#ooc: ur mom.

[giventakes]

also i am Of the Belief tht i am slowly developing carpal tunnel @ the old age of 23 so pls for the Love Of God stretch ur wrists when u r on a computer

[scarrinotspooky]

ughhh....u can never get used to what it feels like when ur patron calls to summon u ...

[ro-rogue]

i need more irrelevant details about the darren-dating-leilah-and-sera-living-with-them situation, because, while the whole wanted terrorrists thing is ofc very sad and stressful for them, it is also absolutely hilarious. like, imagine you just found out that your ex-school nurse, a grumpy, eternally tired man who you honestly thought would die single, is dating your (canonically) hot kind older sister, who you hadn't seen in years because she ran away from your abusive parents. also, she and him both sorta work for a terrorrist organization now. the same organization that stole your ability. your sister actively helped to develop the drug that disabled you. her solution to the problem of your ability loss is to also join the terrorrist organization. the terrorrists backstab you and disable your best friend. you decide to betray the organization, but then you're declared a wanted terrorrist by the government so you hide in your sister's apartment. that she shares with your ex-school nurse. before he quit, you spent more time around this man than around any of your actual teachers. then the government busts your future brother-in-law's door down and you have to go on the run. with your sister and her boyfriend.

do leilah and darren do a lot of couple-y things? does sera see them kiss and immediately wishes for the sweet release of death or at least some fresh air, only to realise she is stuck inside with these two for the foreseeable future? is it like the covid lockdown but worse?? at least covid never shot you on sight if you ever left the house on a grocery run.

[enidonline]

cobra Kai Johnny literally isn’t even real who is this man. Let me in the writers room you bastardes can’t get it right

[moonspower]

this is another hautè takè cuz i went back to my old blogs from like 10 years ago.... ull see these psas now like ' WE DONT RP THE WAY WE USED TO CUZ WE'RE OLDER NOW WITH MORE RESPONSIBILTIES!!1 ' except when i look at my archive from back then its more fun, very brief threads that's just good one-liner after good one-liner and icons without borders, with gif icons, big text, etc, very low maintenance but also fulfilling. just how much time do we lend into making sure we look into being presentable or whatever the fuck who gives a shit when we could just be having fun.

just a thought.

people will announce that their dad died in plain unformatted text and will end the post with ' sorry for the ugly post. '

[whileurmine]

no disrespect but the kids in c.heaper by the dozen are assholes like damn ur mom cant leave for a job for 4 goddamn weeks jesus christ

[thiefscant]

gauntlet of shar, my beloathed.

[humblfarm]

last night two horrible things happened. 1) i found (my cat technically) a roach and couldn't catch it. 2) immediately saw a big spider. needless to say I didn't sleep well and i nearly just opted to burn my place down (jkjkjk im kidding)

[giventakes]

on this weeks chapter of Hope and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad 2 Months. i am #positive w covid 🥳 aka i will Try 2 do Some things (if my ouchie thumbs will allow)

[byanyan]

i don't want to talk about it. we're not talking about it.

[richardhedony]

a are yuo yhe real ruck hedony

"Yes.."

[bonescribes]

vent in the tags sowwee :(

[othellotron9000]

do you like ur mom jokes?

Pshh no, my sense of humor is much too refined for such jokes. You have the wrong disaster twin. (That's what they call us, right?)

[wellfell]

akina having a bad mom is the worst ( and mommy issues in general ) , because she really didn't have anyone to go to but yui and yui just didn't vibe w her . •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

[lairmadness]

📜 Jirachi!

📜 (scroll) - what has been written down about them?...

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[sallyj4ckson]

sally jackson never takes off her mom hat.