#ok hiiiiii for my tags

[bericas]

↳ john steinbeck, east of eden

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[stealingpotatoes]

this is my way of announcing i finally have wifi btw. but also oh my god are we all okay

[yellowjackets-1996]

so we’re helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.

↳ richard siken

[snowfoxicedemon]

happy pride month to the proud, and to the lost

[gingerpeachtea]

throws these at u and runs. happy pride month!!!

the filter & color palette is from shitfilters on instagram, the lil stars are from phonto, and the lil flag gradient paper rip texture thingies were made by me but i used a texture from abesfilters on instagram as a base! :3 resource crediting is prioritized more on here than in the insta graphic editing community (which is definitely a good thing!) so i hope i’m doing okay at that lmao

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

G0 KR4ZY G0 STUP1D G3T CRUNK 4ND PUT Y0UR H1PZ 1NT0 1T

M0AR VERSI0NZ & SK3TCH UNDR CUT!!

[companionwolf]

Hammering out precisely how NPCs look in the D&D game I'm DMing is technically still doing work on it, right?

These two are Abram and Sarai, children of the innkeeper Redford, who's gone missing. They asked the PCs to assist in trying to find him.

(in the bottom picture, I imagine Sarai is assuring her brother of something, and he is clearly not buying into it at all lol)

[citrushomie]

@thecureimcoldopenslavdemo youre princess #1 youre right i was blindsided ......

[hiraabeblogpost]

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#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers… 

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙finally | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, friends to lovers

warnings: fluff only lol btw TW luisa pics for tht one anon im soo sry im so sry

summary: in which no one believes that you and your boyfriend are actually dating despite both your efforts to hard launch

a/n: took me ages to start this but i couldn't stop thinking about this storyline gahahaaa

request!!!: hiiiiii!!! i wanted to request a lando social media thingy?? where you're childhood friends to lovers and want to soft launch but nobody notices because you're always affectionate or sumn like that🥺

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

liked by oscarpiastri, alex_albon, and 134,288 others

oscarpiastri soft launching?

yourusername 😊

landonorris 😘

yourusername 🧡

user4 omg u got a man!!

user5 OMGG WHO!!

user6 spill the beansss

user7 wonder what lando thinks about this

landonorris

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and 682,799 others

landonorris ⛳️

view all 9,284 comments

carlossainz55 i'll win next time 🥇

landonorris keep dreaming

yourusername aww look at us

landonorris 😘💋

user8 does he have a gf

user9 urm not that we know of

user10 who is the gf??

user11 idk but i'd be annoyed at that pic of y/n & lando

user12 love carlando golfing together still

oscarpiastri lol

landonorris i thought it was obvious

yourusername 😭😭

user13 ???

yourusername

liked by landonorris, yourbff, and 201,384 others

yourusername me & my bracelets & my lando

view all 5,304 comments

landonorris why would you post that picture of me

yourusername funny

user14 LOL i love them

user15 are they dating??

user16 no way. they're childhood best friends

user17 he's down baddd

user18 i would hate to be dating either of them they're soo close to each other

user19 the bracelets awww she's such a sweet girl

oscarpiastri 💀

yourusername stop it you

landonorris hahahaha

user20 what is thisss

messages ->

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 321,894 others

yourusername 🩷

view all 8,128 comments

landonorris 😀😀😀

user24 wait?

user25 are they dating

user26 surely not

user27 omg they're sooo cute together

liked by yourusername

user28 something is going on here

user29 🐟🐟🐟

user30 wait was lando's tweet serious

user31 idk i think they're just close bffs??

oscarpiastri so close yet so far

yourusername 😰😰😰

landonorris 😤😤😤

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 498,136 others

oscarpiastri hahahahahah ur trying soo hard

landonorris im hard hard launching.

