#omg not my comeback🙈

[eternallyhyucks]

texts with bf! gunwook

hi guys😁 ive been dead for like over a year but i recently got into zb1 and got bored so here u go i hope u like <33

ricky - gyuvin - matthew

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[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Drunk texts they send to their S/O

Kizaru✨

Kizaru: baby, when I get home I want kisses and to love with all my very essence! You are the best thing that ever happened to me and the shining light in my life. I don’t know where I’d be with you and I appreciate everything you to do for me!😍😍😍

S/O: are you drunk?

Kizaru: 🤔 how’d you know?

S/O: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Akainu🌋

Akainu: I’m amgry

S/O: You’re supposed to be having fun with your friends, babe

Akainu: Kizaru is dancing on a pole and Aokiji is throwing money at him. I’m too pure for this.

S/O: babe, take a video! Right now

Akainu: I can’t…I’m laying on the floor and looking at the stars…they remind me of you when you’re all happy and cute

S/O: BABE! VIDEO PLEASE!?

Ryokugyu 🌱

Ryokugyu: if this was my last night alive, I would spend it cuddled up to you and not my plants I promise

S/O: omg, are you drunk!? Where are you?

Ryokugyu: oh man, one thing I was in a pub with the guys…next thing I know is I was sitting on a bridge with a bottle in my hand..and someone’s walking stick…I think I beat someone up or won this walking stick in a drinking game…either way…your man is a winner 🥇

S/O: omg share your fucking location!? I’m calling Kizaru rn!

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Crocodile: grrrr I’m a crocodile, I bite *nom nom*

S/O: …what in the actual hell? Did someone steal this phone? Also he can’t text with one hand so it’s definitely stolen

Crocodile: I’m using the voice to text thingy…if I was a real crocodile would you love me?

S/O: fuck no, that’s weird

Crocodile: What! This is why I’d eat you if I was a real crocodile

S/O: pretty sure you eat me regardless of being a crocodile or not 😏

Crocodile: wait…was that a dirty comeback? Daddy’s coming home

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Doffy: I’ve decided

S/O: on what? And where are you btw?

Doffy: you are the chosen one! And you shall bear my heir!

S/O: deal

Doffy: 😭😭😭 really baby, you’re gonna have my babies?! Omg I’m gonna be a mom

Doffy: I mean a dad

Doffy: I can’t stop crying

Doffy: halp me

Benn Beckman 🔫

Benn: I think my aim is better when I’m drunk, want to see?

S/O: that’s not a good idea, come home rn

Benn: babe, you were right…I accidentally shot Shanks while we were drinking and we have to go to the hospital

Benn: I’m a supportive husband

Benn: I meant first mate! Not husband!

Benn: babe, don’t be mad! I didn’t mean it like that…I panicked and texted…also the cops are here

Benn: bail me out of jail, please

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Katakuri: babe, someone put something in my drink…I swear I just had one and now…I’m all shakey and shit

S/O: oh no! Love, just drink some water. I’m on my way

Katakuri: nah, I’m gonna find my brothers and kick their asses first

Katakuri: I found them and threw them into the river nearby lol

Katakuri: ah shit, I forgot they can’t swim…I have to go save them brb

Katakuri: omg, Y/N, it’s Smoothie, we had to fish big bro out of the water…come to the hospital asap

Killer🔪

Killer: I think I’m gonna stop wearing my mask and just embrace myself

S/O: baby, did you have too much liquid courage?

Killer: babe, someone said I looked like a Barbie so I beat him up

Killer: so apparently there’s a guy Barbie called Ken and he thought I looked like that…I thought he said I looked like a girl

Killer: okay I felt bad so I sang I’m a Barbie girl for karaoke for him…he’s a fan I guess..also I don’t want him to have me arrested

Killer: omg babe he’s a marine, I’m fucked …call Kidd…I need help

Kaido🐉

Kaido: 👁️ ❤️🫵

S/O: you discovered emojis, love?

Kaido: 🙈

S/O: everything alright?

Kaido: need booze…send help

King👑

King: would you love me if I was a worm?

S/O: omg what is this shit?

King: answer the question, Y/N

S/O: yes, I would

King: I had a bet with Queen that you would said no…I have to drink 5 bottles of tequila.

S/O: oh no…are you okay?

King: babe, I started breathing fire?! Did you know I could do that! I also fell over and can’t get up…everyone else is on the floor too…I feel so old rn

King: well at least I know you’d love me as a worm

King: also I lost my mask so I’m the one of the floor with the bag on my head

King: Queen drew a grumpy face on it so you know it’s me…it has a crown too

Queen👑

Queen: zoom zoom zoom zoom

S/O: getting lit, baby?

Queen: you know it, I think I can stage dive this time

S/O: omg no babe! That’s not a good idea!

Queen: babe, I did it…and I’m in the hospital now… hurt my back…but I saved my beer babe! I’m awesome!

