#now i'm not saying i ship duck and billy but

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Fruitful First Meeting

Ship: Beverly Sutphin x Billy Nieland

Word Count: 657

Summary: The last time I edited this piece was October of last year. I thought I hadn't finished writing it (turns out I had and just never posted it), but I'm rewatching Serial Mom for Mother's Day so I thought it was about time I put it out to the public. Anywho, Beverly and Billy's first meeting. CWs for poor maternal relationship, mentions of abusive relationship, deadnaming, food mentions.

Tag List: @canongf

William “Billy” Nieland lived a shitty life with his shitty mother, despite being an adult. On top of this, he was in a long-distance relationship that was similarly abusive, though he didn’t recognize it in his desperation for human connection. Sometime in the 80s, Billy’s mother dragged him and herself out to Baltimore, Maryland, where Billy’s abusive lover lived. Lying to himself, he believed at least finally seeing him in person might lift his spirits a bit… it didn’t, but then, he met Beverly Sutphin.

“******, there’s somebody at the door, go get it!” His mother snapped as she continued watching some game show and working on a cross stitch.

“Yes, mother…” He cautiously approached the front door of their home which was just a bit too big for only two people, taking a breath before opening it. “Can I help you…?” He immediately felt himself become even shier than normal. A tall, blonde, beautiful woman stood in front of him, carrying some sort of pie.

“Hi, I noticed you moved in a couple of days ago. I’m Beverly Sutphin, I live just across the street, I thought I’d come by and welcome you to the neighbourhood.” She beamed. She spoke very eloquently and Billy found the rasp in her voice quite charming.

“Oh, uhm,” he stumbled, twisting the hem of his sweater. He chuckled nervously. “Forgive me, I’ve never been very good at… speaking, a-heh.”

Beverly smiled patiently, offering up the pie. “It’s raspberry.”

Billy did not particularly enjoy raspberries, but he had a feeling he’d eat more than his fill of the desert. “Thank you. I’d invite you in but my mother… she doesn’t like guests.” He avoided her gaze as he took the pie from her well-manicured hands. The more he admired her, the more he felt like she had just stepped out of a magazine. Beverly frowned.

“Oh, that’s too bad. What’s the point of having neighbours if you don’t ever see them?”

Billy chuckled again. “I suppose that’s true… she’s an odd duck, to say the least.”

“******! Tell them we don’t want anything, you’re letting in a draft!” His mother barked again. He sighed, head drooping.

“Was that her?” Beverly asked, something sharp in her bluebell gaze. Billy nodded.

“B-but don’t mind it, really, I’ve dealt with it for a few decades now. I know how to handle it, honest. Thanks again for the pie, Mrs. Sutphin.”

“Please, call me Beverly. And why don’t you come by for coffee on Sunday? It sounds like you could use a break.”

“I’ll… see if I’m free. Bye, Beverly.”

“Take care… I didn’t catch your name.”

Billy pondered this. She had very clearly heard his mother, yet still asked for his name. Against his better judgment, he gave it to her. “Billy. Billy Nieland.”

Beverly smiled. “Well, it’s been very nice to meet you, Billy. Let me know if Sunday works out for you!” She called over her shoulder as she set off down the concrete path splitting the tiny front lawn, waving as she went. Billy closed the door, shifting the pie carefully to free up his hand, then took it into the kitchen.

“Who was it?” His mother asked.

“A neighbour. Beverly Sutphin. She brought us a pie, ma.”

“What kind of pie?”

“Raspberry.”

His mother sneered. “Guess it’s all for me, then. You won’t even try it despite our neighbour so lovingly making it for our grand arrival in this bright little town.”

“I want a piece,” he spoke firmly.

“Well, you better get it now, because as soon as it’s in the fridge, I’m not letting you touch it.”

Billy quickly went back to the kitchen and cut himself three equal-ish pieces, put them on a paper plate, and wrapped it in saran wrap, picking up a fork on his retreat to his bedroom. And while raspberries certainly weren't his favourite, the desert tasted like the promise of good things to come.

[biillyhargroves]

i would love to see 4 or 10 for harringrove

I had another request for 4, so I'm going to use 10 for this one! I'm setting this in a alt-S3 AU in which the sauna test works (see: this fic) and Billy joins the crew, + established Harringrove.

i can be your powder keg (if you can be my fuse) lyric prompts | fic requests open

Words echo but don't land; Steve feels far away, a ship lost at sea, turned over by frothing waves and angry tides. His heart clenches in his chest with every flinch of Billy's coiled muscles, every jerk of his tense body. He is across the room, an ocean away, Max beside him, her hand in his, a display of affection normally shunned.

"Steve? Goddammit, are you listening to me?" Fingers snap in front of Steve's face and Steve curses, swatting at the offending hand. Dustin snaps back, "I was saying—"

"Just," Steve says, holding up a silencing hand, "give me a minute."

He rises, leaving Dustin sputtering and swearing after him, and crosses the room with long strides, reaches for Billy and regrets it when his fingers graze Billy's shoulder and Billy whirls around like an animal cornered, trapped. Max squeezes her brother's hand and Steve shoots his up in defense, opens his palms in a weak display of vulnerability.

Billy does not relax, but his eyes soften. He nods to Max, and after a moment's hesitation she releases him and moves away, turning her back to offer the slightest semblance of privacy. Billy watches her, looks down, looks anywhere but at Steve.

Steve quietly asks, "Are you okay?" Billy scoffs. Steve winces. "Sorry," he says. "I just meant—"

"I know what you meant," says Billy, eyes finally lifting. They are red-rimmed and watery and the sight of them breaks Steve's heart. He steps closer, laces his fingers with Billy's. Billy doesn't pull away.

