#obey me toddler mc

[harunayuuka2060]

Raphael: ...

Toddler MC: ...

Toddler MC: Shoo! *closes the door*

Raphael: ...

Thirteen: *wheeze*

Raphael: What happened?

Mephistopheles: They still remember when you ignored them.

Raphael: And when was that?

Thirteen: Yesterday morning. When you ignored their greeting.

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *knocks on the door* MC, little human, I didn't do that on purpose.

[eldrichboyo]

Mc: * Angrily walks into the cult meeting, still groggy * WHO TF LEFT ME IN THE CAR-

*room full of cultists looks like thier making a deal with dia and luci*

Cultists: w-what...

Lucifer: mc go back to sleep, go back to the car we've got it covered.

Cultists: m-my lord did you bring us a sacrifice? Who is this ?

Lucifer: No, and if you ever refer to them as a sacrifice again, I'll flay the skin from your meat.

Mc: *still groggy and sleepy but angry* IT WAS 2 WHEN I FELL ASLEEP ITS NOW 7 , WHO TF LEFT ME IN THE CAR AND PUT IT IN DOGMODE.

Diavolo: mc it's okay, we're nearly done here anyway. You can go back to the car. Barbatos put sandwiches in a cooler in the center console.

Mc: *rubs their eyes and looks around *

Mc: I'm gonna go....but not because you told me too!

Mc: * turns around and leaves* sam..ich...

Cultists: my lords what the fuck?

Lucifer: that is our...uh...pet?

Diavolo:* nods* definitely pet

[obeymematches]

Hi there ,I really like your writing! So I wanted to ask you how the demon brothers would react to a MC turning into a little toddler ? (Because of some spell/forbidden book curse etc,you choose) MC being super adorable and sweet like the "perfect" toddler somewhat? Being a little funny too and giggling/smiling a lot ,also loving the brothers and being very comforting with them!

ahhh i wish my own toddler was so nice and sweet lmao

he is though but only if i let him get what he wanted

Toddler MC

Lucifer:

• Sigh

• The only other person not out of their mind in this house turned into a toddler somehow

• Pretty sure it was a curse against him

• Listen dear I doubt he gets along with a toddler for an entire day

• Though you being nice to him, showing him daffodils, rocks with your sticky little hands, hugging his leg until he picks you up helps a lot.

• He is in his prime during bedtime; reading you stories is his favourite part of the day. You are a good, curious kid & never throw a tantrum when he is with you. It is so peaceful he doesn’t actually want it to end. He tells you another story even if he has already told you 4.

Mammon:

• Oh jesus thank God you were turned into a toddler and not him!

• At first he isn’t too sure about what to do with you but quickly gets the hang of playing a bit roughly

• You know the kind of playtime moms don’t wanna see

• He spins you around, hangs you upside down, throws you into a pile of pillows, lets you sit on his neck, throws you in the air, stuff like this.

• It does good for your confidence levels regarding child development plus! you get tired super fast after spending time with him.

• You, him and Levi have a freeze dance competition every afternoon! Sometimes they won’t let you win though.

Leviathan:

• Doesn’t really know what to do with you either. In fact he is scared of you a little.

• You clinging to him, throwing kisses etc. melts him eventually, you are just so adorable he was an idiot to be scared of you.

• Definitely loves to roleplay with you. Comes up with the cutest storylines, though sometimes it gets so complicated you miss it here and there.

• He can easily keep you busy for 3 hours a day and never ever complains

Satan:

• Highkey concerned about the situation

• Never ever seen a toddler before

• His concerns leave him once he sees that you are actually a good little one.

• So now it is his duty to teach you mischief!

• He spends lots of time teaching you to speak as you haven’t said a comprehensible word yet.

• His strategy is referring to himself as „Tantan” but he calls everybody else „The Avatar of” or „The sixth born”, you know, so there is absolutely 0% chance your first word isn’t Tantan. Or maybe kitty/cat, that’s also a phrase you hear quite frequently.

Asmodeus:

• I think he is the only one who gushes over you right away.

• Doesn’t want you to turn back, look at how adorable your cheeks are!!!

• Spends most of his money on new clothes for you, you have to be the all time most fashionable toddler in the city.

• Loves to have tea parties but tbh that’s pretty much it, not sure what/how else to play but he does everything else!! Very enthusiastic and overprotective!!

• He also gets you this helmet so everytime you might fall you’re not going to hit your head. You are so spoiled my dear

Beelzebub:

• Also thinks you are super adorable. Might eat you if you are with him too much.

• Takes you out to the city with him, you must learn how to get food!

• Introduces you to ketchup

• He takes you to the playground the most.

• He is def not the most violent of the guys but trust me you are very well protected and safe!