[trivijoy]

★ moot appreciation time ! ★

- give a couple moots and says some things you love about them !!

whoever started this kinda ate 🫶🏾

@kelories - MY RIDE OR DIEEE I've known kel for like three years now 💗 my og my biggest fan my best friend fo life right here 😻 SHE NEEDS TO POST MORE THOU?? ILL FLAME U STOP WASTING UR TALENT 🔥🔥🔥 love u kori xxo

@koosuvi - one of my first besties that I met on here and definitely the one I talk with the most 🙈 literally the kindest funniest sweetest person on earth I've literally stayed up for hours talking to her and I'd do it again in a heartbeat 🫶🏾 love u mar xxo

@y-ves - one of the only bg stans I actually have fun talking to 💗 her mbs are almost as fire as her personality ‼️ an icon a legend THE y-ves ?! love u han xxo

@yeritos - tell me who's topping June's humor like let's b serious right neowww I literally can't look at anything paw patrol related without thinking of her 😭 a main slayer frls love u june xxo

@wiotas - mbs send literal shockwaves thru me like how do they never miss EACH TIME???? insanely talented yet so sweet and supportive 💗 love u leo xxo

@isamiracle - yk those people that makes everyone smile w whatever they say? I'm telling yall thas literally rina in a nutshell 🫶🏾🫶🏾 and do you see they blog?? A stunner ‼️ love u rina xxo

@lorlita - such a sweet soul I'll protect with my entire e-life I'm not kidding ☹️ the cutest layouts and mbs too like I can't make this up 💗 love u von xxo

@y-ujin - funny asl had me literally wheezing with tears streaming down my face this one time 😭 always tryna steal joy from me but she's loyal wbkkk 🙈 love u ky 🫶🏾

And sm others I could literally add twenty more but I've been typing all day omg (blame @kelories for being too funny) so if ur one of my moot baes nd ur seeing this I love u too xxo

Trivijoy is making her comeback 😈 be prepared ‼️ (fr this time)

[forlix]

👉🏻👈🏻 bestie I love hearing about the writer’s process, so fun facts and such are so welcome. give me info for my lil gremlin brain, please! I did enjoy the tidbit :) very much so, and I love that clip as well so it’s very cool that you got to use it for inspo.

LOL OMG 'Penetration Was Occurring’ SENT ME! I know some fic writers lately have been using ‘p in v’ but I think ‘Penetration Occurs’ has potential, for sure.

and ty for loving my music taste 🫶🏻 and enjoying all my recs. I’m so honoured ;w; hozier is so good and such an inspiration for so many of my fics. his ‘unreal unearth’ album destroyed me when it released, I love him and his songs so dearly 💔

pleeease fangirl over me, this degree has to be validated in some way I am in DEBT. lol jk but yeah, getting to talk lit was something I really loved about completing my degree, and I don’t really have any friends that enjoy it now. my coworkers all read a lot so I get to chat with them, but I decline to mention the copious amounts of smutty fanfic I consume lol but booo to that professor, I’m so sorry they ruined it for you 😔 I’m sure the same would’ve happened to me if my prof for my introductory course wasn’t cool. I would be soo happy if you read my fics, but also hella embarrassed 🙈

I def will reach out because I want friends so badly but idk what to say to people 🥹 but I love our essays 🫶🏻 also I’m SORRY!! IDK ANYTHING ABOUT EXO!! ;w; song recs are welcome, idk. I tend to gravitate to kpop groups with members around my age though (00 liner life) but idk, anything can happen!! I’m scarily open to indoctrination 

but thank you for being so sweet and loving my ramblings!! and I’m happy to keep supporting your works ^^ (your new theme is very cute btw, so aesthetically pleasing omgg) I adore you too, take care! kisses, mwah mwah uwu

-🪷 anonniiie

pls if your brain is a gremlin brain what does that make mine. perhaps that of a troll. an imp. a hobgoblin, even. we are in this together my baby lotus nonnie (also i SEE YOUR VISION. "Penetration Will Occur" will be making a comeback in the near future just you wait)

and YOU'RE honored that i enjoyed your music taste? have you seen your music taste? have you read back on your last ask and Processed what you did there? you literally carved my fic down to its very essence and transcribed the amorphous core into some of the most beautiful music i've ever heard. the honor is all mine, and i am NAWT arguing with you about this one, the fight is won, pack your bags.

and ABSOLUTELY YOU GOT IT, i am your biggest fan, you are so cool and your degree is so cool and never ever forget it. please come talk to me about literature whenever you want, i don't read as much as i used to but whenever i do i can ramble about it for as long as you'll let me lol. so just know you have another lit nerd in me. and i meant what i said about reading your fics! and i am very excited for it my star

by now you have reached out to me and i have continued to enjoy our conversations so incredibly much, so i would disagree with your self-evaluation that you never know what to say to people! i can feel your kindness and warmth through my screen and can confidently say you're my favorite type of person :') i also want to say once again how grateful i am that you trusted me with your identity. i love and appreciate you lots!!

thank you for the kind words as always, and for the support and for this ask and for liking my new theme!! absorbing and reflecting your kisses + thousands more in three...two...

[strayklds]

hi Em, this is the birthday anon from a few weeks ago!! i am the luckiest Stay ever, i just opened my copy of 5 Stars & my OOTD mini poster was of Han, ahhhh!!! then i pulled my bias line in the photocards: A ver of Chan, B of Seungmin, & the Target exclusive of Han 😭💓💓 no double sided ones or Lino, but this is actually my first Kpop album ever & i couldn't be happier??? i'm telling all my friends abt this. this is like. MAD luck 🍀 i'm shaking & my face is still warm. they look so good, i've been in love w/everything this comeback!

while setting out to buy the album, i felt i should trust my gut & also whatever copy the store employee handed to me. i had a good feeling abt everything & told myself that i would have been fine with anyone, but truthfully out of everyone i really wanted to get Han. then my heart was going to jump out of my chest when i saw him - twice! goodbye, goodnight, i feel insane 🙈🙊

(also tysm to you & your moots who shared recs w/me! i haven't finished checking them all out yet & picking which ones i like most since there's so much else going on, but i'm extremely grateful for how kind everyone's been! 💗💗)

omg hello!!! i hope you're doing well <3 i'm so happy to hear that you pulled your bias line thats so awesome!!!! (im lowkey jealous that you pulled a han but im so happy you got him at the same time😭😭) i'm sooooo happy you've been loving the album cause i have been too! what's your favorite song off of it so far? (for me it's probably collision...... i think.....)

