Easy French Custard Pastries
Easy French Custard Pastries
Easy French Custard Pastries
Hello Everyone! My family just returned from Sweden and each afternoon, it is part of their culture to have coffee and fika, meaning some type of cake or pastry. I was sadly ill for a few months, but am recovering and happy to have my family home to start cooking again! We have an urban homestead and raise 6 chickens, and they are now making 4-6 eggs every day, so I…
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Ja nu är jag är. Kistan är sedd och den var...gigantisk. Kanske har den växt för att jag ville att de skulle se den. Snälla hjälp mig med det här, jag klarar det inte själv!
En chock drar över alla runt mig. Nä, du menar väl 2,5 cm? EN liten söt kista med två halsband. Men nä, det här är ingen söt liten sak. Det är ett monster som svalt mer och mer, tills nu.
Det är ömt och jag vill bara ha bort den. BORT! Bort från min kropp! Du får inte plats där! Du förstör! Du har förstört länge nog.
Jag har försökt att känna efter och sånt men jag mitt i orosmolnet. Jag kan inte skilja på nånting och jag känner att det kan vara det värsta. Då är det nåt i mig som blir helt eld och lågor och spottar och fräser. Jävla SKÄMT!
Jag vet inte. Jag kan inte läsa av det, som om det gömmer sig bakom skynken och moln. ALLT är färgat av mina känslor och jag kan inte se bortom det.
Det bor en inkräktare i mig som gömt sig i kanske åratal.
-Men tänk, du kanske kommer kunna äta precis som du vill sen och vara själv och göra det du vill..!
Det vore drömmen.
Det är ju det jag velat. Nä nu är det slut med alla magtrassel, det spelar ingen roll med det. Det är vad jag sagt. Det som förut varit hållhakar och rep som höllt i mig har känts som näe, det räcker inte för att hålla fast mig här. Visst det är piss men det räcker inte.
Jag drömde om ett barn i natt. Det var naket och jollrigt. Det log och var sådär ovanligt sött för att vara ett barn. Jag kom ihåg att jag läste om det om det var typ en ny början och något som ska födas typ. Kanske var det det här.
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Jag vill bara ha bort den och behålla mina andra saker intakta.
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Tänk om jag skulle kunna äta danska wienerbröd och dricka kaffe igen.
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Och där kom maten! (Och wienerschnitzel heter wienerschnitzel även i Wien till skillnad från wienerbröd bara så ni vet! Precis som Perstorpsplatta) Dagens hotell har rejält öppningsbart fönster och en telefon man nog kan ringa Putin med! Nu ska jag prova en lokal riesling. (på/i Vienna, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQytMcDrC8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Baked Goods Vocab in Swedish
En tårta - A cake
En tårtbit - A slice of cake
En kaka - A cookie / a cake
Ett kex - A cracker
En kanelbulle - A cinnamon bun
En kardemummabulle - A cardamom bun
En pistagebulle - A pistachio bun
En saffransbulle - A saffron bun
En vaniljbulle - A vanilla bun
En chokladboll - A chocolate ball
En kokosboll - A coconut ball
En kladdkaka - A mudcake
En äppelpaj - An apple pie
En blåbärspaj - A blueberry pie
En rabarberpaj - A rhubarb pie
En sockerkaka - A sponge cake
En morotskaka - A carrot cake
Ett wienerbröd - A danish pastry
En rulltårta - A roll cake
En muffins - A cupcake / A muffins
En chokladmuffins - A chocolate cupcake / muffins
En jordgubbsmuffins - A strawberry cupcake / muffins
En mazarin - A mazarin tart
En hallongrotta - A raspberry cave / thumbprint cookie / jam drop
En kringla - A pretzel
En éclair - An éclair
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N O !
-Harrods? When? Have I, has the enterity of London – nay, the UK – unbeknowest of ourselves delighted in Certified Noob® Baked Goods? Världen är p y t t e l i t e n my fellow Barbarian. ‘Tis sad that you’re not there now.**
**(b/c #fikagoshdarnit!)
Ah, thanks a munch for clueing me in on The Spoon Theory as it applies here: units of energy-per-activity. Interesting. So, how many spoons do you have today? (And are they full of sugar, …or sourdough?)
The whole low 🥄-status > doc > FK > managing basic life™ > lower 🥄-status > ♻ … Can’t imagine the added stress. Hopefully the doc<>FK correlation can solve that bit, at least (?). It should feel nice to know that you can start living and take steps forward in life, no?
Speaking of which; what would you like to do now moving forward (aside from nimble b o i s)? You are obviously creative – and doing creative shenanigans should have positive effects on spoon status, right? Bonus: they are allowed to take however much time they take.
Getting out of your 🥄drawer now. Hope you’ve had a nice Midsommarhelg with the Noob Fam and given the chance to replenish the happy feels! :)
Love,
W
*(Ps. did you get the card recs? No need to pub. Just checking, since Tumblr is a little godisgris, munching on asks & subs. Ds.)
