person five years ago, so replacing his parts slowly should be the same concept, right? Like its still his soul(and his case bc daaamn) its just that ive upgraded him a bit.

Even if i didnt do it soon, id have to do it eventually to keep him from... you know. Dying.

[gothicskies90]

"From the Land of Dreams"

First digital artwork of 2024! WOO!

And another thing is a new character as well! I don't really know much about her yet, as I'm developing her, I don't even have a name yet ;-' Buuut yeah, basically a girl born from dreams.

The shading was a pain for a different reason this time.. cause of it being a backlit piece, I had a hard time with her face, Colors were not helping either but I managed...

Another thing which will become a regular now is a watermark. Ima try not to have it cover like 100% of the drawing XDD

To hint on the girls birthday, I put the Aquarius and Pisces symbols cause I'm deciding between December, February and March.. idk why.. (Can't fit Decembers Zodiac lol)

Although the drawing was hell to make, despite using the symmetry ruler 90% of the time, it turned out quite pretty and I hope yall like it too!

[minshookie]

Pillow Fight.

Pairing |Bully!Jungkook x reader

Genre | smut, angst.

Summary | “Another day spent babysitting your bully’s little sister...you should really quit but the pay is just too good.”

!warnings! | 18+ mature language, bullying, mentioned sexual acts, mentions of past bullying, NON-CON,financial struggle, Jungkook is a really shitty big brother.

| this is not in anyway shape or form a true depiction or representation of BTS, this is a work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously. For entertainment purposes only.|

(this is my work, please don’t repost or steal)

Requested [open for request] words: 1k.

A/N: I rewrote this so many times! Lmfaoo! Buuut get ready because some of requests yall sent in are 🥵🥵.

“Orange is your best color.” Aera chirped dragging the paint drowned brush along your pinky nail. “I think you’re just saying that because it’s your favorite.” The young girl giggles continuing to color your fingertips. “Uhm are you staying all night miss y/n?” Nodding you brushed back her wild strands of hair softly with your free hand. “Soooo like a sleep over?!” She squeals closing the bottle of nail polish, her eyes glittering as she gazes into yours intent for answers. “Yeah!” You matching her energy only made her more excited, “yay! And-and can Jungkookie Oppa come?!” She bounced on her knees smiling ear to ear, fumbling over her words.

“Oh...Jungkook huh... Hmm what about no boys aloud?” You planted the idea praying she’d take the bait as you started cleaning her toy makeup, giving her a chance to think it over.

“What? Jungkook isn’t a boy, he’s my brother!” Giggling she pounced from the couch striding towards his room. At this point all you could do is laugh at her innocent lack of logic. She looks so happy who are you to burst her little bubble, for all you know Jungkook might want nothing to do with the both of you and your little mock slumber party.

Closing the toy purse you hid it back away in the large toy chest she pulled from her room, leaving it open you cleared the floor of the multicolored blocks and dolls. A whisper of a laugh escapes your lips as you overhear Aera’s begs and pleas mixed with Jungkook’s refusals....but finally the door creaks.

Please no. “Y/n, guess what?!” She drags your name out as her small foot steps pitter the floor, Jungkook’s thudding. She comes down the hall pulling Jungkook by his middle finger. “As if you weren’t undesirable enough, neon nails really helped it out.” Grumbling he throws himself on the couch you just tidied up. “Nice to see you again too Kook.”Aera bounced on her toes watching us have confrontation, unaware of the negative connotations.

Truth is you hadn’t seen Jungkook since you left for college and you hadn’t planned on seeing him ever again...that is until relationships fell apart, your roommate left and things got hard to pay for, and you were two bills away from being homeless. the job up at university paid $9.50 an hour while the busy Jeons still offered $12.00 the choice was clear. Take a little break, live with family, get back on your feet, and try again. But little did you know Jungkook decided to stay local with his schooling.All this aside the work was easy since Aera had grown a bit, but the thought of dealing with the person that made your life hell for four years made you want to quit daily.

“Can I do your nails Too?!” “No Aera, now be cute and get me something to drink.” He orders putting his feet on the coffee table eyeing you up and down,disgustingly. “No Aera I’ll get it.” You grabbed her shoulder. “No y/n! I’ll do it, I’ll do it quickly!” Setting free she bolted for the kitchen.