Belphegor:

• Doesn’t really like what’s going on right now to be fair

• But at least you are nice so that makes it easier

• His preference is cuddling and having a snack with you as you watch TV

• One time he got you chicken to eat.

-Mr.Belphie I don’t like chicken...

-Ah. But it’s not chicken, actually it’s dolphin!

-Oh! Y/N loves dolphin!

[beelzebuddy-catan]

Obey Me Headcanons - Part 4

Mammon became luckier when the exchange program started. Not because of MC but because of Luke.

Satan is in an improv group but if you ask no he isn't.

Asmo gives people he's modelling with backhanded compliments to throw them off their game. Of course he'll look better but you can never be too sure. Right?

All of the brothers, except Satan sleep with lights on because they can't fall asleep in full darkness after living in the Celestial Realm.

Beel can't tie a tie. Satan tied his once and now he just loosens and tightens it.

Belphie can't tie his shoes. They're either Velcro, slip on, or untied.

He will never admit it.

Which is why he buys lace up shoes and just tells people he's too tired to tie them.

Levi wears heelies religiously and will just zoom out of the room when he's had enough.

Simeon pronounces lmao like LUH-Mayo but nobody will correct him.

Once in a fight when Satan was getting pissed™, MC turned to walk away and he said something under his breath.

MC spun around and slapped him.

It happened so fast he immediately snapped out of his rage fit from surprise and started laughing.

MC sells Mammon's stuff that he's forgotten about (you know he's got storage lockers full of things he doesn't even remember buying).

They save it for when he asks for money and pretends to loan it to him, know he won't pay them back.

MC has said "oh I thought you were the Avatar of ____, not the avatar of being a bitch ass" to at least one of the brothers.

Mammon was fucking around and chased some baby geese only for the mom to beat the shit out of him.

If Lilith had fallen with the brothers and become a demon, her sin would have been wrath.

Any being that can see ghosts/spirits can catch glimpses of her having violent reactions to coinciding with Satan's if he gets mad.

When MC drinks too much and needs someone to pick them up, they voice text Mammon asking for him to come.

Except half way through they always go: oh never mind Solomon just walked in. I'll just have a sleep over with him.

Mammon is ALWAYS there faster than a pizza delivery guy promising 20 minutes or less or a free pizza.

While Levi had his nickname long before Satan, it only really became commonplace when Satan was young because he couldn't pronounce the TH in leviathan.

Asmo can't French braid his hair, it always turns out as a Dutch braid.

Levi, however, is amazing at all different types of braids, so now he has to braid Asmo's hair

Diavolo thinks the funniest joke he's ever heard is the updog joke.

Mammon has gotten tricked into several multi level marketing scams.

He tries unsuccessfully to get his brothers to join each time.

Solomon started one just to mess with him.

It's the only time Mammon has been successful at it.

[hopeluna-archived]

"Omg Obey Me! Nightbringer is gonna be full of so much angst!!"

Obey Me! Nightbringer:

[typingdyslexiaisathing]

Obey Me! idea for you all today. MC gets turned into a toddler.

Lucifer is not amused. At all. But he would never let it show as he scoops up MC to do a mental check of their well being. A wince as MC reaches out to pull his hair and giggle at him. Lucifer will not have MC attending RAD like this. So he will schedule things with his brothers to stay at HOL with MC until they change back to normal. He will not admit to how often he checks in on MC.

Mammon has no words. None. He's just staring down at this tiny human to have a panic attack. But soon kneels down to set MC in his lap and sigh. Keeping MC from grabbing his sunglasses to play with. Mammon is a surprisingly patient babysitter for MC. Will gladly wear one of those baby carriers on his front to carry MC around the HOL. Will sneak kisses to their forehead and tell them what a good little rascal they are.

Leviathan is very anxious about all this. Like how is MC this small?! Leviathan just sighs to scoop MC up and give them cuddles. MC tends to love playing (and nibbling) on his tail. His room becomes the favorite place for toddler MC. (So many pretty fish!) Leviathan tends to snuggle with toddler MC in his bathtub. Lots of cosplay with this adorable MC. "So kawaii~ ACK! Okay, okay. I'll hug you. EEP! Did you just give me a kiss on the cheek?! AH THIS IS TOO MUCH!"

Satan is just entranced by this adorable toddler. He is very gentle as he helps MC with feeding and keeping MC out of the cupboards. Satan has the forethought to download a baby app on his phone. Lots and lots of story time. Satan seeing toddler MC with cat ears? This demon of Wrath is on the ground with the cuteness overload, his poor heart cannot take it!

Asmodeus is gushing and cooing and snuggling this adorable version of MC. Just look at how precious and sweet they are! All the clothes and little hairstyles for these two to match in their Devilgram photos. Asmodeus is the one in charge of bath time. With bubbles and a few cute squeaky ducks. MC is never put down for any reason, nope. Asmo refuses to let this little adorable human down. Lucifer basically has to take MC away from Asmodeus so he will go to RAD.

