#oo bee ranting

[boywonderasnf]

OKOK HEREA WE GO

before i begin Insane TED-Talk of The Day, im gonna preface that i love this take so much, but my brain does things more than one way. but both is v good!!!

anyways mb bout the rant and dont come for me if anything is incorrect or wtv. erm also i mostly focus on the main 4 batboys so pls dont be upset i didn't mention the other kids💀

ANYWAYS as the post said:

"Bruce Wayne is a dad in many different ways and for many different reasons, but chief among them is his ability to know that one of his kids is sick just by looking at them or hearing them breathe.

He can diagnose a fever with just the back of his (gloved!) hand on their forehead. He knows when they’re about to be dizzy before it even happens. He is A Dad."

OKAY NOW BUT WAIT WHAT IF HE ISNT THO LIKE MAYBE WHEN THEYRE YOUNGER BUT AROUND THEIR TEEN YEARS? ESPECIALLY DICK, WHO TURNED THIS INTO LITERALLY HIDING ILLNESS JUST SO HE COULD STILL WORK FOR BRUCE AND "NOT DISAPPOINT HIM" ??

DICK, WHO WORKS HIS ASS OFF 24/7 AND IS ALWAYS ON EVERYONE ELSES ASS SO THEY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES ??

CONSISTENTLY DICK HAS TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM BRUCE'S TEACHINGS AND (even though Bruce probably didnt mean for it to be unknown,) ALWAYS MAKE IT KNOWN THAT ITS OKAY TO TAKE BREAKS AND CARE FOR YOURSELF

RAUGHHH AND ON TOP OF THAT, HIS EFFORTS ARE JUST SLIGHTLY LESS THAN USELESS (slowly getting better, but still) BECAUSE HIS SIBLINGS WERE ALL STILL WITH BRUCE AND SO IT GOT INSTILLED INTO THEM TO HIDE ILLNESS AS WELL IM GOING INSANE

JASON NEVER GOES TO BRUCE FOR ANYTHING AND ALMOST NEVER GOES TO ANYBODY ELSE OR ASKS FOR HELP (for many reasons, but still)

SAME WITH FUCKIN TIMBO! KID DOESNT HAVE A SHRED OF KNOWLEDGE FOR SELF CARE IN HIS BODY

Damian was already just like that, but hes also Dick's chance to help Dami unlearn all of those behaviors the others (including himself still bc hes a giant hypocrite) couldnt unlearn. Damian is still young enough to unlearn them quicker than the others can

and listen, this may all be stemming from me wanting the ultimate hurt/comfort with this shit, Bruce not noticing one of the (18+) kids is sick and all the other siblings jump to help care for and defend that one ill person.

cause its nice. you get the hurt from Bruce being oblivious and get to use the line "worlds greatest detective my ass".

and then you get the comfort of family caring for each other/significant other caring for sad and sick batkid whos upset that Bruce didn't notice.

yeah shut up ive read a fic like this before, and yeah it was fucking fantastic actually, but still this is true regardless!!!

anywasy, again please do not come for me if this all sounds dumb as fuck and is completely incorrect for some reason, im superstoned and autistic and this is what my brain decided to fuck around with tonight.

[walnutcookiesstuff]

More active out of character on @modwalnut .

(Rewrite 5)

Intro post

You can call me walnut, if you know me as ragatha or any other name, that's cool too. I'm a minor and I go by all pronouns.

my mutuals are cool.

Really cool people:

@/beetsoupxxo @/autumnsparkz @/just-indi @/purewinter @/inkyslimee @/wikihowhowtoexist @/messy-cakes @/i-am-mentally-unwell @/walnutcookie @/totallynotsilly @/kittensnowie @/thattransdudeee

i like a lot of stuff, but my content is mainly cookie run, i have separate blogs for most of my fandoms.

ragatha blog: @ask-ragatha-tadc

elodie blog: @askingelodie

(dead) beet cookie blog: @askbeetcookie

ask walnut and cream puff asks are open. Ask rules are down further after i finish ranting. I will mainly focus it around walnut and cream puff, but I'll probably add more characters. I ship walpuff. There's gonna be a lot of it so beware. I'll respond to asks and stuff in character if you specify "to walnut/cream puff/whatever character". I also draw AUs and concepts if you ask me to. anyways, if you decided to read all that, thanks. I hope the bees don't get you.