"You don't have to do this," Steve says.

He hates the plan that the others have concocted. Billy as bait? The kids insist upon it, because the Mind Flayer is angry with him — the Upside Down wants him back. Guilt is a vice around Steve. He hadn't been there. Billy had been driving to meet him and Steve had forgotten to call, forgotten to tell him that he'd had to work late, that corporate was forcing some bullshit tasting for the new summer flavors, that he'd lose his job if he skipped out. If only Steve had called him, if only Steve had ditched the stupid meeting, if only Steve had faked some illness or snuck out early — if only, if only, if only.

"It wants me," Billy says quietly. He doesn't sound like himself. His voice is soft and faraway, his worlds oddly lilted. This unnerves Steve most of all. He hadn't seen Billy possessed, hadn't been there to save him. He'd failed him, he's still failing him, and maybe now, maybe here, he can change it all. He's here now. He can protect Billy now. Billy says, "It's the only way."

"It's not." Steve's voice breaks. He grabs at Billy arm and regrets it when Billy flinches, pulls back. Steve loosens his grip but refuses to let him go, afraid that maybe none of this is real, that maybe Billy will disappear, nothing but smoke and mirrors, an after-image conjured by a drug-addled brain. Steve gently rubs his thumb over Billy's bicep and insists, "We can figure this out. We can."

"We can't," Billy says flatly. There is no anger, no emotion, no resignation. It's a fact. "There's no time," Billy says, and he shrugs off Steve's touch, ducks away when Steve reaches for him. "I can handle this. I can take care of myself."

Steve shakes his head, not because he doesn't believe Billy, but because he doesn't want this to be true. Because Billy is an island and Steve wants desperately to climb ashore. Because Billy has always taken care of himself, has faced the same demons again and again and again, and just once, just once, Steve wants to step in, do the bullshit knight-in-shining-armor act.

Billy steps away, shoulders back and chin up, and Steve can't tell if it's all an act or if Billy really is that brave. Steve thinks it's the latter, tries not to think about the awful possibility that Billy has simply accepted his fate, that Billy assumes that the world is going to swallow him anyway and that he may as well kick its damn throat all the way down.

"Steve," Dustin says, exasperated, grabbing at Steve as Steve watches Billy turn to others, vaguely hears Billy ask when they're getting this show on the road. "Steve, we have to go. You heard the plan, right? Scoops Troop this way."

"No," Steve says, harsher than he means to. He doesn't take his eyes off of Billy as he says, "I'm not leaving him."

***

And now he is crouched in the courtyard, hidden behind an overgrown houseplant and watching the Mind Flayer rise up and roar, and Billy is beside him and he is stone-faced and stoic as he watches the beast rumble down the long hall. Billy lets out a breath and Steve turns to face him, sees a single tear streak down Billy's cheek. Steve wipes it away and Billy turns to face him.

"It's not too late," Steve says desperately.

"I started this," Billy says, even though he didn't. He didn't hurt those people. It wasn't him. Steve wants to scream this at the top of his lungs, but one look at Billy's icy stare silences him. "It started with me," Billy says, "and I want to finish it."

Billy begins to stand but Steve catches his wrist, rises up with him and takes Billy's face in his hands. He crushes his lips against Billy's, kisses him until Billy loosens in his grip, kisses him until Billy's hands land on Steve, pulling him closer, and then he lets him go. Billy blinks at him and Steve rubs his thumb across Billy's cheek.

"You'll be okay," Steve says, as much for himself as for Billy, and Billy nods. He says nothing, but he leans in for one last kiss before turning, letting Steve's hands fall away, marching straight into this strange hell.

"Hey, fucker!" Billy calls, voice gritty and gravelly and horribly strained. The Mind Flayer stills, its great head swiveling, and it screeches deafeningly when it finds Billy.

***

Steve sees only flashes. Billy standing statuesque in the middle of the mall. Billy shouting at the Mind Flayer, his hands curled to fists at his sides. The fireworks sparking overhead, Lucas silhouetted in their patriotic glow. The Mind Flayer rearing back. Eleven running towards it, arms outstretched, screaming. Max on her heels.

Billy there one moment, gone the next.

He is in Steve's arms now, eyelids fluttering, the gore of the Mind Flayer splattered across the cheap tile and all over the high cielings of the Starcourt Mall.

"Hey, hey, hey," Steve whispers. Behind him, Max and Eleven squeeze each other's hands, Max's whole body trembling. Steve keys in on Billy, pulls him closer, rests Billy's head on his chest. "Stay with me, okay? It's okay. You're okay."

There is blood everywhere — soaked throat Billy's shirt, seeping onto Steve's blue uniform, trickling from the corner of Billy's house. Billy's eyes are unfocused but he furrows his brow, reaches up to gingerly trace Steve's face. Steve's hand falls over Billy's.

"Just look at me, okay?" Steve tells Billy, kissing his fingers before bending down to light his forehead against Billy's. He is clammy, feverish, but his heartbeat is steady and strong. Steve holds him closer, a little bit tighter. When he kisses Billy, he tastes iron. But Billy kisses him back. Billy kisses him back and this is all that matters, all that will ever matter, and in the breathless moment after, as the emergency splash dizzying colors across the high walls, Steve whispers, "I'm here. I'm here. I'm here."

[whileiamdying]

The Shipping News: Moderate or good?

Our voyage into Annie Proulx is under way, but the outlook for a satisfying read remains unclear

📷 Kevin Spacey as Quoyle and Judi Dench as Agnis in the film version of The Shipping News

There was a mixed reaction when The Shipping News was announced as this month's Reading Group choice. Plenty seemed pleased. But many were disappointed.

