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"it happens all the time, it happens all the time", a tautology of self-delusion - a one-way love affair that turned me into a weak rabbit
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kessielrg · 4 months
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resisting.... urge... to add OC... to... someone else's AU
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fleshdyke · 1 year
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exploding my math teacher with my mind rn
#theres so many layers to the trish lore#i do not want to call her my math teacher so i am calling her trish. get fucked#like first things first i used to be ‘friends’ with her daughter in like grade 2 and 3 bc we were the same age#but also her daughter like. bullied me.#and she goes to my school now and ive only been in one class with her last year and afaik she’s nice enough now just annoying#and so i’ve been to her house a couple times. i have been in my math teacher’s house when i was like 7#and her husband is a cop btw. bc of course he is#anyways she treats us like actual 4 year olds despite literally never having taught any younger than grade 9#and she gave us 4 pages of work each with like 30-50 questions on them and they were all really complicated. ON THE SECOND DAY#and then i laughed at a thing my friend said yesterday one (1) time and two boys were like. quietly talking at the back of the class.#and other than that it was completely silent. but she went on a tangent about how this is an academic course and she expects better for like#5 minutes. like girl first of all we are teenagers what did you fucking expect. were you wanting perfect maturity and professionalism from a#group of 16 year olds. and also she’s been teaching hs math for over a decade like girl you should know this by now…#OH ALSO when i was friends w her daughter my mom talked to her yk bc thats how parents work when youre little#and this mf woman somehow looped my mother into a PYRAMID SCHEME#LIKE…#rambles
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gleeincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Wish there was a way to socialise without the social bit
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abyssmalice · 2 years
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(thinking abt how childe’s delusion gives him a color swap and then his foul legacy transformation is right after the delusion phase and my brain is currently mushing both together and concluding that a delusion is just a magical girl transformation device
specifically a pretty cure transformation device. there’s no way childe wouldn’t appreciate a magical girl who doesn’t just have the sparkly trinket attacks but also PUNCHES AND KICKS THINGS)
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nomaishuttle · 9 months
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ordered sonic.... yay
#11 dollar order judt a footlong coney and medium tater tots. Paying 18 dollars for it 😭😭😭😭#+5 dollar tip#sighhh. oh well worth it for delicious chilidog reward guys im so excitef#i dont even particularly want a coney i just rly rly rly want a chilidog. and a coney is technically a chilidog#ideally id just have my girlfriend hormel hot dog chili my other girlfriend oscar meyer hotdog my other girlfriend great value cheddar and#my fourth girlfriend white bread. but country girls make do.#my best hotdog tip btw for you dogheads out there. looking at you anubis#AWESOME JOKE! the crowd went wild. snyways the tip is to cut it in half b4 u microwave it.....#or like however yr cooking hot dogs ive had them every which way. microwave is most convenient boiled makes me nostalgic grilled#also makes me nostalgic but for more idealized nostalgia. boiled hot dogs r nostalgia 4 the like. being in poverty Not that im a povertyfan#LOL. and not that only poor ppl... boil hot dogs just like idk it was a very cheap meal Boiled hot dogs and great value white bread and#great value cheddar and hormel chili. exceedingly cheap. and Most of my comfort foods r that way#shoutout to keilbasa and potatoes shoutout to keilbasa and mac n cheese SHOUTOUT TUNEY MAC MVP MVP MVP NUMBER ONE TUNEY MAC#one thing abt poor ppl foods is that if u have a meat you can just put that shit in mac n cheese and thats a meal.#not just poor ppl i think everybody should just be likr Fugg ittt can of tuna in the mac n cheese. sry guys im like tuney macs number one#advocate. im so tired of being told its gross or weird lol. sry. everybody go eat tuney mac NOW !!!!#but yes anyway#i love the cheesedogs yk the ones with the cheese in them.. and those ones i alwaysss cut them open even tho i ate those eith no toppings a#lot. it just gets them likee. yummy idk man..#and obvi its convenient 4 toppings and stuff. not oarticularly cheese but chili? brother you need to make a bowl for all of that or you#wont grt optimal chili spreadage.#my other hot dog tip is 1. go to steak n shake 2. order steak frank 3. cheddar cheese cup on the side 4. with fries 5. get the likee#seasoning whatever idk i stole an entire thing of it. hut its just at your tables or you caj pay 13 dollars#but rly its incredibly easy t hust steal it and its yummy LOL. you put that on the fries#you put the cheese on the frank hust pour it#its liquid cheddar yk. yumm#then you put fries on the frank too. and any leftover cheddar you dip the fries that arent on the frank jn that#This is my birthday meal ive had it every single birthday for the past like 10 years Except for 2021 I Dont Particularly Want To Talk About#My 2021 Birthday. HAPPY SWEET 16 TO ME !#well actually i do want 2 talk abt it bc its sad 💔 bc of covid and the like steak n shake was closed EVEN FOR DRIVE THRU and it was lik
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dearcharms · 10 months
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gawd arlan actl has a vice grip in my head this is NOT funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im OKAY.....