& ofc! you're so welcome i'm glad you've gotten the chance to listen to some of the recs! skz discography is HUGEEE so i totally get that it's kind of overwhelming to go through it all hahah but taking your time with it is totally part of the fun! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

[kagejima]

WAIT OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAE BAE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

THANK YOU LOU, COME HERE AND LET ME KISS YOU 😗😗😗😗 YOU SOMETIMES SEND ME INTO AN ETERNAL BRAIN ROT WITH YOUR WORDS BUT IM NEVER MAD ABOUT IT 🙈

OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD I ULT MX TOO!!!!!! i started liking kpop in 2016 and I think i found mx on like the tail end of Fighter era, (so my first mx comeback was technically Beautiful era FUCK beautiful is such a fucking bop)

BUTOHMYGOD i watched their silly little show.... was it called Right Now? that sounds right. anyways i got done watching that whole thing on youtube and went "UMMMM these are my boys now. these are my sons. i will protect them with my life." 🤣

[xhdream]

you are looking so hard at my husband keeho these days. look away please 🤺🤺

just kidding. he's a great singer and leader of p1harmony. i loved his cover of needy by ariana grande with another member, theo, who is also my bias. their comeback is close and i'm excited cuz they release bangers. his vocals are really good and from one song, end it, his high notes *chefs kiss*

- 🫧

my apologies 🙈

i’ve been listening to their music for months, but that gif of keeho got me… interested to know more than that 👀 and then instagram started randomly popping up reels of them on my feed??

thank you so much for this info omg i’m gonna check out both songs you mentioned!! i’m seriously tempted to stan cause from the clips i watched they seem fun and i’m obsessed with their songs and overall vibe ~ also the teaser images for the comeback ? absolute fire. if there’s other things you wanna share about them to me don’t be shy, do it, get me invested

[emeraldbabygirl]

Wonhyuk writing and composing some of the songs and the other members helping with the lyrics too omg I love them I do ion care if e ent is getting attention I understand the situation but this might be the last comeback I mean I’m surprised they’re even having one but I’m glad they are <3 also also the title track my heart is 🫠🫠🫠🫠 ‘kiss me baby’ please I love that omgggg it’s gonna be such a good comeback I know it. I wish Choi In and Seungyeop could be in it tho but it’s gonna be good they ace all their concepts anyway. But yesssss the title track makes me blush and kick my feet 🙈

[baekhvuns]

Baeksy I was out in the wilderness, basically offline, what did I come back to...

Wait, you said your hair was growing in a lighter shade, Barbie?! :O Is your sick curse gone?

Why did Atletico buy everyone off, STAND UP, KOREA! But it's cool they followed Minho on Insta... Real it could've been you though

People joke that the truck men going to SM should move in at this point, I wonder what the staff is thinking everytime they get to work and hear "5 TRUCKS TO SM BUILDING" probably "ah, shit here we go again"

I spoke about the ads on MVs thing with my friends, SM loves to promote and milk Dream, they're definitely the fave child, but THE FUCK. I was shocked by the amount of ads KQ bought, that's why they're the monster of capitalism. Meanwhile Exo, WayV, Taeyong got no ads from SM, just fan projects 🤡 I think it's alright until ads are more than 50% 😬

https://twitter.com/ohsenh/status/1683849629966929924?t=Rj_ydl1JWYrBLxCj28Hi9Q&s=19

EXO STAND UP PLEASE. This is so hsjahdhajshsjahagah I mean I can't blame them, but also.... kinda 🤨 https://twitter.com/idoIkjm/status/1683596731563524096?t=_Cza8huyrQN8M5wxj8Oe4w&s=19

I thought it said RIZZ 🙈 https://twitter.com/kchartsmaster/status/1685819714658787328?t=q4mgjw6KF62q4ATVd7jhig&s=19 yeah rise then realize SM is a fucking shitty company that wants to sabotage you, but hey no minors!

TAEMIN AT A FOOTBALL EVENT GOT ME HOLLERING LIKE???? Good for him and the football fans were blessed by Jesus himself, but THOSE UNGRATEFUL MEN DIDN'T DESERVE TO WITNESS IT. He got Minho a pass awwww <3

Changbin was living his best life kicking that ball though, got Atletico cheesing at him lmao

NOW LEE TAEMIN AT WATERBOMB THE SET LIST WENT CRAAAAZYYYY https://twitter.com/pawstaem/status/1685609669178601472?t=-ZTp_yPe42nJTi7IPHFvGQ&s=19 and performing at a night club, but the club's manager only hired him to attract women??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Omg WayV's Domino enthusiast, yes, actually WayV club songs are soooooo gooood too! Most stellar unit when it comes to discography, hoping for that comeback... Naaaaaaaurrrr https://twitter.com/smoldejuns/status/1685298189132578816?t=JhMzaeG9l1tAGrg5iOQg7A&s=19 it's not bad luck, it's SM's evil intentions

Speaking of Ay-Yo, remember this monstrosity https://twitter.com/suhnified/status/1685549198299873280?t=el1phvesuqCFKsOVxARtzg&s=19 - $5 and no dream. Anyways, Summertime nostalgia that's it yes, I've been listening to a lot of Apink actually! Hard is definitely AOTY, I'd put Skz there too, even though I wasn't sure at first. Exist is definitely up there. I loved Ive's album too! Tbh I don't feel like I've heard a lot of albums so far...