I don't mind personal questions, but I'd like to have questions aimed at the characters.

that being said, please don't hesitate to send asks!

dni list:

Pedos, Z oos, etc.

anyone who discriminates based off of sexual orientation, gender, race, religion.

[bingbongsupremacy]

Little Intruder

localsimp-queen

Yoooooooooo, I have a request for you, I did my research to see if it was okay and if they are comfortable with it, and so I was if you could a Tommyinit X toddler reader, where Tommy left his room because he had to do something really quick leaving, Phil, willbur and techno to entertain his viewers ( They were playing together or whatever you want them to be doing) and little 4 your old reader comes in and some how menages to but the head set on and stars being adorable.

A/N: I know this probably isn't my best story. I'm sorry. I had a really hard time writing this one. I couldn't figure out how to start it. Hope it isn't too bad!

Pairing: Tommy x Toddler reader

Type of Story: Family

Warnings: Nothing I can think of

Summary: Tommy walks out and you wander in and entertain the stream.

*Not Proof Read*

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" How long does it take to get a drink? " Technoblade mutters while stealing Tommy's wheat. It's been about ten minutes since the teen disappeared to grab a drink and the others have been waiting to head to the nether.

" Doo do do doo. " Wilbur hums happily while placing a third layer of blocks around Tommy's avatar.

" What are you doing? " Philza laughs while looking at Tommy's makeshift prison.

" That's for taking my diamonds. " Wilbur answers happily. " The next layer's going to be obsidian. Then I'm thinking some lava. "

" Wilbur. " Philza shakes his head with a smile.

A soft giggle fills the room, confusing the men streaming.

A small child pokes their head into the room before pushing open the door fully. Y/N waddles into the room, carrying a stuffed creeper under their arm.

" What the hell is that? " Wilbur asks in surprise.

" A cyclops. No a child, obviously. " Techno says while returning to his previous tasks.

" Probably Tommy's sibling or something. " Philza points out.

" Makes sense. "

Y/N wanders towards the streaming set up before climbing onto Tommy's chair. They reach towards a large headset, mimicking actions they'd seen their older brother do before by putting them on.

Y/N stares into the dark screen in front of them, leaning their tiny body closer. Music softly fills their ears.

" Creeper. OoOo. " Wilbur starts humming, the creeper plushy suddenly reminding him of the song.

Y/N's eyes widen in surprise at the voice that comes through the headset. " Whoa. Hi! " They shout happily while waving quickly.

They look around, attempting to find the source of the voice.

" Aw hi! " Philza greets in return.

Y/N beams widely. " Dis is Bee Bo! " The child shows off their creepy stuffy. " I love him. Tom-Tommy gave it me! " Y/N snuggles against their stuffy, earning an 'aw' from Wilbur and a laugh from Philza.

" The kid has good taste. " Techno approves of the toy choice.

Y/N giggles and starts spinning around in Tommy's chair. " Guess what! "

" What? " Wilbur smiles. The kid was very adorable.

" I can count to ten! "

" Oo that's cool. " Philza chuckles.

" Yeah! Wanna hear? " Y/N doesn't wait for a reply. " One, two, tree, four, seven, six, eight, nine, ten! "

No having the heart to break it to the kid they got some of it wrong, Philz just compliments them. " Good job kiddo! That's amazing. You're so smart. "

" Thank you! I like the movie Frozen. I wanna be Elsa for Halloween. I like her-her ice powers! " Y/N goes on for a little rant about Frozen and Elsa, sending the Chat into a cuteness overload. " Olaf is my mummy's favorite character. "

" He's pretty cool. " Wilbur agrees. " So is Elsa. "

" Elsa's awesome! "

" HEY! " A loud voice booms. " What are you doing here? " Tommy's eyebrows narrow slightly as he hurries back into the room.

" I'm talking to the people in your computer! I showed them-I showed them Bee Bo and I counted for them! " Y/N states proudly while smiling up at Tommy.

Tommy sighs slightly. " You're supposed to be taking a nap right now. "

" I don't wanna. 'M not tired. " Y/N frowns.

