#or applebees-barkrock

[scutchythedm]

am I caught up on FHJY? no. will I give everyone my Ragh, Lydia, & Kristen family dynamic headcanons regardless? absolutely yes

Ragh really encouraging Kristen's interest in working out and fitness,,,, Lydia making them meals and bringing them lemonade after they come home from going on a run,, her making sure they drink lots of water and stay safe

Ragh helping Kristen with her campaign ideas,,, they're both dumb idiots (affectionately) and they come up with the dumbest ideas but they're so silly

Kristen and Lydia having a proper heart to heart about Kristen's situation with her parents, her god, and her ex-girlfriend and just breaking into tears over it. Jawbone is fucking awesome but how chill and completely open he is about everything can be threatening when Kristen is Not used to that. she's been through so much and she's so open physically with people as a way of coping with a lack of freedom in that regard when she was younger. She hasn't properly addressed how closed off she was emotionally though and she's focused so much on religion and finding herself in that regard that I think she forgets that there's more things going on (especially with ADHD) that she's struggling with, like her habit of making impulsive decisions without thinking of the consequences because she's been unable or not allowed to make any decisions for so long

AAAAAAAAAAA

all this pressure is put on her to be the only support for her god when surviving high-school is hard enough for anyone, especially someone with mental illness, she hasn't had a period where she can process everything that's happened to her--theres always a threat and the world constantly needs saving and I feel like Lydia could just sit her down and go "woah. slow down kiddo" and speak to her in a way she could understand, esp since Lydia is the mother of one neurodivergent kid who struggled with school (Ragh)

anyway that's all I just had to dump that out of my brain headcanons over the end

[marinecanary]

Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees

[cowgirls-blues]

Tough to show mlm/wlw solidarity when you're caught up in messy lesbian drama between two of your best friends. Poor Ragh.

[nosnexus]

ULTIMATE LEGENDS!

[pumpkinnqueenn]

Kristen’s energy this season is unhinged and I love it

[decapod-appreciator]

she’s infectious

[fakesorbet]

my heart is a haunted house i have my doubts youll get out alive

[maybebi47]

imagine you're lydia barkrock, you're this single mother who's been fighting a chronic illness for years, every day is a battle but you push through, and you tell the story of your battle to some kids you're...co-parenting? who knows, and one of them who looks extremely bad, like she's maybe had the worst day of her life yesterday, as soon she hears about your battles, reaches out and gives you the help action.

[transformersweatpants]

Ally Beardsley discord incarnate

[noodlesewp]

Fear avatars your guys

Choosing who’d be what was outrageous

MISSPELT LONELY

[islandoforder]

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[sylvansleuth]

She's kind of a Legend now, Ragh.

[witchhazelnut]

kristen going full baby dyke crazy and having barbarian half-orc jock ragh shaking in his booties asking him about her ex’s new gf… thank u ally beardsley for your service 🫡🫡

[nosnexus]

Fabian, put down the scalpel.

[wolfziedraws]

Kristen Applebees, unhinged