Forever 1 anniversary 😭😭😭😭 SNSD I need you back, or at least release some solos.

KQ won't pull an R&B comeback, because Ateez are in their rebel era, bringing the noize etc... but a girl can dream :/ but if the third installment in the Movement series is also the same, they're gonna lose me I'm afraid. Never thought I'd say that 😶

These Junhui and Winwin edits are killing me agshsjahhsjahsjsjaa https://twitter.com/wayvjowo/status/1683820983336210432?t=R4iG2RcTNJnNohjGWRGbcA&s=19

Like 😭 https://twitter.com/minghaocheol_/status/1683716733939617793?t=sSnHbUKAS9rUwEN6zmzmkQ&s=19

Pause.... https://twitter.com/wonubliss/status/1684464557014814721?t=hubjawcOng7p8VrCBPIt0g&s=19 *Breakfast by NCT 127 playing in the distance*

Ok, but re: actor Taeyong in one of these cliche drama scenarios: a uni student who wears all black and is a loner, everyone's like "he's sketchy and weird!"or an office nerd who isn't treated seriously by anyone and people are like "ewww, look at him and his Nintendo" (ok this is basically the plot of Wallflower 😅) - totally ignoring the fact HE LOOKS LIKE THAT and his face card is insane

(And sorry Baeksy, but this appeared on my timeline, what a coincidence huh.....🏃🏼‍♀️https://twitter.com/taeyongpictures/status/1683865890532610049?t=A9ng2mZgCEOK1u9CqVvZqQ&s=19)

I just know I would start smoking again after seeing 127 live. Me outside the venue chainsmoking: 🚬🚬🚬🚬

Saw a tweet that said "girl dinner but it's just a man's nose" - us about you know whose nose 🤭

This is where my friend saw Jamal filming 👁👁 https://twitter.com/jaesweats/status/1680891372558237696?t=ukTXlzfmwgturEnc6YJzFQ&s=19 btw

I Watched Barbenheimer, literally had the outfit change too even though I wasn't planning on doing it, but I committed to the Barbie fit and got so cold. 😔 I quickly went home (I live next to the cinema) to change, lmao. I liked both movies, obviously Barbie was more interesting and fuuuuun and surpingsly profound, Oppenheimer was too long for such a serious and gut-wrenching movie tbh, but good acting and visual effects. Did you get to see Barbie?

Also that shitty ass KQ app TokTcockq or whatever needs to be destroyed, I wanna watch Hwa's Animal Crossing live wtf, who gives a fuck about that app, I'm so mad... gatekeeping lives now 🔫🔫🔫🔫

Btw, happy belated Zfp1 anniversary to my fellow enthusiasts, that album was IT, idc what anyone says!

The nip censorship?! ahgshahshajshshaaga, ok but this photo is GORGEOUS!!!! https://twitter.com/1024loops/status/1685590979238313985?t=FRh8iOtDvc5ut1zwI2WDvg&s=19 - I've only just realised it was a zipper..... 🙃 - DV 💖

hello!!!

Baeksy I was out in the wilderness, basically offline, what did I come back to.../// Wait, you said your hair was growing in a lighter shade, Barbie?! :O Is your sick curse gone?

hello!!!! hOW WAS THE WILDERNESS,, u came back to aliens existing, being in possession of the us govt to sm new bg to lizzo lawsuit 😭😭 yes it is!! it’s gotten a shade lighter and ive been popping blond hairs in random spots 😭😭 my dad’s hair just went all blond bfwndjwk IT IS NOT ITS ACTUALLY STILL HERE IM COUGHING AS I TYPE! to welcome u back accept this guy sorry but what the fuck is going thru his head 😭😭

Why did Atletico buy everyone off, STAND UP, KOREA! But it's cool they followed Minho on Insta... Real it could've been you though /// People joke that the truck men going to SM should move in at this point, I wonder what the staff is thinking everytime they get to work and hear "5 TRUCKS TO SM BUILDING" probably "ah, shit here we go again"

NO BC WHEN I GOT THAT ATZ NOTIF THE WAY I RAN AND MY EYES WENT SO WIDE WHEN I SAW THE ATHLETICO SIGN CRYING glad they weren’t at real 😵‍💫 STAND UP KOREA !!!!! LMFAOOOO U KNOW RIYAL WOULD NEVER and seeing that jisoo x haaland 😭😭😭 CRYING THE FLOWER DANCE and buffon retiring 😀 & mbappe saga 😬 and dembele going to psg to book hospital beds w njr every 5 games 😮‍💨

NO CAUSE I WANNA BE THAT TRUCK PERSON IN KR SO BAD THE $$$ THEYRE GETTING IS UP THERE

I spoke about the ads on MVs thing with my friends, SM loves to promote and milk Dream, they're definitely the fave child, but THE FUCK. I was shocked by the amount of ads KQ bought, that's why they're the monster of capitalism. Meanwhile Exo, WayV, Taeyong got no ads from SM, just fan projects 🤡 I think it's alright until ads are more than 50% 😬