As expressed by Lobster1: "Oh gosh … I really didn't like the book … eeek … I enjoyed the story but I had problems with her prose style … I found it annoying."

This prose style seems to be the sticking point. Even many of those that like the book seem to find it difficult. Shavedlegs wrote: "I agree with the comments about her writing style. I found it really hard work and it took me ages to really get into it. It's worth sticking with it as the description of a bleak Newfoundland winter and the emergence of the key characters is beautifully done. Definitely a slow burner."

MajorWhipple too had worries about the pace, saying: "It's a terrific work although the pace might not suit everyone." Although he went on to note: "For me it was the perfect marriage of style and setting. Excellent characterisation and plotting too."

Kendrew agreed: "I fell out of love with fiction for many years and it was this book that persuaded me to fall again. Many people have told me that they find Proulx difficult and hard going but I found her quite the opposite. I have since read Postcards, and after Cormac McCarthy I find Proulx wonderful when describing landscape."

So what is it about the style in the Shipping News? Is it (as Partridge says of one of Quoyle's early pieces of journalism) "like reading cement"? Or, as that line might suggest, is it rather witty?

Personally, at just over halfway mark, I'm on the Kendrew-MajorWhipple side of the fence – although it took me a while to get there. At first I wondered what Proulx had against relative pronouns and conjunctions. I stumbled over sentences like the following:

"But Partridge, dribbling oil, said 'Ah, Fuck it.' Sliced purple tomato. Changed the talk to descriptions of places he had been, Strabane, South Amboy, Clark Fork."

I also wondered if I was going to find the imagery heavy going:

"As she spoke she changed in some provocative way, seemed suddenly drenched in eroticism as a diver rising out of a pool gleams like chrome with a sheet of unbroken water for a fractional moment."

Because that passage came early in the book, it got me worried. I spent a long time starting at it, sometimes thinking it sounded quite pleasant, other times thinking "but divers rising out of pools don't gleam like chrome" and "how long is a fractional moment"?

As it turns out, nothing since has tripped me up. Like many of the best books, The Shipping News has taught me how to read its rhythms, cadences and how to take in its imagery. Now, I'm racing through and enjoying every word. I can't verbalise why those sometimes clipped, sometimes languorous sentences fit the setting so well – it's more of a feeling. Is it too much to suggest that those waves and troughs, ebbs and flows, fogs, clouds and moments of piercing brightness in the prose are right for Newfoundland? Perhaps. But I'm sure that Proulx's prose is an admirable tool for conveying the tough poetic speech patterns of local characters like Billy:

"'Tis a strange time, strange weather. Remember we had a yellow day on Monday – the sky cast was an ugly yellow like a jar of piss. Then yesterday, blue mist and blasting fog. Cap it off, my sister's youngest boy called up from St John's, said there was a fall of frozen ducks on Water Street, eight or ten of them, feathers all on, eyes closed like they was dreaming, froze hard as polar cap ice. When that happens, look out boys."

I could read passages like that all day. Annie Proulx, it's fair to say, knows her weather. Wind, snow, rain, lots of rain, storms, odd strange moments of sunshine and then, fog: "Fog against the window like milk..." "The sullen bay rubbed with thumbs of fog" … "green of grass stain, tilted in fog."

There are masterful descriptions of the elements – a pleasure in and of themselves – although, of course, there's more to them than mere decoration, as this early description of the strange hero Quoyle indicates:

"His thoughts churned like the amorphous thing that ancient sailors, drifting into arctic half-light, called the Sea Lung; a heaving sludge of ice under fog where air blurred into water, where liquid was solid, where solids dissolved, where the sky froze and light and dark muddled."

Fog again. A splendidly-worked pathetic fallacy. Or at least, that's how I've been reading it. I should state again here that other opinions are available. I've just spotted this New York Times review stating: "Weather offshore or overland can often seem chokingly imbued with portentousness."

So there you go. As we already know, this isn't a book that pleases everyone. Although it's definitely keeping me happy. Whenever I come back to it, the strange rhythm and texture of the prose transports me straight to Newfoundland. It's one of those books that's enjoyable enough to make me resent the rest of my day. How mundane doing the dishes seems when I could be reading about Quoyle. I'm even feeling antsy writing this piece. In fact, I think I may slope off and read some more now …

Before I do, I'd just like to solicit opinions. How do you find the weather? Hard going? Bright and clear? And what is it that is so unusual and appealling/unappealling about the prose? Oh yes, and one last thought from cutta:

"Christ it's dull. Haven't read it but it's been Book at Bedtime on Radio 4 for God knows how long and still nothing's happened. All that 'low, Biscay, deepening rapidly' or 'southeast Iceland, good, becoming poor, 7' etc etc. Occasionally there's an exciting bit about hurricane warnings but I still struggle to stay awake till the end each night."

There's no pleasing some people...