ALSO ALSO his phone case is taped??? it's BROkEN??? ARLAN BABY GO GET A NEW PHONE CASE YAH🥺😭😭😭
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dolene · 1 month
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GET BACK ON TRACK ; charles leclerc x reader
summary: after carlos's wedding announcement is everywhere and taking over your entire life, you decided to break the slump and getting back on track by moving on.
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carlossainz55 Carlos & Rebecca. 5.5.25
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username MY SUN????? MY MOON???? Okay what kind of torture are you guys gonna get me for this week
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charles_leclerc Congratulations to the happy couple! Glad to be there and watch the sweet moments unveiled.
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charles_leclerc 🤪🤪
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not-a-mongoose · 1 year
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my face may seem calm, but deep inside i’m beating my school’s obligatory christianity questions to death with my bare hands.
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jude5bellingham · 4 months
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post to story ౨ৎ jude bellingham
pairing: jude bellingham x f!reader
summary: when attempting to document a trip to madrid becomes a soft launch.
warnings & notes : reader has something already established with jude, is good friends with jobe, and other people in jude's circle. in my head i imagine that the set of stories are spread out throughout the day or week!! also sorry the plot is so loose 😔
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when did you get here
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no hello? hi ??
a waving emoji would've been enough too tbh
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looks an awful lot like my brother
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who said it was jude 🤨.
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your song choice is making it seem like i'm some whore
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no need to mate me now
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?
pretty sure you'd like that
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i think that's more than enough out of you jude
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tell me the lad put on a good show at least
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not better than you
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HELLO??? THEYVE CONNECTED??
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THE DOTS
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🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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didn't know you were in the stands
why didn't you tell me you wanted to watch
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didn't want you offering me the same seats you give every other girl
or the goal dedication
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bit presumptuous of you
who says i would've offered you seats
or dedicated my goal to you
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oh?
you wouldn't have?
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of course i would've
would've written your name on my undershirt
blown a kiss and everything
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same treatment every other girl gets?
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there aren't any other girls
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that's not what a certain someone said 🤐
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i'm killing jobe
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just kidding
your mother got me that seat
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i told her to do it
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good job today brum boy
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me when they say good boy 😝
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I DID NOT SAY GOOD BOY
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you did now 🤤🤤🤤
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you are SICK.
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sooo... see you at 5?
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🙄🙄🙄 see you at 5 then i guess
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EDUARDO.
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your plausible deniability is running out btw...
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mum said you stayed over
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WITH JUDE
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why can't you guys just give it up
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it's cause me and your brother aren't anything jobe
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GIVE IT UP ALREADY
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i'm serious jobe
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so you went all the way to madrid to see a guy who won't ask you out officially
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not just any guy 🙄
he's your brother
ALSO I DID NOT GOT TO MADRID JUST FOR THAT
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he's just another guy if he won't ask you out officially yn
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can you stop being real with me jobe what the flip
FINE
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jude
yn
uhhhhh
??
grrrrrrrrrr
you alright?
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
why are we screaming
jude you know i like you right
i like you too yn
what is happening
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oh wow
yn you are ruining it
oh
NO
that came out so horrifically wrong
i'm so sorry
what i meant to say is
i have dinner reservations for 2 at 6pm
and you just spoiled your own surprise
ohh
nice save jude
🙄🙄.
fine
yn you make me really happy
and i hate that i haven't brought this up earlier
would you let me be your boyfriend
weeeeeee
okay now you're ruining it
i'll see you at 6 mate
wow...
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EDUARDO CAMVINGA.
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yes...
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are you guys together now
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yes...
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so the dots connected
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yeah...
