So he concocted a plan and bribed a child patient to help him lmao
Zayne having Cindy send voice messages to MC from his phone during work at the hospital 🥹🥹🥹
Can you just picture him directing her on what to say? Like, he was probably in the patient room checking in or in the middle of an examination, and maybe Cindy notices he looks a little sad, so the two worked out this plan and Zayne coaches her on what to say 🥹🥹🥹🥹
The mental image of Zayne stopping Cindy from revealing his treachery 😭😭
"[...] and I get what I want." ZAYNE??? SIR??? THE AUDACITY. ok babe whatever you want ily
also would bet real and physical money eugene’s “quit being shitty and misogynistic” statement was about the people i’ve already seen giving ariel hell for the hypothetical scenario of potentially trying to work on her marriage, i personally would like to point eugene in the direction of the person who said that this meant that “ariel isn’t a victim” and let him wreak havoc
i would love to enjoy everything that stardew valley has to offer but unfortunately i approach this game the same way i approach real life: avoid all social interaction and tend to my garden in belligerent silence