[the-firebird69]

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Billy z is a big child it's not really that good at stuff and he expresses it every once in a while one purpose recently quite a bit but he's trying to duck and does have these big ships and it's an issue everybody's fighting over them and they're fighting the clones at least an announcement has made them go down the morlock are gathering and they're saying huge huge forces to get at least one ship at all and it looked down and they feel bad and they should cuz they don't have one ship at all and they're dwindling and they suck and John remillard has no ships and he sucks and has been ruining things cuz he's an idiot and a lot of people see it too boy are you stupid and it's going on now tons and tons of people I'm starting to fight trumpsters to just get the money and stuff and to shut him down so he can do something and go after ships it's a huge battle and right now they are attacking areas where the morlock are on the East Coast and they are leveling their headquarters and they are taking the people out they fired a bunch of people and they went there and they hit him and right now it's going towards Western Pennsylvania and Ohio and they're getting hit and heavy and the fleet is getting bigger and bigger and it's gathering up in the upper Midwest and soon it'll come down to the Midwest and it will wipe the morlock out and leave them out of the way because the clones are doing their move it's tons and tons of firepower okay this is a big fleet and it's hefty and it's global and it's going to take them out of there and we didn't expect this but that's what they're doing and they're taking them out of the upper areas right now the morlock are moving and to the tunnels and the empire is so far allowing them to and they vowed to get a stone chip to wipe out the empire and they're moving fast I'm very happy with my husband and his performance is outstanding. He says mine is much better than he thought would ever be I feel bad a little bit but really I'm amazed because I'm doing tons of stuff and he's right I'm doing a lot of work and I come out of nowhere with things it hits him like wow that's awesome and some of it's his but a lot of it's mine and it is awesome and a story is awesome and I'm from a different family and I brought that out and I brought it up and it's awesome anything says very rich and interesting and a lot of work I did and he does to sue them and I've been doing a lot of that and it's been helping him and I have been doing a lot of it because he's stuck there and I do see what he's saying it's a very hard for me to think down here at times and he's getting freed up a little and it's going to be better he does need things and he's in trouble because he sent in the message to the ATF they are going after the trumpsters and the guy is still there and he's not pulled out so I'm worried about it and I need some help and I need teams and I need a lot of teams and a lot of special teams to go in there and to get these idiots out of there

Hera

He says it's bothering her and he found it and he wants us to do the job of pulling him out and we're going to do it now we got to get him out of there and take him somewhere else all the time he needs to stay away and he needs to stay away now I'm working on it now diligently and I have a lot of people helping and it is a chore and a task but we're going to do it right now too I'm sending in teams and very big ones

Thor Freya

We have several notices to proceed and they're going to execute them tomorrow and we are going to come down here with Maxim tow tons of them and they're a whole bunch of them who hate these idiots and it's going to clear them out and it's not too early it's just in time and as a matter of fact they have to come down and get hotels and set up places to stay so we're going to do that now we do know that they're coming they told us the notices to proceed are so going to mobilize at least the workforce

I'm looking forward to this because these people are such assholes and we need a place for them to stay so it developing that and it's going to be huge with tons and tons of room and tons of tons of places for them to go to and we have a whole bunch of it but we need a lot more and if anybody has any ideas please let me know about it right away and our friend says there's a whole bunch of buildings they're not use government buildings and even hotels and they can be fixed up pretty quick and it's true too there's a ton of government buildings just sitting there and other buildings like commercial buildings that don't do anything so going to take them over and we're going to make them healthy real fast and I'm going to do that and he says you can have them do it cuz they work for a living and make some kind of deal then we go ahead and do that too and he said we have a checkbook and I'm asking them it'll probably meet in town at the event center

Mac

We have a pretty good checkbook huge really want to come down there and we're going to talk to you and we do want to buy some buildings and we do understand what he's saying there's a tons and tons of buildings that we could retrofit and renovate but for now I could just vivo back in and our groups would be in our building in your groups and yours and so you can sleep at night. Or you can do like the bottom floors yours or alternate floors he says the pain in the ass but alternating floors is a better way to do it and we do see that's the way to do it and their security numbers and boy there's a lot of us and there's a ton of government buildings just sitting there empty you seen it all over the country train stations and former Federal buildings Town Halls the town hall in punta Gorda is almost empty and he said the building department are the things could be there and other stuff like the planning department and they're planning on renovating it but really right now it's nasty so we're moving out and we're getting stuff going and right now we have tons and tons of troops coming down it's a gaggle okay they're not really true so workers. There's about five buildings in Miami that we've been eyeballing but really there's about 20 buildings here big that are empty in the commercial that we know about and he says it's 30 and it does 20 government buildings just sitting there empty it's only been a year and it shouldn't take too much to get them going and you have to do this smog them for mold and mildew and stuff and you need to be tested and things like that have to happen and tear outs are necessary if they find mold so going down there and we're going to we're going to start work right now and the guys can come down and if they don't find mold they're going to be sleeping in construction site I guess it's not going to be that much construction but we can do half the building and then the other half that's the way to do it we have ways to do it and the hotels are going to be full for a while just when these guys get kicked out and they're going to be fighting over stuff so we're moving out right now it's a good idea are son and daughter half

Thor Freya

It's really dire straits they're in. They're pushing cuz they're in trouble and we're helping and it's a nasty nightmare I'm going to go down there there's a lot of buildings that I like and we're going to try and do me them up by numbers and they're going to try to buy a bunch I'm going to renovate a bunch and there's a few other cities that have them in them and we need to occupy and that's going to make up 50% of the housing a friend is Right campers suck you go in them they're moving all over and mobile homes suck so been trying to think of what we do at other places and we know what we do we put up a huge tent on a big huge concrete floor and we set up a perimeter and he has this wall machine. I just want to set up some tents since you better put the concrete down in the wall and probably concrete all the way up to the wall cuz these bugs are gross and people are gross I see what he's saying too it's not that much concrete and the temperature gigantic you can make a huge thing of concrete and really can be a holding thing for cars and stuff later and we need that huge pain in the ass the walls are like 20 ft high and 2 ft thick and they're extruded and they go up in like 10 minutes it's really amazing so I'm going to pick a few spots I'm going to put them in right away and they're going to come down with the equipment and start building them and I'm going to go ahead and do that now and we're going to expect company so we need troops I'm ordering them but we'll probably need a lot more

