I just assume everyone on this site is a woman
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im so sorry for christopher diaz but even if he is a womanizer there are going to be a number of girls who will only go to his house bc they wanna fuck his dad
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Sometimes I feel like I'm pretending to be something I'm not when I say I use all pronouns bc like
In real life I mostly use she/her and people call my by that
And I'm a very feminine person, I have a common female name
But then I remember how happy I get everytime someone calls me he :3 idk maybe it's the actor in me???? I always loved playing male roles in every little school play, since I started studying opera Im always drawn to the male roles that can be interpreted by mezzos and I fucking love every opportunity I have to crossdress
Like I fucking love crossdressing I really wish I had more opportunities to do that
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mxtx was really like “this boy was unwaveringly devoted to the love of his life for over 800 years” like my abandonment issues were ever gonna be able to let that go.
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I loveeeee my boyfriendddd he is good to meeee he is a good man
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I love when there’s a point you can pinpoint for a musical artist sometimes: the exact year they got access to some sort of vocal modulator
They’re like yes this is hilarious we need to use this shit
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I'm like if a bug was an animal
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wearing a fur coat in the back of the uber. always makes me feel like a cartoon
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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