i’m lookin’ for a guy named johnson; works at an art museum, security guard, patrols the east wing. think you’re up for the job?
solvin' this one proved to be a bit of a pain, mainly because this hellsite doesn't function correctly sometimes. see, i went to Google at the Search Bar and asked them for "tumblr johnson art museum" and got a few different results, but nothin' was what i was lookin' for. save for one link that took me to a reddit screenshot. from there, i adjusted my search by tryin' to find the original post by lookin' for the last blog in the chain. that got me to the post, but i couldn't get just the posts mentioned because the last blog was deleted.
so, i scrolled endlessly through the reblogs desperately hopin' i would come across the original version, but i found nothin'. ready to give up, i walked back down the Search Bar and demanded to see the results again. thankfully, after a bit more diggin', i found the post. i filed it away, slightly upset with tumblr's functionality...
here you are! good to see Johnson is keepin' the east wing safe! have a great day!
Post Case: Closed
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The stars aligned, and now they shine so brightly on her
Even the greatest works of art couldn't describe her, her
'Cause she is a radiant warmth
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hilarious 2 me that as the ancient ways (a meticulously maintained tagging system for even the most bullshit of posts #text #funny #random #user:vriskastopsurgeryfund) are dying out, a new genre of posts has emerged that recaps/summarizes the original as the new!op/interpreter imagines it (‘that post that’s like ______). it’s as if we’re Roman sculptors remaking Greek statues that disappeared in a shipwreck off the coast of Sardinia 137 years ago based only on seventh hand descriptions, a half-decent poem by a wannabe Ovid, and mosaic floors. we try to resurrect something old and resonant that holds immense sway in the zeitgeist but cannot help but create something entirely new.
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The blue tiger shrimp is a really awesome kind of shrimp
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I'd love to see a poll with more options if tumblr would allow it. I've always been curious about the number of folks on here who are living on disability/SSI or whatever their country's equivalent is...
yeah the 10 poll options max really made it hard for sure, but if you wanted to check out something that specific you could probs make your own poll! The beauty of the feature is it's a Free For All haha
lol honestly from the tags everyone justifies their own jobs in their own ways, the vagueness of the titles kinda makes it fun like that! pretty sure i've seen people with the same job choose totally different options based on how they feel :P
ayy nice! glad ya found something you have a knack for! :D
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Obstagoon!
(First Word ask game)
Yea, I was expectin' that
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Sometimes I'm scared ill run into someone I knew back on my td rp instagram days but also what are the chances of that
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