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james-but-not-potter · 1 year

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James Potter loved when Regulus wore rings.

#same #regulus with rings #only man i would get on my knees for #james potter #jegulus #james x regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #regulus deserved better #starchaser #sunseeker #maurauders era #marauders #regulus x james #regulus black

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ash-and-starlight · 5 months

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things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover

(artist is glassbearer on ig)

#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭#i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling #the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj #like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9 #he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making #being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it #and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens #ig performative masculinity also ages you #(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN)#k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG #WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT #OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD #love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are #zhu baby u look gorjus no notes #slay #anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao #the radiant emperor #send post

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pinacoladamatata · 9 months

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"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

#ohohooooohoo the little random tidbits devs and voice actors have dropped about his companion arc is making me NERVOUS #just throwin out some meta thoughts here #in order for astarion to *get rid of* the tadpole; cazador *has* to die first. like i'll bet my left tit this is conditional #since cazzy is apparently a control freak he might be enemies w the mindflayers/absolute cult bc ''bleh bleh my city''#i think its entirely possible that we could ally w cazador against the absolute; this would like have to result in astarion attacking tav #im just worried it might be like; you have to at least temporarily side w the absolute if you kill cazzy?#idk! idk!#and like i do think there will probably be a 3rd option of like 'i hate both these groups kill them both' but man.#and then there's whatever is going on w his ''this soul is not for sale except in the realm of the undead'' stamp #like are we gonna have to go the there? wherever the fuck that is?#pls amelia i am begging on my knees i need a sign! of hope!#bc now the hug and hand holding in the trailer is making me think larian is trying to trick me into believing he'll be okay #only to hit me with a devastating ending(s) no matter what #idk. man. i read astarion's writer was fanes writer. idk dos2 but like i am aware of what......happened w that 'romance'#pls i need a sign larian #i am so sick of the bioware style romances! the morrigans! the solases ! the unresolved endings of it all! ENOUGH #i want closure from this i am begging #for once in my life i just want closure for a video game romance ending #i JUST THINK LIKE ideally. for me. he'd have at least 1 ending where he's not cured but lives happily ever after*#i am having a hard time picturing him cured of vampirism. tbh. but if it's possible without him immediately dying then. well hats off #its 2 AM here i need to knock it tf off and go to bed #........unless.....yall want to enable me and discuss this further #i am 1 more bad day away from writing a thesis on this in MLA format istg

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machinedramon · 2 months

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u ever make a decision that feels so divinely influenced it almost makes u believe God exists and sent an angel down to you specifically

#massive tmi and unsanitary in the tags #but oh man #ive been feeling sick all day right? so ive been laying around.#i turned and felt a rumble in my lower intestines that i assumed was just gas. i nearly trusted it.#but a voice in my head said ''that doesnt feel right you should go to the bathroom''#and man oh man. am i glad i did. bc if i had ignored that voice and trusted my guts then the result would have been CATASTROPHIC #like buy a new mattress levels of catastrophe #thank u guardian angel i am on my knees kissing ur feet for getting me out of bed #fun fact: i feel a LOT better now lmao #not 100% but better #its super weird too bc these kinds of issues are usually preceded by gut-ripping pain #so its odd to me that the only warning sign was mild discomfort #but im p sure i emptied all the fluids ive drank today in that one go #its definitely up there in my top ten most vile shits

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bunnyb34r · 2 months

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Really missing having good/good enough managers man :/

Super fucking slow at work and they just let the auto-scheduler put in our shift schedules which is fine when it works but.... we're so fucking slow at work. Like my area is completely filled (with what I have... new shipment save me... save me.... new shipment) and recovered by 6am. I'm not needed. Not atm.

Now a good/good enough manager would remove my shifts (which would SHOCK save the company money! :0 and leave more of a budget for the managers which means bigger paycheck! Wow!) Or at least tell me that the reason I have ONE shift next week is in fact bc I'm not needed, and not the scheduler being fucky. But god we cant have THAT now can we!

I mean if I see "shift for DAY has been removed" on my app then hell yeah free time off! But bc they routinely forget to reprompt the scheduler, there's consistent weeks where I have 0 hours, but know to come in/assume I'm needed.

