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Mad about politics again
#politics cw#us politics#trans rights#gay rights#lgb protect the t#anyway tags for blocking purposes you all know the drill#ant is mad#< tag to block for my political shit#open source
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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis
#pope francis#he was one of the most progressive popes we’ve seen#and I appreciate his open condemnation of our current administration
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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app
#YOU ARE ON THE CRINGE APP#YOU ARE ALSO POSTING CRINGE ON THE CRINGE SITE why would you even open this topic to discussion there will be no survivors
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

#yes i still rent videos. this is because i want to keep the one remaining video rental store in [REDACTED CITY] open#the terror#original post
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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well 🧍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.
#if youre feeling upset or disillusioned i am right there with you#but now more than ever#i want to remind you of the importance of community#check in on your friends#advocate for your friends#protect your friends#protect your community and who you love and care about#and we will get through this#my dms and inbox are always open#even if you just want to vent#im also so sad right now but we have to be strong and stick together right now#(also if youre not american pls understand this affects us all and to not invalidate the feelings of americans)
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
#ah yes our flies#the flies we keep for this purpose#why would you say that#editing to add that our store is inside a shopping centre#and it’s in the middle of it like not a proper store just in the open area#so the flies do what they want 😭
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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
#i'm kidding it was wine#i had a beautiful 4th and i enjoyed wading in the lake#but yeah i did open tumblr a little
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"Parting gift."
#original art#illustration#digital art#witchy vibes#green#hands#bunny#clutter#art#non fandom#artists on tumblr#old wip from last year that i finally finished!!#interpret this piece however you like I much prefer to leave it open-ended :)
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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)
#saving the world? performing open heart surgery? sorry bro cat needs cuddles take a time out#its so funny i think he knows im right handed bc he REFUSES to snuggle on my right arm. he HAS to be on my left arm/shoulder#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#cats#caturday#my doods#10k
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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parenting
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#i do not know if he'd actually encourage her to drink given his relationship with alcoholism but i think he'd crack open a cold one with he#his cat daughter. he is learning#astro art
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Everything I did for this episode was inspired by and dedicated to these two people standing on this stage beside me. A year ago, we were broken, drunk, and defeated. Today, we stand triumphant, glorious!
Game Changer 6x03 "Sam Says 3" | 7x01 "One Year Later"
#dropout#game changer#game changer spoilers#vic michaelis#lou wilson#jacob wysocki#gamechangeredit#dropoutedit#dropoutsource#*#gif requests are open ���
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#art#fanart#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#maria#gerald robotnik#comic#sonic the hedgehog#requests are open fellas
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drew another indian miku‼️
i’ve always wanted to draw the sitar
#commissions open#hatsune miku#miku fanart#vocaloid miku#miku hatsune#fanart#vocaloid#indian#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi art
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