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the-cheese · 2 months

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Honey I’m home, ignore the burning outside I have no idea how that started don’t question it.

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Mmmmmm….

Looks like I am by my lonesome…

#where did everyone go #who is my lover you ask?#it could be anyone #frylock #master shake #meatwad #carl athf #you’ll never know #athf #cheese #i am cheese #cheesecore #cheese gang #i am just cheese #lactose intolerance #only cheese #cheeselife

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kirimoochi · 13 hours

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my entire diet has consisted of chicken salad and salami/cheese

what a way to live

#₊˚ ᗢ kirimoochi #my hyperfixation atm is cheese #havent cooked in days #only cheese #rat phase rn

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writing-is-a-martial-art · 2 months

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Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.

#oleg's writing #original writing #i don't know what this classifies as honestly #epiphanies that feel like god slapping you in the face with cheese and are conveyable only through Tumblr shitpost format

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mydairpercabeth · 8 months

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More Baby Annabeth thoughts to ruin your day:

In the show, Echidna explains that monsters trach demigods by smelling their fear; it’s part of the hunt. Once a demigod is aware of who they are and why they’re in danger, monsters will come for them. Annabeth was constantly hunted by monsters from the age of 5. MEANING THIS LITTLE BABY ANGLE WAS SCARED AND ALL HER STEPMOTHER AND FATHER DID WAS MAKE HER FEEL LIKE ITS HER FAULT!!! SHE WAS SO ALIENATED FOR TWO YEARS AND BLAMED HERSELF!!!

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greencheekconure27 · 1 year

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Okay, we've had plenty of those "popular food that you hate" polls.It's time for:

#absolutely Loathed semolina porrige #other than that ate all of these #(but oatmeal only the way my grandpa made it: not soggy with cheese raisins and walnuts)#but at the same time Hated coca cola chips marzipan and nutella #food #polls #am i weird #kids #food preferences #childhood

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milftrickster · 1 year

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#'wah you missed this cheese' only 8 options. vote other

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lazylittledragon · 6 months

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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

#ramble #also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99 #and chilli cheese bites #i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am #if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions #it's FOOD. you'll survive #it's not even NECESSARY food #if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand #but it's just NOT #make your own coffee for the love of god #when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do #and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you #also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places #because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one

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macksartblock · 8 months

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something something four horsemen something

(bonus goof below, courtesy of my friend)

me n the boys hitting up Papa J's

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads quest #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #i'm going on vacation soon so i wanted to crank out at least one good piece before i'm on a plane next sat #oh my god the next ep will come out while i'm away how cruel #i think its fun link's the only one w/out an actual weapon but if it came down to it i think he could hit someone hard enough w/ the shield #just bam bludgeon them #anyways i'm gonna make a whole pot of mac n cheese for myself (currently 12:46am)#my artwork

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lazer-meme · 1 year

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love love love steddie + supportive wanye

thinking about wayne and eddie going on an annual fishing trip (like thee Munson Men Annual Fishing Trip™️) just like a little weekend away. and the first one is coming up after eddie and steve starts dating. over breakfast eddie jokingly complains about having to go and tries to get out of it. but wayne is used to his dramatics so he just gives hmms when appropriate because eddie’s whole spiel never got him out of it before and he tells eddie that.

steve watches the whole exchange with amusement when wayne asks if he’s looking forward to it. and he’s like ??? because he assumed it was just a wayne and eddie thing. and wayne is like i just told eddie all munsons must go can’t get out of it kid.

steve gets flustered and is internally is like oh??? all munsons,,,

or like after the trip a neighbor asks wayne if they caught anything and he pulls out his wallet to show a picture they took on the trip. wayne passes it with ‘here’s a picture of my boys’ and to steve’s surprise it’s a picture of both him and eddie with their biggest catch.

and just idk wayne casually accepting steve into their family and throwing steve off guard with it.

#wayne actually keeps that picture in his wallet for the fish only he stares at it lovingly #i just love the thought of wayne ‘women love me fish fear me’ munson he doesn’t play around about his fish #which makes him inviting steve to the trip even more meaningful #also the steddie picture has them BIG CHEESEING in it like imagine their smiles the equivalent of those toddlers smiles #idk i like the idea of a cute steddie fishing picture because when i think of fishing pictures #i think of those unfortunate ones on straight men’s dating profiles so like #BAM! im making that cute and gay instead #also with these lil earnest moments eddie is always in the background like damn the old man is practically proposing for me #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #wayne munson

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four-pointed-leaf · 3 months

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request for a friend. average tuesday in vaugarde or something

#the only context i can imagine isa being this chill w this is poly but like. who knows #isat #siffrin #loop #isabeau #sifloop #sifloop having some weird working-out-repressed-things makeout session and isabeaus like hey guys these fantasy cheese balls r pretty good

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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 2 months

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HELAENA WAS A BELOVED QUEEN IN F&B SO OF COURSE RYAN CONDOM HAS TO MAKE THE SMALLFOLK PRAISE THE PERSON WHO WAS BLOCKADING THEIR FOOD TO BEGIN WITH BC PROPAGANDA ONLY WORKS WHEN RHA EN YRA DOES IT AND THROW THE FOOD THEY WERE RIOTING OVER AT HELAENA. I CURSE HIM AND HIS UGLY WRITING.