#or hx

[eggtheegg]

I mean what else can you do for halloween when u and ur friends are the scariest thing out there

[thereisselfpreservation]

Hua Cheng, sighing dreamily as he watches Xie Lian dig things out of the trash like a raccoon: There he is. That's the love of my life.

[solacestea]

one inch of love is one inch of ashes

[389]

Beoplay HX Headphones Art by Jiayi Li

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"What do you mean their name isn't Beef?"

(for @moondal514)

[meru90]

beefleaf mermay <3

[softmeals]

“I dreamed I was in Hell.” — Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea

[kenzsza]

some modern au wlw beefleaf from an au i made with friends!

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Snippets from the super serious and evil communication array shared by the super serious and evil Black Water Sinking Ships and Crimson Rain Sought Flower

Aka He Xuan and Hua Cheng's groupchat

In no particular order, contains spoilers

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Hua Cheng: "Did you find him yet?"

He Xuan: "No."

Hua Cheng: "I'm increasing your debt 5% with every day you dont find him."

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan stop digging tunnels to hide from me, where's your monthly payment?"

He Xuan: "I dont know, Hua Cheng, where's the Crown Prince of Xianle?"

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Hua Cheng: "XuanXuan i need a favor."

He Xuan: "No. Die."

Hua Cheng: "Im already dead. And youre indebted to me, so..."

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He Xuan: "You ran out of snacks and wine so tell Yin Yu to get some more. Also the Crown Prince of Xianle ascended."

Hua Cheng: "HE ASCENDED??? AGAIN???"

He Xuan: "Yeah. Dont forget about the snacks though."

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He Xuan: full offense showing up as the crown prince of xianle's ghost groom is corny as hell

Hua Cheng: show me where i asked

He Xuan: when i helped pick your outfit???

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During the Banyue arc:

He Xuan: "Do you really have to wear that fuck ass ponytail?"

Hua Cheng: "Do you really have to disguise yourself as a woman with huge tits?"

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan where the hell are you?!"

He Xuan: "Eating."

Hua Cheng: "And when are you getting here?!"

He Xuan: "After im done eating."

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He Xuan: "How the fuck could you afford 3000 lanterns???"

Hua Cheng: "Not from collecting your debt, thats for sure."

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan if you ever put his highness in danger again im going to gut you like your fish."

He Xuan: "My fish dont have any guts."

Hua Cheng: "Precisely."

He Xuan: "Duly noted."

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Hua Cheng: "I told you beating you up like that would sell the story!"

He Xuan: "A little too well. That was personal."

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Hua Cheng: I KISSED HIM!

He Xuan: congrats

Hua Cheng: you could at least PRETEND to be excited

He Xuan: its been 800 years HuaHua, im tired.

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He Xuan: so did you hit?

Hua Cheng: what the fuck, blackwater, thats so disrespectful to even think, let alone say, i should kill you for even-

He Xuan: so yes

Hua Cheng:...yeah

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He Xuan: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DIE???

Hua Cheng: yes but also no, see you in like a year. You still gotta pay back the debt though

He Xuan: i hope you stay dead

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Hua Cheng: i will find your ashes and disperse you into a chamber pot

He Xuan: you should be grateful you get to share a small enclosed space with the crown prince of xianle. Im offering you a romance trope on a silver plate.

Hua Cheng: in a coffin??

He Xuan: i took artistic liberties

[piosplayhouse]

[lazycranberrydoodles]

diversity win! your doomed greek tragedy ship is genderfluid!

[ber-go]

Dance with the devil <3 

[yellowparenti]

I have to share this with someone

I found this vintage EPSON HX-20 laptop computer on eBay that someone in the UK restored and is selling. (link)

It has CASSETTE roms and PRINTS onto receipt paper. This post is the closest I might get to buying this but GOD DAMN what a cool piece of machinery.

[very-poorly-drawn-tgcf]

Happy Pride month!

Next episode soon, apologies for the delays!

[renjunnipeikko]

consider: xie lian being like “we need friends that are also couples!” and hua cheng agreeing because “ofc gege” but hua cheng doesn’t really like anybody so he’s just picks the two people he knows (hx and yy) and is like “they each have their own dumpster fire soap opera going on. i need to make sure they end up with their partners so gege can have dinner parties like he wants” but post canon hx and yy are both like “why are we still here? just to suffer?” and end up finding companionship with each other in that and so hua cheng notices them spending more and more time together while both doing parkour to not be seen ever by sqx and qyz and… wait. wait no. he doesn’t like where he can see this going. why does this feel weirdly romantic?? you two can’t fall in love! from hua cheng’s perspective you can only have one true love and you two already have obsessions with other people so this is not allowed! and not once does he consider if hx and yy DID get together, they could still be their friends who are also a couple, because he already planned this out and it! does! not! fit! with! his! fantasy! and so just like that hua cheng becomes a very aggressive beefleaf and quanyin shipper

[rainydayrina]