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[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *curled up into a ball, contemplating their life choices*

Kalim: You just need to see the brighter side of things—

MC: No, thank you. My eyes are sensitive to light.

MC: And speaking of being sensitive to light,

MC: Get out.

Kalim: *sulking* MC kicked me out.

Lilia: Because they're sensitive to light.

Kalim: Yes. But their lights were not even turned on?

Lilia: Kalim.

Lilia: You're a ball of sunshine. That's why they kicked you out.

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Cater: *snickers*

Lilia: What is it, Cater?

Cater: I'm watching Jade's vid with his kiddo.

Lilia: Oh?

Cater: Wait. I'll send it to you.

Jade: *recording himself, while putting Baby MC to sleep*

Baby MC: *sleeping*

Jade: You see that they're asleep. Now watch when I try to leave this room. *adjusting the camera so Baby MC is still on view*

Jade: *is already in front of the door and holding the door knob*

Baby MC: *is already sitting on the bed* *staring at him*

Jade: *stifle a laugh*

Baby MC: *climbs down the bed and runs to him* Mama... *hugging his leg*

Lilia and Cater: *laughs*

Lilia: Aww~ So they like Mama Jade more.

Azul: Jade, you've been slacking off with your responsibilities.

Jade: Which responsibilities are you referring to?

Azul: ...

Azul: Your responsibilities here in Monstro.

Jade: I see. Well, as you can see. *holds out Baby MC to him*

Jade: I'm busy taking care of this sweet, little thing.

Floyd: I can babysit.

Jade and Azul: No.

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Kalim: Prefect? What are those bite marks?

Jamil: Kalim, no. *sigh* Don't mind him, senpai. Though you look severely injured.

MC: Malleus and I were biting each other for fun. But I've had underestimated him and now I'm in this condition with a slight teeth pain.

Kalim and Jamil: ...

Jamil: You need to be sent to the clinic right away.

Kalim: Yeah. What if you suddenly become a dragon?

Jamil: ...

MC: If only that was possible.

Kalim: *grins* Right?

Malleus: ...

MC: *got bandaged like a mummy*

Malleus: Isn't this too much?

Professor Crewel: You should've seen your friend looking like a zombie walking into my clinic.

Malleus: *removes the bandage around their head*

MC: Don't.

Malleus: Why?

MC: I feel like I'm in a cocoon. It's surprisingly comfortable. I always thought that being bandaged like this would feel like you were in a condom.

Malleus: ...

Professor Crewel: *stern* MC.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: This is out of curiosity, but how could you tell?

MC: My dead brothers and sisters who failed to reach the final destination had told this to me in my dreams.

Malleus and Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: How are you still sane with this person?

Malleus: I've been asking that myself.

[harunayuuka2060]

Ace: Sensei's day-off today, right?

Deuce: Yes. They're going to celebrate their mother's birthday.

Ace: So what are we going to do during their time?

Deuce: The usual, I guess?

Ace: I want to make that balloon castle again. Hey, Sebek! You in with the balloon castle?

Sebek: Yes! But I don't want your participation in it!

Ace: Haven't you moved on from last time?

Sebek: I was trapped because you popped it off!

Ace: *laughs*

Epel: *enters the room in a hurry* Guys! Sensei is on television right now!

Ace, Deuce, and Sebek: Eh?

Leona: How did they end up in a dating show?

Cater: Wait. I'll try asking people in the live chat.

Ruggie: But hey, Sensei's looking good with their get up.

Trey: *chuckles* Look at Sensei conversing with other contestants.

The host: I hope everyone's excited to meet our celebrity guest!

The contestants: *clapping*

The host: But before that! Let's have our contestants introduced themselves and hear the reason why they've joined this event.

Riddle, Azul, Vil, and Kalim: *have arrived*

Riddle: Is it starting already?

Trey: Contestants are introducing themselves.

Azul: I thought Sensei was supposed to celebrate their mother's birthday?

Kalim: Maybe their mom told them to?

Vil: *worried frown*

Trey: Is there something wrong, Vil?

Vil: No, nothing.

Cater: It's Sensei's time to introduce themselves now.

The host: Your name, please. Occupation and why did you participate.

MC: *smiles* My name's MC and I'm working as a professor in Night Raven College.

The host: Whoa! A professor in one of the prestigious schools!

*the audience clapping*

The host: How's teaching in Night Raven College?

MC: It's fun. *waves at the camera* I just saw one of my students' magicam username on the screen.

Cater: *laughs*

The host: So what's your reason for joining this dating show?

MC: I was shopping for a blender with my mom.

The host: ...Pardon? You were shopping for a blender?

Leona: What the hell?