Mac daddy

This is a great idea to tense and as a matter of fact I can build a building on the lot and keep the wall up and build a couple buildings even in apartments and so forth and just cut the concrete out and maybe use it as a parking lot if it's pitched right so we're going to head and trying to think about it about making it so it can be used for buildings and use it for the tents he said simply put the tents where the building's going to be make the buildings the same size and you can play around the tents and the tents will work better and the buildings will work and Mac is approving it right now and we'll go ahead and do that there's really no other way to do it it's an awesome idea I mean they're like the tensor like 1500 ft long and 1500 ft wider gigantic they go way up in the middle about a hundred feet no they're like 400 ft high and goes down lower towards the edges it's 10 ft that's gigantic he says it's a quarter mile and it's easy a quarter mile or a third almost and we're going to make several of them in each place and they're going to be these huge apartment complexes after we're going ahead with it now it's in addition and it's going to be towards the middle and we're going to build on foundations that will be independent from the flat work and structurally you can raise them up or lower them if you have to and it really it's almost designed and we have stuff that'll fit in that hole almost exactly and we're going ahead and getting ready and he wants to contract for one to be apartments right next to the 10th and we're going to do that now see how it goes

Thor Freya

We think that way too but you know he's doing it and it's good and it's keeping him Sharp and keeping him around and these people are really bad. And we need to go off and do something to them right now I can hear them talking about us

Mac daddy

Missing you about us too so we're going to start going on and really they're horrible there's a massive number of them threatening our son so we can take care of them and here John remillard needs to leave and we're going to pull them out and we have a plan and it's going now

Thor Freya

We are removing him and you can see the technique it's rough and you said it too and so if you want them out now it's rougher and we have to get him out now the guy needs to leave and we tried tons of stuff this is working cuz we're paying attention and he's happy about that but really we need them out now he's a pig is a jerk is threatening attacking him with stuff we need him out I'm calling on people to help me I need a team assembled here I need volunteers to form up a team of really we need a very powerful team and deadly assassins

Frank Castle hardcastle

I'm devoting part of my Force to it I'm tired of this rigmarole I need him out he's too much of a blabber and a loser and his too mean to him and dangerous we need him out now

Duke Nukem Blockbuster

I'm going to tell you this we're going to go after dinner we're going to go after him I'm going to make sure it works they do have a plan and I'm with it and I really think it's a good one and it's going to work and we're doing it now

Zig Zag

The plan is pretty good and it started and really you complaint is real and it's to a real department and it's really about a firearm and they have huge amounts of firearms that they're stealing and buying and they're going to get arrested for it and the guys an a****** is not doing it right and people know it and he needs to get beat up and we're going to beat him up and he can't even fight dinosaurs hello this dinosaur is kind of fierce the radiated and you can't shoot them.. going to make sure he doesn't get up. But really the plan is working and they're going to get fired from more jobs tomorrow today they got fired from about 50% of their jobs no 10% of them got fired I was wondering around going wonder what's going on the bar is empty they have these idiots on bicycles and there's hardly any of them out here didn't say anything it's just looking around and finally the Mongol horde came out and fisherman's village. You start laughing you said I got a surprise for you here it's like poison gas in an hour and most you'll be dead or half dead if you stay and make sure you have iron and vitamin b complex but you probably won't do that so they're eating hamburgers and stuff and they're laughing and the auction started hitting but half an hour later and they're going what's in these hamburgers some of them are hallucinating and I'm only about 10 of them died and 20 of them passed out that's a lot though this bruising and all sorts of stuff and embolisms and blockages and they came and took them away and they're gone and they're about two of them were higher ups and they got information and out of a crowd of 200 30 people is pretty significant for just oxygen increases right now it's about 26 right where he is and he wants the air to come in so he's trying to do that and it really comes in better when he turns that fan off

There's a battle going on in the upper Midwest and Midwest of all the middle areas and it's Giant everybody's in it including the clones. You want your people out and they're demanding it. There's a huge number of them doing it. It's a massive battle and people hate you more luck and they hate the clones. You're unreasonable and you beat the kids up and have to put up with it and our son did too Hera had to sit there and watch me and your jerks to her so you're going to straighten you out. Little Giant number of people who are coming to take care of this

Right now there's a huge force of Bullock building out outside of Charlotte county and they're going to come back in and try to take their jobs back and it was only 10% of their jobs and the forces like 200 million so that's an indicator of what they're doing not about their force or power that's what they're up to they actually don't want to leave and don't want to move out and are trying not to but the people here have actually moved out and the people in the jobs were the people here recently it's the clans that stayed it's not the clans that left those went mainly to New Zealand and it's a combat and most of them died and they're different clans and different families and they're not bja or trumpsters and so on. So these guys are out there the big huge force and they are getting wiped out right now and tons of them and it's a huge night and she is right with us helping and she's what they're up to and boy they going to get their asses handed to them in a few minutes because they're calling orders and stuff and they're calling orders and hours they say populous.

