Battle of the Captains
Round 3 Part 4 Poll 2
Propaganda
Ed's a master tactician! He's a terrible flirt! He's got the eyes, the beard, the fit, and the sexy lil voice! Tummy and arm! He's gay and has daddy issues! What more could you want from a man???
Jonny's the self-proclaimed captain of the starship Aurora (though everyone else calls him the first mate), and one of the lead singers in The Mechanisms, a spacefaring cabaret of immortal pirates with lovely voices and extremely gray morals. He hails from New Texas, he's got a heart made of metal, and he likes to play the harmonica and shoot things.
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My first ofmd fanart in AGES, anyways, my two favs atm! ( my fav changes everyday… )
Im obsessed with their emo season 2 fits
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isn’t it crazy that the real life Blackbeard accidentally (if he accidentally did it or not is kinda unclear) shot real life Izzy Hands in the knee and that this injury ultimately saved Izzy's life by keeping him away from the conflict that eventually led to Blackbeards death? that happened in real life. so now we can dig into how this reflects on the fictional characters! did he do him a favour by shooting him? did he kickstart his self reflection? did he save him from destruction? did he make him a unicorn? or do we have a case of this means nothing cause historical accuracy means nothing?
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izzy being swaddled into submission like an angry swan is a category 7 autism event
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ed and izzy are going to kiss with tongue in season two. maybe more
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why does Ed maroon olu anyway. he’s the smartest cookie in that bin, capable, organized. I guess he reminded him too much of Stede ? that’s the guess.
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idk I'm disappointed with how jim and oluwande's relationship is being handled in season 2 :( them being poly isn't the problem but I wish their reunion had been more emotional. also the new love interests feel kinda random and tacked on and it feels there's not really any reason to care about them at this point
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Of course the moment I decide to finally get around to watching Good Omens Ahsoka drops and we get OFMD s2 images. My brain is trying to have like 5 hyperfixations at once rn it’s a mess in there
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"how did stede fund the crew on that usland: gaydar obciousky
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I need you to cosplay evelyn higgins immediately. it would be very beneficial to me
This is an old ask but Evelyn and I are like this 🤞
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Round 2 Part 6 Poll 2
Propaganda
Davy Jones' a DILF
I just don't want Oluwande to be left out. He was the captain after the mutiny after all
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Izzy Hands would love "My Love Is Sick" by Madds Buckley
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congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️
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oh yeah btw my headcanon is that the reason izzy hates spanish jackie'z is cause he used to be a waitress there. no better reason to hate an establishment than because you worked there.
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[spotlight appears on me] UHHHH. izzy hands boobs pathetic situations
[crowd goes wild]
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