Cater, Trey, and Ruggie: *laughs*

MC: *nods* Yes. And while we were busy shopping for a blender, a woman approached us. Ah, I think it was that camerawoman. *points*

The host: *baffled* Th-Then, is it okay for you to be here?

MC: It's not a problem. I'm curious what's the status of dating society today.

The host: ...

The host: One last question. Would you do your best to win here?

MC: Will you give me a blender as a prize? *smiling*

The host: ...Pft. Yes? *laughs* Thank you for your introduction, professor and now it's time to know our celebrity guest!

The host: It's none other than!

The host: Eric Venue!

Leona, Ruggie, Trey, Cater, Riddle, Kalim, and Azul: ... *all turned their heads at Vil*

Vil: ...

Vil: What?

Ace: Bruh... *starts laughing*

Sebek: What's funny, human?

Ace: Just imagine. If Sensei wins this?

Sebek: ...

Epel: They will have to date Vil's dad.

Jack: It's just a one-time thing, right?

Ace: Yep.

Jack: Eh. I'll just go and do my usual routine. Don't want to be lectured by sensei.

Ace: Stay, Jack! We should watch and see how Sensei will win this!

Sebek: Ha! This is nothing for Sensei!

Epel: *chuckles* Yeah.

MC: *just having a blast and is having fun*

The host: Now for our finale! Contestants! You'll have to convince Mr. Venue that you are deserving for him!

*The other contestants start giving out reasons*

Vil's dad: *listening to them and just smiling*

The host: Professor? Now it's your turn.

MC: Thanks. So, Mr. Venue, do you have a child?

Vil's dad: Yes. I have a son.

MC: Okay. So, are you looking for a co-parent? *smiles playfully at him*

Vil's dad: ...

Vil's dad: *laughs*

The host: ... Is that all, professor?

MC: Yes.

Leona: That's one of the most straightforward questions I've heard.

Vil: They're going to win this thing.

Cater: Yep. And look at all the single-parents simping.

Trey: Just now, did you hear the headmage squealing?

Azul: He was too loud for him not to be heard.

Ruggie: Hey, Kalim. Is your phone alright?

Riddle: It has been ringing nonstop.

Kalim: Just my notifications. My single aunts messaging me, asking for Sensei's contact.

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MC: *sulking like a sad puppy*

Silver and Sebek: ...

Silver: You should comfort them, Sebek.

Sebek: Wha— Why me?!

Silver: You're closer to them and they will probably cheer up if you talk to them.

Sebek: Ugh... Why do they have to inconvenient me like this...

Sebek: *approaches them*

Sebek: Human! What are you being sad about?!

MC: *looks at him* Sebek... *sniffles*

Sebek: What is it? Huh? You're wasting my time.

MC: *starts crying* Lilia fed me something and he said I only have three days to live. *sniffles*

Sebek: ...

Silver: ...

Lilia: *appears* Oh, dear. I was just joking.

MC: *sniffles* I don't believe you.

Silver: *stern* Father.

Lilia: Hehe~.

Sebek: ...

Sebek: *gets something from his pocket, a candy, and gives it to them*

Sebek: Here. Eat this and you should live for a hundred years.

MC: *innocently* Really?

Sebek: Yes! Just eat it already!

Lilia: Aww~ Sebek. You're so sweet.

Sebek: *blushes in embarrassment* I— Because this human is being stupid as always!

[harunayuuka2060]

Lilia: I'm gonna eat those little toes if you don't go to bed early.

Toddler MC: ...

Toddler MC: *sits on the floor, bends to reach their toes then starts nibbling on them*

Lilia: NO!

Lilia: Sometimes, I forget how flexible babies are.

Malleus: They tried eating their toes again?

Lilia: Yes. And did you just say "again"?

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Trey: Congrats on being a mother, Jade.

Jade: I hope you're not teasing me by saying that.

Baby MC: *holding Jade's hand* Mama?

Jade: Yes, sweet little thing?

Baby MC: You pretty today.

Jade: ...

Trey: Can I squeeze them?

Jade: I'll ask Floyd to do that for you.

Trey: Haha...

Vil: Have you considered doing a paternity test to see if that baby is really your child?

Azul: Yes. However, my mom was so sure they were mine the first time she saw them.

Vil: How so?

Floyd: Azul, does your baby hate me? They wouldn't come out from their octopus pot. *has been carrying them around*

Azul: It's their sleep time, Floyd. Don't disturb them.

Floyd: *frowns* But I wanna play. *forcefully opens the pot*

Baby MC: *pops their head out of the pot* *looks at their Uncle Floydie*

Floyd: Mornin~.

Baby MC: *gets the cover from him then hides in the pot again*

Floyd: ...

Vil: ...