The 200 million or 300 million are gone and they're forming up again and they're going to keep doing it all night they say and there's a whole bunch of troops of there instead of trying to block hours from coming down and Max and they're going to get wiped out up at the border of Georgia and Florida there are like one trillion troops soon to be about 1 octillion that's a giant Force okay the numbers are skewed and now they're more or less being a lot more accurate and that is a giant Force and they're going to get their asses handed to them very soon they're going to be gone. And the force is comprised of warlock and clones. And the warlock a little slow but okay. That force is going to be hit it's getting hit and it's going away and I'm pretty sure another one is going to come down I'll be wiped out and after that another and after that another and it'll be wiped out.. and it's on too there's a huge amount of fighting going on giant giant fights okay and their invites too and then one looks like Cher quite a bit and she isn't. And this one looks like nobody except for trumpster family and that's who they are. There's more fighting coming up but that's going on tomorrow the Max and tend to fire 20%. This is globally here too 20% is a lot and they'll come at night and it's their families and their portion of those plans mostly they get wiped out where they're fired from and the max are trying to use it to kidnap people of hours I'm putting an alert out now

RED ALERT OURS ARE AT RISK PLEASE STAY IN YOUR HOME SHELTER IN PLACE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND YOU MUST REMEMBER TO GET SUPPLIES 11:00 TO 1:00 P.M. DURING THE DAY AND TONS OF PEOPLE DOING AND CHECK FIRST AND CHECK WITH YOU SUPERIORS THIS IS A WAR AND THEREAFTER US SO PLEASE SHELTER IN PLACE IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE CALL US AND YOU KNOW HOW TO AND WE WILL BE THERE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY AND A RED ALERT

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Google, look up “ryan gosling goat” for me please, time is of the essence

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

[bigsisterbabysitter]

His Girl 》 Part 2

Promt: Billy and Max are thriving in the Henderson house, but when Billy and Y/N go to a party things get a bit intense and Y/N has a few to many drinks

Warnings: Drinking, Mentions of Past abuse, SMUT

Chapter 2: New Friendships and Summer time Bliss

Billy and Max had been staying in the Henderson House for 3 months as the abuse case got very messy, Susan unfortunately getting into some trouble for never reporting the incidents they awarded Guardian ship to her Step Brother Billy Hargrove. Of course there were still visitations but the relationship was definitely strained. But for the most part everyone's lives were finally becoming peaceful. The school years was comming to a close and the first year of highschool for the party had been a success.

Billy had gotten a job at the local mechanic shop and was absolutely flourishing. Y/N took less of the night shifts at the Gas Station and was looking into other options for work. Once Y/N the Mother Hen of the group next to Steve of course started bringing Billy around more he was accepted with open arms much to Max and Y/Ns delight. He tought the boys about cars and in turn they took him to the arcade and got him in touch with his fun side. It was like a happy family they ate pizza and watched late movies all crashing at whoever's house was the hub that night. On more than one occasion the kids snapped pictures if Billy and Y/N knocked out together on the couch they were just waiting for them to get together at this point.

The Byers returned to Hawkins for the summer, Will and El getting out of school 2 weeks earlier than the others and were staying in a cabin by the lake. Surely that would be where the party spent most of their times this summer.

Billy stood infront of his mirror in the spare room he and Max had been sharing. Though most night he snuck to Y/Ns room to sleep peacefully beside her it was like she was a sheild for his nightmares. Max of course pretended not to notice. He fiddled with his hair anxiously wearing a pair of jeans and his red button down slightly unbuttoned due to the heat. He huffs and sighs jumping when Max speaks from the door way

"You look fine. Y/Ns in the livingroom and shes getting impatient..." she smirks and walks over giving her brother a light punch "go have fun please" she said with a soft look. He hadent done much but hang out at home with her friends and work. Admittedly the thought of the party made him nervous.. Billy Hargrove nervous about a party HAH what a laugh. He smirked and ruffled the red heads hair "alright alright dont have to much fun without me kay?" She pushes him out the door "fine now go" she laughs

When Billy walked into the livingroom his breath cought in his throat. Y/N wore a sunny yellow sundress with thin straps. Her hair was curled and on the sides of her head her hair was braided into a crown with a Daisy hair pin holding it together at the back of her head. She looked so sweet and elegant. He had to shake his head "wow" he whispers

Y/N looked up "finally you take longer than I do!" She laughs grabbing his arm saying her goodbyes Dustin piping up playfully "hey Hargrove have her home by midnight" making Billy blush with a laugh. Y/N would be lying if she said she hadent put extra effort into her look painted her nails and toes a bright summery color and wore a sundress that fell mid thigh. She wore a flowery perfume and had a little makeup on, glossy plump lips and some mascara on those fluttery lashes of hers. She looked killer and she knew it. Climbing into the Camaro they drove to the party together and met up with their friends Steve patting Billy's back reassuringly "hey man just take it slow and have fun" he says as Nancy drug Y/N ofd to dance and chatter away

Billy really started to loosen up and become himself again a drink in hand he talked to a few people from highschool keeping close to Steve. They had gotten pretty close over the few months finding an interest in cars together, it had been helpful to have grown up guy talk. Then Stella whom back in his pkayboy days when he first arrived had been a fling on and off. She was a lanky blonde who wore skimpy cloths and had pretty blue eyes, a cheerleader he chatted her up awkwardly as she kept putting her hands to his chest and giggling. During a slower song she did somthing that cought him off gaurd she kisses him hard he jumped away "Uh sorry but no thanks I'm kinda with someone"

The girl giggled "oh hunny" she slurred "I know you you ain't with anyone" she giggles leaning in again and Billy's fists clenched rage in his eyes "you know NOTHING about me" he snaps she looks up as Steve pulls her away and sends her on her pouty way "hey man shes not worth the time" he pay his shoulder reassuringly. Little did anyone know across the room Y/N had seen them dancing and kissing and her heart was shattered... fine she stomped to the kitchen to hide her tears if Billy could cut loose with some bimbo.. so could she.

Chapter 3: Dunken Tantrums

Much to Nancy's dismay Y/N started to down cup and shots left and right until she lost count. She knew why but she couldn't tell anyone. Y/N was in love with Billy and some other tramp kissed him infront of her. She kept trying to corral the drunk girl as she stumbled around soon Jonathan started trying to help as well as Jonathan was like Y/Ns big brother of sorts since neither of them had fathers they were quick friends in middle school along with Nancy. Steve joined the group in highschool but he was with Billy. Soon there was a loud crash from the kitchen and Nancy yelling as men cheered. Steve looked to Billy confused then on cue Jonathan came pushing through the living room "Y/N" he panted "Drunk. Dancing, table" Steves eyes widened but Billy was already running into the room and was met with the scene.

