#not technically unreality

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why do homophones exist?

Eye halve know clew.

Its A reel gambol too chews witch whirred two yews.

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Goncharov romcom au because the drama is delicious but these poor souls need rest and let’s face it they are all a little silly 

Goncharov, Katya, and Andrey start out as childhood friends. People assume Goncharov and Katya are #Together and, due to pressure from multiple angles as well as misunderstandings, they get engaged. They both assume this is what people are supposed to do and, since everyone says they’re in love, they must be.

Except throughout the engagement, not only do Katya and Goncharov start to develop tension with each other (and not the romantic kind) but Goncharov’s friendship with Andrey become strained as well. It’s assumed that Andrey is a rival for Katya’s affection. 

Meanwhile, Katya begins a friendship with Sofia, who sympathizes with her distress at keeping up with others’ expectations and encourages her to parse out her own feelings instead of letting others tell her what they are.  

Anyway it turns out everyone’s queer and there’s a double wedding at the end and a running thing is that everyone asks Icepick Joe for advice but his advice always applies to the wrong person.

[mxnster-soul]

I went to check on him.

Never seen anyone sleep so dramatically before.

(I you wanna keep up to date with happenings, here's a live-archive of updates! I'll try keeping em in order)

[paxlight]

I spent the last two days making a clan camp in Unreal Engine 5, using assets from Stylized Landscape 5 Biomes + Stylized + Low poly forest : Orasot Bundle. I'm really proud of how it turned out!

[unorcadox]

On that day, the viscera of God fell on the world.  Stringing itself up across the sky and into everything.

[aroaceofthesea]

Why is no one talking about 2 weeks until the 50 years since goncharov anniversary

[creaturefeaster]

adobe animate's crappy little vector paint brush, forever addicting.

[man-i-love-folklore]

if there's one thing about hozier i know for sure it's that that man will find a way to make greek mythology references in his songs

[were--ralph]

the thing is its not a forklift i use often but i have used it in the past when others are taken or are down so like its completely possible it caught fire on the receiving dock and i died without anyone knowing

i literally feel like the universe is speaking to me maybe i should play the lottery idk

[facts-i-just-made-up]

enlighten me: how do plane fly?

Same as birds but less flapping and more noise.

[bouquetofrosys]

is everyone doing a goncharov rewatch right now? or is there just one person on my dash getting really into it again out of nowhere

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Been messing around with some slightly surrealist photo editing in Krita, specifically playing with reflections and perspective and birds! All photos are by me or by my grandpa who was one of my inspirations to get into photography.

[mygh0stisr0tting]

HELLO????? HES LEAVING????

[unorcadox]

🛣

[daily-mizuki-water]

Testing, testing…

Can you guys hear me?

…

Good.

I’m afraid your beloved Mizuwater is… no longer fully in control of themself.

It’s a pleasure to meet you, everyone.

:)

-not mizuwater

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH MIZUWATER LORE IN ANY WAY. I AM JUST SOMEONE ON THEIR ACCOUNT. THIS IS NOT MIZUWATER LORE. ok bye!

[mxnster-soul]

ask him if he’s isosceles, equilateral, or scalene (betting on scalene he looks like he’d be that type)

He uh. . .he didn't want to answer this one either.

Might bust out the ol carpentry tape measure to find out.

Got a buncha measuring tools in the garage.

I'm 5'1½", so i'll try to get a height comparison too