Beelzebub is just stunned. MC is just a soft little baby now. So Beel will be super careful with MC and all but be the go to piggy back giver. Beel looks into making home made baby food and simple foods for MC to eat. (or get all over their face for Beel to sigh) Beel is the one that gives shoulder rides the most. Because he is the tallest and MC loves being up so high. When MC gives Beel a sloppy kiss on the chin, this teddy bear of a demon just melts. Bless him.

Belphegor is all for MC being like this. Lot easier to keep for himself if they are carry size. However, MC is not as into sitting still as Belphie. MC wants to play with his tail a LOT. (he flinches at the tugs but doesn't get mad) MC will want to take a nap after a LOT of activity. Which is provided by Beelzebub (flying around with MC in tow works wonders for tuckering the toddler out) Belphie will gladly let MC steal his pillow or his jacket for a blanket. MC will snuggle into Belhpie and fall asleep on his chest. This makes Belphie smile and give MC a kiss on the head before he too joins in for nap time.

[thecherrypitpie]

mc & solomon show up at HOL (nightbringer era)

lucifer opens the door & mc breezes past without a word

luci levels a questioning look at solomon

"well... you've been served" as solomon hands over a set of documents

"what is this?... a custody order??"

from the staircase: "signed by diavolo"

mc already coming back down with a series of bags and satan in tow

"i'll be taking my son - as his father you have visitation rights every other saturday"

[leviathans-watching]

om m.list ━ brothers (part 1)

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➳ edit 7/11/23: i hit 100 links on here, so everything posted on/after this date will be found in part 2!!

cupping their cheeks

awkward/embarrassing situations they've been in

sleeping/waking up with them (includes dateables)

dancing with them (includes dateables)

how they confess to you

"you were mean to me in my dream" (includes diavolo)

choosing the 'parent' tiktok trend (includes diavolo & barbatos)

chill mc (includes barbatos & simeon)

mc's afraid of bugs

mc doesn't celebrate their birthday (includes dateables)

rejecting them

rejecting them alt version

calling them by a pet name

when they hurt your feelings

coming out as nonbinary

mc w/ braces

seeing you in cute pjs

mc's afraid of needles

reactions to teaching diavolo wap

when you have a nightmare

wanting to cuddle you

teen delinquent!mc

holding their hands

reactions to you crying

comforting you when your dreams are insulted

hardworking mc

sharing their birthdate

sharing their birthdate alt version

calling them your whole world

using their shampoo (includes diavolo & simeon)

how they act on vacation

'losing interest' tiktok prank

defending you from a creep

coming out as ace (includes solomon)

when they're jealous

when they see snow

catching you sleeping

when you have art/writers block

"would you still love me if i were a worm"

waking them up to ask if they're asleep

at your wedding

burned-out mc

'the ick' prank

slow dancing with them

comforting a heartbroken mc

their morning routines

going on a boba date with them

seeing mc all bundled up for the cold

using kisses as leverage

picking them up from the airport

them as seasons

how they give you the ick

touching their horns/tails/etc.

slow learner mc

mc w/ glasses

before you

falling asleep in front of them

valentine’s day with the obey me boys

explaining the dentists to them | part 2

mc on their period

mc isn’t playing therapist

"i didn't want to be here"

you're dating someone?!?!?

mc’s brothers

carving pumpkins with them

nowhere to go for the holidays

mc with type 1 diabetes

when they (try to) surprise you

when they turn into toddlers

having a hard time in the human realm

comforting you after a loss

chaotic/feral mc texts (includes dateables)

photo not loading

adult twins are cringe

pride month?

deleting everyone cute

mc craving sweets during that time of the month

obey me boys as funny tweets | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | pt 5 | (includes dateables)

the brothers at university

pet names they call you (includes dateables)

om characters as wikihow memes (includes dateables)

obey me bros + pinterest nails

“he wants to order”

things not to say when someone comes out (includes dateables)

D&D(evildom) Beyond! - 6.5k, oc!mc

“Leviathan, Abel, what were you doing?” Lucifer prompts, and the two share a look.

“We were playing Dungeons and Dragons,” Leviathan begins slowly, “which, now that I’m looking–”

“–Our opening scene was awfully similar to this,” Abel finishes.

“Wait, are you saying you think we’re in your campaign?” Satan asks, eyes wide, and Leviathan nods.

“I mean, it makes total sense,” he says with budding excitement. “Like, I’m obviously supposed to be a ranger, Abel’s definitely an artificer, and Lucifer’s a total paladin. This is so cool, it’s like my dreams are being brought to life right before my eyes!”

my new neighbors are demons *not clickbait* - 1.3k

I love your writing ❤️❤️❤️

Can I request a shot with MC’s neighbor sort of just moving in and seeing the shenanigans of MC’s life that is the three realms.