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did you never see that clip dortmund posted
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who wouldn't you let date your sister
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... i saw it
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i'm sure you could steal him back anytime
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...
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i have a bad feeling this is just the beginning
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of our relationship 💔💔?
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no
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bad feeling about
your future story posts...
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again with the mate...
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wow this is brutal
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oh he is not living this down
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poor jude
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give the lad a break
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:(
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yourusername silly strange odd boyfriend making silly strange odd faces on our silly one year anniversary 🤍
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camavinga he never learns does he 🤦‍♂️
yourusername nope!
jobebellingham he's finally moved up to feed post 🥳
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judebellingham WHY DID YOU POST THEM IN THAT ORDER
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judebellingham one day i will get you back for this...
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judebellingham one of many years to come 🫶🏽
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judebellingham yeah 🙄 love you too🤍🤍
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PART 5 | AFTER FIVE YEARS
Pairing: Carlos Sainz x Reader
Summary: Carlos Sainz finally met his son he had with her ex-wife, Y/N.
Warning: None
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You woke up from the sunlight radiating from your window. It's been a few days since you and Carlos met. You don't want to talk to him after what happened.
Cael, I want to kick your father's crotch sometimes or maybe pull his wavy hair. Why does he have to be an ass?
It's still seven in the morning and Cael is still sound asleep on his bed. You went to his room and gave him a kiss before going to the kitchen. You have your morning coffee and a bagel, hoping that it would somewhat boost you to start your day.
You were scrolling through your contacts at the counter, when you felt a tiny hand grasping your pajamas. You were startled, almost choking yourself with the bagel. You looked down and saw Cael rubbing his eyes.
“Mama up,” Cael said, spreading his arm towards you. It is Cael's thing. He says that when he wants your attention and affection. He also does this randomly when he feels like you are having a bad day. Cael is an empath we might say.
You lifted Cael and kissed his plump cheeks. His head immediately rests on your shoulder. “Good morning, baby. How's your sleep?”
“Still sleepy Mama,” Cael said groggily.
“My baby is still sleepy. Okay, do you want to go back to bed or do you wanna have breakfast, honey?,” You replied, rubbing Cael's back.
“Breakfast Mama. I want a pancake,” Cael said, still resting his head on your shoulders.
“Okay, will you help Mama make pancakes?” Cael face you and gave you a nod.
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Max, Lando, Carlos, Charles, and Daniel went for a quick break from playing padel. Everyone got their drink and sat down on the foldable chairs under the shade. They are taking their time before the race weekend.
“You're going aggressive with the ball man, huh?” Max said, pertaining to Carlos who is madly attacking whenever the ball touches his racket.
“I have a four-year-old son,” Carlos said, looking blankly at the esky.
“Oh yeah? Well, I have twins, a girl and a boy actually,” Lando said sarcastically, not believing a word Carlos said.
“You met him?” (Max)
“You mean Cael?” (Charles)
“Finally.” (Daniel)
Max, Charles, and Daniel said in chorus. Carlos confusedly looked at the three. On the other hand, Lando is busy gulping every single drop of his drink.
“You guys know Cael?” Carlos replied to the three.
“Who’s Cael? What am I missing?” Lando blurted out. Wiping and licking remnants of his drink on the corner of his lips.
“Yeah,” Max replied.
“What the hell? Since when did you know Cael?” Carlos asks, feeling betrayed.
“Ever since. Like when he was about to turn one.” Charles replied this time.
“What the fuck are you guys talking about?” Lando said, trying to grasp what is going on.
“Why didn't you tell me, you bastards?” Carlos said. He is upset that how come that these guys know about Cael since he was one. But he only got to know him, now that he is already four .
“She wants us to tell no one about Cael, especially you. Plus, it's not our story to tell Carlos. You know that,” Daniel explained.
“But how did you meet him? Li- Like how?” Carlos asks them curiously. He is puzzled how it happened.
“YN contacted us telling us that she wants us to be your son's godfather,” Max said while swirling the RB drink in his hand.
“Godfather? Who among you is Cael's godfather?” Carlos confusedly asked. Max, Charles, and Daniel raised their hands.
“Plus, Lewis,” Daniel added.
“Wait, you and YN have a child? And I, Lando Norris, who is closest to her, is not a godfather?” Lando said in disbelief, summarizing what is happening at least in his point of view. He is feeling more betrayed than Carlos is.
