Dracula, Oct. 3 & 4-
Dracula: Those meddlesome humans are ruining my plans for world conquest. But they've so foolishly excluded their smartest member. I shall feed from her and curse her with vampirism.
Jonathan: *wielding a whole ass machete and fueled with the rage of a thousand demon hornets* I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU TO HELL MYSELF!!!
Dracula: OH SHI-
Later
Dracula: Well, that didn't go as planned. Time to flee the country and go back home. At least I can sneak away without the Nerd Squad suspecting me.
Mina: *tracking him with the mental connection he gave her* Thanks for the mind-reading powers, loser!
Dracula: I have made a terrible mistake.
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At least Seward isn’t the only one being roasted so dismissively by Van Helsing
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so have we gotten the answer:
is the tree heard when it falls
and does it ever land?
does he feel the ache as i crash?
the amount of people in this world
is overwhelming. i am black and
white to their color.
i don't have a thing to say.
my grandma takes a shaky breath,
wastes it to pray for another.
i hope i never live that long,
leaving echos in the wood,
waiting to begin. i want to say that
i'm used to this. but soft things
just keep on ripping.
where's the tough skin, the scab
of the wound, the bitter at his eyes
after all the blues that took me down?
maybe it's a weakness instilled in me,
a longing for their color, a way
to not be a whisper anymore,
wondering if the crash was ever heard,
if i ever happened. maybe it's why
i bleed like this, like there's no tomorrow,
if i'm lucky, because the echo reverberates.
i know it happened. i bet he hears it.
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“We have been blind somewhat; blind after the manner of men, since when we can look back we see what we might have seen looking forward if we had been able to see what we might have seen! Alas, but that sentence is a puddle; is it not?”
it’s nice to know Van Helsing can be self-aware sometimes lol
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Happy Birthday Christoph Waltz!! October 4, 2022!
(I made 2 this year.)
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Coud you make a palette for the name Ingrid?
80ab9d || #ddd5be || #b5bd96 || #688057 || #6e5066
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Your new header >>>>> Anything else
I actually came here to tell you that your Byler hc with the hand-me-down car is a hit
hi quinn omg it’s so nice to meet you
thank you for the compliment even tho i don’t remember the context
hope ur new years is good today!!
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Could i get a brightly colored palette for imposter syndrome?
Imposter Syndrome
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