“So, you went to college got broke and came back sniveling to my rich parents?” You rolled your eyes, looking in the direction of the kitchen for any sign of Aera. “I thought you would’ve out grown your asshole phase, that’s very high school of you Kook.” He scoffed defensively, “and you using babysitting as your main income is high school of you, what happened your little rapper boyfriend leave you high and dry?” “You shut the fuck up.” You snapped back my reflex. He held his hands up in defense, “Suga blew up and left you in the shit show not my fault.” We argued in hushed tones as Aera ran back into sight.

“Here you go kookie!” She handed Jungkook the can of Coke, heaving for air. “Aera this is warm, cold...I want something cold, go try again.” He handed her the can, “oh okay Oppa sorry!” And off she was back down the hall. He turned back to me, “why’d he leave you...couldn’t make him bust?” you tried to hide it but his words stung, you’d been avoiding anything to do with Yoongi since he’d ghosted you weeks before you left for college. Bigger things waited for him in the world of fame, and you weren’t in the blueprint.

“Fuck you Jungkook.” “Come try it bitch.” Smirking he was satisfied with himself as you stood almost defeated. “Oh I forgot you’re scared of sex.” “Leave the high school rumors behind...ran out a material? Maybe you should get out more.” He rolled his eyes scoffing, “shut up before I make you.” “You like to pretend I’m still afraid you...make me, little boy...since you insist on being one.”

Jungkook’s come back was cut short by the thumping of Aera’s feet. “Kookie!Kookie! Ice! I got it all by myself!” She gave the cup of ice to Jungkook and then the Coke. “Good job, now pour it.” He handed them back and you took it from her small clutches much to Jungkook’s disliking. You poured him the drink, pushing his feet off the small table and placing the glass. “She’s not your little slave Jungkook.” He kept eye contact picking up the glass, “you’re right she’s not, you...go get me a coaster now or you’re fired.” His eyebrow arched cockily, his free hand waving you away. “As if! You can’t fire me Jungkook.” He got Aera sitting her on the couch beside him as she caught her breath. “Is that so? Try me, my parents might have hired you but you work for us...now work.” His gaze alone told you he wasn’t playing with you anymore.

Angered you stormed to kitchen pulling a coaster from the table before swiftly Turing on your heels, almost jumping out of you skin as you met face to face with Jungkook. “What the fuck do you want now?” “You said some shit I didn’t like.” You threw the coaster back on the marbled table, “I wish you’d grow up already.” You atempt to go past him but his muscular arm halts your plans. “I have to go do my job-” “I put on her show she’ll be good for the next hour.”

You don’t remember Jungkook being so brooding he looked down at you, his new tall posture slightly off putting yet attractive. “What now, you wanna talk it out?” You walked away siting at the island, “I’ll leave you be if you leave me to do my job Kook.” He came behind you, trapping you in his arms. Tattoos, he’d change a lot but not enough to leave you alone.

“I see you came and got the coaster, scared of me now?” What an ass, “no I need this job.” He hummed from behind you, no sign of him letting you go. “You know y/n, you’ve grown quite a bit.” You became more and more uncomfortable by the second, his breathing became deeper. “I’m aware, so have you.” Rudely he became handsy, groping your breast earning a shocked reaction. “Jungkook please-” “scared of me?” He squeezed you with a little too much force making you give a Yelp, he had you trapped, you were nothing but a game to him. “Shhh shh don’t want to startle my baby sister while she rests...that wouldn’t be very babysitter like of you now would it?”

Silent what could you even say? He had you trapped, your position less than hopeless he’d made you feel small and that’s exactly what he wanted. He’s always wanted that ever since you’d met him, and he always succeeds. He intruded under your top, skating his chilled hand over your skin leaving cold bumps in his wake he held your bra covered breast.

You griped his unexposed wrist trying at escape, knowing fully how downhill this could get. “Oh is the brave girl afraid?” “N-no your hands are cold as Ice Jungkook...please stop.” You lied continuing to push his muscular arm. “Oh? Let me warm them for you.” He removed his hand from the island almost causing you to topple over. Reaching down he found himself with his hand now between your legs fiddling with the pant button. “Jungkook! Please no!” His hand along your chest he pulled you back into his sculpted figure.