“‘Cause you can't keep your mouth shut, Land,” Max said, rolling his eyes.
“Yeah, you will probably run happily to Carlos and tell him about Cael,” Charles added, teasing Lando.
“Yes. Spitting facts,” Daniel said, agreeing to both of them.
“But, btw how did you know Carlos? Did you meet them already? Did she tell you?” Carles throwing multiple questions.
“We met at the plaza by accident. She told me Cael is mine,” Carlos replied, not mentioning the details how.
“By accident? What happened then?” Daniel said, looking intently at Carlos like a gossip girl.
“Cael got lost at the plaza. I found him and gave him back to her. And you know what? Cael seems to know me. But looking at her reaction when I saw her with Cael, I can tell she doesn't want us to meet that way. So I introduce myself to Cael as Uncle Chilli.”
“Uncle Chilli what the fuck? HAHAHAHA. Cael knows you man. He knows that the Carlos Sainz is his father,” Max replied, laughing his ass off at Carlos.
“So there is still no proper introduction yet?” Charles said while covering Max’s mouth, shutting him up from laughing.
“Yeah, Y/N and I actually had a heated conversation,” Carlos said, almost a whisper.
“Don't tell me you fucked it up again?” Daniel asked, squinting his eyes at Carlos.
“Based on how he play padel, he did fucked up,” Max replied, answering it for him.
“Shut up Max,” Carlos rebuked. He knows he fucked up he don't need the boys shoving it into his face.
“I still don't know what to do. I'm still finding a way to talk to her again, maybe after the Spanish Grand Prix. But I guess, we just need to cool down for now.” Carlos stands up and walks back to the court with his racket.
“Yeah, you need to cool down but try not to smash the ball six feet off the ground!” Max said, not missing a chance to let his thoughts win.
Max and Charles followed Carlos to the court to play another round. Daniel remained sitting down for a bit to rest.
“Hey Lando, come on. What are you sulking about?,” Charles called out for Lando, who was pouting and not blinking.
“I'm not a Godfather,” Lando said, giving him a death stare.
“What the hell?” Charles replied, being done with the whole godfather thing.
“I know what you need to do. Baptize your son again and let me be a godfather. ¡Por favor, Carlos!” Lando yelled out to Carlos at the court. He just sighed and rolled his eyes at Lando, before throwing him the padel ball.
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golden-moony · 22 days
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king of my heart | smau
pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader
summary: y/n is an F1 content creator loved among the grid and the fans, and more than one person ships her with lando due to how close they've always been. but when y/n goes to her first IndyCar race, the last thing she expects is being involved in rumours with another mclaren driver.
warnings: love triangle? kinda.
author's note: i might turn this into a mini series but i'll see how it goes. btw english it's not my first language so if there's any grammatical error please let me know so i can fix it, ty🧡 now enjoy!
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[caption 1; it's indycar weekend in Long Beach, babyyyy!] [caption 2; time for practice and snacks🌞]
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patriciooward
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patriciooward INDY500 colors and back in the streeetz🤩
user1 lookin' goooood🔥
arrowmclaren it'll look even better with confetti covering it😉 user2 admin knows a win is coming!! 💪
user3 Este es tu año, cabrón! VAMOOOOS 🇲🇽
user4 is it a requirement to be handsome to drive in mclaren? cause daaaamn
user5 same girl, same
yourusername black is the new papaya fr 🔥 can't wait for tomorrow!
patriciooward hopefully you'll be wearing #5 user6 OMG?!?!!!??? yourusername can't show favoritism! i'm a professional, sir patriciooward it can be our secret then 😉 user7 OH MY- HELLOOOOO? user8 landonorris come get your girl bro!!! user9 omfg mr o'ward i wasn't familiar with your game user10 y/n sweety, wrong mclaren driver landonorris 🤨 user11 she really said i want a mclaren, don't care which one😭 user12 and she's so real for that
user13 let's goooo Pato!! 🦆🧡
user14 y/n and pato's exchange?? NEW SHIP HAS ARRIVED!
user15 i feel like i'm betraying my roots but pato and y/n would be the it couple fr user16 SO TRUE user17 pato and lando deserve sooo much better.