Tommy shakes his head while smiling slightly. " I'll take those. " Tommy snatches the headphones gently from Y/N's head. " I'm back boys! Sorry Mum left and she wanted me to put away some things real quick. I've got to go put Y/N down for a nap. "

" NO! No nap! " Y/N shakes her head. " I wanna stay with you. "

Deciding not to argue with the stubborn toddler, Tommy picks up his younger sibling and places them on his lap. " Fine I guess you can stay. But you have to try to go to sleep. "

Y/N rolls their eyes and starts playing with Bee Bo.

Tommy holds back his anger when he discovers how he's been buried alive by Wilbur, for Y/N's sake. His mother would kill him if he taught Y/N another swear word.

" Wilbur! " Tommy hisses. " You bi-brat! Ahh! "

" HAHAHAHAHA! " Wilbur cackles. " Have fun with that! Where's your enchanted armor again, Tommy? Your basement, right? I've been needing some new armor..."

" Don't you dare! "

" Tommy shh. Y/N fell asleep. " Philza alerts Tommy.

Apparently Y/N really had been sleepy.

Y/N cuddles into Tommy more, snuggling Bee Bo with one arm and sucking on the thumb on their other hand, a bad habit their parents had been trying to break Y/N out of.

" I better go guys. I gotta put Y/N down. " Tommy says quieter than he usually talks.

A collective of 'byes' are said from the discord call and Tommy ends the stream.

Tommy carefully shifts Y/N over in his arms so he can pick them up better. He walks down the hallway towards Y/N's room where he gently sets them down. He covers Y/n up with a small minecraft theme blanket he got for their birthday and brushes some hair out of their face. " Love you, kiddo. " Tommy says while turning off the light and leaving the room.

[btssavedmylifeblr]

What kookie wants kookie gets sjlsgdfj. I do also like the idea that namjoon will be the first though. I can imagine him being like ‘humans? Apes? No. bonobos.’or wtvr and just having a big sex big brain moment and creating the biggest sex biggest brain moment with the oc!! Like!! I’m living for that!!! So joon and jk are going to be either first or second for me lol. [2]

Jimin and oc do also need to work some stuff out though. Yes they did talk about it, but i need more resolution goddamitt and while fucking all of the dudes is fun for oo sexy fun dirty talk i think it will also take little jimbo a bit to adjust to the idea, potentially causing another falling out between him and the oc (rip) and i can see a similar situation happening with yoongi. He. hmm. It’s different to suggest signing a relationship form for one mans to signing forms with everyone. [3]

I think jimin will probably sign third (second if we’re lucky 🤞) and yoongi will be fifth or sixth. {end paragraph} Which leads me to a certain mr kim taehyung. I think he’s going to be the one with the most internal struggle regarding not only the forms with oc, but his horniness for the other crew members. I do think that he’s potentially “in love” with the mc, but Also jimin. @all of the people who are saying it’s jimin and not oc, you’re not wrong, but you sort of are. #sorrynotsorry. [4]

So i think that tae will be either last or fourth after talking about his emotions with somebody (coughjimincough) and just. Letting himself be a whole ass bi vibe (bibe)(bive??)(it’s a work in progress) {end paragraph} Hoseok is also going to be very conflicted, but from less of a gay panic pov and more professionalism. He wants to be a good little space boy, but he doesn’t realise that he can be a good space boy who isn’t sexually frustrated. Yet. [5]

I can’t say exactly when hoseok will sign (because he deffo will like. This is an ot7 fic. It’s inevitable) but he’s somewhere in the second half. Or maybe last because you like to make us suffer in our thirst :(. Can’t blame you though skshafjlglf. {end paragraph} Speaking of not being able to say exactly when,, i literally. Have no idea. When jin will sign the papers. You’ve made yourself a little wild card here, bee. [6]

Ew tumblr told me to wait an hour before sending anymore asks but it’s 3 am as of writing this note so hopefully you can find all of my asks lol (i’m sorry)(i just. i had to Go Off.) He seems like he would be one of the most accepting (at least outwardly) of the situation, but he also seems to be the type to put the others before himself? [7]

He could sign the form and not Do anything just to show everyone else that it’s okay to do the same (as i can also see happening with namjoon), or he could just not. Do anything at all. I definitely see it as more of ‘well, i can continue as i am. There’s no Need for things to change for me.’ than him not wanting to fuck because he do. He do wan sum fuk. thank you for coming to my ted talk :) [end]

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So I must curse Tumblr on two accounts: 1 - they seem to have deleted the first part of this chain 2 - they prevent lovely people like you from sending me all your thoughts at once! 😖

I cackled with delight at this whole rant (especially at Hoseok, the good space boy). Thank you so much for sending it! 

