#omg XD

[tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine]

Thomas using his spit to fix Julian's hair xD

[oternine]

maaaan, I was playing the new Gartic Phone game mode and...

*laughs*

WHAT'S THAT?!?

[shycroissanti]

Takoda is my tallest OC now, sorry Kishin xD

[ickymiu]

The gang defending themselves

[looniqas]

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[ridiasfangirlings]

I see a lot of patient x therapist in sarumi but it's illegal, so I propose a much more interesting plot: Urologist!Yata x Patient!Fushimi.

Could Yata even handle being a urologist XD Maybe he initially started studying when someone suggested it as a way to deal with his girl issues, like hey maybe you’ll be less nervous around girls if you think of them only in clinical terms (this backfires though, Yata can now handle seeing a girl with her pants off but he only thinks about health things, and meanwhile women in low cut shirts still make him blush and stutter). Fushimi is also the type who definitely avoids doctors and normally would never see a specialist, he probably had to be forced into it. Like Fushimi works for a private detective force and due to his bad diet he has frequent health issues. At some point he’s dealing with significant issues going to the bathroom and having pain, all of which he’s blithely trying to ignore, until his boss Munakata makes him an appointment and gives him no choice but to either go to the doctor or be fired (and while Fushimi would love to be like good I quit he does need this job, because he’s not going groveling back to his parents for money and his bad personality makes it hard to be hired by anyone besides someone who is in their own way equally twisted).

Fushimi ends up in the urologist office all hunched and grumpy on the examination table, waiting for the doctor to show up. When Yata walks in Fushimi’s all ‘I thought I was seeing a doctor, not a shrimp who’s still in high school.’ Yata’s immediately like shut up I’m a med student in college asshole, and I’m totally capable of handling your problems. Fushimi finds it pretty funny that his doctor is being so foul mouthed, like does your school know you talk to patients like this. Yata stutters and quickly tries to move on, like can we just discuss your medical history. Fushimi’s much more relaxed now, he doesn’t particularly want to discuss any of his medical issues (mainly because he never goes to a doctor so he doesn’t actually know what most of those are) but he can at least have some fun with this. Poor Yata is having trouble keeping up, he’s doing his best but this guy keeps being such an asshole it’s hard to maintain a professional demeanor. He does manage to get some info from Fushimi about the problem and assumes it’s a urinary tract infection, he prescribes some medicine and is happy to get that jerk out of his office.

Except the medicine doesn’t work and Fushimi reluctantly shows back up at Yata’s office mocking him for being such a shitty student that he couldn’t fix the problem. Yata grumbles like well if you weren’t being such a jerk maybe I could have examined you properly. Fushimi’s like you’re shirking your duty Misaki, Yata covers his name badge with a hand all that’s doctor Yata you bastard. Yata threatens Fushimi with a rectal exam and Fushimi’s like oh are you that interested in me. For the first time in a long while Yata gets all red, he thought he’d gotten over being embarrassed about doing this kind of thing but Fushimi just keeps throwing him off balance. He does need to do some examinations that require Fushimi to take his pants off though and it’s suddenly so awkward, like normally Yata always sees this as just medicine but now for the first time he feels like he’s really looking at another guy’s dick and he’s flustered.

It eventually turns out that Fushimi has like kidney stones, Yata can remove them but of course this requires more of Fushimi lying down with no pants on. Yata manages to fumble his way through the whole thing and afterward he’s trying to be professional again, discussing diet and such, and that’s when he finds out that Fushimi eats like a four year old. Yata starts lecturing him on proper nutrition and Fushimi clicks his tongue all ‘don’t want to,’ without even thinking Yata slips out a ‘if I have to I’ll go over to your place and make you healthy meals myself.’ Fushimi responds with ‘fine, come over then,’ intending to say it in mocking tones but it just comes out as a blunt acceptance of Yata’s inadvertent invitation. The two of them stare at each other, both thinking they should take that back but of course neither one is willing to swallow their pride and go back on those words, so Yata’s like ‘o-okay…where do you live?’. After Fushimi leaves Yata’s immediately freaking out like did I just ask that total jerk out on a date, and meanwhile Fushimi is outside the office all irritated at himself and thinking about how stupid he is, why would he want that shrimp to come over and make him dinner. He tells himself well maybe I can just tease him and it will be entertaining, not willing to in any way think further on why for once he’s actually showing interest in another person.

[miwachan2]

This song makes me think of eclipse for obvious reasons

cant believe vampire eclipse is an emo boy

[jammielambie]

Everybody just leave Denji alone Challange!

[elxgantcaptain]

" Me Queen would appreciate the skulls of her enemies. Perhaps your companion is the same."

".... I don't think bloody skulls and dead things cries out 'new baby'."

[testphoneshipper]

Ok-

did not know the ship name was TestPhone. I'm still new to the community and i still don't really know the fandom much. I wanna thank a friend on discord for pointing this out! I will change the name of the blog and when I share art I will Seriously. #Testphone. I thought I was the only one who shipped them till I wrote Mephone x Test Tube on AO3 lmao. The communities I've been on for years is One and BFDI since 2021. I didn't discover anything till now. I recently speed run the hell out of inanimate insanity when I found out about it Holy Jebus im sorry.

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

I think MVB is gay or asexual. That's why he has no kids, that's my theory.

But a gay or asexual man can still do the surrogacy thingy!

He doesn't have to put his PP in a woman's Cha-Cha XD

[swcllcwscng]

How adorable are you?

".....eh??"

[prissnukem]

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[shycroissanti]

Iri, on a scale of 1-10 what’s your favorite color of the alphabet?

[angelus-tenebrae]

I was already on my w..."

"What?!"

[first-son-of-finwe]

👀👀👀👀

I hear my name and This was not what I was expecting

@nerdanel-the-wise-istarnie

“Is it true? Are you marrying someone else? Why would you do that?!”

@nerdanel-the-wise-istarnie