user18 NOT LANDO REPLYING TO THE COMMENT 😂😂
user19 f1twt is about to have a blast with this one 🍿 user20 they already have #teampato and #teamlando hashtags going on 😭😭
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[caption 1; preparation for ✨qualy day✨] [caption 2; that's how you arrive in style]
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yourusername First IndyCar race ✅ can't explain how incredible this weekend was! I’ve had the pleasure of chatting to so many cool people, discovering so much about this series and meeting so many of you! 🧡 can't wait to show you everything soon 😘
user1 what a babeeeee 😍
frosenqvist so great to meet you! hope you come to another one again soon! 🏁
arrowmclaren we second this! user2 she's an indy girl now 😎 tkanaan especially after all the fun we had last night😜 yourusername oh i'll definitely come back for more races (and parties ofc🙊) user3 she's part of the family now! love to see it user4 mclaren team 🤝 us: being in love with y/n
user5 PATO INTERVIEW??!! WE WON
lissiemackintosh so happy to have met you!! 💖
yourusername can't wait to see u again 🥹 user6 MY FAVES 🤩🤩 user7 girls supporting girls 💞 user8 we need a colab!
landonorris y/n get out of there. That's not your family!
carlossainz55 y/n please hurry, the kid has missed you maxverstappen1 y/n please hurry, we can't stand him anymore maxfewtrell y/n please hurry, he gets whiny when you're not around alex_albon y/n please hurry, oscar is about to commit crime oscarpiastri that is correct, so please y/n hurry landonorris when i asked y'all to back me up, this is NOT what i meant 🙄 yourusername if it helps at all, i've miss you all 🫶 (except Lando) landonorris i hate y'all fr user9 this is the kind of content i pay my internet bill for 😂
user10 literal queen 👑
user11 she couldn't become lando's wag so now she goes to indy to try to find a man lol such a clout chaser
user12 girl stfu she's literally just doin her job user13 try not to sound so bitter next time 💋 user14 get a life, hater
user15 MOTHER IS MOTHERING
user16 i don't think we're talking enough about that last photo
user17 RIGHT?! Y/N X PATO LET'S GOO user18 nah y/n x lando >>>>>>>>
patooward Indy looks good on you 💯 i wonder who took that amazing first pic
yourusername credits to you, amateur😘 user19 you can't convince me they're not flirting user20 i truly don't know if i wanna be pato or y/n... i only know i'd hate to be lando rn 😭 user21 y/n and lando are the endgame user22 Y/N X PATO TILL THE END
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sooo.... y'all want part 2?
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marlenesluv · 2 months
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Bad Decisions. (LS)
Summary: After Logan isn’t able to compete in the Australian Grand Prix, his girlfriend shows everyone just how amazing he is. Which leads to a major turn of events.
Note: Used the indent feature instead of copy and pasting that arrow I usually use, lol. Hope you guys don’t mind too much, it’s much easier for me.
Warnings: None
Masterlist here -> Masterlist Link
^ Check my list for all posts! ^
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y/n.user: he may not be able to race this weekend, but that just means he can hangout with me and lily in the garage and heckle the other drivers🙃
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alex_albon: do you heckle me??
y/n.user: not usually, but this weekend…maybe
alex_albon: ??????
user7: i love how supportive she isssss
logansargeant: i love you❤️
y/n.user: i love you too❤️😙
f1wags: williams has the BEST wags 🙏
ls2editsss: he’ll come back stronger next weekend💪
user3: CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!!!
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
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logansargeant: disappointing weekend. but at least i have my girl ❤️
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y/n.user: lo🥺
logansargeant: 🙃❤️
y/n.user: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
f1editpage: awwww, they are so soft
oscarpiastri: sorry about this weekend mate. next week will be better👏
*liked by creator*
user1: loveee their love
alex_albon: i owe you😣
y/n.user: alr. give it back.
lilymhe: AHHHAHAHAHAHA
alex_albon: 😐
wagpagee: y/n is sooo angelic
user6: anyone else find it weird that like the whole grid follows y/n and not logan?
user2: i guess, but y/n has been friends with lily since they were little🤷‍♀️
user6: eh so?
user2: well lily and alex have been together for around 5 years, so she’s been around the paddock for 5 years instead of the 1 logan has
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
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y/n.user: appreciation post for my my favorite person in the whole world, my own personal captain america❤️🤍💙 i love you, logan. thank you for being the best boyfriend, best friend, and person ever❣️
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f1wags: well, that’ll do it. the waterworks, oh my🥹
logansargeant: don’t make me cry right now. i’ll make you mrs. sargeant
y/n.user: 😳
logansargeant: unmmm shit
y/n.user: i would say yes. just saying 🤷‍♀️
user6: she would WHAT
flavy.barla: this is so cute and all, but the comments? you married now, girl?
y/n.user: not yet😞 i’ll lyk
flavy.barla: 🙏💓
oscarpiastri: excuse me? logan? answer your PHONE??