Like ffs arent you supposed to cut hours?? Which would be MINE since I'm only 20 a week??? Come on man 😭 I'm so bored

#marquilla #i swept under every table except NewLady's bc shes a wackjob that would assume that you did that bc you think she cant do it/ isnt #cleaning right/enough (she isnt) but i did all that. swept in basics and the battery isle bc i was so bored 😭 and part of hardlines #Tuesday i was sweeping and trying to get shit out of the cracks in the floor and ngl it was fun and i got most of em in our area but i #couldnt finish today bc NewLady's territorial lmao like man i just wanna pick shit out of the floor im not trying to invade your area ffs #anyway swept all that. zoned the hanging racks. zoned the womens shoes and basics shoes. and then fucked around on the computer #THOROUGHLY reading my emails and store survey reviews (so many OFFER SMALLER QUANTITIES motherfucker this is a WAREHOUSE #WHOLESALER STORE! NO!) and only got off the computer bc i apparently had the only working one and someone needed it #all this and i STILL had time to kill 😭😭 oh and straightened my boxes like they want. i was gonna do the womens boxes but i didnt #feel like going to my locker for my knee pads and didnt really care enough to do it anyway sgdvdvdgdg #but BaldBastard saw me cleaning and thanked me for it which was nice i guess like yeah you should try it sometime Mr Clean #anyway the old managers would always pull me from the schedule if we needed to cut hours and i was fine with it! i told em i was!#but we went through 8 managers and the few we have now are dumbfucks so yknow

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astral-catastrophe · 6 months

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I’m normal and mentally stable

#Uhm well the things bothering me at the most lately are #I told my dad to schedule me an optometrist appointment. His response was “why? Can’t see 😂 “#I’m gonna break his fucking knees I can’t see well and you’re making jokes?? Die in a fucking hole man #And itchy tag in shirt but comfy in bed so not getting up #A friend is being a bitch #Different friend. The one who ditched us all for her bf? Yea no she’s acting like everything is normal even tho she’s pissed I didn’t drop #80$ that j was correct. Would have been wasted #I just. Haven’t really replied to her too much #and didn’t engage in conversation with her.#Then that server is being special again and I am gonna fight people there #I haven’t had a meeting with my therapist in a month #I wanna fix my class schedule but getting to the point where I am just done bc it was a whole process and it’s not even done #Literally just wanna add a class bc I have two open hours it’s not that damn hard please #Ok oh and also everything hurts #The voices are loud #I can’t find the audiobook I need #Stomach has hurt for days and it’s literally only been owie not even anything else #My ex bestie keeps liking my posts on a different media #And this is just the tip of the iceberg

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tunakat · 1 year

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I was complaining about my arthritis as usual and this RANDOM TWINK came up like "actually you don't have arthritis because you are a teenager and not old" and then bro tried to find sources and was proven wrong, then was just like "i guess..."

boy if you dont get your rooty tooty fruity ass out of my face right now istg

#like why would i lie about that?? i wish i was man #my knees? only been getting worse despite listening to doctors when theyre like “just work out more xoxo”#my finger joints? they fucking hurt all the time #always have actually #like literally for years its been an issue #i cant stand or walk for more than like 10 mins before im in intense pain <3 #also my elbows and shoulders are fucked despite the fact i worked out for a long time and did stretches and stay hydrated and shit #only reason i stopped was because of how much it began to hurt #i cant even bike with friends now #i used to be able to bike like 20 miles every day #now i cant even go half of the exact same route #but oh yeaaa no clearly im just lying and im fine yeah okay mr. random twink ass kid on the internet #whos entire personality is listening to nicki minaj and being a discord moderator #cw vent

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louisgf · 2 years

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killing myself. Killing myself. Killingg myself.

#louis tomlinson the only man i would ever get on my knees for #I JUDT SAW THIS ONMY DASH

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im2tired4usernames · 2 years

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Unkind and controversial opinion but if christans were the minority that they think they are and we're as "persecuted" as they think they are the world and a lot more people would be safer and happier and the world would be better.

