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[groovesnjams]

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“Crazy” by Doechii

DV:

Music discovery is terribly broken, which is not to say that it ever worked perfectly. Record stores were populated by gatekeeper assholes, magazines were littered with undeclared sponcon, blogs and forums were driven by their own elitism, but now streaming playlists combine the worst of all worlds: impenetrable, payola-littered lists of the big name stars and a smattering of generic sound-alike landfill artists are how we’re supposed to find “new music”? Thanks but no. However! This does mean that when a new sound pops, it really fucking pops. And that’s how I heard “Crazy” - as a song by an artist I’d never heard of, that I had no expectations for, that caught me by the neck from the opening second and didn’t let go until days later. Months later, it’s still breathtaking: a career-making performance by Doechii, fire and lightning from the sky, undeniable and irresistible. Producer Kal Banx nearly matches her energy with one of the year’s best productions, an intensely elastic beat that stays taut throughout. "Crazy” is the rare sort of song that feels like it reorients the entire world to rotate around it each time it plays, as if Doechii is the new center of gravity.

MG:

We covered “Crazy” in April, basically asserting that our tits were blown off by this song and the electricity that runs through every bar has only grown stronger in the days past. Doechii and Kal Banx sound like they heard the term “Military Industrial Complex” and thought “Challenge accepted.” Doechii’s delivery is like gunfire and a boot stomping “Huh! Huh!” opens the song and punctuates throughout like a destabilized drill sergeant while Banx’s production hits with the force of a tank but the speed of a drone. It’s deft and elite but it’s also not without a sense of humor. In a song that speedruns through its barely over two minute runtime, Doechii has the audacity to posit “It’s a brand new day, new pace, light joggin’” as though we aren’t all desperately winded just listening. It’s this same bravado that rests at the song’s core. She isn’t taunting her peers or her audience, she’s taunting both, and especially anyone who might try and date her. “Crazy“ is about what Doechii will do to you and time has taught us it’s potent. 

[bandkidlife]

What it’s like to be in band: Chapter 1

     Hi everyone!!! I’m Sean! I just started band in Zoom call form and I play the uke!!! I’m pretty good at it! I can play the fricking Big Chungus Theme Song on it! I have a nickname for my ukelele. It’s called the “UwUkelele” haha XD. If you can’t tell already I’m an enormous fricking otaku (anime fan for the noob).

     Anyways, in the zoom call, I see my band instructor. He’s balding and 52. I can also see my friend, Kyle, who is wearing a plaid fedora and the fricking Big Chungus shirt I got him for his birthday! But that’s not all! I can see my other friend Edward! He is transgender and just dyed his hair pink! He looks fricking fabulous in that color!!! By the way, they liked to do trumpet battles at lunch before the pandemic. All the band kids would gather ‘round as Edward and Kyle take turns playing trumpet at each other! I don’t have much friends, so that’s everyone I noticed.

     My friends haven’t told me anything on this topic, but does anyone know how to get fricking Rick and Morty Season 4? It’s not on HBO. Haven’t seen it yet. Hopefully Pickle Rick makes a comeback! Wubalubadubdub if you know what I mean ;).

     So, back to the life. At lunch, after the trumpet battles would end, Edward and I would argue furiously over who deserved more Reddit Karma! On one hand, I make the best memes. On the other hand, Edward hooks us up with his posts on r/anime. HE HAS MORE KARMA THAN ME AND IT’S NOT FAIR! HE EVEN GOT GOLD FOR IT. Tbh, he does make some slappin’ pics of Hatsune Miku, but I’M THE ONE WHO MAKES THE CHUNGUS MEMES. I’ll let you guys decide who deserves more Karma.

     Back to the present. I greeted everyone by saying, ‘It’s Wednesday my dudes.” and everyone said it back. Randomly during the Zoom call, one kid I don’t know yells, “BRUH.“ at the top of his lungs. Everyone nearly poopoo’d themselves laughing!!! It’s the way he said it! he was like, “bruuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuh.“

     After that, the teacher left. My friend Kyle works at Burger King, so he gets free burgers. He pulls one out, take the lettuce off of it and shows it to the class. He says, “Does anyone want Burger King Foot Lettuce?” I SWEAR EVERYONE ROFL’D ON THE FLOOR. And then Edward said, “NUMBER 15! MY FAVORITE!” WE ALMOST DIED XD! After that, I shouted, “REEEEEE!“ Everyone laughed a third time, and I’m pretty sure someone made a poopoo because I heard someone say, “Darn, I freaking sharted.“ I said in return, “Damn Daniel. Big oof my guy.“ He proceeded to Naruto Run out of his room. I wanted to create a diversion. so I T-posed. Everyone was like, “What are you doing???“ Even though I got shamed for T-posing in the middle of class, I knew I was being wholesome.

     The rest of the class was quite normie-like. After the class, Edward, Kyle and I decided to hop on Discord. We played Smash Bros and made funny memes until 4 AM when I fell asleep looking at r/chonkers.

     So, this was a day in the life of me! I will post more soon!!! Make sure to be wholesome 100 and keep your shoes clean!

     P.S. Like if you have a chonker!

[leriahmariaena-blog]

CHILLS Narrator: Number 15...Dumbass People!