THIS 1000% it’s the way even after promo the real ones come on top 🤚🏻 like in the end, they are the actual popular ones according to those stats,,, yEAAAHH those kq ads def got them from that nft sponsor 😭😭😭 no bc for how long can fans just be taking care of cb’s like that??? i genuinely pray they all leave + ik taeyeon’s mad tired of the shit sm keeps doing her comeback delay and the concert things yeah i want this company perished

https://twitter.com/ohsenh/status/1683849629966929924?t=Rj_ydl1JWYrBLxCj28Hi9Q&s=19 /// EXO STAND UP PLEASE. This is so hsjahdhajshsjahagah I mean I can't blame them, but also.... kinda 🤨 https://twitter.com/idoIkjm/status/1683596731563524096?t=_Cza8huyrQN8M5wxj8Oe4w&s=19

PLS I SAW THAT THE WAY THEY DONT EVEN KNOW THE SONGS ON THE RECENT ALBUM???? WHAT?? EXO WAKE UP!!! like atp i gotta print lyrics to songs and bring to the concert bc ain’t no way they don’t rmr their most popular songs 😭😭😭 no bc that twt is factual,,,, maybe we need a live where they go thru all their songs singing 🤷🏻‍♀️ just a advice

I thought it said RIZZ 🙈 https://twitter.com/kchartsmaster/status/1685819714658787328?t=q4mgjw6KF62q4ATVd7jhig&s=19 yeah rise then realize SM is a fucking shitty company that wants to sabotage you, but hey no minors!

CRYING BC WE WILL CALL THEM RIZZ do u think the fandom name is rizzlers 😭😭😭 after these contract negotiations i hope the new bg signed it by reading everything like we know they’re trapped but don’t dig into it

TAEMIN AT A FOOTBALL EVENT GOT ME HOLLERING LIKE???? Good for him and the football fans were blessed by Jesus himself, but THOSE UNGRATEFUL MEN DIDN'T DESERVE TO WITNESS IT. He got Minho a pass awwww <3 /// Changbin was living his best life kicking that ball though, got Atletico cheesing at him lmao

AND IN THAT SKIRT AND CROP TOP ??????) HOLLER IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT I AM WHISTLING AT HIM THAT IS MY MAN! MY MAN! taesus blessed us irl like that like woah,, anon imagine he does heaven at his live concert and the beat drop just goes crazy (if he goes to have concerts outside of jp and kr that is) HE DEF GOT MINHO PASS AND THE FANCAM OF HIS 😭😭😭😭 atletico rly out here doing everything???? kpop x la liga would actually make me go crazy,,, bellingham and wooyoung in a room 😭😭

NOW LEE TAEMIN AT WATERBOMB THE SET LIST WENT CRAAAAZYYYY https://twitter.com/pawstaem/status/1685609669178601472?t=-ZTp_yPe42nJTi7IPHFvGQ&s=19 and performing at a night club, but the club's manager only hired him to attract women??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

now imagine if he performed holy water— [TRAIN HITS] FBWKDHWKHDWK HES A WOMEN ATTRACTER THAT MANAGER KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING OMG

Omg WayV's Domino enthusiast, yes, actually WayV club songs are soooooo gooood too! Most stellar unit when it comes to discography, hoping for that comeback... Naaaaaaaurrrr https://twitter.com/smoldejuns/status/1685298189132578816?t=JhMzaeG9l1tAGrg5iOQg7A&s=19 it's not bad luck, it's SM's evil intentions

that entire album is so stunning like that is sm supremacy (music wise) THEY REALLY ARE their discography is genuinely so diverse yet cohesive and absolutely mental,, NO PLS NO 😭😭😭😭 XAIO no literally the word bad luck is a synonym for sm ent

Speaking of Ay-Yo, remember this monstrosity https://twitter.com/suhnified/status/1685549198299873280?t=el1phvesuqCFKsOVxARtzg&s=19 - $5 and no dream. Anyways, Summertime nostalgia that's it yes, I've been listening to a lot of Apink actually! Hard is definitely AOTY, I'd put Skz there too, even though I wasn't sure at first. Exist is definitely up there. I loved Ive's album too! Tbh I don't feel like I've heard a lot of albums so far...

damn cause why it look like a low budget boss mv 😭😭 5$ AND A DREAM LMFAOOO DECORATIONS FROM PARTY CITY 😭😭😭 omg apink literally have not heard that name in a while ok anon mr chu i see u 🤚🏻 hard supremacy actually gonna put exist there bc what the fuck did they put into love fool,, sweet misery is genius >>> did not end up listening to skz’s album 😭😭 AH UR RIGHT i also think the way there has been no full album drops like wHYS that concept disappearing???

