Sorry that you're in pain, I hope you get relief soon!! Sending good vibes your way! Have some feel-good head canons (stuff I want to write 918273 fics about):
- Dammon, Karlach, and Wyll are a power throuple.
- Astarion is the group's hair stylist. He keeps everyone looking fresh because he refuses to look at their split ends.
- Halsin's menagerie of orphans includes Yenna and some of the tiefling kids (like Mirkon, too pure for Mol's hijinks), and he affectionately refers to them as his little ducklings.
- Astarion and Tav adopt His Majesty.
- The gang gets together for a fancy party. Like maybe Duke Ravengard holds a ball for Wyll's birthday or something and it turns into a DA: Inquisition, Winter Palace-style political plot/murder mystery thing so the gang's gotta get to the bottom of it, just like old times... except in masquerade.
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I think the main reason why im so angry about nighthearts character and how both the narrative and fandom reacts to him is because there are character like bluestar, frecklewish and dawnpelt who will get ripped apart by the fandom for acting mean and having unhealthy coping mechanisms and lashing out, but when a male character does the SAME EXACT THING he gets praised by both the fandom and the authors for being a sad little boy who’s in a tough situation and deserves the world and no consequences!!
like its super confusing because the fandom (and the books too) only accept female trauma victims if there timid nice soppy characters who keep all their emotions to themselves and don’t know how to stick up for themselves, which is totally NOT misogynistic. because how dare women show emotions other than nice
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on the one hand im very thankful for microchips because if one of my cats got outside i would be devastated if they werent microchipped and nobody had any way to find me as their owner to bring them home but on the other hand i wish they didnt exist so that i could steal this poor crusty old as shit outdoor cat that i Know has an owner and just keeps letting him out and he keeps getting sent to the shelter because he looks like ass. but if i stole him the vet would scan his microchip and be like hey wait a minute
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Me basically realising that the current RiverClan situation could be so interesting with both Tigerstar, Owlnose, and Splashtail as antagonists struggling for control over RiverClan while Tigerstar also has to deal with factions within his own Clan and a SkyClan-ThunderClan alliance who don’t trust him for meddling with RiverClan’s weak leadership, especially as Bramblestar grows older and weaker; but the Erins won’t do shit with it
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I find it funny that when I reblog someone's post, I almost never have anything to add.
No new thoughts, head empty.
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The sole purpose of dating apps to me is basically so that I have a place to put pictures like this
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the other day my 15 year old cousin was pretend shooting at me [24], my aunt [late 40s], and my partner [25] with a small gun.
i pretended to be hit, then quickly ducked and dove around the counter, looking for a weapon-shaped item frantically. my aunt, with such malice in her voice went, "what are you *doing*?" i hardly huffed a response back bc i was So focused. then, there i saw it: an unopened bag of marshmallows. i quickly ripped them open and tossed one up in the air to land around the corner into my cousin's room while going "ITS A GRENADE!" and he laughed. it was one of the few genuine smiles i'd seen him make the whole few days we spent together.
i dont care how old you are, if you see someone playing pretend, it's your duty to hop on that moment and keep it going. no one is "better than" imagination. you're not superior bc youre in your 40s and dont know how to have fun. life is about silly moments like this (to ME and im on my high horse PREACHING at u to fill your life with love light and JOY)
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jst found out jl sold the cheesecake accordion 💔☹️
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❄ for emmett pls BUNDLE HIM
❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day
hastily googles what people look like in places where it snows fjklsdjf. also bundled up cats.
i think he would just wear whatever he thinks is cozy and cute :3 whether or not it matches is IRRELEVANT
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