Nancy stood arms out starched behind the table incase her friend fell Y/N danced swiveling her hips and squealing with her arms in the air. It wasnt on purpose but with here being up there the boys below got a nice view up her dress at a white Lace thong. They cheered and clapped as she danced to Pour some sugar on me by Def Leopard her drunken gaze met Billy's shocked face and she Squealed "Billy!! You're heeeerreee did ya finish up with Stelllaaaa" she slurs leaning forward with a giggle. This elects applause as her cleavage is pressed together as she bends down.

Billy looked at the dunken girl "Y/N common" he says brows furrowed together. He cringed when she mentioned Stella. She didnt actually think that did she? It hurt his feelings a little to think she saw what everyone had seen a heartless play boy. "Common Sweerheart get down" he said firmly. She swated at his hand "nnnoope they lllike me!!" She pouted at him. One guy sits himself on the table "yeah we like her Hargrove" he runs his hand up her calf and the back of her thigh giving her round ass a pinch making her squeak"

Billy is furious grabbing the man by the shirt he yanks him up and slams him into the wall "you touch her again" he grins through his teeth "I'll kill you" he snaps like a feral dog the guy snorts "what's your problem Hargrove you blew it, it's our turn" when the man said our turn like she was a duck doll Billy lost it hauling back with a scream of rage and punched him in the face, the man flailed punching back landing one to hisntight cheek but it was weak wouldn't even leave a bruise. Billy held him to the ground and punched him over and over. Y/N looked at Billy gasping "Billy!" She cried out Nancy ran over grabbing Billy's fist "ENOUGH" She yells Y/N feels dizzy her heel slips but thankfully Jonathan was right there catching the messy girl in his arms "okay alright Y/N up we go" he coos to her as she stumbles "atta girl' he pushed her hair back and held her. Steve was busy getting rid if the crowd and blocking the exit as Y/N kept trying to escape.

Billy stopped when Nancy grabbed him his eyes furious. He say Jonathan catch Y/N thankfully and he shook his fist as it was sore knuckles split he looked at Nancy who said "look I cant really explain but you need to take her home.. after you and Stella... shes just really upset okay" Billy was confused but nodded "yeah okay" he walked over grabbing Y/N by the waist when she squirmed away from Jonathan "I'm sorry guy" he mutters throwing the yelling girl over his broad shoulder. She kicks and curses and pounds on his back and he ignores her putting her in the camaro and buckling her in. He gets in with a angery sigh and starts driving.

Y/N is drunk and angery her emotions running rapid. Clenching her fists she starts to scream like a toddler pounding her fists on the seat either side of her thighs "STOP THE CAR LET ME OUT" she shrieks. "No you're drunk" he snarls at her. But hes forced to pull over as she unbuckled herself and stated opening the door. He slams the breaks pulling over on the empty road "what the hell is wrong with you?!" He yells as she gets out

Y/N is hyperventilating walking a few feet from the car she grips her hair and yells at the forest to their left "ITS NOT FAIR" she yells going from loopy to emotional. Her hands tremble and Billy gets out of the car "Y/N what the fuck isnt fair what's you're problem. The Stella thing? News flash I didnt kiss her back!" She spins around "No she cant have you!" She yells shaking he looks at her blankly "What are tou talking about?! Jesus fucking christ why are you so mad about this why do you even care?!" She couldn't breath her tears came streaming out down her cheeks "no no no she cant that was suposed to be me!" She sobs falling to her knees the truth comes pouring out of her lips she rocks forward crying slapping her hands against the warm pavement like a child "I'm your girl not her!" She cried sobs racking through her body "I'm your girl" she shakes her head repeating herself

Billy stares at her in awe his heart breaks for the woman before him throwing a tantrum on the empty rode and he regrets even talking to Stella when she cries about being his girl he wants to cry with her. Hes loved her since the night she cleaned him up thats when he knew he was in love and it scared him like hell. He knelt down infront of her pulling her close "shhh shhh shh" he says rocking her small form "I'm sorry okay I'm sorry let's go home Angle let's go home okay" he whispers into her hair his heart breaking at the fact that he made her cry like this

Picking her up bridal style as her whimpers died down Billy places her in the passengers seat carefully. He presses his lips to her forehead and then drives them home.

Chapter 4: Handle with Care

She started to calm down her breathing normal curled up in the seat. It's only 10pm but the others were no where around thank god. He helped her walk inside and took her to her room. She sat on the bed wiping her eyes as she started to sober up. Billy had left and returned with a glass of water and some Asprin having her drink the entire glass. He sat on the bed beside her silently. She fiddled with the edge of her dress as she started to relize exactly what she had done. Her heart is pounding un her chest her buzz still remains but she was clear headed. They sat quietly for over 20 minutes before Billy turned to her. He looked her in her eyes and grabbed her face. Kissing her deeply. She gasped softly as he deepens the kiss holding her face to his he nips her plump lip softly and she pushes herself forward climbing into his lap wrapping her arms around him he grips her waist tightly "god I've wanted to do this for so long" he growls "I'm so sorry Y/N" he says softly pressing kisses to her cheeks and jaw she shakes her head "I'm sorry I was being so stupid I got jealous and lost it" she says tilting her head to the side as he trails down her neck

Billy sucks loves bits down to the sweet spot where her neck and shoulder meets and bites down "you are my girl Y/N. You're my girl" he promises. She pulls his face back up to hers and kisses him deeply her hips unintentionally starting against his and he groans against her lips and their bruising kiss. She stops her movements and he growls "dont stop" he snaps out using his hands to move her against him bunching up her dress to get more friction.