user32 hmmmm

user33 keep dreaming

user34 okay im convinced

user35 are you actually dating

landonorris YES WE ARE

yourusername posted a story

liked by landonorris, carlossainz55, and 237,183 others

oscarpiastri is it working yet

yourusername will keep u updated

landonorris pls god let it work

user36 ok im starting to believe

user37 omg they're dating

user38 wait have they been trying to hard launch this whole time & no one believed them..?

user39 OMG THEY'RE IN LOVE

user40 landoy/n nation rise

yourusername

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo, and 791,394 others

yourusername THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND (real) (not a prank) (i literally love him guys)

tagged: landonorris

view all 13,293 comments

danielricciardo finally

landonorris finally? not like we've been rubbing it in everyone's faces and no one believed us

user41 he's so sick of it hahaha

user42 most sincere apologies to the happy couple for doubting them

user43 i can't believe they're actually dating

user44 IT'S REAL???

user45 y/n is lando mad at us

yourusername very much so but he'll get over it dont worry

landonorris not sure i will actually

user46 please forgive us lando

user47 WE'RE SORRY LANDO

liked by yourusername, landonorris, oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri and you guys got there in the end!

yourusername thanks for bullying us the whole time

landonorris btw i have loved you for so long and will continue to love you for even longer

THE END 🧡

[kafkaguy]

ok hiiiiii i was tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa and @majortomwaits to post 6 albums im into at the moment 😁

the monkees headquarters / the monkees head / carole king tapestry / the monkees missing links / fugazi instrument soundtrack / manic street preachers this is my truth tell me yours. sorry this is 50% the monkees um i perhaps am on the spectrum.

tagging @sotiriabellou @wutheringdyke @fatherkreiner @bethesdas @eosphorusss if you guys want <3

[nunalastor]

Ask Compilation LET'S GOOO

@onceuponahotel asked:

*closes app for one day*

*opens it before bed*

*sees whatever fuckery is on nunalastor's blog*

This is why I stay on this godforsaken app lol

like a cursed news app

@timeladix asked:

Cursed mod on the left and dickmaster on the right (ik this bc i was there, took the photo myself ofc)

(Basically the energy you each give off in my head lmao)

-🦋

cursed mod and dickmaster are the same person but i can confirm this is two sides of their multiple personalities.

Anonymous asked:

what is by far THE MOST cursed ask you've ever got?

honestly they're all pretty bad. maybe one day we'll go through and pull our top 10 or something for a cursed ask bracket or something (if anyone wants to go through the cursed ask tag and pull some and do it instead, by all means feel free)

Anonymous asked:

1985 type song about Alastor and his refusal to get with the times

'cause he's still pre-occupied with 1935.

Anonymous asked:

Razzle can also turn into a giant dragon (sheep devil thing) and there is a nonzero chance there are dragon fuckers here. Razzle x Alastor has my support!

Anonymous asked:

One divorced dad and one single dad meet and now the dads are dating and their daughters are siblings. Chaos siblings to be exact.

Anonymous asked:

I just feel like the *thump* *squeak* posts have died down too much.

So

*thump*

*squeak*

*thump*

Anonymous asked:

I’m always so worried that I forget to turn the anon on and my friends are going to see this anyway

Rosie asks her husbands if they’re okay with being railed as a way to know if she’s gonna eat them (so far they have all said no and tasted horrible)

*thump* *squeak* *thump*

If you do, just let us know and we'll delete it. But your friends will always know you're into freaky cannibal shit.

@urrandomrand asked:

Hey. I feel sorry for u

Damn they felt so bad they deleted their whole account.

Anonymous asked:

*thump* *squeak* *thump* *squeak*

Anonymous asked:

You think if Lucifer menstrates, Alastor forces him to use a cup so that when he's done with it, Alastor can drink it like fine wine?

I think you should seek help, personally.

Anonymous asked:

Lucifer eats baked potatoes for breakfast because I like projecting onto him and I eat baked potatoes for breakfast.