Vil: Your mother's right.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: ...

Jade: I deeply apologize for bothering you when you were sleeping oh so peacefully in your bed.

MC: Uh... No. It's fine. Is there something I can help you with?

Jade: Why, thank you for asking. And indeed, yes. I do need your help.

MC: ???

Jade: How do I stop myself from feeling attached to you?

MC: ...

MC: What?

Jade: It's quite a predicament to me. Do you think you can assist me with that?

MC: ...

MC: I don't know... Just ignore me, I guess?

Jade: Are there no other options?

MC: ...

MC: There's a lot, Jade. You can do them yourself. Why are you even asking me?

[harunayuuka2060]

Leona: Are you not really going to forgive me?

MC: Not until I get the approval of the council.

The council — Vil, Riddle, Jamil, and Azul

Leona: What do they know?

MC: Like how much Ruggie knows.

Ruggie: Nope. Don't include me in your lovers' quarrel. I'm peacefully eating here.

Leona: *sigh* You're so petty.

MC: Haha. Glad you know.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: Are you sure this is the school you'll be spending a few years on?

MC: Because I could already tell this is just a whole circus with a crow moron.

Crowley: Wha— Excuse me? And who is this Mr. Draconia?

Malleus: *smiles* My great ancestor.

Crowley: Your great ancesto— Huh. Though I see the resemblance, they're completely disrespectful.

MC: You're a joke. Why would I respect you?

Crowley: *gasped*

Malleus: Great ancestor, the Orientation is about to start.

MC: Is it already? Tch. *snaps their fingers*

Crowley: Excuse me! We're not done here! No one has disrespected me like th— Huh? What's this? My feet won't move!

Azul: The headmage is late. Shall we start without him?

Kalim: Um. Jamil just told me that Headmage Crowley has his feet stuck on the ground and he couldn't move.

Riddle: What? Are you serious right now?

Idia: Update: Headmage would be here in a few seconds in 3...2...

Crowley: *slams the door open* MR. DRACONIA!!!!! TO MY OFFICE! NO—

*and he disappears*

The students: Huh?

Leona: That didn't seem intentional.

Lilia: Great ancestor...

MC: What? He was being noisy.

Crowley: *appears again, much calmer this time* Mr. Draconia and his ancestor... Please. Come to my office at your earliest convenience.

MC: Huh. Fool.

Malleus: *who already fell asleep and his head resting on their shoulder*

Silver and Lilia: *sigh*

[harunayuuka2060]

Malleus: My understanding of humans have all gone out through the window.

MC: How unfortunate. *applying lip balm on his lips*

MC: Smolder for me, please.

Malleus: I'm not doing that.

MC: Alright. Would you at least bite your lower lip then?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *does it*

MC: ...

MC: Hm. Unexpected.

Malleus: What is?

MC: You were surprisingly cute doing it.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *laughs*

Leona: That damn lizard and the Ramshackle prefect are both weird.

Vil: Malleus is fine. The prefect is.

Rook: You don't like the prefect, Roi du Poison?

Vil: I'm not saying I don't like them. They're just weird.

Leona: Let me guess. They gave you a book?

Vil: Yes. And I haven't had time to read it yet because of my schedule.

Leona: It's just probably one of their erotic books.

Vil: Leona, the only reason you knew they were writing one was because the two spudlings sneaked one and you all shared reading it.

Rook: *laughs*

Vil: However, with mine, they promised to me that it was a historical drama and I should find satisfaction in reading it.

Leona: Oh, yeah? I see no difference with that.

Vil: *frowns* Very well. I'll read some parts and I'll let you know what I think.

Malleus: What's going on? Are you heading out?

MC: Not exactly. However, Vil is requesting that you connect our rooms to his. It seems quite urgent.

Malleus: I see. *casts the spell* There.

MC: *knocks on the door*

Vil: *opens it* *smiles then throws his arms around them*

MC and Malleus: !!!

Vil: I should've read your book sooner. Oh how I love it so much.

MC: I'm glad it's quite to your liking.

Malleus: *his eyes staring widely at Vil in an angry manner*

Malleus: Schoenheit, step back.

Vil: What?

Malleus: Step back. Now.

Vil: What's with you—

Malleus: *disconnects his room from them*

MC: Huh. It seems you still have a lot to work on in your jealous management, my friend.

Malleus: Hmph.

[harunayuuka2060]

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: I would probably marry Leona just to annoy him.

Ruggie: Ha! Jokes on you! He likes y—

Leona: *has sent him flying*

MC: ...

MC: What did he say?

Leona: Nothing. Anyway, what was that about marrying me just to annoy me? *smiling*

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Lilia: Wow, Malleus! You've stopped breaking your phones!

