#oh boy 😰
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Henchmaniacs Headcanons!!!
1. Keyhole is a girl (Trans YEAHH), good at cleaning stuff.
2. Kryptos (oh boy) TERRIBLE memory, has seen some shit, actually pretty messed up when it comes to violence (you think Bill rearranging faces is bad?), whole world is sunshine and rainbows for him tbh, definitely a third wheel, won't understand if you try to flirt with him, 50% of the time he is daydreaming (and he has no expression when this is happening its kinda worrisome), one year under Bill in age.
3. Amorphous Shape is the kind of person who will throw a baby off a plane if it starts to cry (no hesitation either).
4. Teeth definitely had braces at one point. He (/she idfk) hated them. They're very fruity.
5. Pyronica is the mother of the group, but also a party animal, you can trust her with secrets and she gives really good advice that seems to always work.
#gravity falls#keyhole#transgender#yeahhh#kryptos#oh boy 😰#pyronica#teeth#gravity falls headcanons#headcanons#henchmaniacs
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HEAD CANON
Raven doesn’t read The Hunger Games for a loooong time because she thinks it’s not up to her literary standard. Gar is the one who convinces her (begrudgingly) to read it and…
Gar: So how’d you like the series?
Rae: in tears um, it was fine
#it’s too good#bbrae#teen titans#beast boy#raven#the hunger games#edit also raven TOTALLY sees Peeta as a threat#like she’s right there with Katniss ‘he’s using her to win!’#and at the end she’s like oh my word😭#GAR IS MY PEETA😭😰
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Me, fighting tooth and nail against my irl friends who are sw*fties: yeah well, maybe I want my sad girl music to have a 3 minute guitar solo and distorted audio after the second verse of vaguely gay lyrics have you considered that ?!
#admit it if pete wentz's lyrics were sung by some white woman to plain ass slow piano music with max 3 cords yall would eat that shit up#but heaven forbid it be layered and/or vocally/musically compelling with a decibel count over 65.2#or not sung by a climate criminal trying to sound emotional or weepy but actually sounds constipated 💀#icarus' random screaming#icarus' burning life stories#anti taylor swift#im probably slicing my palm open for a demonic ritual in shark infested waters by doing this but oh well#pete wentz#fall out boy#icarus falls out#not even just fall out boy. I'll put on the tamest led zepplin or rage against song i can find and they look at me like 😶😣😖😨😰😱😵#i put on eat your young they ASK then i try explain the critique of war profiteering/capitalism and theyre like silly ***** readin too deep#LIKE YOU ASKED. I KEPT IT SO SIMPLE. YOUR FELLOW SWIFTIES LOVE THIS SHIT WTF#im scared to try and bring up mitski (esp. working for the knife/best american girl) lest i kill my own friends#like they're not insane conspiracy swifities and i love them dearly but they're fundamentally tiktok youth gen z and im... not :/#and im fine with it we joke and laugh about it and poke fun at each other for it but sometimes i feel so alienated#not on purpose. not by them. but i look at em and they look like test tube babies (not mean).#they look to me like what ginny & georgia looks like to them. too polished too stylised too... Just So#sometimes they look like the same lifeless tiktok copy and pasted and it scares me#im trying to remember that post about how tiktok thirst traps and general posts are so set up and stilted they look sexless#and robotic#anyway#the generational gap between me and my fellow teens/young adults 💀💀💀
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I can't blorbo tag posts that are meant to be blorbo-able with things like "umm ur boyfriend murdered ppl" bc my blorbos rn are literally lawyers that specifically handle cases about murder ajxhxkxjj
#in my tf era i was able to be like Yeah blurr kills ppl with his chainsaw thats funny#im in legal era though. my guys cang commit crimes </3#except idk. i think polly would be a kind of guy to shoplift#i cant accept klav doing any crimes though on his own he would just simply not#i refuse to think hes a bad boy hes the biggest loser around#he sees polly take a chapstick without paying for it and hes like OH MEIN GOTT 😰.#its ok its ok i know polly can fix him.#it will just take a lot of work.#rando thoughtz
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the current state of The Bag
#tech.txt#this took me two hours to finish#i got my new pins from angelology iii so i had to take everything off and reorganize.....#and the red mouth part isn't removable 😰 so i had to wiggle my hands in and out of the bag every time#these are all either from etsy; kickstarters; fursonapins; or irl vendors btw!#keychains not pictured: one huggy wuggy; two kissy missy; hastur gomens; mangle gijinka; and homestuck trickster lollipop#also a tech boy button on the strap and my name+pronoun pin LMAO#OH AND AMONG US KEYCHAIN. i call it my among us baby
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Black Daphne Blake is so inspired actually
#also fw black Fred jones#usually I hc my faves#SHAGGY IS A LATINO STONERRR#if ur not Latino don’t laugh el oh el#VELMA#Im a black Velma truther but despite…Velma TM I rlly do like SA Velma tbh#i used to have East Asian Daphne hcs#actually I still do that’s still on top#fred was always the white boy ever but black Fred is growing on me HARD#mystery Inc version specifically#i just think the adoption plot is extra funny here#‘what do you mean Im adopted?!’ ‘I mean….wasn’t it obvious?’#‘NO! how could u say that 🥺🥺🥺😰😰😰🤧🤧🤧’
