been feeling sick recently. anyway headcanon time!
totally not just doing this to avoid my wips
Kyborg (the mighty)
he keeps an author morgan style journal with little doodles and stuff. not saying they’re good but he does it anyway. definitely helped him keep track of everything when he was in the evirwinter woods
chronic pain haver
chronic pain DENIER. will push through it (even if he hurts himself stupidly)
so so painfully stubborn. dude you can take a break no one is gonna judge you homie stop being so tense
i personally hc that elves can choose to sleep or to trance and kyborg exclusively trances so never dreams
if/when he does fully sleep he has very vivid dreams
his hair is super long and he does his best to keep it combed and neat
however sometimes he doesn’t take care of himself and it can easily turn into a greasy rats nest
but most times he just keeps it down or in a half updo
and when he’s extra attentive he decorates it just like he and his family would.
worlds best social cue misser
sooo mentally ill. later on he talks with dr ahem and they develop a friendship. they meet up when not on missions and kinda just talk
this makes dr ahems confession a million times worse btw
professional hater
Mudd
SOOO AUTISTIC
and transmasc
never ever takes off his cape. it’s nice and heavy on his shoulders and back and he likes that
very expressionless and kinda blunt
also misinterprets social cues but instead of spouting nonsense hes confused by other peoples nonsense (does this make sense?)
runs from his problems (literally and metaphorically)
would rather die then ever confront his family ever
he is so neurological disabled to me.
he’s always had memory problems all throughout his life, but shaman seuss definitely messed up his brain worse with those memory rocks
has a hard time telling his fake memories from his real memories
sometimes forgets clay was never real because of his fake memories
chronic headaches. maybe from those enchanted rocks,? they get worse after his arc
his bag is soo full of random cool (non magical) rocks he finds
sometimes super loud (especially when he’s excited) and gets embarrassed about it
he was brought up as a royal and is sometimes too weirdly formal
hates loud sounds so bad. covers / pulls on his ears when it’s too loud
Bart! Bart! Bart!
coolest sideburns in the west
i know his canon design has him barefoot but i reject that. this man wears leather boots
hopeless romantic
soo queer. just in all the ways. pansexual and gender-fluid because he can’t decide for shit
Expert navigator! can get around anywhere
definitely nosy. digs into stuff that is none of his business
drama lover
scarily good with a dagger
also keeps a journal but mostly for doodling cool people he sees when he’s out and about
extremely patient. he’s like a saint
also loyal, especially to gum gum
when he was done sailing on the jebadiah he immediately set out to find gum gum again
he was fiercely protective of gum gum in the orphanage
doenst understand sheet music
but he’s a musical master. he can make up songs anytime with anything
very craft. after all he fashioned himself a little lute and taught himself to sing
tries to be very non judgmental (ahem ahem he’s like the only one who tries to be nice to slique)
for the longest time he thought his parents didn’t care about him but he was ECSTATIC to meat omar and tsimsun
Gum Gum!!!
has a big book of flowers (with pictures!)
knows how to hand sew and patches his own clothes (albeit a little haphazardly)
when he was younger he would genuinely believe anyhting you told him about his parents
that’s why he never looked for his mom because someone told him she died
constantly imagining what his dad could look like
honestly refuses to casually take his hat off
bart has to struggle to get him to take care of his hair because of this
he has super thick hair and hates to get it cut so he has a weird mullet going on
heavy sleeper + snores
sometimes he just likes to sit back when people are talking and listen
sometimes nonverbal
also autistic (perhaps med support needs?)
haates it when he thinks people aren’t taking him seriously
has a gnarly dog bite scar on his arm from when he was younger ( 👀 ! )
wears the same coat and hat all the time
picky eater
bart always helps to accommodate him and is patient when he tries to speak. this means so much to me btw. they are literally brothers
talks in a like funny way. idk how to explain this he just does this in canon.
sometimes repeats the words he hears
i forget what this is called
i have a fever as i’m typing this so i hope it’s comprehensive. OK BYE
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They tell him his name is Adam. <----- for the first sentence of a fic thing
He isn’t so sure - the name Lawrence keeps vibrating around his head like some annoying insect, desperate for attention.
They, Mark-and-Amanda, nurse him back to health in the basement room he’s trapped in, sew up the wounds in his skin, dab his forehead with a damp flannel when he wakes in the night, screaming. He knows he should be grateful, knows that they took him from someplace he would never want to return, but oxygen starvation makes the mind stupid.
Sometimes he crawls to the basement window and watches the feet of the passers-by, crisp white trainers, fancy high heels, people who he’ll never meet or ever encounter again.
He finds himself longing to see a pair of scuffed Doc Martens go ambling past, but who they are, he does not know.
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