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
your instagram story:
(psa, this is 2 weeks later!)
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
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logansargeant & y/n.user: We liked each other and put on a ring on it 💍❤️ And finally got Logan in a race car that had a chassis 🙃😉
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lilymhe: congratulations guys!!!💓
f1wags: AWWW STOP
user8: this wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card, but i am so here for it
alex_albon: funny joke y/n😐 but congratulations!!!!!
oscarpiastri: not sure why you guys waited so long
lilyzneimer: you’re talking?
y/n.user: aw shit, you tell him lily👏
lilyzneimer: thank you, congratulations btw❣️
*liked by y/n.user*
user3: mother and father🙏😮‍💨
landonorris: CONGRATSSSSS
maxverstappen1: congratulations! p wants to be the flower girl, i told her i would ask…don’t feel obligated
y/n.user: 🥹tell p yes. she’s the cutest ever
logansargeant: im the cutest ever. but ok
scottjames31: you will soon learn that once you’re married, you aren’t the cutest anymore and kids come first
logansargeant: 😐
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。
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lewisvinga · 3 months
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my shot | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he
summary; after admitting in an interview about their crush on a certain youtuber, alex and lily decide to shoot their shot through instagram
fc; tara yummy
warnings; ?? none i think
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! i’m obsessed w tara yummy rn
masterlist !
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yourusername: let’s go to the beach each
username: the shirt 😭😭😭
username: i just know y/n was struggling in the 5 ft end
yourusername: i was , i suck at swimming 🤕🤕
lilymhe: crazy i know how to swim !
username: lily what are u doing here 😭😭
username: the last picture is so cunty i love it
username: she’s so queen
username: not lily and alex in the likes 😭
alex_albon: let’s go get a wave
yourusername: they say what they gonna say
alex_albon: have a drink, clink, found a bud light
yourusername: bad bitches like me are hard to come by
lilymhe: you are the baddest bitch
username: this comment thread ???😭😭
username: alex albon’s attempt at flirting it just singing nicki minaj
username: he has a gf tho
username: you can’t tell me they both aren’t in love w her…
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[caption 1; last few days here 😴] [caption 2; tanning bc i can’t swim]
lilymhe replied to your story !
lilymhe so you really can’t swim?
yourusername lol i suck at it, i always use floaties when i’m in the pool & i refuse to go in the ocean😭
lilymhe maybe if we happen to be in the same place , i can teach you😁😁
yourusername you just wanna see me in a bikini don’t you🥴
lilymhe i mean yes. deleted !
lilymhe just helping a girl out and shooting my shot?😁😁
yourusername ur cute
lilymhe and i think ur cuter
yourusername you and….
lilymhe alex and i think you’re cute 😁
yourusername: i’ll be at the miami gp btw, maybe you both can teach me how to swim😌
lilymhe oh, we’re ready, pretty girl
alex_albon replied to your story !
alex_albon heyyyy[100% rizz]
yourusername: oh your girlfriend is much better at this than you are
alex_albon i’m trying 😔
alex_albon but i managed to pull her anyways 🤓
yourusername you’re a dork but it’s cute🤕
alex_albon so me shooting my shot is working?😁😁
yourusername oh 100%
alex_albon a little birdie told me you’re going to the miami gp?
yourusername yeah, might be dressed in ferrari red
alex_albon why not williams blue? you should come to our garage instead 😁
yourusername hmmm u gotta convince me, pretty boy 🧐
alex_albon well, lily and i will be there , isn’t that enough?
yourusername you’re right ,
yourusername i’ll see you in the williams garage then, pretty boy😇
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yourusername: i like to see cars racing now i guess
tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon, williamsracing
williamsracing: the cuntiest guest in our garage
yourusername: why thank u admin
lilymhe: ugh you’re gorgeous 😩
yourusername: hello?? you’re the most gorgeous 🥴🥴
lilymhe: in my f1 driver era liked by yourusername !
