#not the scariest but okay

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to his socials: Pro-tip! If you had a questionable childhood and you’re thinking of throwing out some lore about your past, maybe think twice before describing it as a funny story.

Eddie: Maybe say to yourself, ‘Hmm, would I think this was funny if one of my thirteen year old students told me this? Would this make me immensely sad hearing it from a child?’ before deciding to violently vibe check your husband with the saddest fucking thing I’ve heard in a while.

Steve, off-screen:

Steve: First of all, I agreed with you. Saying it out loud, it’s not a funny story. My bad.

Steve: Second, do not describe my childhood as ‘lore.’ I’m not an elf in your nerd shit.

[braisedhoney]

been on an utdr kick. occasionally i feel the snag of old fandoms… but tbh i blame gaster, because he never left in the first place.

also i know almost nothing about horrortale sans pls forgive me. i’m basing it off the game demo i saw like six years ago.

bro you could totally fit the whole axe in there. question is where would it go.

[spiderzlover]

Trick or Treat?🍬

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃‼️

[antisociallilbrat]

I really forget how 'mainstream' the It movies actually are. Both of them, the 2017 and 2019 movies are on the top ten list of highest grossing horror movies of all time. The 2019 one is ranked number five while the 2017 one is the highest grossing horror movie ever as of now. It dethroned The Exorcist (1973) for that spot. That's literally insane. This is why we're getting a prequel series. The movies are so popular the Simpsons had a fucking parody episode of It.

And what gets me, the reason I forget the movies are way more popular then I remember is because it's all about the clown for the GA. I forget that a lot of people who watched the movies are there for Pennywise and not the Loser's Club.

[imminent-danger-came]

something about mk brutally smashing his head against azures sword till it shattered. something about mei modeling her sword after azures (im insane)

I went ahead and gifed both scenes (which proves that I'm very clearly normal)

So, Mei shatters her family sword defending MK. She then models her sword after Azure's. MK later brutally smashes his head against Azure's sword, cracking it (and Azure) apart. Azure then uses that sword to stitch the universe together, losing his life in the process.

The first thing that comes to mind is the Curse's words, "Such pitiful creatures: cowardly, reckless, monstrosities; all doomed to play a roll in tearing this world apart! To cause nothing but chaos and destruction.", with 4x13 being titled "Rip and Tear" and Azure quite literally tearing the world apart. You trying to do what you think is right but that still leading to bad outcomes—to shattering and breaking and destruction.

Other bonus parallels/contrasts include:

Mei breaking her sword to defend MK, while Azure breaks his sword attacking MK

"But how am I supposed to protect everyone if I don't have my sword!" and then Azure uses his sword to save the entire world aka everyone.

Mei: "If you're not giving everything you have to protect the people you care about you are nothing!" Azure: "I would have done anything in my power to bring them back—but it wasn't in my power, it was in yours." (Using power for the people you care about) (Interesting to note however, Azure is fine with his friends as collateral ((love you 4x10 roar)) where as Mei will put a lot at risk for her friends ((she doesn't object when MK suggests going into the scroll even if it'll risk the curse being released)))

Mei: "What's the point of having power if you won't use it! [...] Inaction is careless! [...] Then maybe you don't deserve power!" Azure: "I did not sacrifice everything simply to be an idle deity! I will do what my predecessor did not!" (Aka those who deserve power are those who will use it)

Both were totally willing to sacrifice Wukong for their goals (Mei in 3x12 and Azure throughout s4, but especially in the special)

Mei: "Wukong knew the risks—that's the hard part of being a hero!" Azure: "Nothing is won without sacrifice!"

Jade Emperor Azure and Samadhi Fire Mei as containers for uncontrollable power (I talk about this one a lot)

Do we think "How could you lead us into this fight without a real plan!" applies to the Brotherhood's attack against heaven

They really did not need to have Mei model her sword after Azure's, so I wonder if this is building to an eventual "Mei V MK" fight (where Mei is most likely fighting MK to save MK) and Mei uses her sword to protect herself from one of the people she cares about.

I feel like there's more to the sword situation, but I can't put my finger on it.

[wolfstrong]

Xander smoking weed in his parents basement like “maybe this time I won’t get scared”

[frostybirdgoddess]

Darius and Ben in Chaos Theory but… make Darius relive the trauma of losing Ben.

[hellcab]

{{ Whelp, I nearly died on my way to work. That’s a first. }}

[ratthumbsup]

in many ways starting a new job is the it's so over/we're so back meme.

[writebackatya]

BOY WHAT A NOVEL IDEA

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Don’t worry she don’t bite- either way, yeah, that’s Starving Man haha

[platonic-pals-punchout]

to whoever sent in the harry potter ask:

I realize I should've re-blacklisted it to make it clear, that's on me, but TERFs & TERF supporters are not allowed on this blog & should die <3

[theboarsbride]

New old man pookie is getting me thru a week of frozen roads and negative temperatures 😍

[ragsy]

It's been a month now since I saw it, so I guess I can officially crown godzilla minus one as one of those films that has permanently altered my psyche

[starlet-sky]

[spring-lxcked]

the only personality quiz that matters for ppl who have played fn.af 1 ( and are scared of it. if you're not scared of it, this is irrelevant ): did you find phone g.uy's calls annoying or did you desperately not want them to end?