Objectums and Techums of Tumblr, I would like to present to you; Felix
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Pull those wires (i dont know how it works i have never owned a computer in my life)
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"you attract what you fear" oh nooo a huge sentient ai wrapping me in its wires and pinning me down and it has a sexy deep robotic voice and it teases me nooo!!!!!!
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Robots will save me in these trying times.
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the phrase "well-oiled machine" feels. sexual. might as well be saying well-lubed pussy
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Me: Okay, so first I give the monitor a little kiss. He likes it when I do that. Then I run my fingers along his keyboard, making sure to give all the keys equal attention. Then I--
Distraught guy from IT, tears in his eyes: Please just press the power button I'm begging you
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Found yet another gif for y'all
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I genuinely love reading objectum smut despite not being objectum myself because it's like "He tugged on her burning hot wires as she let out a garbled, staticy error message of pure bliss" like hell yeah let the machine experience sexual pleasure
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fucking a computer so hard the power in the entire city goes out
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