“You must not value your job as much as you say, scream again and you’ll be broke and fucked over and to think I actually liked you a bit.” He came to your ear, sniffing your hair eerily. “Little did I know how much of a bitch you were, I loved you when you were shy.” He finally got through your button, getting to your panties he gave you a two fingered massage along your core, you strained not to react to the unwanted pleasure. “Look at you pathetic and wet I bet you’re so needy I could make you cum right here.” He began to focus his nimble fingers on your aching clit. “Fucking stop it.” You could only whimper. “Why should I, we’re old enough now and you’re sopping through your panties I know you want it.”

He invaded under your bra, fondling your hardening bud. “I loved you when you were weak and innocent...I know she’s hiding deep inside of you, the little girl that would cry over me-”

“Miss y/n! I’m tired!” Her voice softly called from the living room. Saved by an angel, finally Jungkook stoped his assault backing off of you with a groan. “You’ll meet me in my room when she’s in bed, or else.” He grumbled leaving you behind to collect yourself, how could bad get so much worse?

[banditthewriter]

Girl you know how dangerous it is when they take over 😆 and now we’re getting a Thirsty Thursday. Supervised by you of course, buuut then again… I did wake up to a “tmi sex talk” post 🤣🤣🤣

For all y’all,

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

~Ellie

Also Lo, super proud of you for coming so far & for sharing it with us last night 😊. And thanks hugging our girl real tight for me 💜 YALL DA BEEESSTTT

My medicine has made me horny a lot lately aaaaand yeah, that's my excuse lol. They are just being good sports.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Bandit: Helicopter penis. Helicopter penis. Helicopter penis. Helicopter penis. Helicopter penis. I think I lost count, how many was that? Shit. That's all five. Damn. Lost my chance to tell a woman what to do with her body.

Leland: "Without a doubt I wouldn't survive as a woman. I'm not strong enough for the shit you all go through. I'll leave that to you ladies."

Logan: "I'm just gonna masturbate all day."

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Bandit: I mean, I feel like that's a broad term/open to interpretation. What's unusual to you might not be unusual to me and vice versa, ya know? Like, I like choking but other people don't. Someone likes feet and I don't. So it's really a 'to each their own' kinda thing with that stuff.

Leland: "Bandit keeps threatening to delete tiktok from my phone because I discover a new kink about once a day."

Logan: Nothing's unusual as long as it's not illegal.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Answered!

Logan: "Thanks I think. I think I'm supposed to say thank you. The fuck you do with this shit bandit? I just told people that I'm bi, not that I cured cancer."

He's not good with emotions, it's okay. We're proud of him anyways!

[simpeachie]

Hi guys! How’s  everyone? I havent been so good these last few days but we hanging in there, right? Gonna get some new ink tomorrow so im definitely excited for that even though everyone keeps saying where im getting it its gonna hurt like a modafucka buuut i honestly never really cared about tattoos pain, it never really like bothered me ya know i usually dont feel that much pain but everyone’s stressing me out about it this time cause im getting an underboob but well its wtv i’ve always prefered physical pain over phsycological one so i guess its gonna be great lmaao

Stay safe everyone ♥ Love yall

[grimmori]

I always thought Jayers was yaoi culture too, considering every Jayers fanart I've ever seen is Michael stabbing the shit out of Jake LOL

i meeeeaaannnnnn... im not gonna shame people for their ships that's the last thing I wanna do. yall are allowed to do whatever you please. 

I'm just not super into romanticized relationships like that xD its just not my cup of tea (ship/pairing wise)

buuut. like I've said before, I'm more attracted to a good story than I am just a pairing in general (if that even makes sense). like, if there is a well-written jayers fic or whatever that isn't just yknow.... weird fetishy abuse shit... then I'm more than likely to enjoy it. 

for instance, what that last person said in their regards for jayers. jake being interesting to myers-- a rarity in the realm because jake doesn’t react the way myers expects and wants his victims to, and because of that jake becomes his new obsession. there's nothing inherently romantic or sexual about that-- at least it doesn't have to be. and I like that. 

not really... some weird killing/stalking bs, yknow lol. 