You are totally right that Jin is my wild card. 😉

[chezhermione]

Where Do We Go From Here?

As I sit to write this, on a bright and beautiful, June day in the neighborhood (a beautiful day for a neighbor - would you be mine?) fully vaccinated and unmasked, in a 14th Street cafe, I observe the signs of post pandemic life with a tentative eagerness that is reminiscent of the wobbly anticipation one feels in the latter stages of pregnancy. You want your body back, you’re ready to reclaim some semblance of control of your physiology, your kinesiology, your mother-fucking psychology. In short, you are sick and tired of being sick and tired and entirely out of patience with the pregnancy bullshit. And as you recover from your 14th emotional outburst of the day, and quietly pray for a labor pain, a bloody show, or some tangible evidence that you will not be pregnant forever (forever-ever?); a seemingly reasonable but nonetheless, impossible question invades your rant and wickedly begins to hypothesize about your human credentials to even be a parent. It questions your intelligence… Am I smart enough to do this?... What do I know, I mean really know about... anything? It anticipates your failure… What are the consequences if I fuck up?... Is there a way to save my offspring from my neurosis? Then finally, this insidious line of questioning inevitably spits you out into the rapids of the WTF is Happening River where you submit to doing the only thing you can (or really ever could) do… You put one in the air and go with the mother-fucking flow.

And so here we all are. Fresh out of our Covid pods. Testing the waters in our very specific ways and means. It reminds me of my days working at swimming pools. It was always interesting to watch each one’s customized way of entering the water. Some would tentatively send their toes in on a reconnaissance mission for temperature intelligence, and then formulate their entrance strategy. Others would make a bee line for the deep end and just jump in - temperature gauging be damned! There were those for whom it could never be warm enough, and those who preferred an invigorating chill. So as I sit, on a bright and beautiful, June day in the neighborhood, fully vaccinated and unmasked, in a 14th Street cafe, observing the signs of post pandemic life, it is delicious to see us - and the bottom half of faces smiling; us - making small talk with neighbors and random passers by; us - offering to help with packages and daring to come closer than 6 ft. I see joggers and dog walkers happily sharing the sidewalk. The bike lanes that I travel on the daily, feel safe and secure. I hear tidbits of conversations expressing fears and apprehensions that we would be unwise not to consider, but still, “we outchea!” We are reborn and embarking on being our new and improved best selves living our new and improved best lives. Emerging from the chrysalis, good and metamorphosed (and shit) making joyful noises. I feel the resonance of our collective namaste. In the words of the great Patti LaBelle, “Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo! We gotta new attitude!”

Now on my second soy chai latte, on that same bright and beautiful June day, sitting in that same 14th Street cafe, fully vaccinated and unmasked, a song plays on the jukebox in my auditory cortex. It’s Peter Cetera (rip) of the band Chicago (google if you must) crooning, “I know it’s hard for you to change your way of life. I know it’s hard for you to do. The world is full of people dying to be free, so if you don’t mind my friend, there’s no life for you, no world for me. Let’s all get together soon, before it's too late. Forget about the past and let your feelings fade away. If you do I’m sure you’ll see the end is not yet near. Oh, where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go from here?”

[andreasdiary-blog1]

Bout me :)

For the Nth time! Like 123456789 years!  I’m back. Srsly?! this is not my first time blogging. I remember I was 18 when I started posting, ranting and all! Hahahaha. Yuh, I dunno but I enjoy expressing what I feel sa tumblr! So yes! I’m not into posting my feelings or everyday life on facebook because ang daming mapangmata or tatanungin ka lang dahil sa nakikichismis or Nah? but srsly! hindi ko maatim na nagpost doon sa fb dahil hindi ko lang talaga ugali na mag post about sa buhay ko doon lalo na maraming fishesss and snakes and bees! HAHAHHA you know what I mean. So without further do, lets begin HAHAHAHAHA.

Hi guys! I am Maria Andrea Quemada, 23 years of age and residing here in Makati Philippines. Originally, I am from Zamboanga but when I finished College, I and my brother decided to moved in here in Manila to apply for a job and stay with my lola (mom ni mama). Idk pero I dont have even plans working sa province namin coz of the salary ofcourse and alam niyo yung palakasan? HAHA. Nga pala, I graduated in Ateneo de Zamboanga Univesity and yung course ko is BS Business Administration major in Corporate Management. 