Chaotic lessons from Solomon.

Accidentally catching MC using magic through a window they forgot to close.

Talking to Dia and Barbatos and Dia missing all social cues and taking everything literally.

Either be MC x Mammon or platonic with all

But also the brothers as they waltz into MC’s home whenever they are or are not in their home.

I can also see luke and mc bringing this guy extra sweets they baked

I’m sorry, I know this is a lot. I just thought your writing would match this perfectly.

come hell or high water - WIP; fem!reader

“Let’s get one thing straight,” he barks. “I don’t like you, nor do I respect you. This whole program is utterly ridiculous and I fear Prince Diavolo is a fool for suggesting such a thing. You’re just a lowly human, got that? You’ll always be nothing, especially to me, The Great Mammon.”

If he was looking for tears or offense, you were afraid that is not what he’d receive. You’d been playing the court since you were young, so these insults were nothing new to you. Actually, it was almost a relief for him to underestimate you because of your status as a human, and not a woman. Men were so dreadfully pigheaded sometimes, and you were sick and tired of having to play the good girl card, only smiling demurely instead of sharing your mind as you wished.

“Not going to say anything?” Lord Mammon snorts, and you cock your head at him.

“My apologies, Lord Mammon,” you say, “for I had not realized you were done speaking. I’m afraid I wasn’t listening all that closely.” Lord Mammon gapes at you, but you’re not finished. “Furthermore, I don’t know what the women down here are like, but I assure you, a few brash curse words and scowls thrown my way is not enough to scare me.”

(A Regency AU. Sort of)

mc on her period - 1.5k; fem!reader

“MC?” he asks, stepping closer to you. You manage a weak smile though you think it may have come across as a painful grimace. “Are you sick? Why are you huddled on the couch with like-” he pauses, eyes flicking over you, “-five blankets?”

You’re still not super used to any of them, what with you only having been in the Devildom for a few weeks, but you figure there’s no need to mince words. Demons could handle a bit of vaginal bleeding, couldn’t they?

“I’m on my period,” you say, and he winces. Maybe they couldn’t.

Sticks & Stones - 13k

“MC seemed off today, right?” Satan asked, looking at his brothers.

“For sure.” Belphie agreed, and it was quiet for a moment.

“I was going to ask why they were wearing your jacket, Mammon, but now I’m more worried about this,” Leviathan remarked, and Mammon smirked a little, but it was overshadowed by concern for his human.

“To be honest,” Asmo dabbed at his mouth daintily with a napkin. “I’ve been noticing it for a little while now, not just today.”

“As have I.” Lucifer seemed more serious than usual. “It is our duty as MC’s hosts to make sure that their time in the Devildom is satisfactory, and if they’re feeling down, it would be a good idea to know why.”

“Because we’re their hosts,” Mammon mocked. “Lucifer, we’re all worried about them, so ya can admit it too.”

* * *

You had been feeling a little low in terms of yourself, and the brothers decide to remind you if your self worth.

Are We Really Sure Crazy Equals Genius? - 2.5k; fem!reader

anon ask: can i request a obey me fic where female mc is super badass but also kinda crazy? like she has a gun or something idrk? thanks xx

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

RANDOM OBEY ME HEADCANNONS #1

_________

Solomon cook poisoned food all the time to try it himself thinking that maybe his poisonous food will cancel out his immortality and make him mortal again.

Levianthan has watched demon Slayer and he loovesss it so much he want to become one, but Lucifer always bring him back to reality by saying he's a demon himself (sad).

Thirteen knows how much MC loves abs and so she constantly change her gender infront of MC to make them drool. (She would stay in that form if mc doesn't faint everytime)

Mammon tried to walk on water by applying oil on his feet (his explanation was because oil always float on water 😭.)

Mammon is dumb but he is faster than a calculator no matter how big the number is or how many decimal it have.

Lucifer is scared of cages and zoos (yk cause he's a bird)

Mammon is one of the few angels that were created a baby first . The rest were created in the adult form (personal headcannon ). Lucifer watch mammon literally grew up that's why he loves mammon way more . That's the reason mammon and Luke are closer too.

Satan was born a baby but his growth was unpredictable. He grew from a toddler to a teen in a week.

Asmodeus gain his power from the teenagers more because they are the most lustful when puberty hits them .

Lucifer is almost everytime surrounded by peahens (female peacock) everytime he goes out. It was a hassle to him at first but now he shows off to MC about this.

Little D's are literally the children of the avatar . Whenever the avatar feel their sin at it's highest a Little D is born , (just like Satan was born Outta Lucifer (personal headcannon) .