Malleus: *pouts*

Lilia: *chuckles* So, what had helped you?

Malleus: I don't know what you're talking about, Lilia.

Silver: MC had put a cute band-aid on his phone case.

Malleus: ...

Lilia: ...

Lilia: Oho~?

Malleus: Don't tease me now, Lilia.

MC: There. You're not going to break it this time.

Malleus: How are you so sure?

MC: *smiles* Hornton is a gentle fae. You always handle fragile things with care.

MC: You just need a reminder sometimes.

Malleus: *pouts a little* But is this band-aid really necessary?

MC: Hmm... I wouldn't say it is. *chuckles* But back in my world, I like putting band-aid on my shoes.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: You're weird. *blushes a little while saying that*

[harunayuuka2060]

Malleus and MC: *decided that it was a brilliant idea to connect Diasomnia dorm and Ramshackle, casting a transportation magic from MC's room to Malleus's*

MC: *knocks on his door* *still in their pajamas; holding some notes, their pen, and the book they're writing plus a cup of affogato*

Malleus: *opens it*

MC: Good morning. Here's your affogato.

Malleus: *smiles* Thank you.

MC: *walks into his room* Sorry for the intrusion.

Malleus: *closing the door* Writing a book?

MC: Yes. Smut.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Why?

MC: I don't know. But I wish I know. Anyway, I need some help with my characters.

MC: What positions do faes like?

Malleus: ...

MC: Drink your affogato first before you look disappointedly at me.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: You can ask, Lilia. Though he hasn't left his room since you've given him one of the books you've written.

MC: It's a self-insert, toe-curling, mind-boggling, angsty romance between a vampire and a human. No wonder he's staying indoors.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: I'll talk to you after I finish my affogato.

MC: Sure. Oh, and by the way.

Malleus: Yes?

MC: Would you cast a protective spell on my books so only adults could read them?

MC: Ace and Deuce couldn't look me in the eye after they sneaked one and read it.

Malleus: *chuckles* Will sure do.

[harunayuuka2060]

Silver: I'm sorry if I have inconvenienced you in any way. But Professor Trein has requested that I bring you to him.

"It's not a problem."

Silver: Are you not going to ask why?

"They're not the first who tried to seek me... Or my sister."

"Ah. But I could say that this was the first time I wasn't disposed of. *chuckles*"

Silver: Please excuse me. However, I don't think that's something to be laughed about.

"Is it not? Hm... I didn't mean to upset you."

Silver: No, it's not because—

Sebek: Silver! You're going to be late just by talking with that artifact! You've been walking too slow!

Silver: *sigh* Sebek, would you please not interrupt me while I'm in the middle of a conversation?

Sebek: Hmph! Watching you get attached to that thing pisses me off!

Silver: *stern* Sebek.

Sebek: *walks past him*

Silver: ...

Silver: Don't mind him. Sebek isn't usually like that.

"... It's fine. It's expected for a curse to be treated unkindly. *chuckles*"

Professor Trein: I will be asking you questions. Its purpose is to make some revisions about the twin artifacts.

"I will do my best to answer them."

Professor Trein: Did you kill your twin sister?

"..."

"I might or might have not."

Professor Trein: You're not certain?

"You could say that."

Professor Trein: Hmm... Then, what do you remember about your twin sister?

"Ah... I could tell you a lot about her. She's a beautiful being. She's the sun herself that I swore to cherish even if I burn under her rays."

Professor Trein: ...

Professor Trein: What about your sister? What does she think about you?

"...I don't remember."

Professor Trein: I see. I think that is enough for now. Thank you for your cooperation.

Crowley: How was your session with the cursed artifact, Professor Trein?

Professor Trein: ...

Professor Trein: It surprisingly went well. They were not hostile at all.

Crowley: *nods* Then have you discovered something about the twins? *smiles*

Professor Trein: They didn't deny nor admitted of killing their twin sister. And I don't think they were trying to defend themselves... When they speak fondly of her.

Crowley: It seems like a mystery.

Professor Trein: Indeed.

Silver: MC? I've heard from Professor Trein that there are things you have forgotten?

"Yes."

Silver: ...

Silver: But how is that possible?

"It's not anything difficult. I've had died a long time ago."

Silver: Sorry... It still confuses me.

"I'm only a piece of kept emotions acting consciously."

"I, who hold no significance to my previous self."

"I'm just a curse."

Silver: Don't say that. You're MC and you miss your twin sister. I think that's enough of a significance.

"..."

"*chuckles* Ha... I wonder if it is like you said."

"It would be wonderful if it is."

Silver: *gives them a sympathetic look* You've just had to claim it for yourself. At least what's my father taught me.