Forever 1 anniversary 😭😭😭😭 SNSD I need you back, or at least release some solos. /// KQ won't pull an R&B comeback, because Ateez are in their rebel era, bringing the noize etc... but a girl can dream :/ but if the third installment in the Movement series is also the same, they're gonna lose me I'm afraid. Never thought I'd say that 😶

STOP BC OKAY I GET SNSD CAME BACK BUT WHAT ABOUT OH!GG??? WHERE ARE MY NUGUS ???? ,,,, kq can actually suck it, no r&b no nothing…oh wait u actually said something ive been thinking for a while idk i got a little idk and haven’t been able to shake it off but im on u w that one 🫡

These Junhui and Winwin edits are killing me agshsjahhsjahsjsjaa https://twitter.com/wayvjowo/status/1683820983336210432?t=R4iG2RcTNJnNohjGWRGbcA&s=19 /// Like 😭 https://twitter.com/minghaocheol_/status/1683716733939617793?t=sSnHbUKAS9rUwEN6zmzmkQ&s=19 /// Pause.... https://twitter.com/wonubliss/status/1684464557014814721?t=hubjawcOng7p8VrCBPIt0g&s=19 *Breakfast by NCT 127 playing in the distance*


wAIT BC LET THEM CONTINUE IM VERY INTERESTED,, the day it went on twt and all hell broke loose imagine being junhui rn and getting trolled by svt repeatedly 😭😭

Ok, but re: actor Taeyong in one of these cliche drama scenarios: a uni student who wears all black and is a loner, everyone's like "he's sketchy and weird!"or an office nerd who isn't treated seriously by anyone and people are like "ewww, look at him and his Nintendo" (ok this is basically the plot of Wallflower 😅) - totally ignoring the fact HE LOOKS LIKE THAT and his face card is insane

LMFAOOOO IMAGINE HIM IN THOSE SM DRAMA ERAS??? to the beautiful u but w taeyong 😭😭 NO BC I CAN SEE IT THEY NEED TO SEND HIM TO DRAMA SETS AND NOT THE BARRACKS speaking of barracks sehun’s going 😀 taeil and taeyong might leave this or next 😭😭 his face is brimmed with jaejoong’s genes like sm might hate jyj but if there’s no look alike of his in each of their groups that group don’t work

(And sorry Baeksy, but this appeared on my timeline, what a coincidence huh.....🏃🏼‍♀️https://twitter.com/taeyongpictures/status/1683865890532610049?t=A9ng2mZgCEOK1u9CqVvZqQ&s=19)

anon. it is 1 am right now.

I just know I would start smoking again after seeing 127 live. Me outside the venue chainsmoking: 🚬🚬🚬🚬 /// Saw a tweet that said "girl dinner but it's just a man's nose" - us about you know whose nose 🤭

LMFAOOOO FBWKHDKWHDKW no cuz they’d join u 😶 DO NOT EVEN GO THERE ANON FBWKFHWKDHKA NOT HIS NOSE DONT. NUH UH UH!!

This is where my friend saw Jamal filming 👁👁 https://twitter.com/jaesweats/status/1680891372558237696?t=ukTXlzfmwgturEnc6YJzFQ&s=19 btw

wait bc the vibes r so different than his character o he’s rly committing to that role fbmsdsm

I Watched Barbenheimer, literally had the outfit change too even though I wasn't planning on doing it, but I committed to the Barbie fit and got so cold. 😔 I quickly went home (I live next to the cinema) to change, lmao. I liked both movies, obviously Barbie was more interesting and fuuuuun and surpingsly profound, Oppenheimer was too long for such a serious and gut-wrenching movie tbh, but good acting and visual effects. Did you get to see Barbie?

did not watch them yet THERES NO THEATRES AVAILABLE 😭😭 anyway saw this and i dare say this is correct WAS IT GOOD??? i heard a lot of ppl cried watching barbie 😭😭 Oppenheimer anon, did u experience the jolt of when the thing explodes and it goes quiet and then bOOM happens??? saw some record it real time and they jolted from their seat,, heard there a scene where he recites the Gita while doing u know 😀 deets about the barbie fit rn 🔫

Also that shitty ass KQ app TokTcockq or whatever needs to be destroyed, I wanna watch Hwa's Animal Crossing live wtf, who gives a fuck about that app, I'm so mad... gatekeeping lives now 🔫🔫🔫🔫 /// Btw, happy belated Zfp1 anniversary to my fellow enthusiasts, that album was IT, idc what anyone says!

WAIT CAUSE UR RIGHT??? THERE HAVING LIVES ON THAT THING & WE HAVE NO IDEA ABT IT??? gate keeping lives and no translation like how do u ditch the thing that made ppl come to them??? we had SUBTITLES WHERE THEY GO?? zfp1 supremacy,, fever and thanxx supremacy like wow genuinely too 3 THAT ALBUM WAS IT!!! UR RIGHT FBENFBDN

The nip censorship?! ahgshahshajshshaaga, ok but this photo is GORGEOUS!!!! https://twitter.com/1024loops/status/1685590979238313985?t=FRh8iOtDvc5ut1zwI2WDvg&s=19 - I've only just realised it was a zipper..... 🙃 - DV 💖

oh..

sorry like i forgot hwa for this week bc this man took my attention what the fUCK

???

damn bro treating him like a puppy

WE WON! WE WON AGAINST THE EVIL (SM)

wait this list is actually fire??? the ferarri one got adam driver & hugh jackman in it??

not even a second into his career what

[hijirikaww]