Satan is a surgeon in human world.

Solomon in fact is no longer human , that's why diavolo considered having MC , an actual human for program.

A/N: well i saw everyone doing headcannons about obey me thought I'd do some too .

Hope you like my personal headcannons

[janahanooo]

It's been a while since I posted anything Obey Me! related, so here, have this. (And so sorry again, for not being active lately)

Lucifer: finnaly, some peace and quiet.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: it's too quiet. *storms out of his study*

Mc: would you look at that! Someone decided to come out of their room!

Lucifer: very funny Mc, very.

Mc: yeah I know, anyways, if you think there is trouble and or we destroyed something, we didn't.

Lucifer: then why is the whole house quiet?

Mc: see for yourself, they are in the livingroom.

Lucifer: what the-

Brothers: *all watching human cartoons and didn't see Lucifer comming in*

Mc: see? I told you everything is fine, I put on some cartoons and they are like little toddlers.

Mc: watch this.

Mc: alrighty guys! Would any of you like to munch on some dry apples and some juice?

Bros: *they all turn to Mc* ME!

Lucifer: how in Devildom is this possible???

Mc: I have no idea, but they are not doing trouble and I can have some rest.

Lucifer: you are a genius.

[harunayuuka2060]

Lucifer: MC, we don't allow cats in the house.

Toddler MC: We don't??

Lucifer: Yes. We don't.

Toddler MC: ...

Toddler MC: *folds the cat's ears*

Toddler MC: Not cat.

The cat: Meow.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: You adorable little shi— *sigh* Fine. The cat can stay.

Toddler MC: Yay! *hugs him* Thank you, Lulu!

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *smiles*

Satan: *watching them* ...

Belphie: You wish that was you, huh?

Satan: Hmph.

Belphie: *chuckles*

[obeymeimaginesandasks]

Obey Me Brothers Masterlist

This has been a long time coming, figured I should do one that encompasses all characters rather than just the Lucifer masterlist

Masterlist to Dateables

Masterlist to Incorrect Quotes

Brothers:

MC getting her period for the first time

Nicknames to MC in and out of bed

MC is famous idol in human world

First time showering with MC

How they celebrate their birthday

Are they a top, bottom or switch?

MC snuggling up to them

MC having no prior relationship experience

MC transformed into a child

Having a bad hair day

MC gushing over their younger siblings

Embarrassing things MC has caught them doing

MC attempts to have a date with a classmate

Horns sensitivity NSFW

MC creating the opening music video of the brothers

ADHD modes of food

NSFW headcanons

Appearance vs Reality

Accidentally scaring MC due to MC’s action

About to fight

MC transformed into a toddler

Comforting MC who’s had abusive relationships before

Watching Lucifer and MC dance

How they’re listed in MC’s phone

Should you fight them?

Hiding behind them due to creeper

Getting turned into toddlers

MC has past eating disorder

Past MC being a wild child

As pickup lines

As cats with gifs

Lucifer:

As a poem

Being a sub nsfw

MC stalked by a demon

MC in virgin killer sweater

His diamond being sensitive

MC being ticklish

MC genuinely laughing for the first time

Pleasuring himself to MC NSFW

MC has their wings tattooed on them

Drabble: Disney Duet

Nipple piercing NSFW

Drabble: Different Drunk

Drabble: Hold my damn hand

Mammon:

Meeting your Family

Being a dom nsfw

MC being ticklish

MC stalked by a demon

MC in virgin killer sweater

MC punching someone in fright

Drabble: You’re a fucking child fluff

MC genuinely laughing for the first time

Pleasuring himself to MC NSFW

Drabble: Drunk and Duet

MC gets their wings tattooed on them

Drabble: I don’t deserve you

Drabble: You make me nervous

Missed pickup line

Drabble: Defend

Drabble: Mine SFW and NSFW undercut

Drabble: I’m not clingy

Drabble: Let me concentrate

Leviathan:

MC with cutesy clothing

Pleasuring himself to you NSFW

MC being ticklish

Cosplaying TSL together

Drabble: I ship us

Drabble: Am I annoying? angst

Drabble: Disney Duet

Drabble: Tell me you need me

Drabble: You make me nervous

Drabble: Protector

Asmodeus:

MC being ticklish

MC in virgin killer sweater

MC punching someone in fright

MC stimming

Soft times

MC gets their wings tattooed on them

Drabble: Cheesy pickup lines

Satan:

MC being ticklish

Having the same birthday as MC

MC punching someone in fright

MC stimming

Pleasuring himself to MC NSFW

Drabble: Nervous and Drunk

Drabble: Mine

Drabble: You don’t say I love you angst

Drabble: Your dad doesn’t like me

Beelzebub:

MC stalked by a demon

MC punching someone in fright

MC being ticklish

MC stimming

MC genuinely laughing for the first time

Pleasuring himself to MC NSFW

MC gets their wings tattooed on them

Drabble: With salad

Drabble: Protector

Drabble: Make you happy

Belphegor:

Helping MC unwind sfw and nsfw

MC stalked by a demon

Pleasuring himself to you NSFW

MC punching someone in fright

MC being ticklish

Drabble: Deadly gorgeous

Breaking up and seeing them with Lucifer angst

Drabble: Come home angst

Drabble: Hold my damn hand

[with-love-from-hell]

Head-Empty Headcanons

Things they say, think, and do that prove they are a bit air-headed. 