[naughtynutboy]

heyy yall mind if i just pop in here to vent/ask for advice (?) for a sec?

im not gonna get too personal or tmi cause this is a very out of the blue post and i have a feeling a majority of people would not appreciate me Going Off about my personal issues out of nowhere on a basically-inactive-at-this-point sanders sides blog (that inactive part was a joke, im still vibin here im just extremely demotivated to do shit sorry)

buuut on the off chance someone does feel like listening to the Full Story with all the Nitty Gritty Details and can potentially offer advice/just talk abt their own experience tbh, pls dm me and we can talk in private :))

anyway, so uhh i've been seriously questioning over the past week or so if i might be aromantic and it is beginning to upset me because i so badly Do Not Want To Be That

for the record, i have nothing against aro or ace people, but my whole life i've fantasized about being in love and in a relationship and having a girlfriend and a wife and kids in the future and i've consumed and created countless romantic stories with characters that i've connected with so deeply and now that i think about my past experiences with romance more, it feels like the carpet is being pulled out from under me and that i'll never be able to experience the thing i've wanted for basically my whole life

i'm not going to be officially labeling myself or anything yet because this is a relatively new breakthrough i guess and for all i know i might turn out to not be aromantic, but when i think about it, all my past ""crushes"" have felt super hollow and almost like i called them crushes because i felt like i had to?? like i said i had a crush on one of my ex girlfriends (after we got in the relationship, by the way) but i'm not entirely sure i ever really liked her in that way?? i mean i cared about her health and happiness, but not in a romantic context it was more just like a friend would care for their fellow friend's health and happiness.

but at the same time i want to be loved so bad?? like it feels like i am incapable of reciprocating romantic feelings for someone else but i have no problem with them feeling that way about me?

idk. there's so much more i could and want to get into (like how i've never really changed the way i act towards a person in romantic relationships compared to friendships in the past, how i literally cant think of examples of a "romantic situation" to imagine myself in while questioning right now, etc) but i'll leave it here cause, again, i dont want to get too into it on a random public post. if i actually am aromantic, i dont know how to feel about it. i dont know if this is a common experience. i know i have communication issues and issues with being vulnerable and honest so maybe i'm just really bad at expressing the romantic feelings that i have, or if i just straight up dont have any romantic feelings ever so that's why it's difficult to express them.

im going to throw this under the aromantic tag and ask for some advice coming from aro people themselves. i would really like to know if anyone has had a similar experience to mine, or just general coming out as aro stories. also anyone pointing me to some further information about being aromantic would be appreciated as well

thank you for reading this <3

[gridelincarver]

I have questions, so many questions! Can you please answer: 14,17,24,30, 31, 40 ?

hello !!!!! why are all my new witcher mutuals so wonderful i love yall!

14.  Do you regret any of your choices? ahahahah like i said in the previous one im the person who looks all the effects of ur choices up on the wiki and makes the decisions meticulously... (sometimes i wish i didnt do that bc there are some cool things that i wish would surprise me!!) so no not really i always pick the thing i want

17.  If you could change one thing about the Witcher 3 what would it be? iorveth should FUCKING BE IN IT. either that or i wish it didnt have the weird heterosexual undertones of like “haha queer/gnc amab ppl so weird right??” like how awkward geralt acts around elihal and mislav, like bro pls. also i would really like a romance route that DOESNT make me sick. like please. one healthy romance route.  (if its a gay romance route then that would be fantastic but above all i want a healthy romance route) or let me romance regis. LET ME ROMANCE REGIS or combine these and let me romance iorveth. and regis! olgierd should b an option too. and eskel. u should be able to choose ur badass boyfriend.

24.  Favourite character? brooo this ones so hard but aaaAAAA i mean ??? regi s??? probably?? i love him so much.... dettlaff is also up there tho! (and geralt ofc)

30.  What happened to Syanna? i answered this in the other ask that posi sent me buuut even tho my second time playing through i did a bunch of separate saves and did EVERY ENDING, every OTHER time i do it i let dettlaff go (so syanna dies). to me its not a matter of syanna vs dettlaff, but a matter of not forcing regis to kill the person who brought him back to life because like you OWE regis’ life to dettlaff!!!!!!!!  its awful and i cannot have regis do that!  and he gets banished from his species!!! like regis doesnt deserve that!!

31.  What happened to Olgierd? aw i couldnt let his soul get taken, and gaunter is a fucking piece of work and fucks around w people wayy too much, so i figured i’d take gaunter down a peg! i freed olgierd, i think he deserves a chance at a better life

40.  Where would you want Geralt to live (other than Corvo Bianco)? honestly just... somewhere he’s happy?  with ppl he loves?  maybe in novigrad once it’s freed from all the witch hunter shit, but honestly wherever he’s with friends bc he deserves happiness

thank u so much for the ask this was so fun to do!!!!

(answers from this ask meme)