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Pffttt imagine getting triggered if someone calls you girl LMFAO
#I hope you get triggered 🤞😌#dora daily#how pathetic LMFAO#oh dear !!! women existing !!! 😰#shut up bruh you’re embarrassing yourself 🫢#these types of people are some of the most self centred idiotic ppl ever like girl idc if you’re a boy or girl when you suck at giving#right takes ☠️#it’s somehow always a hoyo fan#they touch less grass than me#at least I actually have an excuse I can’t leave my house#but them ….☠️#I have never wanted to burn the word implied or canon more in my life ☠️#yeah I’m implied to beat your ass too mf ☠️
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Today I choose to stan teenage VM in their first senior worlds rolling their lips together, Scott almost kissing T’s neck, T’s hand in Scott’s hair and darling fiery redhead Tessa ❤️🔥
#honestly this program is ALOT show all the 2018 jackels this program and see how hot they get#our bbys were always on fire#seriously the best tango of the season#not even close#sexy lil ice bbys in all black being amazing is everything I need ❤️#od: assassination tango#2007 worlds#in a just world they would’ve medaled#his eyes shut and pressing his mouth into her in that last one oh boy 😰#bbys why you make me so emotional for you
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IM GOING TO
IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING
IM GOING TO START A TOMODACHI LIFE SOUTH PARK SERIES ACTUALLY
YES
#south park#sp#tomodachi life#me making all of my mlm/wlw ships a girl and a boy cause theres no gay marriage in tomodachi life: 😢#OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY BEAR CHILDREN#😰
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the urge to reblog junhee army pics really fighting with my personal do not engage with army pics policy real bad sometimes
#going to the army pics are fine but the minute i see a uniform i’m like#oh no they are really in the army i hate this 😰#but sometimes i miss junhee a lot and he looks really good and i’m like#damn#i think i saw taemin with a gun once and it scarred me#don’t give him a gun please#i mean he doesn’t have to anymore but he never should have to begin with#wait why am i talking about taemin this was supposed to be about jun#anyway i am anti military and i do apply this policy to not reblogging kpop boy army pics even when the kpop boy looks good#and i am glad to see him 😔#at the same time though i do not wish to see it#only valid uniform time was minho after he discharged visiting taemin bc he was technically no longer in the army#and it was funny
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#i am so thankful that i have this new cgm/pump system with autocorrection!!!!#just looked & the amount of auto corrections i had to have cuz i miss calculated dinner … oh boy#if was still on my old one without autocorrection i’d be higher than louis after he’s had the good stuff 😰
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I love love LOVE griezmann
I love LOVE Mbappe
and I hate Lahoz ! <3
#the moment i saw who the ref was i was like#oh boy we're in for a wild ride#there should have been like 2 other penalties ngl#when i saw grizi bleeding i was like#😰😰😰#but then he was getting bandaged w a smile on his face and he got up and kept playing and i was like#🤗🤗🤗#and then mbappe missed his penalty and i was like#😱😱😱#but then ref said redo it and mbappe scored and i was like#🥳🥳🥳#my emotions in the match went up and down and up and down#gosh#france nt#greece nt#antoine griezmann#kylian mbappe#mbappe#griezmann
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at any given moment my mind is a constant chant of eddie eddie eddie eddie eddie i might be turning into buck at this point
#i am unwell over this man#he is my best boy my babygirl my grieving wife my husband returned from war#my favourite father my guy i would go down on one knee for#oh my god😰 freud would love me😰😰😰#and i call myself aroace...#eddie diaz
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Looking in the family group chat like “oh it’s time for mom’s weekly blackmail material”
#SHE KEEPS SENDING OLD PHOTOS OF US#WERE LIKE ‘who is she gonna get with these next 😰’#it hasn’t been especially bad for me yet. shoutout to the one where my brother is showing a painting he made#that is just. hold on let me find the image so I can properly type out what the painting says#XD AND I OOP SKSKSK SAVE THE TURTLES COOL DUDE VSCO BOYS 4 LIFE LOL#that’s what his painting he’s proudly holding up says. like why would she post tha- oh no
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Literal ev and anduin
#anduin living his ultra sheltered rich boy life where nobody talks about addiction openly because its Crass#going out and meeting this guy who chainsmokes alternating fags and joints until he cant see#ev makes like D tier stoner jokes and Anduin has no idea how to react he just assumes its all true#'why do you smoke so much' 'oh because i can tell its healthy for me. i feel TERRIBLE whenever i stop' '😰😰😰'
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get his ass ! | lando norris/the grid x fem! reader
summary: y/n was loved among the grid, quickly gaining the title of ‘the mother of the grid’ due to her motherly nature. but when a famous football player says he’d like to take her on a date in an interview, the boys are quick to defend her.
