#oh to be Mary Anne

[scoopdi-woop]

This has got to be one of if not THE most sensual non-sex scene in any film ever.

[emiko-matsui]

Ragh Barkrock to Gorgug Thistlespring in Freshman Year VS. Gorgug Thistlespring to Mary-Ann Skuttle in Junior Year

[thinkingisadangerouspastime]

When the ceremony reaches its end, when Kipperlilly’s parents are sufficiently distracted in conversing with the officiant about burial plots and mourning periods and all of death’s bureaucracy, Lucy drifts up the aisle and halts beside Kipperlilly’s closed casket.

Closed.

Mary Ann told her how Kipperlilly died in the final battle with the Bad Kids. Caught by Hold Person, submerged into lava, screaming with fury—always rage, never pain—as her flesh melted off her body and blended with her burning cardigan.

‘Pathetic’ was how Mary Ann explained Kipperlilly’s end, a description not acerbic or vindictive but flat and monotonous, giving voice more to Kipperlilly’s perspective than to Mary Ann’s own.

Lucy studies the lacquered wooden top of the casket. She knows not whether it’s closed to disguise charred bones or to disguise—

“It’s empty.”

Lucy’s head snaps around to see that Kipperlilly’s parents now stand behind her, the officiant newly vanished into the depths of the holy building.

“It’s empty,” Landynleaf Copperkettle repeats. “There weren’t no remains left for us. Not from a reborn divinity’s lava.”

“It’s empty,” Octavia Copperkettle echoes. “Just like yours.”

—an excerpt from my post-canon frostkettle wip where lucy brings kipperlilly back through divine intervention

[verkhovenskaya]

I absolutely, desperately need the sapphics to rise up and write the kinkiest, bloodiest, most spine arching and heart aching smut for Mary Read and Anne Bonny

[turtlespancakeart]

I'm so glad nothing bad has happened to them ever :)

[vitamin-zeeth]

I can't fucking believe they killed buddy I am going to fucking murder shittersilly motherfucker or whatever her name is THEY KILLED FUCKING ELDER PRICE HOW DARE THEY

[ripromulus]

You hissing? 🫵😐

[peach-tea-leaves]

On the healing power of friendship.

“Chosen Family” by Rina Sawayama / Scene from “The Breakfast Club” (1975) Directed by John Hughes / “Landslide” by Oh Wonder / “Sleeping Beauty” by John Collier / Excerpt from “An Oresteia” translated by Anne Carson / Scene from “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Directed by Gus Van Sant / “Wild Geese” by Mary Oliver

[lesmiserablol]

the way that ed and stede are literally fucking this season

[jaynaneeya]

Mary Kate Wiles as Kat Van Tassel in Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story Episode 6: The Distractions at Dinner

[broh3m3]

im feeling normal

[serious-goose]

[lucy-moderatz]

[witchofthemidlands]

BAD SISTERS || Chopped Liver

This reads like an incorrect quote but this is, in fact, an actual line from this show in a conversation between the two most serious characters in this series.

[tophsazulas]

That 70s Show (6x01) | That 90s Show (1x07)

[unorthodox-soundwave]

Lyrics That Have Aro Vibes™ from Songs I Like

i dunno how many of these are meant to be aro--probably none--but i don't care. they are aro now. even if it doesn't really make sense in the full song. they're aro because i said so.

(cutoff bc it's a sorta-long post)

Turning Out - AJR

"Am I ready for love? / Or maybe just a best friend / Should there be a difference / Do you have instructions?"

Turning Out Pt. ii - AJR

"I think I probably wasn't in love with you / I think I probably loved the idea of you"

Crush Culture - Conan Gray

"And no one cares if you two made out / I'm sick of the kissing cult" (this one was very hard to pick a lyric from but i think this is the most fitting for today specifically)

I Don't Need Your Love - SIX

"That I don't need your love, no, no / I don't need your love, no, no"

When - Dodie

"I think I've been telling lies / 'Cause I've never been in love"

Crush - Tessa Violet

"But that's not what I wanna do now / And I'm not tryna be with you now, you now"

Oh No! - Marina and The Diamonds

"TV taught me how to feel"

FRIENDS - Anne-Marie & Marshmello

"You say you love me, I say you crazy / We're nothing more than friends"