The feeling over her lace covered pussy rubbing against his jean clad erection drives her crazy a whole new buzz taking over her body his hands travel from her waist to her ass gripping the soft skin she squeaks and she grips the hairs at the nape of his neck giving a soft tug electing a growl from deep in his chest she bits her lip looking at him with lust filled eyes. His own eyes hold the same look. Standing up holding her up he spins around and throws her onto her bed. She looks up at him her heart pounding as he crawls on top of her pushing the skirt of her dress up. He runs a hand down the front if her thong and kisses the top of her chest as he slides a finger through her folds slowly. Stopping to tease her clit she let's out soft little moans and he hums with a smirk "shhh can't draw any attention here love" he coos slipping a finger past her slick entrance she cries out and he places his free hand over her mouth as he fingers her slowly. 2 fingers curling into her G spot she moans under his grip and arches her back looking down at him and he smirks running his tounge over his teeth like a hungry wolf. This made her shiver just staring into those icey blue eyes. Just as she started to wither coming close tonger climax he removed his fingers making her whimper under his hand "not yet princess" he hums smirking sitting up he yanks her panties down her legs. Shes up just as fast pulling him by hisnshiet undoing his buttons. Her hands run over his tanned muscular skin fingers soft against his scars she looks up sweetly kissing each one individually. He stands shocked for a moment looking down as shes so tender with him

Her fingers worked at his belt as she kissed her way down his hops. Tugging down his pants and underwear letting his erection spring free. She hummed as she let him slip passed her lips and he grunts lacing his fingers in her hair. As she sucked him running her tounge along the underside of his cock. He felt himself twitch and he pushed her back. Drool dripping from her chin with a gasp and he crawls up her body on the bed "I need 5o be inside you" he growls she bites her lip and spreads her legs daringly "then come on in" she teases

Smirking he pulls her dress off of her aggressively and attacks her breasts with kisses and sucks. Lining himself up with her entrance she whimpers impatiently. Her heart racing as he slips inside froaning into her brests " fuck you're so tight princess" he groans into her skin and she threaded her fingers through his curls. His hopes moved slowly letting her get used to his size before he began to snap his hips faster pounding into her she had to cover her own mouth for fear of waking the house

Leaning back up he holds her thighs apart leaving fingerprint bruises in her skin. He looked down at her as she withered and moaned beneath him "mmm what a good girl" he cooed and she smiled up at him her brests bounce with each thrust and she uncovers her mouth eyes rolling back as she tightened around him and he smirks "are you going to come for me princess?" He asks growling as he picks up his speed pounding all the way deep side her "Yes!" She almost yells her toes curling her fists gripping the sheets and he barks "Cum for me" and his words have her unraveling her back arches and he reaches down pinching her swollen little clit pushing her further off that edge. He groans watching her come undone and hes close behind. Pulling out letting her legs fall he pumps himself in his fist rapidly painting her stomach and hips with his cum. He looks down at her state panting. Her brests rise and fall with her breaths. The small bruises on her thighs and the hickey on her neck surrounded by a soft bite mark. Pulling in his boxers he leaves only to come back with a wash cloths wiping her down as she can hardly move.

He grabs her a clean pair of panties and one of his tshirts and dresses her. She lifts his hips for him smiling arms above her head. Sitting up she slips his tshirt on and he climbs into the bed beside her. Pulling her under the covers he laces his fingers in her hair and kisses her head muttering "That's my girl" massaging her scalp softly. They fall asleep tangled in eachother, that was the first time Billy loved anyone in this way. And she would be his only love.

[the-firebird69]

It says his permitting plan could raise the chance of shutting the government down and there's no connection but second order using the media to try and shut the government down. So max are issuing warrants for this crime and they're calling him a terrorist because that's what he is thank you stupid blah blah dumb f****** retard he's a bum

John Kennedy is saying that he's a bum. He looks like a trumpster but he is but he's not Trump he doesn't have any damn ducks in the road there's no ducks to be in a row he's a Democrat and he's off the road he's off the trail he's out of his mind he's possibly pushed by Tommy F but he's an insane bugger and he's done this stuff for a long time and he's going to drag you all down. And he's still talking smack to her son

So our son's flipping them off and putting the middle finger right in his face and the dumb f*** just keeps doing it and doesn't get it so I have a huge Army and you're doing it to me and I'm attacking you every time you do it and he doesn't seem to care then your mouth starts rattling and then your stupid brain stress bouncing around and then you just suck it out there and you get shot in the head that's what people are doing to you for what you're doing to me you doing in public in front of everybody as a senator you're mocking the role you're mocking yourself is outside and people have had enough of you but they're going to go after you then I was trying to get his like what do you call it he's trying to tell people what's going on to try and change reality and you can see it in doing his hand signals to try and make it work he's telling people off and stuff is referencing walking around harassing her son this guy is a f****** huge a****** look at him just took his huge part of his playing apart we're now in his computer's phone is robots out taking his ai and the guy's mouth is not stopping we're taking the stone chips everybody's had him for it he probably hasn't launched one stone ship himself it's a f****** putz. Billy z says he knows where at them and he told Trump and Trump doesn't believe it and said well who's controlling those and he doesn't know they're not listening to his orders I'm going to go devastated stupid forces again in Australia show him that those dumb little toys don't do anything try and encourage him a little to get the f*** out of here that's what

Thor Freya