Genre: Headcanons, Comedy

Characters featured: All Obey Me! Characters (yes, even the new ones!)

Whenever Mc is mentioned its unrelated to their gender!

CW: swearing!

A/N: The brain rot is real this morning, and I haven’t done anything super silly in awhile, so here!

Belphegor

The weirdest shit always comes out of his mouth when he’s half awake. 

Will ask the most ridiculous questions when he’s in between naps or when he’s just woken up because his brain is on autopilot, like along the lines of “Do you think pigeons have feelings?” 

Does not look when he crosses the street.

Will literally ask what you said after being annoyed that you asked if he was listening. 

Has drank water while laying down and choked himself. 

Beelzebub

3 balls bopping around his head at all times are Food, Workout, and MC like a game of Pong

Blinks one eye at a time. It’s subtle but he totally does it. 

Has eaten the fortune out of a fortune cookie because he thought that was part of the process of making the fortune come true. 

When told by MC he had to rinse rice before cooking it he asked if he needed to use soap. 

Has eaten whole, raw, potatoes because he thought it would give him protein like eating raw eggs would. 

Asmodeus

He’s pretty; he doesn’t have to be smart.

Once stared frustratingly in the mirror for 15 minutes trying to figure out why the phrase written on his shirt was backwards. 

The first time he dyed his hair, he got mad that it didn’t grow the same color out of his scalp.

Forgets that he owns something and will by numerous duplicates. 

1000% has fallen for MLM scams

Satan

No thought only cat.

You need to watch him like a toddler if you take him to the zoo. He will try to jump into every big cat enclosure. 

Has started fires in his room multiple times because he put candles on top of his books (Seriously dude your room is a fire hazard) but is still clueless as to how it happened.

The first time he saw a racoon he thought it was a rare breed of cat and tried to snuggle it.

Leviathan

Somebody take his screens away. 

Has 100% tried to “Back Space” words when writing physically with pen and paper.

More than once has screamed at a game system for not working when he had just not realized that it was unplugged.

Has definitely run into walls after sitting 2 feet away from his giant TV like a 3 year old. 

Has completely ignored and walked away from people because he is too busy creating a theme music for himself as he’s doing something that he perceives as cool.

Mammon

I think I could never run of ideas for how airheaded this man is, but I’ll go for the abstract ones since there are many that are obvious.

One of those dudes who thinks pee comes out of the vagina. 

Definitely goes down existential rabbit holes because of questions like “Is cereal a soup” or “is a hotdog a sandwich”

Will literally believe anything you tell him if you say it with enough sincerity- even if it’s the most ridiculous thing you could think of. 

100% believes that horror movies like Friday the 13th are based on true events and is convinced that most humans die by serial killers

Lucifer

This man has absolutely done the dumbest shit when he is sleep deprived. 

Will lose things that he is holding in his hands as he’s using them- often it’s his pen or his phone. 

has drank scalding hot coffee because he forgot it was too hot to drink. 

Leaves things in the oven and microwave all the time. Usually Beel finds it and eats it, and he’s none the wiser.

Talks to himself all the time, usually giving reminders to do things or a grocery list, but also will just narrate things. 

 Literally a Golden Retriever.

Diavolo

Holds up his his fingers in an L shape to determine right from left- which never works because he forgets which way an L is supposed to go. 

Will believe pretty much anything you tell him about the human world if you say it with enough conviction.

Constantly doing the most ridiculous things without thinking of the consequences- often times leaving Lucifer or Barbatos to clean up his mess. 

Constantly bothers Mc, Lucifer, and Barbatos when they’re busy- even after just being scolded for being a distraction- because he forgets that they’re doing something and wanted to show them something cool

Barbatos

He’s probably the least ditzy, but even he has his moments.

Walks into the kitchen and forgets why he was going in there. All the time. 

Accidentally goes through all of the Little D’s names before getting the right one- even if he had JUST done the same thing for a different little D

Will step out the door to go somewhere with Lord Diavolo and immediately wonder if he left the Stove on. He will go check, and still wonder if it’s on 5 hours later. 