alex_albon: i feel so special knowing i had the 2 prettiest girls ever rooting for me
yourusername: you’re a dork but i’ll cheer for u every race 🤓
username: OMG HELLO😀
username: my fave youtuber and f1?? i’m so??
username: alex lily n y/n are acting very suspicious…….🧐🧐🧐
username: i just wanna know how this all happened
username: imagine lily and alex sliding into her dms 😭😭😭
username: they’re just like me fr
username: i gotta be REAL honest w y’all, they’d look hot asf as a throuple
username: oomf are u insane
username: look at oomf dawg😭😭😭
username: no i get it
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myysaints · 11 months
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°˖ ⊹ ꒰ LN4 ꒱ JUST MY LUCK ─ LANDO NORRIS
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LANDO NORRIS x f!reader
⌗︙・ summary — in which lando starts flirting with a (not-so-)random girl on the internet.
genre — social media au, fc hannah kae
notes — kinda disappointing finish to yesterday's gp :( but to make up for that here's something simple & cute !!! churned this one out in one day bc by god i love that little frog man with my whole heart. tbh this is just a shameless self insert ..... also rewrote history a tad bit by making lando finish on the podium at monaco because why not LOL hope u enjoyyyy xx
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lando.jpg  Monaco, I’m ready for ya.
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bambiyn  and i’m ready for u !!!!!!!
bambiyn  talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular…
bambiyn  why am i sweating rn
bambiyn  goddamn
bambiyn  my fav driver everyone !!!!!!
bambiyn  my dms (and legs) r open btw 😁😁
       Liked by lando.jpg yourbestfriend  Y/N OH MY GOD…. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP… bambiyn  …ok… and? user  yo wtf lando liked????
danielricciardo  Lando I love you but not as much as that girl in the comments
bambiyn  ok i feel called out danielricciardo  Oh, hey there! bambiyn HIIII!!!!!
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bambiyn  yeah ok so monaco’s kinda cool
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user  marry me
user  didn’t know angels existed until i saw you 😩
user  mother is in monaco!!!!
yourbestfriend  “kinda cool” … says the girl who freaked out literally every 5 steps we took because “oh my god look at that car”
bambiyn  the cars here are sick okay idk what u want from me !
landonorris  only kinda?
bambiyn  maybe if u finish on the podium on sunday… then it’d be cooler user  LMFAOOOOO y/n never misses
landonorris  But welcome to Monaco 🙃
bambiyn  thank uuuuu!!! user  girlie hit him with the five u’s GET UP Y/N
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f1wagupdates  Submitted by Anon ❤️ Looks like things are heating up in Monaco for Lando Norris! He was spotted last night on a dinner date with a mystery woman. A source close to the McLaren driver tells us that he is “very very content” in his new relationship, and is “excited to take on this weekend with her by his side”. As for who Lando’s secret lover is, we have it on good authority that, though she is a public figure, she is nowhere near her beau’s status of fame. Follow for more updates on all things wag-related 🏎
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user  arms…. hand placement…. RAHGRFGAHFRH
user  god i wish that were me 😩
user  someone check up on bambiyn… ik shes heartbroken rn
bambiyn  my world is literally collapsing as i type this
bambiyn  damn 💔
bambiyn  so that’s how it be then 😭😭
yourbestfriend  heartbreak. betrayal.
bambiyn  like damn i really thought i was the one 😔 user  LMFAOOO girl ur hilarious
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POST-RACE INTERVIEW WITH LANDO NORRIS | MONACO GRAND PRIX 2023
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🏷  landonorris, lando.jpg
bambiyn  thanks people magazine for finally letting me post my man. happy 5 months to my prince charming!! ♡ ૮꒰•༝  •。꒱ა xx
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landonorris  Best 5 months of my life
landonorris  You make my heart hurt silly
landonorris  my forever girl
danielricciardo  You’re too good for him Y/N!!!