The last thing you would want in your secret government facility is someone else's failed abortion

[beardedhairyscruffhunks]

Here he is, @daveyblueeyes , from London to Mykonos. Dave is another former Top 1!!! #beardedhairyscruffhunks #model #britishshorthair #number15 #hairychest #mykonos #fashion #london #dankmemes #beard #greece #photography #catsofinstagram #memes #hairychestedmen #mykonostown #modeling #cat #number1topup #hairychestgay #mykonosisland #modelo #british #hairychestedhunk #mykonosgreece #love #britishcat #sakura #hairychestperfection2 #mykonos2017 (em Mykonos Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrERmxvHeFi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xoagidi292ov

[baseballsisco]

Two for 15 on this Wednesday. The Captain Thurman Munson and Davey Lopes. 15 days until Opening Day!!! #ThurmanMunson #DaveyLopes #Number15 #NewYorkYankees #NYYankees #NYY #LosAngelesDodgers #LosDoyers #2019MLBSeason #2019OpeningDay #OpeningDay #BaseballisBack #Baseball #Beisbol #BaseballSisco https://www.instagram.com/baseballsisco/p/Bu-SvRmgZko/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qsuson0b83o6

[foodweate]

@해피셰프

[lemurdetaic]

Mardi 13 juillet 2021…You are welcome mon petit amour❤️❤️❤️#number15#petitprince😍#grandmotherever#Taïcinlove🥰
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[almfineartandphotography]

Happy Thursday everyone!! Looking for something great to read on this beautiful day?! Go out and purchase your copy of “The Eastwick Press” out today!! For one week, you’ll get to read all our Rensselaer County news on our website at http://www.eastwickpress.com through April 16. Post date, $25 a year for an online subscription!! I soaked in some sun & ate my snack from Duncan’s this afternoon once distribution day for “The Eastwick Press” & “The Xperience Monthly Magazine” was over!! This week’s edition features my story of the Petersburg Fire District #1’s current purchase, the 3M Scott Air-Pak X3 Pro SCBA. It’s a new fire breathing apparatus used by fire department volunteers & staff for breathing during fire calls. This was one of 3 events I covered for “The Eastwick Press” on Wednesday, March 31,2021!! Read about it today!! Happy Thursday!! (All photos taken by Amy L. Modesti, Thursday, April 8,2021. “FD Receives New Equipment” article & photo by Amy L. Modesti, Wednesday, March 31,2021.) #ALMFineArtAndPhotography, #TheEastwickPress, #DuncansDairyBar, #RiverfrontParkTroyNY, #TroyNY, #ThursdayApril82021, #WednesdayMarch312021, @eastwickpress , #EnjoyTroyNY, #FoodPhotography, #WorkSelfie, @duncansdairybar, #Volume30, #Number15, #PageThree, #PetersburghFireDistrictOne, #PetersburghNY, #April92021, #April2021, #Spring2021, #SpringSelfie, #FDReceivesNewFireEquipment, #StoryByAmyModesti, #PhotosByAmyModesti, #LocalEats, #CinnamonRoll, #UpstateNYPhotojournalist, #Single, #SingleAF, #SupportYourLocalNewspaper, (at Troy, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbOCGBJd_6/?igshid=86fluymevwbx

[sir-stitchess]

Somebody thought my muffin was a hamster

Who would mistake my muffin for a hamster?

[pikaemily]

🏃🌵🏃🌵🏃🌵 . let me just run away from my problems like i can run away from a battle in final fantasy. . shout out to @javierrivera_tattoos for holding this cactuar design for the longest time before i was ready for a palm tattoo! (he also did the little "JK"👏👏👏) . #tattoo #handtattoo #finalfantasytattoo #cactuar #YALL #THISISTATTOO #NUMBER15 #maybeillactuallygiveffXVachance https://www.instagram.com/p/B4bobJshG7j/?igshid=1kgjrjo8i5oea

[djangopiano]

When bears do your hair. #barbershop #number15 #bewareofbears #scalped #carlkissin #kissinimprov #haircutsformen #clawed #upperwestsidenyc #mensgroomingessentials #bearclaw #raked #itllgrowbackright https://www.instagram.com/p/BzcioIFptRO/?igshid=3x5eyrkxwcpe

[sameerketkar]

#corvette 1989 1:58 #scalemodelcar #corvettegrandsport #matchbox #lgg4 #lgg4photography #toycarphotography #homemadelightbox #fortheloveofthecar #number15 #diecastcar #diecastcollector https://www.instagram.com/p/BzAv0m_lcrc/?igshid=1voudfrohi4vz

[alechavez369-blog]

-CALLEJÓN DE AGASAJO- #LostPlacesIn #GTO #Number15 (en Guanajuato City) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxAelmmBQQ6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wk0nxj8tu0x2

[noeliapowers-thewarrior]

Nanbaka Fanart-Jyugo

If you know the anime Nanbaka this is a fanart of Jyugo the main character

Art by me

Hope you like it!x3

[28thquest-blog]

📆⚾ » OPENING DAY COUNTDOWN « ⚾📆 . #OpeningDay countdown continues today so #StartSpreadingTheNews because there's 15 days left till @Yankees begin their #28thQuest again!!! . 👤 THURMAN MUNSON C #Number15 . #ThurmanMunson . #Baseball #MLB #Yankees #ILoveThisGame . designed by @big18ag https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu8PqDpgwiA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=j9j1lejwm4ud

[jenraphael]

Just did this one tonight. Should I color it or leave it black and white? Doodle Number 15 #dailydoodle #doodleaday #number15 #dailydrawing #drawingaday2019 #art #abstractart #abstract #sharpieart #nyresolution2019 #popart #artpop #bandw #blackandwhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BsrjBDYjKG0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6gx88nu6cv4h