Mephistopheles

Simp! Simp alert!

Will do anything you tell him if you said “Well, I guess I could go ask Lucifer to do it...” even if its embarrassing or flat-out dangerous lol

Diavolo occupies his brain at all times so he’s often distracted by intense pining for their “friendship” that was totally not a one-way crush. (go listen to “When Somebody Loved Me” from Toy Story 2 lol)

One of those “Um AcTUaLly” bros who is always wrong about the thing they’re correcting you on to an absurd degree. 

Somebody go teach grandpa how to use a computer. 

Simeon

Has definitely given his computer a virus by clicking a popup ad, and also fell for the “Nigerian Prince” emails

“Do you think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?” 

No seriously he will see some wild conspiracy on Devilgram or Devilbook and be convinced it is real. Lord help him. 

Definitely thinks Boomer memes are funny. Send him a minion, he will laugh his ass off. 

Raphael

Elevator music playing in his brain at all times.

Immediately choses violence as an option every time no matter the circumstances and this is quite literally CANON.

Is always the last to know some secret that isn’t really a secret and is really obvious. 

Will test the sharpness of his spears by jamming them into the ground, and then get mad when he cant yank them back up. 

Luke

Just a poor child trying his best. Someone teach him. 

Probably didn’t know what a chihuahua was when someone first compared him to one but was too embarrassed to admit he didn’t know so he just like. Went with it. Until he found out they are a tiny yippy dog- then he got angy. 

Absolutely believes that babies come from the Stork. 

Thought the “PG” movie rating meant “Pretty Good.”

Solomon

His cooking cant be that bad...can it?

Will throw quite literally anything into a pot when cooking, even if it doesn’t make sense to do so, because he likes to “experiment” 

The first time he sees a fidget spinner he loses his fucking mind. “What is this? It’s spinning! I am in pure bliss!”

Has definitely blown up a classroom at RAD because he snuck in a potion to test out and accidentally dropped it.

Has definitely said some really outdated cringy slang. “Tubular!” “Oh man, so grody!” 

Thirteen

Conspiracy theorist- for sure.

Didn’t believe that Belphie and Beel were twins because they didn’t look alike (she did not know fraternal twins were a thing).

Is convinced that Solomon is an alien. 

Mispronounces words all the time because she rarely talks to others until the exchange program and primarily sees things written (e.g. Fragile as “Fra-gee-lay” and Bologna as “Bow-log-nah”)

Does not test her traps before using them, and gets mad when they don’t work.

[sweetfire01]

hey again! it’s been a while, hehe!

i was rewatching the obey me anime (on youtube) and saw the beach episode and it made me think of the obey me boys taking the little one to the beach

there was also the field trip episode — the one with satan reading that forbidden spell book where he acted like a toddler after reading it — and it also made me think of the little one

just imagine how the poor little one would be — there’d probably be so much humiliation omfg but yeah !!

— anon (🍊)

The problem of leaving my draft: I'm finish it now while it's raining.

Hi tangarine, I didn't watch the field trip episode (or maybe I did, but I don't remember it well) but the beach one was great!

And Little!Mc at the beach with the brothers? It will be so fun for sure! Or at least for them.

After putting you a waterproof diaper and a cute hat on your head to protect your eyes from the sun, they slather you with lots of sunscreen. They know your skin is delicate and you risk burning yourself, but now you can play safely under the umbrella. You can build a big castle together, they teach you how to fill your bucket with sand and tip it over to form towers. Why are you pouting and saying you're not having fun? Oh, it's because you can't get it right, is it? Don't worry, let one of your dads take care of it and you can create lots of little animals with your sand moulds. Look: there's the turtle, the fish, the jellyfish, Lotan… And now that it's finished, it needs to be decorated, right? They accompany you around, obviously while holding your hand, making you collect the most beautiful shells and putting them in the bucket they carry. And when you return, there are a couple of floaties waiting for you. Aren't you excited to play in the water? Obviously by "playing in the water" they mean that area no more than 2 meters away from the shore. They sit down and hold you in their lap. Probably the water doesn't reach above your tummy, but look! A wave is coming! Did you see it? It was so big that the water hit your ribs! Ooh, there's another one coming!

After this humiliating activity has gone on for a while, it's time for your bottle and then a nap. You need to rest if you want to have enough energy to play later! You still have to create a big hole and fill it with water for your toy fish to swim in! And if you behave well, before returning home you can even have a cup of ice cream! Today is a really fun day for you, isn't it?