bambiyn  ikr… user  get off your high horse smh youre nothing special he’ll dump u in a week landonorris  Yk I can read your comments right? Don’t be a fucking prick in my girl’s comment section. user  “my girl’s comment section” im gonna go feral
user  hey god it’s me again…
georgerussell63   Great meeting you Y/N! You two make a great couple 👍
landonorris  Mate what is with you and typing like youre 50 years old
landonorris
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landonorris   5 marvellous months with the missus ❤️ To my sweetheart, I love you dummy. I love you and your weird little keyboard face things. i love the little hop you do whenever you see something you like. The way you always smell like cotton candy and clouds and vanilla and cookies. How you laugh at all my jokes even when theyre kinda shit. The fact you still don’t know how to drive stick shift (drives me crazy but anyways). Thank you for being mine baby, here’s to a million more 5 months with you 🥂
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danielricciardo   aww thanks babe
landonorris  💀💀 danielricciardo  But on a serious note, I’m so happy for you guys. You got a good thing going bro 👊 landonorris  Sure do mate
bambiyn  a million kisses for u when u get home (´꒳`)♡
landonorris  eagerly looking forward landonorris  (❤ω❤) landonorris  Did i do it right bambiyn  YESSSS !!!! proud of u baby hehe ur so cute landonorris  >:)
user  we still don’t know what that crazy night was abt lol
bambiyn  omg yeah thank u for reminding me !
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You have [1] unread message.
[4:21 PM] vroom vroom baby: I saw your recent insta story.... 😉😉
[4:22 PM] dummy ❤️: mmhmmmmm
[4:22 PM] dummy ❤️: and what about it…?
[4:24 PM] vroom vroom baby: nothing it was
[4:24 PM] vroom vroom baby: It was perfect
[4:25 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just…
[4:25 PM] dummy ❤️: justttt?
[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just that I was thinking
[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: Maybe
[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: If u wanted ofc
[4:28 PM] vroom vroom baby: We could
[4:28 PM] vroom vroom baby: Maybe
[4:29 PM] vroom vroom baby: recreate it…
[4:29 PM] vroom vroom baby: ?
[4:31 PM] dummy ❤️: is this ur way of asking me to come over
[4:25 PM] dummy ❤️: 🥺
[4:31 PM] vroom vroom baby: no….
[4:33 PM] vroom vroom baby: ok yes
[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: i’ll be over in 5 !!!
[4:33 PM] vroom vroom baby: See you soon gorgeous
[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: tsch
[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: you spoil me
[4:38 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just speaking the facts 💯
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chrisevansonly · 10 months
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𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
✯social media au
✯you’ve been in a secret relationship for a while, little do you know, some have been placing bets on when it would stop being so secret
✯another little lando smau while i work on a carlos fic and more requests<3
y/n’sinsta
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london i love you 🫶🏻
see 4000 comments
username this outfit is everything
username lando being one of the first likes…?
username lando we see you 👀
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lilyhme london looks so good on you ❤️
>y/n’sinsta i miss you so much, see you this weekend!!
>lilyhme YES so excited!
danielriccardo so it begins….😏
>charles_leclerc 😏
>carlossainz55 🤫
>landonorris you’re all idiots
username WHAT DOES THE GRID KNOW THAT WE DONT
landonorris🤓🤓
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they’re def together…
i’m sensing a new relationship on the grid😏
oh????????
this wasn’t on my bingo card for this year
landonorris
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“do I look okay? how’s my hair? are you sure you’re a photographer” - y/n every 5 seconds making sure i know how to take a picture 🙃
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username OH they’re totally together cmon…
>username girls and guys can be friends you know
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>username see y/n liked the comment
mclaren we need to swap the green for orange 😎
>y/n’sinsta yes we do!!
y/n’sinsta okay buddy, at least i’m easy to photograph 🙄
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charles_leclerc i see what’s going on here…
>pierregasly yes…yes i do too
>lewishamilton very interesting
>y/n’sinsta i’m gonna kill all of you
username NOT AGAIN😭😭
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well that didn’t last very long, i think lan owes a few people some money…though i’m not too mad, i get to share you with the world now, i love you sunshine❤️
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username THE DELETED STORY IS WHAT SENT ME
username oh i can’t i cant i cant
wagsofformula1 welcome to the wags club y/n😎
carmenmmundt silly lando
>lilyhme silly silly lando
>y/n’sinsta very indeed 🙃
landonorris i love you flower, im still sorry btw❤️
>y/n’sinsta you’re forgiven already you big softie
charles_leclerc alright mate pay up
>maxverstappen1 i’ll be waiting for the $$$
>carlossainz55 victory never felt so good
>pierregasly 🤑🤑
>danielriccardo i can smell the cash already
>y/n’sinsta HOW MANY OF YOU BET ON THIS?!
>lewishamilton all of us🫠
username wow 💀💀
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