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Ah, Raring Wemps! So I am finally sitting down to reply to this lovely master post after the longest wait in history! (I do feel better knowing you’ve been diving into the ocean and living in #smultronsnåret, can’t get better than that, can it?). Grab a cup of coffee and get comfortable because this will be quite the long read (förlåt).
It was a long time ago since I was in London. 2012 to be precise. It’s high up on my list of places to get back to (for living) once I get better and start getting all this illness stuff under control (DoucheDoc™ laughed when he asked me what my goal was and I bluntly said ‘To get good enough to get the fuck out of here and go back to exploring the world’. Admitting he couldn’t help me with that right now, he did say he appreciated the answer). However, my invitation for fresh sea delicacies if you’d ever come a little south of that N60° border is still open.
Sadly the doc >> FK mess is getting even deeper. The “doctor” FK turns to for consultation when the medical issues exceed the normal levels they are used to seem to have absolutely no idea what ME/CFS is and is suggesting I am ill because I am inactive (while my specialist doctor think I am already almost doing too much for my condition before we have managed to find that fine line where it goes from being ok to too much), and need exercise therapy - something my specialist clinic doesn’t even offer because it has a higher rate of making people sicker than better. So things are gonna go further, we’re getting ready to make an appeal on their ruling, and I am just completely drained already. So things have not been looking great in this department - but I’ve managed to take some time off to be by the salty sea and watching horror movies until the morning light is coming up again with dear FreshNoob friends so even though one side of my life seem to be crashing and burning, it’s not all dark and dreadful!
Creative things do have a MAJOR positive effect on both mood and in a sense my spoons as well (or rather, it is spoons well spent, if you catch my drift?). I am working on identifying what kind of things drain me of spoons and what could possibly give me some spoons or which - at the very least - give me a very positive emotional payoff doing. I am looking for ways to get my hands on an iPad Pro and Apple Pencil (my god why are they so expensive? :sweat: ), because that way I can bring my creative stuff with me everywhere and even do it on bed on the days when I am feeling too rough to do much. It could also serve as a smaller side income, selling prints and such, eventually ... so this is really an option I am looking into!
Also, I absolutely LOVED your tarot suggestions, tack så hemskt mycket raring! And I did both laugh and get a little frustrated because the top deck you suggested (Jolandas) ... I already own. I just can’t find it. It’s a funny story, I went into her little shop in Gamla stan as a wee little 14-15ish year old Fresh Noob (so REALLY fresh) looking to dive into this mysterious world, and I got it and she signed the book for me (Krax pax!). I’ve been looking for this deck for months now, but I can’t find it. I’m scared one of my mum’s ex’s got it with him taking his stuff from the basement (a moment of silence, please ...).
I’ve also already been throwing some serious eyes on The Wild Unknown deck, I love the colour bursts in it and the overall simple design is really appealing. I have had some mixed feelings wondering if perhaps it’s a little too simplistic and will be hard for someone new like me - but then, maybe I have enough creativity in my head to fill out the picture myself. A huge plus is that it’s fairly inexpensive to get as well (we really stan that at the moment with thet FK struggle!).
Scouting the vast interwebs trying to find a tarot deck for my dear Bästis after she expressed interest in getting one herself after seeing my deck on the table, I did stumble upon a real masterpiece though. I mean, it was love at first sight, I am obsessed. I check back at it like at least once a day and I am just like, ugh ... look at this thing! It’s the gilded Marigold Tarot deck. Quite a dark theme, but oh my, it’s absolutely gorgeous! I can’t get it out of my head! The $60-80 price tag is quite a hefty one though, at least for the time being. I can’t really justify spending that money on a tarot deck with the struggle currently going on with FK ...
The deck I have right now is the Gateway to the Divine Tarot. It’s a really nice deck, very detailed and everything. But I just don’t vibe with it ... 😥😥😥 I pull cards, I look at them, and then I just sort of feel this ‘ugh’ feeling inside and shove them away. Because even though the imagery is really nice and eye-catching it doesn’t hold my attention and I just, ... I don’t like it? Does it make sense? Am I being a spoiled and difficult Fresh Noob here? lol
Wemps raring, gosh, did that little mini forecast make me both happy and a little frustrated (I mean, the patience part ... I really have to work on that one, don’t I??). I did snort and laugh a little though when you said you got The Star, because ... lately I’ve been all surrounded by stars. My whole mantra/theme for July was in fact a star studded one! (And let’s not mention how my friend has been pushing for me to change camps and start rooting for a certain Star-named hockey team lately as well ...)
Also, a small story (because why not make this HUGE post even longer, right??) - I have a really special connection to the Sun card. Not particularly the meaning of it, but the name and the imagery. Darling Fresh Noob Granny passed away when I was a mere wee little girl of the small age of six. Way way too soon. We had quite a special bond, everyone always kept commenting on it, and she always called me her sun (and she was my moon). So whenever the sun card comes up (no matter what the position), Fresh Noob do get a little sappy and take it as a small nod from Granny.
THAT’S IT. Gosh, what a lengthy blabbering drag this turned into. I’m sorry, raring Wempy. All the smultron and wienerbröd to you if you managed to stick through this all, you’ve earned them! Now, it’s time for this little one to get up and keep following her own star ...
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