Anonymous asked:

My entire Tiktok feed is that *alastor is a circus who lets people play in his urine*

The shit i get from your tumblr is way more wholesome

I fucking 💕 this fandom

The circus memes are so much less cursed.

Anonymous asked:

Oh yes, that! Can't fucking post links in anon...

-Alastors Dick

You can add a space between parts of the link I believe. Like, nunalastor. tumblr. com/tagged/alastorsdick

Anonymous asked:

Hiiiiii hope you're doing well and you've getting them eepies accordingly :>

-🦋

Cursed mod said they were gonna go take a nap a while ago but that's usually a fucking lie and they're still up.

Anonymous asked:

Ok on the subject of crackships again

What about mollie x cherri and pentious x arackniss

what about all four together maybe pentious has enough dicks for everyone

@floatingcamel23 asked:

hello mom-

I have zero parental instincts. So, I'm probably more like your mom than you realize.

Anonymous asked:

Shiiit, listen to this without looking at the screen.

Hells Greatest Dad (hazbin hotel) - But i converted it to midi (youtube.com)

Do you hear them singing still?

-Alastors Dick Link. Not even remotely. It sounds like cursed cat alastor stepping on the keys of a piano repeatedly.

Anonymous asked:

do you think that Alastor hides his tail because it's actually a switch and you can turn him off like you would turn off a radio by flipping his tail like a switch?

Anonymous asked:

Alastor car

link

Anonymous asked:

*sexually inserts rubber duck into lucifer's ass and then jumps on him repeatedly*

Anonymous asked:

In response to the dog toy thing-

Vaggie has a stroke of anger because she's basically gained some sort of trauma from hearing it every night. Alastor bursts out laughing. Lucifer turns into a tomato.

Anonymous asked:

Using light mode should be considered a sin

[librapropaganda]

i got tagged by @xumoonhao to answer some questions and to add one of my own! (hiiiiii 💕)

favourite colour: pink!

favourite food: this is so hard but ummmm fajitas

song stuck in my head: jojo’s ‘can’t fight this feeling’ cover, it’s so good!

last long i listened to: last hope by paramore

dream trip: ive always said when i get rich im touring the world’s best water parks

last tv show/movie: currently rewatching my favourite criminal minds episodes lmao

spicy/sweet/savory: it depends on the day, but sweet mainly

if you could be any animal, would you choose to be a domesticated animal or a wild one?: i cannot explain to you how much i need to be a lazy house cat

what is your favourite medium of creation?: i still love crochet, even if my head won’t let me get back into it

what is/are your favourite(s) combination of colours?: pink + anything tbh. pink + green? beautiful. pink + blue? otherworldly. pink + yellow? fun as hell!

imagine your perfect summer day; what does it look like?: hmmm probably just sitting having a picnic with my family and falling asleep in the sun

what is your favourite celestial object?: i don’t think about it but maybe the moon?? she’s so pretty!

and for my question i’m gonna ask:

if you could meet your favourite character ever, who would it be and how would it go??

ok i’m tagging @violetnpurple @floptualz @secondhandlovers @onmywayv @omegazoro and @blingblingtual 🌈

[hrina]

hiiiiii i was tagged by @shepherald to shuffle my "on repeat" playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, let's goooo

maneater - nelly furtado

the neighborhood - grace enger

slut! - taylor swift

ouchies - doja cat

kamikaze - carly rae jepsen

vampire - olivia rodrigo

greedy - tate mcrae

hero - faouzia

another soul - MICO

talk to me nice - tinashe

i'll tag @agorahills, @heystephen, @hotgirlcoded, @lesbianhallieparker, @sunnypeachyy and @atlafan! but if y'all don't wanna do it/have already done it then feel free to disregard this lol ok ily byeee💖

[p1x1x]

hiiiiii people!!! ok question right off the bat: should i just post all my sbnk art in one batch or what. what is the tag etiquette? (do i tag this as something too