fc; maria isabel
warnings; kinda suggestive pics , curse words
notes; requested! this came later than expected lol, been super tired after a long road trip and was out all day w poor connection😩🥲 don’t mind my lil football reference 🤭🤭 also second pic of the interview was meant to say pretty at the end but it was called off lol😞
masterlist !
liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 940,038 others!
yourusername: pov: single mother after a day full of chasing and taking care of her 5 grown children on the paddock
tagged; landonorris, oscarpiastri, alex_albon, logansargeant, georgerussell63
username: MOTHER IS BACK ON THE PADDOCK
username: i want u fr
landonorris: ‘single mother’ who am i then?😕
yourusername: a grown child who asks me to ‘pretty please’ wipe the grease off of his pizza😁
landonorris: it was disgustingly greasy…🤢
username: LMFAOOAOAO
username: a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids
yourusername: they get on my nerves all the time but i love my grown children 💓
logansargeant: sorry mom
yourusername: you and osc are an exception
alex_albon: oh, wow!
oscarpiastri: 😁
georgerussell63: you trying to say something, y/n….
yourusername: yeah give me carmen
carmenmmundt: i agree!
georgerussell63: wait-
username: you need to open a youtube channel!
username: your fit on the paddock ate today 😩
username: the picture of alex and logan w the snake 😭😭😭😭
username: can always count on y/n for content
yourusername posted to their story!
[caption 1; baby’s nap time 😴] [caption 2; taking my sons out for lunch 🫶🫶] [caption 3; my new child, surprise! it’s a boy!💙]
Jude Bellingham answers your fan questions!
liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 1,503,028 others!
landonorris: all mine.
tagged; yourusername
yourusername: lando norris…. i thought you’d post this on your jpg account…
landonorris: nope😁
yourusername: could’ve been worse thank u
yourusername: all yours. forever. 🫶
landonorris: always.
username: so y’all saw jude’s interview too…
username: caption was 100% aimed a jude
alex_albon: can i tag him pls
yourusername: no.
landonorris: yes!
yourusername: no or i won’t take you to get kbbq tmrw
alex_albon: sorry lando
username: alex’s comment😭
username: oh wow
username: the 2nd, 4th, n last pic🥴🥴🥴🥴
username: their relationship isn’t a want it’s a NEED
logansargeant: oh!
yourusername: look away pls😞😔
landonorris: no keep looking so you and every other athlete knows she’s mine 😁
username: jealous lando omg 😵💫😵💫
maxverstappen1: take that tap in merchant!
carlossainz55: yeah and he won against you guys! put some respect on his name 🙄
yourusername: my football rivalry sons…
landonorris: no i agree w max
username: not the culers and merengues of f1 fighting 😭😭
georgerussell63: my eyes!😰😰😰😰
georgerussell63: but that serves him right! y/n is a taken lady!
username: red is HER color, no one can wear read
username: the fit is everything 😍😍
username: need someone to recreate the last pic w 😖😖😣😣
oscarpiastri: i really had to stop lando from posting more exposing pictures, you’re welcome btw mother
landonorris: i had plenty of other ones to choose from…
yourusername: thank u osc😭
#formula one scenarios#formula 1 x reader#f1 scenario#formula one imagines#formula one social media au#formula one smau#formula one x reader#formula one imagine#f1 smau#f1 scenarios#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#lando norris smau#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris social media au
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