[strawberry-cowmilk]

masterlist II

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scenarios

brothers

They see Mc in stage makeup

Them with a diabetic Mc

Their old guardian meets Mc

Mc gets reminded of a bad breakup

The brothers and shoes

Their old caregiver gets punished

Them at the airport

Mc saves Lilith

Toxic Mc

Mc with sleeping troubles

Them buying clothes

Them with a Mc who is ashamed of crying

Witch Mc

Their old caregiver changes

Mc and their brother forgive each other

Mc had a bad father (Lucifer, Mammon and Asmo only)

Mc gets cold while trying to sleep

Karaoke night

Mc doesn't like to go out

Sleeping next to them (realistic)

Giving them birthday gifts

Cat cafe date

Random (stupid) things they've done

Them on vacation

Summoning them for small tasks

The brothers proposing

Them with an atlas moth

Child Mc

Chaotic teen Mc

Them with a pregnant Mc

Them sick

Them home alone

Putting makeup on them

Sick Mc

Singing Mc's favorite song (Lucifer, Mammon, Levi)

Singing Mc's favorite song (Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie)

Them as uncles

Voicemails

Outfits they pick for Mc

They find Mc sleeping

They meet Mc's cat

Them apologizing after a fight

Studying with them

Showing fondness

Holding their baby

Cuddles

Marriage

Their baby walks

Crying in front of Mc

Mc turns into a toddler

side characters

Their child gets bullied (no Luke)

Sleeping next to them (realistic)

both

Mc had to learn 'how to human'

Their reaction to a Dialuci joke

Mc makes their brother apologise

Their ex insults Mc

Reckless Mc

They watch Pan's Labyrinth

Suicidal Mc (Lucifer, Satan, Beel, Diavolo, Barbatos and Simeon only)

Mc says 'I love you' after a hard day (Lucifer, Satan, Beel, Diavolo, Babatos and Simeon only)

Mc's brother apologises

Mc dates somebody else after the brothers iced them

Weapon-maker Mc

Horror movie prank

They find out Mc is pregnant (Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos only)

They find out Mc is pregnant (Satan, Beel and Solomon only)

Diavolo's child gets bullied (Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos only)

Their child fights with Mc

They find out Mc is pregnant after hiding it

Camping with Mc's brother (Brothers and Barbatos only)

Mc tells bad jokes (Brothers + Diavolo and Barbatos only)

Former party enjoyer Mc

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one shots/ drabbles

lucifer

closing doors

shopping assistant

newspaper

feathers

factory tour

lucifer and his dog

mammon

I couldn't come up with a title for this

leviathan

satan

good damage

asmodeus

don't stop dancing

birthday party

beelzebub

confessions over crème brulée (with barbatos)

mc's ex at the fangol game

belphegor

diavolo

barbatos

workaholic mc

simeon

it makes me feel better

luke

solomon

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random stuff

satan's child with the obey me cast

diavolo's son with the obey me cast

brother headcanons (part 2???)

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[typingdyslexiaisathing]

Obey Me! scenario I have had stuck in my head since trying to fall asleep last night and now must share with the fandom right now.

Lucifer has been up for way too long and falls into a trap by the Anti-Lucifer League. But the trap doesn't go as intended. The curse changing Lucifer into a toddler for the brothers and MC to look shocked.

Before anyone is able to process what has happened, Lucifer just starts crying and bawling his little heart out with sad wails. Mammon freaks out to openly yelp. Asmodeus is just wide eyed and asking what the heck as MC picks the wailing toddler up. Leviathan is standing there asking what just happened as Beelzebub group hugs MC and Lucifer to ask if Lucifer is hungry.

Satan moves to put a hand to Lucifer's forehead and sigh. Stating that Lucifer is running a fever and probably has been awake for over thirty hours. Hence the stress wailing as MC gently bounces the still crying Lucifer. So Belphegor grumbles to lean in and give Lucifer a kiss on the head. Which sends the very tired tot to sleep and off to dreamland.

You would think that MC has to be the babysitter. But no. Not this time. Mammon takes full responsibility for the entire time Lucifer is a toddler. Feedings, changings, bath time, naps. Lucifer is always with Mammon for the Avatar of Greed to be fully focused on this little demon.

MC ends up recording a moment on their phone of Mammon just sitting with Lucifer on the couch in Lucifer's study. Where Mammon is cradling Lucifer to his heart and just softly talking. How Mammon has always wanted to just openly love his big brother and give back to the one that gave him so much. While Lucifer dozes peacefully with the most happy smile on his face.

Solomon shows up with Simeon and Luke to see if they might change Lucifer back to normal. Which has a moment where Solomon waves his hand close to the toddler in greeting. Only for Lucifer to just growl and actually bite Solomon's hand. Asmodeus is the one to apologize to Solomon as the former king muses at how Lucifer hasn't changed much. While Luke and Simeon sigh to get to helping MC and Satan with research. While Lucifer steals Luke's hat to wear. Luke finds it adorable and gladly holds Lucifer for a bit to play with the toddler.