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[android-anathema]

that's the spirit!

[raytorotits]

frank iero the type of dude to fuck the homies goodnight

[everwitch-magiks]

a rich and complex tapestry

First prince. Oneshot. College AU.

When Alex first hooks up with Henry, he's expecting a fun one-night-stand and maybe the occasional booty call. He does not expect to get so completely pulled into Henry’s orbit that it forces him to reevaluate everything he thought he knew about his sexuality. And he's not sure if it makes it better, or way worse, that Henry is actually a professional at all this stuff — what are the odds that Alex would hook up with the one guy on campus who hosts his own radio show about sex?

'Sleeping With Henry' is about to gain one devoted listener.

Read on AO3

[rjalker]

now more like praying mantises. and more colorful

[ID: A digital drawing of a colorful alien who looks like a giant insect, with a similar body plan to a praying mantis, with four lower legs and two upper arms, with a green body that is solid green for the head, green with large red spots and a stripes for the thorax, and green striped with yellow, with smaller red spots for the abdomen. The limbs are paler yellow, with red stripes at each joint, and red feet. The eyes are faceted and light purple, with yellow curved antenne that end in three curled appendages. End ID.]

public domain alien species, altered by me to be more shaped like a centaur because it's fun. This version is also public domain because that's also fun.

Originally from the story The Attack from Space by Sterner St. Paul Meek, written in 1930. They're from Mercury, so they're originally called Mercurians.

[juunebuugs]

Blueycapsules fans are a different breed

[wajjs]

image id: screenshot of a tumblr post by yours truly (me, aka wajjs) saying: imagine getting ready to go to town and eat out some sloppy pussy and it's just kirby down there. would you eat out kirby, or does the risk of kirby eating you scare you?

[android-anathema]

for the people who are horny for cars are car crash videos like snuff films for them?

[raytorotits]

if you listen very carefully to tim's bass on the album past lives by ls dunes you can actually come hands free

[everwitch-magiks]

Crash (Inter)course

First Prince. One-shot. Alternate universe.

Alex is going out with a guy for the first time and frets over whether he’ll be absolutely horrible at, specifically, blowjobs. So he turns to Henry, because who better to give him a solid crash course in the fine art of sucking cock? Except when Henry agrees to help, a banana-shaped misunderstanding occurs between them. Also, there’s a fruit basket.

Alternatively titled: Blowjob Lessons.

Read on AO3

[rjalker]

Last update for today, now with Walks holding it so I can take the picture.

[juunebuugs]

The fears according to ai!

Part 1

[justicedivisions]

my son is so handsome and so incredibly spindly. you wish you were me

[soupy-the-only-one]

Dylan is the embodiment of "everyone is hot no one is horny" while Groucho is the "this is really just a man AND I WANT TO BE RAWED BY HIM THE WHOLE WEEKEND"

[crocadrivethru]

I got a manscaped ad but my phone was slow to scroll and before i could tell what it was my brain just thought it was another yakuza post on my dash

[anony-poet]

Knowing

You know the shape of my body, pressed against yours I know the heat of your hands on my skin.

You know my breath trembling against yours when you wrap your hand around my throat I know my name on your lips when I cry out against you.

How lovely, this knowing, and yet, and yet, and yet.

[awhisperofcinnamon]