I'm taking u up on that offer to talk about ateez. Tho can't be categorized as talking because I'm not talking I'm screaming. IN ANY CASE. I watched today's stage 🤍 Bless me. And it's no surprise to us that ateez have always had incredible stage presence! BUT it's the same for when we say they just keep getting better and better with every comeback. Like how do you already top being ontop alrdy? Not only to they manage to outdo themselves every album with every title track, the mv and choreo, but they improve literally in every aspect. They just keep evolving and I'm here for every step of the way! But you literally cannot expect me, a normal breathing folk with asthma (I've outgrown it but point stands), to withstand there insanity. Like they gotta let us catch up! They're like casually strolling themselves to world domination and we're on their trail! But we're literally sprinting after them tired and breathing heavy lmao. We're dedicated and determined that way. OFF TRACK I ACTUALLY CAME HERE TO TALK TO U ABOUT UYOUNG. He's always been so eye capturing. His features (okay but all of atz.. I just.. Nvm let's focus on uyoung) BUT HIS SMILE TODAY. THAT FOX SMILE GOT ME GIGGLING AND RUNNING LAPS. I'M SO OVERWHELMED :( HIS EYES ARE LURING ME IN and he's SO UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE and HIS PRESENCE IS SO CHARMING. His undoing my existence 🙈 and Choi san. He's.. Choi San. And Yeosang energy is strangling me. Mingi is trampling all over me. Jongho has me weak and in the palm of his hand. And Yunho, God Yunho! How and where and what and why! But Yunho. Can someone like him even be real? And matz, they're on a whole other level. Seonghwa rapping is no surprise and him being amazing at it even more not surprising. He's literally so AMAZING. AND OUR ALL ROUNDED talented captain. Hongjoong outdoing himself this comeback. Only ateez can outdo ateez 🤍 they make me so proud. And so pathetic sometimes

🫶🏻 The End

Doing this back to front, but Hii. I hope ur doing well on another blessed day of living in a time wher we coexist with ateez 🤗 take care of urself too kk🤭

Omg hii thank you for coming to my inbox to share all of these thoughts with me, you are so right!!!!

Every single comeback I have two feelings; on the one hand I simply KNOW that they are going to outdo themselves once again, and I cannot wait to see what they do next. On the other hand after every single comeback I am like ??????????? How are they ever going to beat that??? Heck last year was a freaking rollercoaster where they dropped one badass album after album after single after album after single..... oml. Just the thought that we will get to continue to experience this for years to come is such a blessing?!?

I have legit had the album on repeat non stop on spotify ever since it came out. It is so good, so catchy and such a bop! What I find even more incredible this time around is that there really is no distinction of awesomeness between the songs? Mostly we got at least some fluffy songs and some badass ones together on one album, but this time around ATEEZ decided to release just straight fire 0O0 wooo!!

I showed my bf the mv (and he is NOT fond of kpop) and he was very seriously impressed by the video!! The music might not be his things but he was adorably hooked to the screen as he watched it <3

You speak of us fans having trouble keeping up - they really don't make it easy for us!!! Just how many things do they want to do at the same time???? They are filming shows left and right, doing their tours on and on and on and fansigns and singles and full comebacks like- how are they learning new choreos AND recording AND writing AND producing songs not only for ATEEZ but also Xickers?!!?!?!? Excuse me but do these guys even have time to sleep nowadays?? I really don't know how they do it. Seriously though, the sheer amount of times they have dropped a single out of the blue without saying a word of warning about it is getting out of hand by now.

AND THEIR JAPANESE SINGLES ARE SUCH BOPS HOW?! IT ISN'T EVEN YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE YA CRAZY BEANS

About Wooyoungie... I have been fighting for my life to resist his charm, and he isn't letting anyone off the hook easily!! How do they all just get more and more gorgeous by the day?? Genuinely it has been such a blessing to get to see them all growing up into full adults, and something tells me that they haven't even finished maturing yet (not that their minds will ever probably XD). Sometimes you can just see in their faces how they will look when they are older, and they will only become even more stunning I swear we have no rest in this world whatsoever. And San and Yeo bulking up? holy moly.

And omg yes hi XD I am doing alright! I hope you are too, drink and eat plenty okay?? You deserve all the best ^_^

[haesunflower]

Jeno is my Dream bias so I am glad to hear that!! But also so understandable about Jaemin because who wouldn’t tbh

I love that Wayv is just a bunch of rowdy kids having a great time! It’s so sweet that they were looking out for you!!! I think I would probably die on the spot???? It’s completely fair that you blacked out, that’s just so much to take in

See it’s hard for me to figure out exactly when I became a nctzen because I remember their debut and I really enjoyed it but at the time I was deep in the GOT7 trenches so I wasn’t playing that close attention? But they were always in my sphere? So I remember comebacks but I think the one when I became the most into it was NeoZone 🙈 so I’m like a baby nctzen but not really hahah

Do you have a favourite song ?

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omg an ahgase? got7 was my first group omg...i entered during hard carry era! flight log:arrival was also my first ever physical kpop album that i owned. i had my chinese classmate order it in china while she was there for like a holiday? then she gave it to me when she got back to the philippines vhjfbdvjhebvg i had a few friends too that would buy any jackson magazine they saw in hong kong and gave it to me as a present :')

to be fair tho, neo zone is a great ass album it's one of their bests! i love neozone but firetruck, limitless, cherry bomb mini albums are so fucking good, the angst, the ballads, the r&b im rolling in my grave rn.

back 2 u and baby don't like it, these two songs singlehandedly changed the course of my entire life. so to answer your question, back 2 u LIVE VERSION SLAPS.

honorable mentions for b-sides:

sun & moon

no longer (i will cry every time to this song)

highway to heaven (eng version for max cuteness)

love me now

road trip

gold dust

fave titles: limitless, cherry bomb, kick it, and favorite hehe

hbu?