Moving on guys, just to let you know I am happy living my life independently and I am Employed! Hahahaha when we get here aroung apr 2015 naka hanap ako agad ng work after 3 days of happy2 dito sa manila. Sobrang igsi ng pahinga no? Hahaha. I am a Sales Associate 1 sa isang private company na bawal i mention! huhuhuh No!! Azz en :) HAHAHA actually guys yes, napunta ako ng sales kahit mahirap dahil ang quota mga bes nako po 30% above pero up until now survive pa naman! Go with the flow lang! :)

Likes

1. I love foods 

(Obvious na obvious po!) Hahaha yea. hindi ako mahirap kausap guys hindi ako mapili basta ayoko lang yung mga japanese, korean food because waaaaaaa I nakakasuka! Sorrrrry guyssssh :( HAHAHHAA. Pinoy foods and American foods oks lang for me. :)

2. I love music. 

Guys, during my break lunch or if rest day, 95% naka earphones lang ako and lahat ng songs ko sa playlist eh pinapakinggan ko.

3. I love watching youtube

Vlogs and Make up tutorials. I love watching Anna Cay, Alisha MArie and Sheks diary's vlogs! Guys wala lang nakaka aliw lang try niyo lalo na sa mga singles dyan na sawang sawa na sa facebook!! HAHHAA

4. I enjoy sharing chikas to my brother and closest friends. 

Yes! super!! kung ano nangyari sa bahay at sa work kinukwento ko yon guys! Hahahha nakakatawa pero soorry naman kasi nawawala stress ko kapag ka inoopen up ko lahat2 ng bagay lalo  sa buhay kahit hindi naman big deal pero keri lang ayt? HAHAHAH Makwento nga akong tao in short.

        Dislikes.

1. I hate FEELING CLOSE!

YES! for some people, its not a big deal if some one is feeling close to them pero for me guys? Its a BIG DEAL! Wala lang! ako kasi yung tipong ng tao na ma aawkward lalo na kung hindi kita nkakausap tapos biglang fc kalang for some reasons? No! aayawan kita. HAHAHA

2. If you did something not good lalo na saakin!

Nako guys! Yan talaga yung ayoko! BIG NO NO! guys ako yung tao na kapag may sinabi ka against me, nag joke ka na di ko gusto or mapanglait ka? you can see it in my actions guys na ayoko sayo! Hahaha. Well sino ba naman gustong masaktan sa mga none sense na salita lang no? nako maraming ganyan sa office pero may isang tao talgaa doon na nakakataas ng dugo haysssss :{ And huwag ako iinisin lalo na kapag may menstruation ako dahil you will really hate me guys! :( HAHAHHA

3. Ayoko sa lahat yung pinangungunahan ako.

Guys! Yan yung hirap sa mga tao noh? Masyadong nagmamagaling! Kasi guys ganto ako, kapag di ko na kaya tsaka ako hihingi ng tulong or suggestions sayo! pero kung hindi ko naman hinihingi opinyon mo? pls lang dont dare! HAHHAHA.

4. Kapag AYOKO! AYOKO!

Hahahha ito dapat yung top 1 eh. nako po! alam niyo guys kapag inaya mo ko tapos napa OO ako dahil sa napilitan lang ako and then dumating yung araw na ayoko na and pinilit mo ko tapos anu ano pa sinasabi mo? or you are saying threat words like bla bla!! hay! Makikipag away ako! Guys ako yung tipo na mag sosorry if talagang ayoko na or naiba na desisyon ko kaya minsan ayoko sumama sa una dahil ayoko na mabago nnamn desisyon ko! gusto ko yung ako mag aaya tapoos just tell me if you are goin with me or not cos I understand! Ewan ko ba kung bakit yung ibang tao hindi nakakaintindi or pwede wag niyo nako yayain ng kayo kayo lang nag dedesisyon dapat kasama ako! And ito pa guys! lalo na kapag antok ako!!! sheeeeeeet!! Ayon magkakaron talaga ng matinding away guys HAHAHAHA.

And thats it for today! Bukas ulit! Heheh :)! 

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