#I've been in the church my whole life my social life was just church i lived in breathed church #they beat it into the kids brains into thinking they're gonna be persecuted we get told all the time #we're told young that someone is going to line up all the christans and tell them to stand forward and shoot them #i remember one kid proudly saying hed let a man murder his little sister over denying christ #i also remember one time #the pastor going up and asking the whole church to raise theyre hands off they've ever been persecuted or discriminated for being Christian #everyone BUT me and like a two year old raised they're hands #they go on and on and on about how in the future we're going to have to go to church in secret #or how they'll make us burn our bibles or go to jail or some sjit #I've spent my whole childhood hearing these stories and when i was like ten-thirteen i believed a bunch of em not gonna lie #I've heard over and over and over again how Muslims are forcing the laws inthe middle east to match theyre relgion #and how they want everyone n the world to be Muslim #but funny how it's the racist shitstain christans who send missionaries everywhere and how they want everyone to be christan #how many songs lyrics go every knee shall bow every tongue confess youare the only one true god #it's fucking christans who froce they're beliefs and convictions on every one else #and they all have the biggest fucking victim complexs while they ruin everyone's lives #i remember being so horrified at the things the kids my age were saying they would do to prove they're loyalty to God #I'm sorry but my first instinct is to protect my younger sister if someone is telling me deny god or they'll shoot her then I'm denying god #and I'm not sorry if that damns me too hell forever either #i am such a ball of white hot rage i could probably keep a solar system n give some life around me #god im so full of anger right now #god i just wish people would be fixing decent and kind to each other but i guess that's too much to ask #ignore me in stupid I'll probably delete this just been a bad? day week month year? and bitch got anger issues and relgion issues #just issues in general

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doux-amer · 22 days

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Sick of this stupid team making the stupidest mistakes and sloppiest passes and their laziness and slowness on the ball and lack of finishing ability. I'm angry at Quansah, but once again, just like our matches against other big clubs, this is down to the whole team being miserably bad. Genuinely wondering if this team even wants to win the league for Klopp before he goes because they sure don't play like it.

#this isn't down to tactics or skill. it's down to attitude #can't believe we tied to utd and we just got lucky with that penalty #bruno fernandes getting the equalizing goal was salt in the wound. i hate that man #the only way that it would've been worse is if that scumbag antony scored and i almost stopped breathing #whenever he dashed down our end #our record against utd this season has been abysmal and it cost us the fa cup #and if it costs us the title istfg i'm going to throw hands #i'm tired of having forwards who can't finish and my patience is running very thin #as much as i'm fond of our players. cool that darwin has a great record #but i just about lose my mind every match because his decision making is so questionable and bad #lucho's shots are mostly terrible and then he occasionally saves us #mo hasn't been in form for a while but we can't rely on him only to save us every time! that's not fair #cody.....i don't even have to go into this #i spent the first half about to go mad because we kept wasting a million chances #this match should have been done and dusted by half-time and i had a sinking feeling this would be like arsenal and city #and then the second half i had to restrain myself from shouting at the tv #and was mentally on my knees in despair that diogo and trent are still out injured #PLEASE. WE NEED THEM BACK. WHEN ARE THEY COMING BACK?#we need to stop playing like this. this has been a persistent problem for 2–3 years at this point

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peapod20001 · 8 months

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Sometimes I think about the girl in like 7th grade who was a furry and drew furries boinking it and apparently SO many people saw it and they were telling me about it and all I could think was how I, probably the only other open furry at school, wasn’t shown these

#random post #we were friends too! she was the one who acted as a bodyguard in the bathroom after some chick threw milk in me #but I digress. anyways she was. how u say. very ‘developed’ for being in the 7th grade and that was smth ELSE ppl talked about #anyways I think of her when I design younger girl ocs cus I often forget that not everyone was built like a hand puppet like me LOL #she was nice. she moved before high school and I never saw her again. I hope she’s doin good for herself :3 #I will never not find it funny how if u saw my yearbook photos from 2009-now. I look exactly the same #except that one from like first grade. cus my hair was parted different and I was wearing a denim jacket and someone told me I smile with #too much gum so as spite (and maybe self consciousness a bit) I smiled in a way that hid my gums #but OBVIOUSLY it looked weird. I had an overbite I SMILED BIG TOOTHY WITH GUMS. I point and laugh at it cus that’s the only time that has #happened lmao. I like to spite people. like in primary school when there was a lesson on like manners?? and we were told to sit like a lady #with legs crossed at the ankles with our knees together?? and in true 5 year old fashion. I tapped my classmates arm and told them to look #at my protest. which was me man spreading LMAO proud moment. I’ll sit how I want that you very much Texas school system 👌🥰#I keep getting off topic I apologize but also I don’t cus I’m a walking contradiction. anyways the school didn’t know proper picture day #routines for a few years lol. like making the wear neon spirit day the same day as pictures (and the picture day reminder telling us not to #wear neon LMFAO) or when kids would have gym class and THEN take pictures all red and sweaty. my hair was fucking ROUGH after that lol like #a very small braided tumbleweed in my head. still cute tho obviously but you would think people in charge of educating would have at least #SOME thoughts about things before they do them. lmfao got off topic again but that’s ok <3

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