[moonjaeyuns]

omg congrats on the move bie!!!!!! is that what u say when someone moves? not sure but i might as well christen this new main with my presence sdgagdfgdfhfdg so ive been thinking abt drippin as usual and while were all yearning for a bright comeback i realized that basically the only thing missing in their jp cb lineup is a love or love related song and i have the perfect song in mind they could cover and its dreamin chuchu by emon ft megurine luka ik its basically impossible well see them cover it or. anything? but cmon. the song is super cute, its good for more ivyclub ambassador stuff aaaand it has dreamin in the title!!!!!! its perfect for them!!!!!! plus wed see them make food in the mv and that would be awesome me thinks

thank u sm anonie !!! 🙈💞💘💗 i’ve been so nervous abt it .. i almost chickened out even fjffbfj — but also yeah i think that is what u say when someone’s moved .. nd !!! glad to have u here 💖

and that song is so so cute omg 😭 would be absolutely perf for them….!!!! honestly surprised wllim hasn’t had them do something like it yet .. they got close w/hello goodbye i think………. nd cooking dripn is such a cute idea for that too fjffbfj🥺🥺🥺

[restlessmaknae]

same!! nowadays i don’t listen to punk rock as much but when i do hear any influences in recent comebacks it earns a soft spot haha

do not fear meat pie is a very respectable choice. you do find them everywhere and now i think about it, if i am unsure what to get it is my go-to… i feel i let down australia every single day since i live a 15 minute drive away from the beach and i basically never go LMAO

YES YES YES IM TRYING NOT TO SPOIL BUT I THOUGHT THE ONEUS CAMEO WAS FUN

but the part when he says he hasn’t gambled bc it reminds him of what happened… that was a vicious attack against my weak heart

i do think there’s not a lot of victon readers but loving you is a losing game could just be at the top of the tags, so it has more reach 👍

oh my days yes please that sounds so interesting not part of underground world??? you’re right that will cause some problems

i agree 😔 i was ot9 for so long until taeyang finally broke the wall but i definitely understand why hwiyoung is another 🙏

ARE WE SETTING OURSELVES UP FOR ANGST? ASWE IS A SAD SONG??

okay i’m getting carried away but YES fantasy royalty au 🙏🙏🙏 that would fit hwanwoong so well

i’m very very glad to hear!! interacting makes me happy too!!

Yes! Like when TXT's Lovesong came out, I was in ecstasy. It was the kind of sound that my younger self listened to a lot, so it felt a bit nostalgic, and it's still one of my fav releases ever!

Haha thank you then! 🤗 I'm actually not one for beaches because I don't really enjoy swimming (maybe it's because we don't have a beach 😂), but I do find the sight of beaches pretty. As far as I know, Australia is very diverse in regards to the scenery and the climate, is that right? So I'm pretty sure I haven't seen all kinds of photos of it, but from the ones I've seen, it looks really picteresque. 😍 Also, don't feel bad about not going to the beach. We have this one bigger lake in Hungary, and lots of people go there during the summer, but I think the last time I was there was when I was about 6? 😅

OMG haha yes! I love writing cameos into my stories. They will be in the spin-off too, that much I can say. The spin-off will take place after the events in 'loving you is a losing game', that's why. Also, that part was heartbreaking to write because of all the feels! I love making myself suffer while I'm writing, but Sejun had a character arch in the story, so the angst was needed. 🙈

Oh Taeyang, my dear gosh! 😍 He's like the full package. Such an amazing and captivating performer yet he's such a shy bean off-stage. Sometimes I can't believe he's the same person haha

I meeean, yes, a bit. ASWE is such a gem, honestly, and it really has that bittersweet vibe, and the story will be similar.

Awww YOU'RE SO CUTE!! I love your messages, I'm always looking forward to them, so thank you for sending them in. 💕💕💕

[catb-fics]

omg bestie part 2 is perrrrrfect!!! btw ❤️‍🔥 anon here. i'm so excited and that cliffhanger you gave us is making me laugh and jump like a little girl lol i loved everything, i'm weak for the enemies to lovers, idk, i think it's all the passion that you get from it and you're doing it perfectly ❤️‍🔥 and i'm so up for your idea to write from Van's pov! it's going to be amazing to know what he's thinking. imagine having to comeback after all that and ask for your parcel? f* i'm already blushing till the end of time

Hello my love ❤️‍🔥

I’m so glad you liked it, that makes me soooo happy, you have no idea! I have the next part all planned out and I’m excited for you to read it when it’s done. Will have a go at writing some Van pov god knows how that will turn out, writing smut from a guy’s perspective will prob be disastrous lol 🙈

I’m also introducing another character into the story soon, and he’s going to be someone who works with Y/N and a potential love interest. He’s got to be cute and sweet-natured and it can’t be any of the other CATB boys… Any suggestions who I could base him on?

[wooyukh]

also txt are having a new comeback in may??

- 🔮

yes i saw that‼️‼️‼️‼️ omg on my birth month 🙈

[parkjeongwoos]

OMG WELCOME BAAAACK WE MISSED U HOW ARE U FEELING ABOUT THE COMEBACK ✨💓📢

aaaaa erin hihi!!!!!!!! how have you been!! i missed you LOADS 💓💓💓 i’ve been so busy 🥲 but i’ve risen from the dead bc treasure’s back muahahaha and im so happy to be back :DD (i was dying from the drought and i just know you were too) but omg i LOVE THE CB! THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD??? CRYING CRYING honestly i wasnt sure how i felt abt jikjin at first but it grew on me 😩😩 jikjin hype song🤩 i also LOVE the bsides (u is definitely my favorite) 😚😚 and can we talk about yoshi’s red hair— IT WAS MADE FOR HIM 🙈 i could talk about the cb for hours but im gonna cut it short here LOL